2005 General Reports

[Poupard2000]

Being in Bangkok for now more than two months, I would like to give a short overview of my experience of expat.

- NEP is more and more trendy... more and more Asian in the gogos... good money for girls.... " I like japanese customers, small cock, fuck only one time and good money" ...

best gogos are the Rainbows... especially the number 2 and number 4 . Very nice girls. The boss is a sinothai... But i should say that I was two times disappointed by the quality of the service of Rainbow 4 dancers. Very professional... no GFE. 2000 bahts for a shorttime. I had a better experience with Angel Witch... 1500 bahts for a ST but she stays for LT... Her name is Fon... don't miss the show.

- Soi Cow Boy.. I was a little bit disappointed by the average quality of girls... some stunners ... but far from what you can get in Rainbow. The atmosphere is more quiet, friendly place... May be more GFE, but I have not yet taken girls there.

- Soi 33... I have tried the Office... a stunner Oy... but very lazzy in the bed... 1 200 bahts for the bar fine... She asks 3 000 bahts in the morning but get 1 500 bahts... given the poor performance provided.

- Thermae... I have tried a very sexy girl... half muslim half thai... very professional... no GFE... 2500 bahts for a long time ... but she asks the money before ... and leaves in the night... Smoke with condoms... no kisses. One of my worst experience in Thailand... A farang face and a Farang poor service.

- BierGarden... soi 7 . it depends on the days... sometimes one or two very nice girls... but more frequently average girls... too many men... I was with Nii, a girl from Surin... 2000 bahts for LT... very good in the bed... barebacking

- Patpong.. a big (and good) surprise for me... I have always considered the place as a tourist trap... but with a girl from King's Corner... It was a unique experience... very GFE... barebacking... she asks 2000 bahts for ST but accepts 1500 bahts ... and stays LT. In the bed one of the best girl of my life... three holes... More and more friends told me that Patpong is a place to rediscover... NEP is NOW the tourist trap full of Asians.. Chinese entrepreneurs... Japanese expat... Patpong is worth a visit... Tourists are doing shopping while gogos are quiet.

- Thai Massages.. i have invited a Thai masseuse of the soi Eden for a lunch ... in my hotel. Very good sex... 1000 bahts for a LT... Not barfine... and very GFE

Places to try... Eden Club... CM2... Q bar... I will post a new report next month.

[Freeler]

Coma,

Germans: "Handy"
Finns: "Kasipuhelin" ("handtelephone"!), they invented the damned thing, they should know!

So, handphone is not that silly.

[Coma Boy]

...will have to wait for the next trip as she gave the handphone number and all i can say is that the discount on the next trip will - as a true accountant reduce the average costs!!

Nice report.

May your throat and knees heal swiftly.

But seriously, who says handphone?

[Tamurlane26]

On the way back from Bahrain - and yes Freeler the throat was still killing me - however not enough to prevent a glance in the right directions.

Had three to four hours to kill and so decided to sleep it off in the Amari - now in the past have had no joy in the massage parlour and out of routine boredom decided to see what was on show. The first was a disaster and so went back to my room to sleep - half an hour later and the phone riings would I care to come up and have a look.

Well lo and behold she was worth a look !! A nice 25 year old slim but a very tasty rack and ready to be eaten alive !

Back down to the room and when she revealed the rack it was a sight for sore eyes. After the night before in Bahrain where the performance was perfunctory it was worth being back in LOS for the attendant smile.

She gave a very tasty bbbj and allowed me to roam my tongue all over her body - sore throat included on this one - but it is amazing how a little juice can go in the right direction to calm the raging pain !! She was well into that act and with a lot of movement and lubrication to follow until she decided the next course of events. She was not having any bare-backing but enjoying teasing for at least ten minutes by tempting the old fella to enter and then lifting just high enough to make it impossible at the same time.

Finally condom in hand and now on the floor - the beds are pushed together and not real double beds so tend to move apart in the middle of the action !! - we proceeded to pound the carpet - mind you she had a few carpet burns on the knees by the time the performance was rounded off.

The damage was very high in relative terms being 3850 baht - of which she said she only got 900 to whit my reply was go freelance my dear and find your way down to Sukumhvit asap as you will do a roaring trade with my fellow mongers !!

The only sad part of the story was she was adamant about no photos so will have to wait for the next trip as she gave the handphone number and all i can say is that the discount on the next trip will - as a true accountant reduce the average costs !!

Happy Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year to one and all

[Traveler1234]

Fear not Brother Piper, Globotto knows not what he talks, i know for a fact that all Thai girls genuinely lust after us farrangs because of our white skin, good looks, huge penises, romantic tendancies, and the will to GDATY its got nothing to do with money - i am sad to say that Santa is in fact not real, but thats okay, theres plenty of other fat men wearing coats whose laps you can sit on !

T1234, you hit my only concern, the additional workload for Jackson, i visit other forums (yes, there are others !) where extremely senior members are given a little admin power, called 'moderators' would this work ? We could ask Jackson to set up a vote for the moderator ?

Just sent suggestion via pm to Jackson to see what he thinks. If others think moderator might want, pm him directly.

Happy New Year to all and see you in 2006!

[Meaty]

NOooo!!!! I'm shattered! And I just found out Santa isn't real. What a day.

Fear not Brother Piper, Globotto knows not what he talks, i know for a fact that all Thai girls genuinely lust after us farrangs because of our white skin, good looks, huge penises, romantic tendancies, and the will to GDATY its got nothing to do with money - i am sad to say that Santa is in fact not real, but thats okay, theres plenty of other fat men wearing coats whose laps you can sit on !

T1234, you hit my only concern, the additional workload for Jackson, i visit other forums (yes, there are others !) where extremely senior members are given a little admin power, called 'moderators' would this work ? We could ask Jackson to set up a vote for the moderator ?

[Traveler1234]

RTFF - Seems to be said over and over of late, i too have enjoyed the slap down of some lazy newbie who just didn't bother, but where does it take us ?

T1234 got me thinking (not easy to do !)....
Unfortunately in todays busy lifestyle, people have less and less time, is entering a forum you have just found and throwing a question out there really so bad ? Yes its annoying to us, over and over again, the same lame questions, but we are probably scaring away /pi**ing off would be forum brothers, who may go on to add valuable posts and contributions and even subscribe to this wonderful haven giving Jacskon more financial resource to make even more enhancements to this fantastic site.

Jackson > What if all of us (if everyone agrees ?) do not respond to "stupid newbie questions" and instead they get one of your standard blue messages under there post, politely directing them to the FAQ, Reports of Distinction, and how to access the Search facility, and encouraging them to post again after reading all of the above.

There will come a time when all that is left are us hardcore nowitalls who blast away the newbies with their stupid questions and the forum will slowly whittle, after another year or so, most of the forum will contain posts with RTFF, but on doing so, all you can find is RTFF and no info !

I hate lazy people as much as the rest, but its just one mistake, New Years resolution, politely direct to the above and leave it there.

Thoughts ?

Meaty: thought the only ones that got you 'thinking' are at Catherine

I agree with your idea - except that puts a lot of work for jackson, unless one of the senior guys reports the post to admin with polite request to blue tag it. I'm game if jackson is.

I still think a 'gentle' or less gentle PM (depending on how outrageous) the query is is a good way to tell the newbies to do their homework without pissing or scaring them off. And personally i find reading past posts not only informative but also see a lot of humor!

I have actually done this recently for a couple of reasons: 1) to try to induce them to do their homework without 'humiliating' them in public; 2) i didn't want my last 20 posts showing just 'rtff' since my next trip to asia won't be till after lunar new year...

You should have read the stink in the Singapore forum, dumb newbie post that Peter EastWest replied with what I considered a 'classic' that should be put into the RoD thread. I put in my part with suggesting to bring chewing gum and a fellow senior blasted me for trying to get the poor newbie fined at customs. LOL

So, even though I've been now labeled as being soft on newbies, going to go back to my new year's resolution. No more public blasts, just gentle (or less gentle) PM. POV

[Piper1]

Good sex is when you have a partner that wants to get off with you ... The problem often encountered with prostitution is a partner with ulterior motives which is money.

NOooo!!!! I'm shattered! And I just found out Santa isn't real. What a day.

[Meaty]

RTFF - Seems to be said over and over of late, i too have enjoyed the slap down of some lazy newbie who just didn't bother, but where does it take us ?

T1234 got me thinking (not easy to do !)....
Unfortunately in todays busy lifestyle, people have less and less time, is entering a forum you have just found and throwing a question out there really so bad ? Yes its annoying to us, over and over again, the same lame questions, but we are probably scaring away /pi**ing off would be forum brothers, who may go on to add valuable posts and contributions and even subscribe to this wonderful haven giving Jacskon more financial resource to make even more enhancements to this fantastic site.

Jackson > What if all of us (if everyone agrees ?) do not respond to "stupid newbie questions" and instead they get one of your standard blue messages under there post, politely directing them to the FAQ, Reports of Distinction, and how to access the Search facility, and encouraging them to post again after reading all of the above.

There will come a time when all that is left are us hardcore nowitalls who blast away the newbies with their stupid questions and the forum will slowly whittle, after another year or so, most of the forum will contain posts with RTFF, but on doing so, all you can find is RTFF and no info !

I hate lazy people as much as the rest, but its just one mistake, New Years resolution, politely direct to the above and leave it there.

Thoughts ?

[Globotto]

I don’t think I will get many arguments on this point about what make good sex.

Good sex is when you have a partner that wants to get off with you.
Good sex is when you have a partner that is willing to engage in foreplay.
That is a partner that doesn’t complain during sex.
That is a partner that doesn’t watch the clock.
It really helps if the partner is attractive.

The problem often encountered with prostitution is a partner with ulterior motives that which is money which results in bad sex i.e. a scam. That is not to say we haven’t ever been scammed by women who were not prostitutes.

Cheers for a Happy New Year and happy hunting.

[Coma Boy]

I was a little late and that was my first holiday mood because the friggin' holidays are almost over!

The holidays never end for us residents!

You should know that Poster...

[PosterLion]

he was still in the holiday mood :-(

Almost correct Trav1234. I was a little late and that was my first holiday mood because the friggin' holidays are almost over!

[Traveler1234]

Hi,

I am arriving BKK at 6AM, and will not be able to check-in until about noon. I was wondering if you had any ideas on what I could do until then? Don't want to waste precious time, but not sure what action is available at this time in the AM. Any tips greatly appreciated.

Hey Bkkla

Christmas is over and Santa has left the room. Didn't get everything on my list, so here I go!

I would go to an internet cafe, log on and RTTF until you check in.

Start with FAQ, then Reports of Distinction, then Massage Parlor thread. By the time you're room is ready, so will you!

If you're still stuck, then pm me with specific questions and more than happy to help out....or better yet, read the post from posterlion below, he was still in the holiday mood :-(

[PosterLion]

I was desperate to make some travel plans for the Winter break and am still trying to decide between London, Singapore, and Bangkok.

I was looking for some quick answers and was lazy to not search for them myself.

Hey Desi,

If this was the case then put your apology up front and personal la. If I'd have known that you were lazy on purpose and that you really were desperate, I'd never have ranted on you so harshly. Now I'll say I'm sorry ok na?

Here are two of my newbie reports. I think just about everything a first-timer needs to know is included, give or take a paragraph or two.

But the bottom line is this: read these two reports and then go to Bangkok. After you come back you'll be a wild-eyed-green-horn-toddler just like I was.

It makes me blush to re-read these reports and remember how much I thought I knew back then when I thought I new it all.

CAUTION: Don't read if you're thinking to visit Thailand one time only. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=591

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=599

poster

[Anon Sailor]

My read is that he was a bit ignorant about how things work in BKK and really just needs to go to Cowboy or NEP (Nana Entertainment Plaza) and take home a girl who strikes his fancy. If he likes her, he can negotiate a few more days in the morning after a good test drive. Though franky If I were you Desi, I would dedicate a couple days to "sampling" before I settled on one if it's you first time. The diifference between a Thai P4P and most Westerners is so big you should adjust your frame of reference. Also, if you are talking about taking a girl over a week, your per day rate should down unless she is one of those beauties who gets picked every night.

Regards
-S

Sojourner,
well put, I've tried to relate the same image of P4P in Asia vice that in the west. P4P in Asia is very old, the same in the west is still in it's infancy.