2003 Bangkok Reports

[MeatMan]

Good report Lobo.Hope I encounter the same thing when I get there...Minus the katoeys of course. which one is more sleazier?,Star Of Love or Star Of Light.


Happy New Year Everyone!!

[Lobo]

Christmas night was my last in Bangkok for awhile. I've been living in Thailand for a few months but it's time to head home. I've been blessed/cursed with my office being an easy walk from Patpong and the skytrain for Nana.

I decided to go to the Star of Light one last time aorund midnight on Patpong 2. This time I got two girls and it was pretty good. One girl was big and round and the other was very thin, but they were both very enthusiastic. Cost was Bt 1000 total plus Bt 85 for the beer. The bartender was kind of rude though, saying insulting things about farangs in Thai (she didn't know I understood). On my way out I told her in Thai that since she so openly didn't like farangs that I wouldn't be back.

Since I was working most of the night, I got the urge again around 3 and this time headed back to Star of Love on Patpong 1. This is about the only BJ bar I haven't visited. The clubs are pretty much locked up by this time and the streets are filled with *very* aggressive ladyboys so be careful. Anyway, luck was on my side as the door to Star of Love was open and Mamasan and three girls were eating dinner. They immediately called for me to join them eating. One girl was nice looking with nice tits, one was absolutely stunning with almost no tits and one was kind of sluttly looking but sexy. Anyway, I really wanted them all and they pretty much started rubbing my dick and showing me their tits. Mamasan offered me the girls for Bt 750 each. Since it was my last night and I was so horny, I took all three right there on the couch (Bt 2250 total or about US $56). It was great. They all took turns sucking me, licking my balls or letting my suck their tits. Well worth the money! The only regret is that I didn't try it earlier!

Headed back to work and sure enough around 5 AM I got the itch again. Went back and everything was locked up tight and the ladyboys were absolutely ridiculous in their hounding. Anyway, I walked around a bit trying to lose them when I happened on a little bar in the street in Patpong 2 that appeared to be open with two girls sitting there. I headed over and had a beer and bought them drinks, more to get away from the ladyboys than anything else. Sat and talked for a long time, then the shorter fatter one started massaging me - she studied massage at Wat Po and was really good. The taller thinner good looking one was kissing my neck. The next thing I knew I was at a ST hotel with them - BT 400 to barfine and Bt 1000 each. More expensive than my other two experiences for the night, but I got a great massage and shower and f*cked them both for a long time. It was great - they were doggie style on the bed and I just switched back and forth while playing with the others titties.

All in all I was pretty tired by sunup and I had spent a fair amount of money (at least for being in Thailand) but it was absolutely fantastic night.

Lobo

[Daring Mood]

Mongering experts of Bangkok,

What an enjoyable and often hilarious 2003 read you have provided. Forget CNN travel, forget Lonely Planet, Thailand Forum postings are the essential reading for any intrepid traveller who really wants to experience LOS.

By the way, since there was no response to my previous posting, can I take it that nobody on this forum has yet to try a 'Hands Free' restuarant?

[Scorpio]

went to "silver dragon" (right side on 2nd floor when entering nana plaza), place not too full and relaxed, girls not pushy. after a couple drinks i had girl #58 come over. she was wearing a red bikini, all the other girls were dressed in orange. she had long hair, goodlooking body and very dangerous looking teeth (like dracula). unfortunately she couldn't go long time because "her family was on visit" and they obviously don't know about her work, believe it or not. sometimes these girls come up with very funny stories.

left the place and went up the stairs to "mandarin". at first sight the 5 girls on the stage looked very **** (they aren't). but after a closer look and one drink i moved on. mainly asians (probably japanese) customers. didn't like the mickey mouse music they played otherwise it was ok.

shopped a bit around on the 2nd floor having a drink here and there. finally went back down to "rainbow" (downstairs right side). girls rather pushy because the closing time approached. left nana plaza and went down soi 4 to have a last drink at "hillary's" beer bar located just across the entrance to nana condo.

it seems the bars will be open longer on new years eve (same as happened christmas eve). maybe the inflated barfine is needed to pay bribes for a later closing time, who knows.

scorpio

[Pepsi Man]

Is there some body who can tel me where the Nancy Massage Parlor is? Maybe it is not in Bangkok. If somebady knows please tell me.

Thanks

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[Timmer1001]

BKK anyone?

I am getting into BKK late on THU 1-15. Naturally I won't let my sleep deprived body rest and will rush off to Nana Plaza to appreciate the local culture and flavors. Anybody up for a cold beer and a joint review? We can rank the girls and give them favorable ratings based on special privileges extended to us, all of course for free. Oh come on, don't be judgemental, politicians do it all the time and we are doing it purely for the benefit of this board, not even for our own pleasure.

Just kidding. Well let me know if anybody is up for it.

Later TIM

[Jimmy Red Cab]

Badass,

I have been in the Eden a couple of times but never got any further than having a beer, Marc makes it clear that it is not a "drinking club". You would probably have done better to select the first girl and let her choose the other, that way at least you are assured that they "get on" with each other.

[Bizzie]

eden club on my last night in bkk....
it was on my 'must do' list, so as jpf headed off to patpong/sightseeing, i walked towards eden on sukumvit/soi 7/1. plenty has been said on the board about it, but for the first timer, it may be a little unsettling at first.

it's a small place, no more than your typical store, has a bar. as i entere, there were only a few girls in the bar, and a few outside, sitting around, smoking , eating. as i sat down on the bar for a drink, a whole bunch of girls gathered, all were looking at me, with inviting eyes that seem to say 'take me'. there was another guy in the bar before me, just drinking, may have done his deed.

marc (owner) expalined how it works there (i, of course, already knew!). he said that the girls had gathered just for me, and if i didn't chose, they will rep001ter again. i had been there barely for 7 minutes. there were more girls on the left (anal) side of the yellow line than the right sdie (114 vs. 10, roughly). no real difference in the looks. difficult to assess the true extent of their 'assets', as there were just standing there, in clothes, some only a few feet away from me. no real beauties, most were doable.
so i looked for the reasonable looking girls with nice hooters.

picked nam from the left side, and sum from the right side. off go rest of the girls. these 2 grab a bag of 'goodies' and we head next dooe to the hotel, with my drink in hand. they pay the hotel desk in advance. the room is clean/small. porno playing on tv, yes, anal scenes only.

take turns on the girls. they were not relly getting it on with each other , but obliged when coerced! answer to everything was 'yeesss', except anal with the girl from the rihgt. she said she was new and had not 'learned'.

after about 1.2 hours for the first shot, didn't even try a second shot, was exhausted.

talked for 15 minutes. the conversation turned to their orgasms. they do not orgasm, because after orgasm, they become 'relaxed' and cannot work hard for rest of the time/day.

both were very sweet. no rush. gave a little tip.
took some pictures (clothed), which i cannot post until i get home. (digital camera software issues)

[Scorpio]

Black & White (Soi Cowboy),

here I met a 21 year old girl named Ta, number 17, a pretty little girl with two short ponytails, and an irresistible smile, not extraordinary bodywise (she's got a kid). She liked DATY, and I decided that BBBJ with CIM should become the main part of the menu. She only swallowed at the first session, probably a too big load for her small mouth. The other times she waited until the last drop before going to the bathroom to spit it out.
2000 THB for long time until Noon, 500 THB barfine.
She told me barfines will be 1000 THB on both Newyears Eve and Newyears Day.

Scorpio

(Taxifare from Soi 23 to Nana was only 43 THB)

[Diver69]

GT,

I would have kicked them out, but, the smell really doesn't eminate until I'm halfway in the act, when their juices started flowing....what to do then? I've completed the act if I was close to it (and if the smell is not THAT bad), and I've just stopped and told them as nice as I could that I'd lost interest, and they can get dressed and go home. In total, I've only run into smelly pussies three times, once in BKK, and twice in PHI

[Kuranyi]

Does anybody know about Indian hookers in Bangkok? I would like to have a liitle difference from all the Thai pussys.

[Love Sex 22]

I had an 18 years old very preety girl ,that had a foul smell an mucas I told her you have an yeast infection go home get some medicine from the Pharmacy, she was so surprised never herd of yeast infection. She called me after few days to thank me because she smelled like a rose again.

[Daring Mood]

hi guys,

walking from the marriott hotel to nana district i passed a swanky place with a sign denoting that the building was a "hands free" restuarant. am told that the waitresses provide all services including hand to mouth feeding. anyone experienced a "hands free" restuarant?

a bangkok old-timer mentioned a [CodeWord901] type establishment to me that was worth visiting called the coal miner, where the tgs apparently wear coalminer hats, complete with light, while performing their under bar/table duties. he was in his 70s and i couldn't establish if he was referring to a place that existed 50 years ago, or somewhere he had frequented over the christmas holidays ;-)

[Joe Zop]

Well, Scorpio, to each his own, but that doesn't fall into my personal category of "something I just owe to myself."

[GettingTang]

I have a simple solution for smelly pussy...........kick them to the curb! If they don't care enough to stay out of the game until they clean themselves up, I feel as though i do not need to by shy about telling them their pussy stinks and i have changed my mind!

Think about it, if her pussy stink that bad, she can smell it too. If she does not care enough to take care of the problem, she is not likely to be heart broken if you explain why you are rejecting her date!

Not to mention the disscusion of smelly pussy is a real turn off for this monger, my pecker reacts like a snail being soaked with salt!

GETTINGTANG~!