2003 Pattaya Reports

[SexReview]

Originally posted by Sting
Hi SexReview...

Topic: Gold Cobra

Thanks for your information. Do you you know how long they want be in Pattaya ?

Can anyone tell me what is going on during the Gold Cobra period?

The price for the girls is getting higher?

or...

Thanks

Sting

Business has been hard hit here by SARS so for the most part the prices are staying about the same. More ggirls want to do short time so they can do a couple of dates in a night. The short time rooms are open at most places on Soi Pattayaland II, I know Misty's girls are pushing for in house short times 1600 baht complete with room, bar fine and girls fee. Many bars like Super Baby are hurting for business, top level girls that I had to wait a week for in January to do photo shoots with told me they have not bar fined in a few weeks. The bars that saw a large amount of Asian travelers really neeed Cobra Gold to make it. The Corbra Gold war games end around May 26 (check back a few weeks I posted the dates) but the GI's stay around until June. Don't changer plans to come here just because of Cobra Gold, lots of girls for all.

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[Anonymous]

Here the first report from a real Pattaya lover!

I go every year to Pattaya for about 2 month's, because my girlfriend lives there. When I read all the great experiences about other Thai beauties, I feel a bit envious; but also surprised , how much is paid for hotelrooms and girls!

For a hotelroom the price is between 300B and 700B p/d. When you go a little more outsite the tourist area, Naklua road, soi 13, there is a nice clean hotel, named Cristal Palace(pink) the price p/d is 200B . I also found on the internet this website www.pornholiday.info they offer you 1 year free living in Pattaya (and a lot off free p.pictures).

But o.k enough about money!!! My self go always secretly to shorttime bars, because my girlfriend is very willing in bed, but no BBBJ. That's why I go for a BBBJ to pattayaland 2; to the billion bar. At the end of January, I went there, to look if the was a nice girl for me. The bar is long and narrow, on one site there are wall-tables, on the other site is the bar. When I was on my way to the back, I felt a hand touching my crotch. I looked arround for the owner of the hand, and at that moment I felt like frozen to the ground, because I looked straight in the face of a white Thai girl, with the same horny face as my favourite '90 pornstar Mimi Miyaki. We talked a little and she told me her name was Nam, and in less than 5 minutes she asked "you want go" and pointed upstairs.Of course I wanted that. I paid the bar 500B (for everything included!!!)

Upstairs we took a shower first, and then went to this small clean (bed)room with red light, so the sphere was erotic. I laid on the bed and made my self clear , that I wanted her to give me a nice BBBJ. And good lord , what then happened I never forget!!! She started off, to give me a few small kisses on the mouth, and then she went down, making a small track with the tip of her tongue, first my neck and than my nipples.(her hand had in the meantime found his way to my scrotum, she gave a soft massage, so my sacred member begun to rize). Her tongue went down to my navel, and there her tongue made small circles. I couldn't hardly wait until she reached my sacred member. She went down and instead of going straight to my member, she went to my scrotum, She took one by one my testicles in her mouth and bite gently on them. With this beautiful horny face so close to my big member, I wanted noting more in the world, than that she took him inside her sexy mouth! She went up too the root of my big member now, and went all up to the head, by licking the shaft with the tip of her tongue. Then she opened her mouth and took the full member, slowly sliding in her mouth,(with her face turned to me, so she looked at me by doing so! What a horny,horny sight! She begun to slide my big member in and out her mouth, suddenly she took him deep insite her mouth and sucked her cheeks in, so my big member got stuck insite her mouth. I never experienced this horny feeling before, and the only thing I wanted was to climax. Her hand who was still massaging my testicles, felt this, because she took my big sacred member just outsite her mouth, so I had my shooting on my own belly. Afterwards we showered again, and I gave her 100B (=2 euro/us) tip money!

In the 4 remaining weeks in Pattaya, I went 3 times more for a nice horny BBBJ, from her!

[Sting]

Hi SexReview...

Topic: Gold Cobra

Thanks for your information. Do you you know how long they want be in Pattaya ?

Can anyone tell me what is going on during the Gold Cobra period?

The price for the girls is getting higher?

or...

Thanks

Sting

[SexReview]

Well Guys,

Cobra Gold has hit Pattaya. Saw the first signs of the GI's on Friday morning, a few around Friday night in the bars. Saturday the MP s started to come into the bars and by tonight Sunday every bar I hit on Walking Street and Pattayaland II was 50 percent GI filled. Cobra Gold doesn't start for almost 2 weeks but the advance guys are here now.
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originally posted by samus aran
sex review:

friend, i had those same girls you are talking about 3 months ago in my room. why do you believe the mamasan that these girls are "country fresh?" didn't you know that this is the line evrywhere! i thought you were a pro at this stuff but i guess not. stop thinking you are getting the "virgins." pattaya is for washed up pros. stop worrying about length of service and get into humping these girls.

your friend
samus aran

samus aran,
we all know your dislike for pattaya so i would except nothing less of a comment from you. but a couple of problems with your "story"three months ago i was in pattata for six weeks and in these bars. these girls where not working then. that is point one, point two i have their thai id cards on digital photo, one turn 18 10 days ago the other turn 18 last month. so when you say "friend, i had those same girls you are talking about 3 months ago in my room. " if "believe" you then you are going with ****d girls? because that is the only answer, you lie or you take ****d girls which one is it?

as stated your views on pattaya are clear on the board but next time try toi come up with something better.
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[Freeler]

Dinghy,

'HOW do you figure out where they are heading?'
By pointing!
N-E-V-E-R talk to the driver!
Do not point with one finger but make a gentle gesture with your whole arm pointing in the general direction you want to go.
Suppose you're on SecondRoad and SoiPattayaLand and you want to go well into CentralRoad, just point down SecondRoad and then indicate a right turn.
If they stop, they're going in your direction.
You could walk to the best spot to get on, I mean, if you were getting on a bus, wouldn't you walk to the busstop? Same-same here.
Basicly, in Pattaya all you can lose is B5 if make the wrong choice...

'Anyway, no plumbing verification, no go.'
Good thinking! If she was a bargirl she wouldn't have paid her own barfine!

Food. For me: Very light breakfast - toasts or soup, fruits or fruitjuice for lunch and a Thai dish for dinner. I can't imagine how people can get a B85 buffet down...

The B50 fuck upgraded to a B100 fuck took place in Phitsanulok, city of rats and cockroaches.

[Dinghy]

Skewered and roasted on a spit for 5B. <cowering> whimper whimper...

OK so next trip I'll pay the songtaew the "official" 5B in Pattaya. OK now one for the group - HOW do you figure out where they are heading? Coming off beach road they get to 2nd road and some turn left, some head toward Jomtien. Any way to know in advance (with VERY limited Thai)?

I was walking on 2nd road down toward the Jomtien cut-off and got more or less picked up by a street girl who lead me back to her room. It was going to be a cheapie BJ - 200B but she wouldn't let me check the plumbing so I walked. Didn't look katoey so I wonder if it was her timeof the month. Anyway, no plumbing verification, no go.

Food - y'know it's pretty hard to eat a whole bunch (food, that is) in tropical weather (dropped almost 17 pounds in 12 days) so most of the buffets are limited value, but what I found is that a "light" breakfast of Thai soup with a couple of fried eggs lasts pretty much all day. They were intrigued at a leftie with chopsticks who eats at a spice level equivalent to a Thai (had a difficult time convincing them that I REALLY meant it when I said "Thai spicy")

Hey Free - where WAS this "one buckie fuckie" (and you paid 2) anyway? Not Pattaya? (just curious)

[Phuquer]

Originally posted by SexReview
About Food:

Another good alternative that is available in Pattaya, as it is in a few places in Bangkok (Siam Center, and Ratchada Mall, to name a couple), is S&P. You can get a couple of pretty good non Thai dishes here, but their Thai food is really good. Their menu has lots of photos, so people who don't know how to order Thai food can see what they are ordering. In all, a good place to get a meal, and the prices are inexpensive. They are at the shopping mall (I forget the name, but probably Mikes Shopping Mall). on Beach Road.

[Freeler]

Khun,

I know very well that you know your prices.
So 'But if you think that B3,000 girls are all there is, think again.' wasn't meant for you but for the people who actually think that B3,000 in general is OK. Sorry for the confusion, it must be my bad English.

Skinless,

As you very well know I thought the B50 girl was joking about her price. This from my original report:
'... the one I picked up lastnight for fuck'n'go had a swell pussy! Jao asked for only B50 and I, STUPID ME!, thought she was joking, so I offered B100. She almost jumped for joy...
What is this world coming too?'
Dammit, I paid twice the price!

[SexReview]

Classroom Update Soi Pattayaland 2

Yesterday I got the two girls I wanted out of Classroom. The momason let them bar fine but onl;y for short time. Which was fine bacause I wanted to do a photo shoot and had other plans after. Bar fined #95 18 yrs old 40 kilo and 5'4" tall also #74 23 yrs old and 42 kilo 5'2' tall. Interesting to note both girls had been working less than two weeks. Overall things worked out but this Go GO is just two hard to deal with I don't recommend it.
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About Food:

Here are a few thoughts about eating in Pattaya. You really don't ned to spend a lot of money to enjoy good meals here. For Breckfast I have three buffets that I like to go to. All are on Second Road right around Soi 12. All are the same price at 85 baht. The Lek and Apex hotels both offer service until 1:00pm and have good food a plus is if with a Thai girl they have many Thai items to keep her happy. The down side is both are open air so no A/c and no made to order eggs. The Diana Inn only services until 11am but is indoors with A-c a big plus on a hot April day they also do made to order eggs but limited Thai food and stop serving early.

For lunch I like the third floor of the Royal Garden Mall in the food court. You need to purchase a food card for whatever amount you want and anything left on it you can use for 14 days are cash in. Many different types of food here all cheap and very tastie. A meal will run well under 100 baht. This is also a great place to pick up girls. Most fast food places can be found around the mall too.

On Soi Diamond of Walking Street you will find Swizz and Momas right across from each other. Both have two complete diner specials, each night for 195 baht and 230 baht. It is a great deal for a white table cloth place that would be 35 to 40 dollars in the states. At the other end of Pattaya Second road is BIg C Mall with several choices for food. They are very good and resonable in price. I find I can eat very well in Pattata for less than $10 dolars per day. One last point the big name places on Walking Street are nice but you pay for the location.

[Phuquer]

Originally posted by SeattleGman
Is it typical that they don't answer email? I've tried both email addresses with no response. Any recommendations?

I have never sent them email. I had stayed there in Feb. and I took one of their business cards. That's how I got the information. My only other suggestion would be to give them a call. It's a pretty nice place, and close to the action. I think it would be worth a call.

[Skinless]

Ah! Yes! The old refrain! Like love, love, love. Is there any question more important that that old chestnut: how much should one pay and/or how much can one get away with paying? Freeler does seem to count the pennies. But against that, it must be stated no one (should) like to get ripped off. Word gets around and if guys are paying 10 bt instead of 5 bt, 100 bt instead of 50 bt, then as Khun shows, they end up paying 100 instead of 10, 3,000 instead of 1,000 etc. One good thing about getting a bargain basement deal is to know what the price range actually is. Freeler got a fuck for 50 bt, others have paid maybe 50,000 bt.

A good example of this is the barfine. If you are into GFE or whatever, 200 bt is probably ok. But guys are paying 600 bt and more and then paying 2-3k bt for what the bargirls will supply for 1k bt. Sometimes, not alway, the go go girl will be "better". Me, I prefer them "poor but honest". I prefer freelancers. But i am only a skinhead.

[Khun]

Originally posted by Freeler
Khun,
There is nothing wrong with paying a girl B3,000. As long as you know you pay her a very high wages. But if you think that B3,000 girls are all there is, think again.

I know very well the rate is not B 3,000 in Pattaya. Being a member of this forum I know the prices very well. Actualy I did not fix price before hand & afterward I did not like to fight with the girl I fuc.k tight hard without KY.

[SeattleGman]

Is it typical that they don't answer email? I've tried both email addresses with no response. Any recommendations?

Originally posted by Phuquer
I have a business card from the Eastiny Place.
Location is 315/2-3 Mu 10
Pattaya Beach Road, Soi 8
Banglamung Chonburi 20260 Thailand
Tel (6638)427702-5
email : eastinyp@ptty.loxinfo.co.th , eastinyinn@hotmail.com
I was there in mid Feb, and the rates were 800baht for a standard, 1200 for a suite (but people in the pool can look in your room), and 1800 for a good suite. I stayed in the standard room, and it was quite nice. Make sure you ask them to put you on the side furthest from Soi 8, so you can have peace and quiet. I stayed there and it is right in the middle of the action. Clean rooms, and good service. I would recommend it to anyone. I would stay there again. Breakfast is not included, but was an extra 120baht. Enjoy, and let me know how you like the place.