General Reports

[SidewaysOnTour]

I would recommend Bangkok first, get a nice hotel in Sukhumvit (phrom Pong area is my favourite) and book an escort for your first night: https://www.fiwfans.com or https://smooci.com/bangkok.

Then go have a massage in Soi 24/1 or the small sub soi at the top of soi 24. All these massage places are Full sex massage.

Maybe try a NURU massage https://dokidokibangkok.com/location/.

At night, have dinner at Hemmingways soi 11 after walk back up sukhumvit towards phrong pong or back down towards Nana.

Try a Blowjob bar for a change of pace https://bjbarbangkok.com/staff.html.

Then maybe after a couple nights, you can get a taxi to Pattaya (your hotel can help).

OK great.

With the walk back up sukhumvit towards phrong pong or back down towards Nana, if I am approached by a lady on the street what is the "ball park" for 4 hours? I know it will depend on the girl. Some will be more, others less, but an idea of cost would be great so I don't inflate the local prices!

If in a bar and I take a girl home how much can I expect the bar fine to be?

Looking forward to my trip I can tell you.

[SidewaysOnTour]

I would recommend Bangkok first, get a nice hotel in Sukhumvit (phrom Pong area is my favourite) and book an escort for your first night: https://www.fiwfans.com or https://smooci.com/bangkok.

Then go have a massage in Soi 24/1 or the small sub soi at the top of soi 24. All these massage places are Full sex massage.

Maybe try a NURU massage https://dokidokibangkok.com/location/.

At night, have dinner at Hemmingways soi 11 after walk back up sukhumvit towards phrong pong or back down towards Nana.

Try a Blowjob bar for a change of pace https://bjbarbangkok.com/staff.html.

Then maybe after a couple nights, you can get a taxi to Pattaya (your hotel can help).

Fantastic.

The links are really helpful. I appreciate the help.

I arrive in April so will post reviews then of how I go.

Thank you so much.

[NicFrenchy]

Great suggestion. Thanks. Would you recommend Bangkok or Pattaya? I am interested more in escorts and full service rather than massage. I do not speak Thai and will be on my own so for ease of navigation which City would be best?

I would recommend Bangkok first, get a nice hotel in Sukhumvit (phrom Pong area is my favourite) and book an escort for your first night: https://www.fiwfans.com or https://smooci.com/bangkok.

Then go have a massage in Soi 24/1 or the small sub soi at the top of soi 24. All these massage places are Full sex massage.

Maybe try a NURU massage https://dokidokibangkok.com/location/.

At night, have dinner at Hemmingways soi 11 after walk back up sukhumvit towards phrong pong or back down towards Nana.

Try a Blowjob bar for a change of pace https://bjbarbangkok.com/staff.html.

Then maybe after a couple nights, you can get a taxi to Pattaya (your hotel can help).

[SidewaysOnTour]

I would advise against this.

Planning is great, but in Thailand, too much planning can ruin your trip.

The best thing you can do is to have flexibility.

1. There are so many different things to try, P4 P or otherwise.

2. You might not like some girls you pre-booked.

3. You might really like a girl you had sex with and want to see her more.

4. You may want to change your itinerary and stay more / less in one area.

What I would suggest is to book your first nights in Bangkok, get an escort for the first night and set yourself a schedule for the other days:

- Oily Massage.

Great suggestion. Thanks. Would you recommend Bangkok or Pattaya? I am interested more in escorts and full service rather than massage. I do not speak Thai and will be on my own so for ease of navigation which City would be best?

[SidewaysOnTour]

No, it doesn't take the hassle out of punting. It creates more uncertainty at a higher cost and I guarantee you that you will not meet the best girls or even girls you like through a pre booked sex package.

Look mate, if you want to have a fun time in the Land of Smiles just accept the way things are done here and go with the flow. It's all about going out and meeting friendly girls in bars, Go Go's, clubs, massage parlors, and on the street and choosing who you want. Just wander around. It is totally safe. There is no other place in the world like Thailand (BKK & Pattaya) where you can roll out of your hotel room at any time of the day or night knee deep in pussy for 60 square blocks (20 blocks x 3 blocks) or more. It is a bountiful feast.

OK thanks. I will play it by ear then. I was just a little nervous as it will be my first trip to Thailand and being a single bloke on my own I am worried about late night walks with no wingman!

I've mongered in other countries, Vietnam, Dubai, Czech Australia and UK but Thailand is an unknown for me.

For my first trip (Later in 2022) would you or other members recommend Bangkok or Pattaya in terms of ease of navigation and finding girls? I do not speak Thai so that might be a factor.

Appreciate the feedback so far.

Thanks gents.

[Mogwai]

https://www.tatnews.org/2021/12/thai...ode-can-enter/

[Banana Boi]

Reflect back to our first ever trip to Thailand. Imagine if you were part of a non-sex tour or if you went to Thailand with a girl. You'd be kicking yourself walking through Walking Street, Cowboy, Nana, etc.

Like Nic says, no sex tour guide needed at all. Thailand is such an easy place to navigate. Everyone speaks English in the areas of Pattaya, Phuket, and Bangkok you will be. Will take you a minute to find a girl in Thailand if you want.

[NicFrenchy]

Hello friends,

I am looking to travel to Thailand in the first quarter of 2022. Am looking to book a sex vacation package that includes the hotel and the companionship of a girl or girls. An advanced booking with everything arranged takes the hassle out of punting. I know it will cost more but the comfort of knowing it is all arranged is appealing to me. Any known agencies or providers that can do this?

I would advise against this.

Planning is great, but in Thailand, too much planning can ruin your trip.

The best thing you can do is to have flexibility.

1. There are so many different things to try, P4 P or otherwise.

2. You might not like some girls you pre-booked.

3. You might really like a girl you had sex with and want to see her more.

4. You may want to change your itinerary and stay more / less in one area.

What I would suggest is to book your first nights in Bangkok, get an escort for the first night and set yourself a schedule for the other days:

- Oily Massage.

- Soapy Massage.

- Gogo bars.

- BJ bars.

Too many things to do and to pass up. Maybe meet with some ISG members that are in BKK same time as you and would be willing to be your wingman.

[Axel Heyst]

Hello friends,

I am looking to travel to Thailand in the first quarter of 2022. Am looking to book a sex vacation package that includes the hotel and the companionship of a girl or girls. An advanced booking with everything arranged takes the hassle out of punting.

No, it doesn't take the hassle out of punting. It creates more uncertainty at a higher cost and I guarantee you that you will not meet the best girls or even girls you like through a pre booked sex package.

Look mate, if you want to have a fun time in the Land of Smiles just accept the way things are done here and go with the flow. It's all about going out and meeting friendly girls in bars, Go Go's, clubs, massage parlors, and on the street and choosing who you want. Just wander around. It is totally safe. There is no other place in the world like Thailand (BKK & Pattaya) where you can roll out of your hotel room at any time of the day or night knee deep in pussy for 60 square blocks (20 blocks x 3 blocks) or more. It is a bountiful feast.

[Crazy4Thai]

Hello friends,

I am looking to travel to Thailand in the first quarter of 2022. Am looking to book a sex vacation package that includes the hotel and the companionship of a girl or girls. An advanced booking with everything arranged takes the hassle out of punting. I know it will cost more but the comfort of knowing it is all arranged is appealing to me. Any known agencies or providers that can do this? I randomly found:

http://thai-sexy-holiday.com/

If anyone has details of trusted companies let me know.

Thanks.

I can arrange this for you. How many you want and How much you pay?

[SidewaysOnTour]

Hello friends,

I am looking to travel to Thailand in the first quarter of 2022. Am looking to book a sex vacation package that includes the hotel and the companionship of a girl or girls. An advanced booking with everything arranged takes the hassle out of punting. I know it will cost more but the comfort of knowing it is all arranged is appealing to me. Any known agencies or providers that can do this? I randomly found:

http://thai-sexy-holiday.com/

If anyone has details of trusted companies let me know.

Thanks.

[GrapeMan]

I have very rarely had authentic Thai cuisine in the United States. One of the best Thai places ever was in a city where I never expected it to be, and that was in Portland, Oregon of all places. The meal was even served in traditional Thai dishware, which is also a very unusual occurrence in the States, at least for me and the places I have been to. Otherwise, having had lots of Thai food in Thailand itself, I always come away thinking "you're duping these Minnesotans, you're duping these Minnesotans" LOL! Now in Latin America, what I have found is that a lot of so-called "Thai" restaurants are really some kind of "Asian fusion" joint only loosely identifiable as "Thai" restaurants. The food might be tasty, but it most definitely is not Thai food!

Most thai restaurants I know are just generic thai food staples, but no less authentic than in thailand for the same dises. They just often have additional dishes to suit the western palette a bit more in addition to the normal stuff, and often leave out lots of regional cuisines.

Its common to see Vietnamese food in thai restaurants in areas with a larger Vietnamese population or there is a Vietnamese owner, although the opposite is not true, you rarely find thai in a Vietnamese restaurant.

[HorseTrader]

I have very rarely had authentic Thai cuisine in the United States.

A Korean friend of mine in USA bought a Thai restaurant. While eating there about 15 years ago, I asked her if that was what restaurants in Thailand were like. She said she didn't know, she had never been to Thailand. The kitchen staff was Vietnamese and the dining room staff was Korean. The dishes had been adjusted to keep her customers happy, mostly USA and Korean people. The sign still says it is Thai. So much for authentic.

Now that I've experienced real Thai food many times, I can say conclusively that it isn't even close.

[Hamburgler]

Has anyone had experience with the 24/7 test & go claims by the sha+ hotels? Was planning on arriving around midnight, but don't want to be forced to pay another day if they actually won't test you until morning. On that note, is there any requirement on leaving the airport through private transit, or can you just grab a taxi?

Yes. Did the one night at Sheraton Sukhumvit. You should pick a hotel that does the covid test on site. I had to go to a hospital after I landed and the drive time plus the wait at the hospital took two hours. Took the test at 4 pm and got the result at 6 am the next morning.

[The Cane]

My experience has been that some "Thai" restaurants in the USA are actually Vietnamese.

I have very rarely had authentic Thai cuisine in the United States. One of the best Thai places ever was in a city where I never expected it to be, and that was in Portland, Oregon of all places. The meal was even served in traditional Thai dishware, which is also a very unusual occurrence in the States, at least for me and the places I have been to. Otherwise, having had lots of Thai food in Thailand itself, I always come away thinking "you're duping these Minnesotans, you're duping these Minnesotans" LOL! Now in Latin America, what I have found is that a lot of so-called "Thai" restaurants are really some kind of "Asian fusion" joint only loosely identifiable as "Thai" restaurants. The food might be tasty, but it most definitely is not Thai food!