General Reports

[HorseTrader]

This is a late report from my February-March trip to various Thai locations. I've made a couple minor reports from that trip, this is intended to be more general. No blow-by-blow descriptions. I was in Thailand about 40 days and had about 40 total sessions with about 30 different girls. You BB haters shouldn't read any further, alternatively you can enjoy blasting me in the Rants section.

SAFE SEX.

As recently as a three years ago I used condoms every time, but I can no longer finish inside a condom so I make advanced plans for BB everything. I've had a vasectomy and got extensive STD testing after my trip, so I'm confident that I didn't fertilize any eggs nor did I pick up any nasty diseases (more tests later). About 50% of the ladies agree to BB right away, sometimes with an explanation that they use PrEP for HIV, which seems to be getting more common. Twice BB was agreed up front and then resisted in the room, one decided to go away without any money while the other decided BB was OK. With the language barrier, don't be subtle with such requests, I use the phrase "Everything no condom, finish inside." There is no confusing that.

SAMUI.

My favorite place in Thailand is Koh Samui and I spend a lot of time there. Primary mongering places are Lamai Beach and Chaweng. Most punters seem to favor Chaweng, but I favor the huge quantity of tiny lady bars of Lamai. In my eyes, both areas have fewer than about 25% doable girls, but they both have a few hotties (2%). The nice thing about Samui is when you do a short time bar fine the girl usually offers to stay all night at no extra charge (their rooms are typically terrible). I normally prefer short time and send her away after about 90 minutes, but I do a few LT sessions. The bar fines in Lamai range from 300 to 1000 baht with some bars reducing the bar fine after midnight. I see little correlation between the hotness of the girl and the amount of the bar fine; of course, some bars have a combination of pigs and pretties. I didn't use any short time rooms, always used my resort or her massage shop.

THAIFRIENDLY.

I use ThaiFriendly when I can't find a suitable girl or I'm just too lazy to search for her, which is seldom a problem near Nana Plaza. I had good success with about 5 of 6 ThaiFriendly girls this trip. With one exception, all arrived on time, the one exception called an hour prior and notified me that she couldn't make it (we rescheduled for a few nights later). Performance was good or better with 5 of the 6 girls, the 6th girl was far too rough and I was glad to get her out of my room. Appearance was generally consistent with posted pictures, though one was fatter than I wanted (my fault) and one was thinner than I wanted (posted pictures were wearing loose clothes). Sometimes I require a 2-minute video chat before I commit, it would be smart if I always did that. I did about 5 P4P sessions with my favorite ThaiFriendly girl, plus we met for lunch and dinner a couple times; I liked her until she started sending me sick buffalo stories (e.g., father will die unless she gets an extra 6000 baht for hospital right now).

I will never again do an advanced ThaiFriendly booking because something will inevitably happen and she will want me to change to a different time. With language stress, re-scheduling talks get confusing and people (you and her) get frustrated. In the future I will schedule her just 1 to 2 hours before I want her to knock on my door.

LINE AND WHATSAPP.

With ThaiFriendly and repeat girls it is almost necessary to exchange Line or WhatsApp IDs. I never give my WhatsApp because it is easily linked to my identity. Line works well, but then they can pester us for additional dates and money, including after returning home. During this trip I exchanged my Line ID with 12 girls and 6 of them requested money after I returned home (tourism is low now). So far, I've turned down 5 of them but I'm still considering sending a little money to a 6th girl; she is so young and sexy and I fear that she will turn me down next trip unless I send money now.

MASSAGE PARLORS.

There are many massage parlors in Samui, certainly more per capita than in Bangkok. I had one bad massage experience. I was on my back and she straddled my knees and bounced up and down, which caused pain to my old knees. The language barrier prevented me from telling her to quickly get off and I ultimately had to push her off. I limped out of that place and it took a month for my knees to fully recover.

I'm sure most are aware that many massage parlor girls are also on ThaiFriendly. They seem to have approval to leave their massage shops on a moment's notice to go to a client. My best girl from late 2023 was one of those girls.

Even when I just want a plain massage, many massage girls want to do more. On my last day in Bangkok I wanted an afternoon massage with "no special" because I wanted a go-go girl that night (twice a day is difficult for me). I ventured to a massage place that had two farang women customers walking in just before me, seemed like a "no special" situation. I asked the only available therapist for a massage with no special and she agreed at price of 400 baht. While prone, every massage stroke either started or finished in my butt crack with fingers just a little further than they needed to be for good muscle massage. Shoulders to crack. Ankles to crack. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. I kept telling her "no special", but that didn't change her strokes from going deep into my crack. Switched to supine and her concept was much the same. Chest to penis. Feet to penis. Repeated many times. I kept saying "no special" and she kept doing the same thing. Finally, she just plays with my penis and says "in Thailand we massage everything". I told her I only have 1500 baht and she said OK, hand job. I said I don't want. She said blowjob and I said I don't want. She says boom-boom and I say I cannot use condom. She says just finish outside and I said I cannot do that. She said OK and left the room and came back wearing only a towel. So, there I am, my last night, and I wanted my favorite 20-year old go go girl, but I'm inside this 42 year old massage girl (still attractive). I know that finishing will prevent me from enjoying my go-go girl. I get to the edge but then I stop, she is baffled that I didn't finish the task. I pay the 1500 baht and leave. While walking back to my hotel I start to realize that she was really a good performer and I wanted another session. A few hours later I had my go-go girl, which was great. The next day I had several hours before my flight so I went back to the massage place and did another session, this time I completed the task. She was actually one of the most enjoyable girls I had the whole trip. Sorry, this was a blow-by-blow description when I said there would be none.

RANDOM FREELANCERS.

Freelancers can sometimes be found at the oddest places, I found one at a 7-11 (customer) and another at an informal clothing store (employee). Keep an eye on girls and sometimes you will find one whose eyes aren't totally on the business. This does not happen often, but it does happen.

BEER BAR GIRLS.

Of course these are often the older and less attractive girls. The advantage is price and performance. The best performance of my trip was in Samui where I paid 2000 for showers, BBBJ, anal, BBFSCIP, DFK, a pretty good massage, and sleep together. That was my first ever successful anal, so kudos to her. She was probably a hottie some years ago, but now she is plain vanilla at age about 45. Would have done about 8 sessions with her if she was 10 years younger, as it is we did 2 sessions.

GO-GO GIRLS.

These are typically my favorite girls, often young, thin, and firm. Sometimes terrible performers, but sometimes spectacular. I've done much better at Nana Plaza than the other go-go areas. I recommend getting to know the mamasan and tipping her. These old ladies can be your best friend because they tell the girls if you are a good customer or just some random tourist. Yes, go-gos are expensive, perhaps 4500 to 5000 baht total (typically 500 drinks and tips, 1000 bar fine, 3000 her fee, 200 transportation to hotel, 100 tip for receptionist at hotel). I want the hotel to hold her ID when she is with me and then call me before returning the ID. I'm not someone who buys lots of drinks, if the girl wants many drinks for her and her friends, I decline and move to the next girl or the next bar.

[Explorer8939]

If a bargirl pesters you to come see her, almost 100% chance if you barfine her, she will be a clock watcher.

[Nyezhov]

That is corollary #1 to Murphy's Law. Corollary #2 is if you abort your bar fine session to go with the beautiful model, you will have missed the best performer in town and taken the worst.

Corollary 3. Whatever choice you make matters not, since last nights Som Tum Puu just hit the launch pad. Hint: Unless you are a veteran, avoid Puu. Hoy Kaeng too.

[HorseTrader]

If you want to see the hottest, most beautiful bar girl, just bar fine any bar girl, and as you walk up the stairs, with your bar girl, to the short time room, you will see a beautiful model walking down the stairs.

That is corollary #1 to Murphy's Law. Corollary #2 is if you abort your bar fine session to go with the beautiful model, you will have missed the best performer in town and taken the worst.

[Explorer8939]

If you want to see the hottest, most beautiful bar girl, just bar fine any bar girl, and as you walk up the stairs, with your bar girl, to the short time room, you will see a beautiful model walking down the stairs.

[SubCmdr]

Blow Job Bars

Are there any BJ bars outside of Bangkok, pattaya, Phuket? I'the love to be in a smaller beach town and enjoy a BJ with coffee in the mornings.

Thanks!

I have nothing for you brother. I only know a little about Pattaya. But I will share what I know about what you seek.

I can tell you that in Pattya, Blow Job Bar named King Kong (Soi 6) opens at 1000; Blow Job bar named Kittens on 13/2 (Soil Post Office) opens at 10 AM; If you don't mind having your coffee a little later in the morning, it is certainly possible to do that. I would stop by 7-11 on my way to the establishments to get mine. I think they have the best coffee deal 24/7. You could also make contact with a girl off TF that wants to start her day early.

You do not have to wait until 1500 to start you party. At least not in Pattaya.

Even if there were, hookers do not wake up until 3 pm.

Don't ever let anyone tell you or imply you cannot have your all of your desires (within legality) fulfilled in Pattaya if you are willing to pay. But sometimes you have to put the work in and find your own options. Some say I do not have credibility so you might not want to pay any attention to me. I'm just another "new poster" and "tourist" trying to help a brother out by sharing useful intelligence on having sex with girls.

[Llantarnam]

I like Hua Hin. More laid back then Pattaya with much better beaches. I went to Phuket once and since I discovered Hua Hin I have never been back. It is a 3 to 4 hour car ride from Bangkok.

I like HH.

Doesn't come with all the baggage of Pattaya or Phuket, but big enough to have something for everyone. I'm at an age where I don't want a shag every night, so HH with it's 3 RLD's and TF is ideal for me. Plenty of bars and restaurants, but without the excessive tourist numbers.

[Mr Enternational]

Are there any BJ bars outside of Bangkok, pattaya, Phuket? I'the love to be in a smaller beach town and enjoy a BJ with coffee in the mornings.

Even if there were, hookers do not wake up until 3 pm.

[BbqMushrooms]

Are there any BJ bars outside of Bangkok, pattaya, Phuket? I'the love to be in a smaller beach town and enjoy a BJ with coffee in the mornings.

Thanks!

[SubCmdr]

Gold at an all time high in Thailand. Now my 1 baht chain is not just for vanity. It is a legitimate investment.

[Explorer8939]

I saw a Cheap Charlie livestream from Bc. There were a few Bank Tellers on the game, maybe 5 months ago.

Beware. CC one of those guys who think 4's and 4. 5's are Hot. LOL. Hahaha.

Drink enough, and 4's and 5's are hot.

[Forty Drinks]

Can go to Ban Chang, not so far from Pattaya.

I saw a Cheap Charlie livestream from Bc. There were a few Bank Tellers on the game, maybe 5 months ago.

Beware. CC one of those guys who think 4's and 4. 5's are Hot. LOL. Hahaha.

[Explorer8939]

Given all the talk of worsening prices, looks and attitudes in Pattaya, Phuket etc, are many guys finding luck away from these areas?

I've had great fun in the Provinces of Philippines. However, with the English challenges outside big cities, is this as much of an option in Thailand?

I speak zero Thai.

Thanks. G.

Can go to Ban Chang, not so far from Pattaya.

[FilthyBeaver]

I wouldn't consider HH a mongering destination. Rub and tug joints and maybe with some effort you could get someone longish term. HH is mainly where Thais go to the beach withing driving distance from Bangkok since Pattaya has become an in your face mongering destination. It's a nice quiet place but nothing like Pattaya if options are important to you. Likewise I haven't been to Pattaya in 25 yrs, just not my kind of scene. Hua Hin isn't either but for mongering Pattaya is hard to beat within driving distance from Bangkok.

I like Hua Hin. More laid back then Pattaya with much better beaches. I went to Phuket once and since I discovered Hua Hin I have never been back. It is a 3 to 4 hour car ride from Bangkok.

[AggieDad1]

Given all the talk of worsening prices, looks and attitudes in Pattaya, Phuket etc, are many guys finding luck away from these areas?

I've had great fun in the Provinces of Philippines. However, with the English challenges outside big cities, is this as much of an option in Thailand?

I speak zero Thai.

Thanks. G.

I like Hua Hin. More laid back then Pattaya with much better beaches. I went to Phuket once and since I discovered Hua Hin I have never been back. It is a 3 to 4 hour car ride from Bangkok.