Pattaya Reports

[LocalExplorer]

Hi,

Newbie here, first time to Thailand managing my trip. I wonder if I wish to have a good gogo bar experience where should I go? Is the difference between Bangkok and Pattaya that much of a difference? Got six or seven days of staying wish to experience as much as possible. Got relatively flexible budget, how should I distribute the time in Pattaya and Bangkok and if I wish to try more of gogo bar should I distribute more time to Pattaya? Since I felt there are more playable event in Bangkok and I heard girls are generally prettier, so I wonder what should I do?

You should first ask yourself is what type of fun you want. The question you are asking us is a bit like asking "what's the best place to go on vacations? ". Some people will point to Ibiza, some to a deserted island, some to the mountains, and some to Pattaya. Bangkok is much more expensive and much more subdued, although the shopping malls in BKK have more hot young girls, that's true. So probably also true for the expensive gogo bars, but I didn't check them out. Most people think of PIMP Bangkok with horror, but some have expressed their lack of remorse in spending a small fortune.

So do you want to see nice-looking bikini ladies dancing and prancing? Bikini ladies who give you hugs? Or you want to see topless ladies? Naked ladies? Naked ladies who give you lap dances for lady drinks? Naked ones who ask you to DATY or finger them? What are your criteria for ladies? Only looks? Only age? Or would you like them to be at least a bit friendly? Or is being friendly the #1 criterion? For me looks are not enough for example, but I know a ton of people for whom only that matters.

In Pattaya you can't go wrong with Kink, you can get all the listed activities above (some activities only with 1 or 2 ladies). Windmill doesn't have a good moment. But honestly, planning in Thailand and Pattaya doesn't make sense. Once you start you'll know which way you want to go. Don't book your accommodation for more than 2 nights, do some reading up and that's it!

[LocalExplorer]

I tip my hat to you LocalExplorer This is a straight drop the bat and watch walk off home run.

Thanks for the kind words SubCmdr! .

Right now I am spending time in Pattaya, having some fun. My trip is all about sex, and partying! And by "partying" I mean drinking and fooling around with girls, especially in gogos and night-time GCs, rather than clubbing. I don't mind some dancing, if that gets the party started, I'm just a bit too old and a bit too fat for that (though not by much).

I noticed, that regardless of venue, all the costs of my drink (70-100 or 150) and LDs (140-220) are roughly the same everywhere. What's more, there is no logic in these differences: often an LD in a run-down beer bar will be more expensive than in an up-scale gogo. This leads me to always wonder "what will I get out of this" when I get asked for a drink by a girl I just met 15 seconds ago. I noticed some men are pretty happy with them just sitting awkwardly with barely any conversation, but honestly, if I just want to sit next to a very hot woman, I have a few friends back home who meet this criterion (smoking!) and are always happy to have a coffee with me.

Now, I don't expect an immediate BJ or heavy petting from the girls: if they sit on my lap and laugh, or wrestle and hug me a bit, or jokingly dry hump me, or just have an interesting conversation, I'm fine with that! I'm always hoping for a mini-sales pitch from a lady, one I usually don't get.

To my surprise, the most value for money (VFM) seem to be some of the gogos, the night-time "party" GCs, and BJ-focused GCs. Some of these ladies really work hard! And worse VFM? Beer bars (both for LDs and bar fines). To the extent I think we should stop considering beer bar girls as sex workers. Perhaps I'm a bit too disappointed, but those are consistently negative experiences.

To finish up, I'll throw some positive recommendations:

1) Kink! I've been here perhaps 5 times. The girls have different skill sets, from acrobatics, dancing, to the more explicit that I highly value. But it's always fun! I'll write more in another post.

2) Sugar Sugar. It's not as explicit as Kink, but the dancer I chose seemed to be having as much of a good time as me, jumping on my lap and pretending to have sex and giggling all the time. The other dancers looked jealous, and even security seemed to catch on the fun atmosphere; they remembered me the following night and were jokingly cat-calling me on the street. And I didn't even spend all that much!

3) Lips Lounge Soi Honey. Even more explicit and hands on than Kink. Let's just say you will never wonder what the LDs get you and if they're worth it. Not for the shy!

4) TF. I know it's a hit-or-miss, but for me works better than beer bars. I rejected one girl only after a video-call (she was simply ugly in real life), but the other one I called and invited, a 22-year old Sweetheart, was THE best. Very clearly inexperienced in the job (although she did have a baby), she was shy about by leaving her ID at the front desk, shy about being seen with me etc. And in bed she had no idea what she should be doing, but allowed me to take lead. That was the cutest thing since the invention of puppies!! I managed to warm her up and she got very, very wet. At some point she covered my face with a pillow, not wanting to see who she was getting the pleasure from! I met her again two days letter, just as cute, but she's loosing her shyness and looking at me in a different way, so I'm not sure if the next meetings would be / will be just as good. Still, what an experience!!

5) Telephone Bar Club. Very underrated club. Yes, it's far from Central Pattaya, but just get a Bolt bike for 30 THB! It's open from 9 AM and boasts better looking girls than in the average GC. There was one in her 20's (a 7), and a small bunch in their early 30's (also 7). There is also a 2 of an age impossible to guess, that obviously springs on you first, so don't get spooked. You can take them to the room, or get a BJ, and if you want, you can even get the BJ right there on an armchair in the bar. They're pretty hard-working!

[Forty Drinks]

You really can't go wrong on Soi 6. 75 baht for a Cola. Unlimited Ugly s to oogle. Hahaha.

I did find a 19 year old. No Baitoey but kind of acceptable. No intelligence but she looked FINE.

[HAliluya]

Hi,

Newbie here, first time to Thailand managing my trip. I wonder if I wish to have a good gogo bar experience where should I go? Is the difference between Bangkok and Pattaya that much of a difference? Got six or seven days of staying wish to experience as much as possible. Got relatively flexible budget, how should I distribute the time in Pattaya and Bangkok and if I wish to try more of gogo bar should I distribute more time to Pattaya? Since I felt there are more playable event in Bangkok and I heard girls are generally prettier, so I wonder what should I do?

[Banana Boi]

I sent the bargirl money so she can pay her barfine (1,000 baht) and meet me in Ban Chang. <snip> The true test is whether she sends me back the 1000 baht.

Of course she will. I always used to get my gogo girls to pay their barfine first and I paid them back after arrival at the meet up spot.

One time my gogo girl paid her barfine but by the time she got to my place I felt sick as fuck so she made a food and 711 run for me, took care of me for an hour, and refused to take any money including her barfine back and didn't charge me for her time. She said no big deal she got to see me and can now go eat with her friends.

Really seems like we hang out with 2 different levels of girls. Gogo vs Soi 25.

[KrumeLurer]

How much are ladydrinks on soi 6?

[Explorer8939]

6,000 US Navy sailors are in town. The ladies are learning how to say "Hello, Sailor" in English.

[Ed Setra]

Today I make a detour to Ban Chang for a one night stay.

Before Covid, Ban Chang had a thriving bar scene, but the post-Covid scene was very quiet. I'll take another look today.

One note: getting to Ban Chang from Pattaya is much easier with the new freeway and Bolt taxi. And cheaper, too.

There's also a regular Wednesday bar crawl to Ban Chang by minibus (tickets from Babylon Club and Babylon Paradise Lounge). About $20 if memory serves me right. The ticket includes a free bar-fine for either venue in Pattaya to be used at a later date.

[Explorer8939]

So, in preparation for my trip to Ban Chang, I sent the bargirl money so she can pay her barfine (1,000 baht) and meet me in Ban Chang.

I checked in to the hotel. And then she messaged me that she's sick, and can't make it.

Most likely, she took a free day from work, and her husband wanted her to stay home.

The true test is whether she sends me back the 1000 baht. If not, she lost a customer.

Anyway, I will hit the Ban Chang bars soon.

[Explorer8939]

This is probably the best time to hit the Pattaya bars (ignoring the heat), because there aren't many customers, but most ladies haven't gone home yet. The bars that were staffed up for High Season are filled with bored ladies now.

The only downside is that the top tier ladies are still booked up, either with customers still around, or they are sponsored up by lonely guys who went home months ago.

Sometimes I get messages from top tier ladies who don't have a customer, and so they have to undergo the inconvenience of finding one.

[Explorer8939]

I am meeting one lady from Sattahip at my hotel in Ban Chang. We will drink and fuck in the room, and then hit the bars afterwards, she is looking for a bar job.

She was talking about having some friends drive to Ban Chang to go to the bars, but the logistics probably won't work out.

[Banana Boi]

Today I make a detour to Ban Chang for a one night stay.

How many girls are you taking with you?

[Explorer8939]

Today I make a detour to Ban Chang for a one night stay.

Before Covid, Ban Chang had a thriving bar scene, but the post-Covid scene was very quiet. I'll take another look today.

One note: getting to Ban Chang from Pattaya is much easier with the new freeway and Bolt taxi. And cheaper, too.

[Explorer8939]

Thanks. This is a much clearer picture of whether it is busy or not in Pattaya. As opposed to "I had to wait one time 15 minutes for a Bolt so that means Pattaya is so busy. ".

Before and during Songkran, wait times for Bolt were interminable. Now Bolt is quick and cheap.

It's the usual Low Season vs High Season situation.

[SubCmdr]

Transportation

The Baht Bus is great if your destination is on or within walking distance of the route.

If all you are doing is hanging out in the tourist district of central Pattaya, there is no reason to worry about space on the Baht Bus. If fact, there is never a reason to worry about space on the Baht Bus. If it is full you just wait for the next one. But head into greater Pattaya during high season and you will experience what I have described in previous posts about the having Baht Busses pass you because they are packed with people.

Bolt is great. Door to door service. Comfortable. Of course if you cannot afford to use it stick with the Baht Bus. I have never paid more than 200 THB for a ride to my destination via Bolt. During my time in Pattaya, the cost difference between the Baht Bus and Bolt has never been a concern or worry of mine. When I am loaded down with packages (because of a shopping spree where I am getting respect for my cards like in the movie Pretty Woman) after shopping with my Thai girl, it makes sense not to pile onto the Bath Bus. Someone mentioned it is hot in Pattaya now. They were right.

Does the Bhat Bus have air conditioning?