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[T Roy]

trip report end of august.

i walked down to zapata mex for a cheese burger last week. was hot but refreshing to get out and be hounded by hundreds of beggars and vendors.

on me way back to ramada hotel i stopped in one of those tri bars near willie pigs. the name escapes me for the moment but was between bare assets and badda bing? shaped like a candy bar. that much i recall.

i was called in by the screeching door girl (sir! come inside!). walked in and was dark. had to wait 5 seconds for the eyes to adjust.

gawd! nice place. 4m wide and about 12m deep. 3 gallons of paint thrown on the wall, 14cm elevated plywood floor and 8 dancers on the floor with 3 over in the left corner smoking and texting.

i found an empty spot mid way and plopped down. my eyes still adjusting to the darkness and now, smoke. what the hell they put in them cigarettes. water buffalo dung? that is the worst smell ever!

after 3 more seconds a 30 something person came over, put her cig in the ash trey next to me and screeched, what you drink! i looked at the cig and scratched my head wondering how i deserved this royal treatment.

just then an amazing thing happened. a monkey jumped off the stage and started parading up and down in front of the high stage. was a sight to be hold. walked like a monkey, looked like a monkey and therefore must have been a monkey.

to my surprise, the 30 something hag shouted, buy drink! buy drink! while pointing at the prime mate. i waived that off and asked for a sml! she then left and forgot her rolled buffalo dung burning next to me.

i then thought it was to ward off the mosquitoes. i didn't feel and bites so i spit on the burning bush. still smoldering though.

here she comes and screeching instructions to gawd only knows who and at the top of her smoke filled lungs. right in my face. my teeth were chattering from that gawd awful noise!

red adair and boot & coots could have used her over in kuwait to send instructions down to the guys next to the destroyed wellhead. would have made life better but then she'd be there to make all the local camels look good too!


pushes a short, fat and dark bottle in my face. what's this i aske her. dont look like an sml. she looked at it and said but you order sm. no, i asked for a sml while you where hollering at the girls to dance on the stage. to my delight she then grabbed her smoldering rolled dung, sticks in her mouth and...

puff, puff, puff! i felt so bad for her. she was sucking on that cig so hard it was funny. her toad sack dress was being sucked up her arse each time she tried to get the cig back to life. she even took a break and looked at the head, stuck it back in and puffed off to the bar.

there she goes again. screeching instructions to the bar keep. was a big commotion there and 1 minute later she comes back with the sml i ordered 2 minutes ago. ah yes, service at it's ac finest!

she then sat down on the other side of the divider and still trying to relight that bush. i took a swig on the sml, looked at the ac shuffle going on and no monkey in sight. must be bath time.

the 30 something sitting across starts her screeching again and one of the high class dancers comes over, pops out a lighter and gets her going again. she's in heaven. actually that wold be a good name for this bar. heaven bar ii.

once she got the bush burning again, i took one more swig, pulled out my bankroll, peeled off a hundred and shot outta there. made it to the front door, opened the curtain and left the place.

i'm sure the owner is ok guy. name is dick or peter from yazoo mississippi.

walked down to honi ko's. the place was rockin. more on that bar and lia next report coming.

oh yah! i was happen 2 times in this candy type bar. the second i walked in and the second i made it out alive! wish i had more hands to give it more thumbs down!

i'm t roy.

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[Starchild2012]

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