General Reports

[Smoothy]

What percentage of these bargirls look good? Maybe not so high if you are fussy like me.

In Billboard pic, 3rd girl from the left looks good to me.

Really? The hottest girl in the photo looks good to you? I think she looks good to everyone else as well.

[RockRod]

I've been planning a trip to Thailand in August and trying to figure out how much each session will cost. I'm closing in on 40 and in great shape. I monger to be with hot girls that I wouldn't get in real life and I think it will take a gogo girl to get my attention and money. I've seen pics and vids of freelancers and beach road girls and they don't seem very attractive to me. Maybe I need to see them in person, idk.

From my research, for decent looking girls in clubs I'm looking at between 800-1000 bar fines plus 2000-25000ST. This comes out to around 90-120 us dollars. This doesn't include whatever drinks I end up buying. I like to take up 2-3 girls a day so this would add up.

I live in the western part of the you. S and this is the same rate I pay for Chinese and Taiwan girls that are here living in the states. I go down to Mexico often and pick up 8's and 9"s for $80 . I'm also looking at a $900 Plane ticket plus hotel costs. That right there cost the same as around 15 or so of my hot Latina Chicas.

So, for those that have been there, is this an accurate prediction of costs? Are the girls, atmosphere, city worth traveling too when I have such other options close to home? I naively thought when I was planning this trip I could take a girl for around $50 Advice, opinions appreciated.

[Syzygies]

Of the billboard girls definitely 3rd from the left and maybe 2nd from right with pink bikini. Photo 2 is a ladyboy. The girl you like in photo 1 is champoo (spelling? She's been around for years switching bars often. FTR none of them look good imo in that photo. Yes I'm picky.

Good one, I would say likely a LB too, but cannot be sure with some girls having so much surgeries.

I don't know any of the girls there, so it is hard to tell if I really like them in the pic. It is not very close up. The main point is lots of bar girls can look pretty ordinary.

"Champoo" should probably be "Chomphuu" or Chompoo, which is Thai word for pink colour and also for the name of a fruit .

P.S. If the girl has slim thighs and a stunning ass, that is a huge boost for me, but I still have to find the face above average.

[Banana Boi]

Of the billboard girls definitely 3rd from the left and maybe 2nd from right with pink bikini. Photo 2 is a ladyboy. The girl you like in photo 1 is champoo (spelling? She's been around for years switching bars often. FTR none of them look good imo in that photo. Yes I'm picky.

[Syzygies]

These are extreme surgery girls. They aren't what I like. Many look like ladyboys imo. The only one I like is the tall one in the blueish bikini photo 1. The one in the white alone in photo 2 isn't heavy surgery imo. I know you don't like round faces and chubby cheeks. I do. Don't go to Seoul. Girl in photo 2 are the girls I'm with daily in Seoul. They have chubby cheeks.

Your tall one in photo 1 is acceptable to me. The girl in white has both nose job and tit job, but not close to the most ugly on here. I had to be fair and show some better ones.

Yes I don't like round faces and chubby cheeks, that is right.

Maybe most will give higher ratings for these surgeries girls, a bit better quality overall.

I find the 2nd girl with hat quite pretty, if only she did not have the nose job, she might be even stunning.Last girl looks good, 3rd girl looks rather plastic doll to me. The right hand girl at Mixx is probably all natural and looks fin to me.

[Syzygies]

What percentage of these bargirls look good? Maybe not so high if you are fussy like me.

In Billboard pic, 3rd girl from the left looks good to me, also tall front row dark blonde in the first pic, 4th from left.

[Banana Boi]

These are extreme surgery girls. They aren't what I like. Many look like ladyboys imo. The only one I like is the tall one in the blueish bikini photo 1. The one in the white alone in photo 2 isn't heavy surgery imo. I know you don't like round faces and chubby cheeks. I do. Don't go to Seoul. Girl in photo 2 are the girls I'm with daily in Seoul. They have chubby cheeks.

[Syzygies]

Do any of these high surgeries girls look good? I am sure these looks can be found plentifully in bars like Bacarra.

Do some girls seem to be trying to look like Ladyboys?

The girl in dark red of 3 is a look very popular in bars like Bacarra that does absolutely nothing for me.
Seems that some find this pretty. Its not a "real Thai" look, for me. Too much altered.

Maybe the odd girl in these pics has no surgeries, and maybe also looks better? Which girl(s) is it?

One or two girls in these pics are acceptable looking to me. So I don't try to ridicule them all. Yet some girls pictured are appalling for me. Typically guys say that the ladyboys look better.

[Syzygies]

And some girls don't want my high quality Anejo Tequila at all. They only want the rot gut in their bar, where they get a commission. Go figure. 555.

Your proper Tequilla is not sweet and probably stronger than what they are used to. So no surprise they don't like it. They probably like sweet Yaa Dong with herbs.

I had a crazy monkey type girl from Dollhouse last night Aor. Actually have known her since a few years ago, so knew her behaviour was variable. I think too many beers yesterday. Next time I will take Fern with very hot ass and skinny body. Aor is too "crazy" for me and does not understand soft and slow.

Upstairs Dollhouse had some nude girls, but only one was doable (did not actually talk to her). Chatted to Phiaow know since several years ago in Suzie, but I don't really go for her and has sillies. Downstairs had mostly coyote types with BF 1 K up to 1 am and 700 after that. Aor is a coyote but available for fucking, if can handle her Monkey behaviour. Her pussy was too small / tight for me really (a small girl no baby). So wasn't easy. If she would have relaxed and be more still would have been easier.

Should have another visit from my regular Lao girl today. Skinny girl also but much easier to do, and far more passionate relaxed.

[Member #4698]

Warning, never buy a lady a bottle of Thai whiskey to take to the room. A few drinks in the bar is enough.

RL.

I think you had a crazy girl. Yes, the booze helped unleashed the craziness, but the majority of Thai girls are not like that. Maybe the tip off was when she said she would " fuck you crazy with a little Thai Whiskey to help. " I usually have a bottle of Tequila in my room and I will offer a shot or two to all my female guests, but nothing like what you experienced ever happens. Some girls and I get a little loose, that's all. And some girls don't want my high quality Anejo Tequila at all. They only want the rot gut in their bar, where they get a commission. Go figure. 555.

[Mr Enternational]

Warning, never buy a lady a bottle of Thai whiskey to take to the room. A few drinks in the bar is enough.

But the bottle is only 200 baht, while the drinks in the bar are 200 baht each.

[Robert Long]

But all of those guys can't hold a candle in their eyes to what they perceive as the best in the world. Thai people.

No comments on the uppercut video? I have always said never hit a woman, but I had no sympathy for that woman getting a hard uppercut from that bus driver after she was loud, obnoxious, rude, then spit on the driver. Unfortunately, there are quite a few black women just like that one in the USA. I avoid them like the plague.

Last week in Bkk I made the big mistake of buying a Lady a bottle of Thai whiskey to bring to the room. She wanted to get wild and said that she could fuck me crazy with a little Thai Whiskey to help.

OMG, she went off the edge. Got crazy and started to tell me her life story, crying and sobbing about some crazy shit. Calling her son in Issan and crying with him. I tried to sleep but she was so loud and unruly that I had to get angry with her. By a few hours she was falling down drunk and loud at 2:00 am. Complaining about farangs and how she hated us and our money that ruined her life.

At 6:00 she finally left with out half her clothes, her purse and many of her items. She must have had her phone as she texted me later asking to come get her items and get paid? I replied that her items would be at security in a plastic bag. Payment denied.

Warning, never buy a lady a bottle of Thai whiskey to take to the room. A few drinks in the bar is enough.

RL.

[Goatscrot]

Back in 1991, I used to drink a lot of coffee (same as now), white coffee (with milk) but no sugar, back home. Milk makes a coffee very slightly sweet due to lactose.

Coming to Thailand, was a shock. They did not have Starbucks or the equivalent. There was a chain called black canyon, but a coffee is only as good as the ingredients, the machine, and skills of the staff. In short I tried, but was horrible.

I don't think Thailand heard of Arabica coffee. A lot of Robusta coffee tasting like brewed iron filings. There may have been non-dairy whiteners (from corn syrup or whatever. Never heard of in my country) around but getting real milk was a big problem. So I would be somewhere, maybe a soapy of caf and order a coffee with milk, no sugar. It came back and was disgustingly sweet. "I said no sugar". They would answer that they did not add sugar. So how come was so sweet? It was the can of milk. "I wanted real fresh milk". The answer always, yes "Nom sot (fresh milk) in the can" Ha ha. Not many here may realise than condensed milk cans here are not the same as in Farang countries. They contain at least 80% sugar and less than 10% dairy products. So "condensed milk" in Thailand is hardly milk at all, and mostly syrup. Completely useless stuff, and possibly would be illegal to label condensed milk in some countries.

Even today, non-sweetened iced coffee does not really exist in Thailand, but is possible for them to make it if the sales person is smart. I have occasionally managed to get it with no sugar, increased milk and greatly reduced ice.

Even today, on some Thai domestic airlines, they do not have any real milk, only coffee whitener powder (not made from milk). I don't drink sugar filled drinks, not even so called "fruit juices" (sugary), so actually can't really drink anything on some airlines other than water. Half the time their food snack served is not really decent enough to consider eating either. Thais are being served up a hell of a lot of junky stuff (sugary, starchy or factory processed), out on the street, whether it is a bowl of noodles, bbqed fish balls on sticks (whose knows what they are made from), Sweet Thai desserts, corn on the COB, pancakes with syrup, etc. Nothing available in the whole Soi I could consider eating tonight. The main food cart "to order" has Mondays off, it seems.

Thais really do eat a lot of rubbish and I suppose the farangs do too.

One day I was at a Mango shake stall. I said, hold the sugar syrup, hold the ice, don't add anything, don't need to put it in a plastic cup, don't wiz it, and don't add anything. I just wanted the sliced mango. One serving person refused, but the other was willing for the right price. Ha ha

Newbies may need to learn that if you order a sandwich in Thailand, they will always toast it unless you say otherwise. I thought a sandwich and toast were different things. LOL. Even a coffee scroll with icing on it, they will try to warm it up unless you say otherwise. A lot of culture shocks to over come. They would then serve the coffee scroll on a plate with a knife and fork, and maybe give you sachets of mayo and ketchup. All things in a coffee shop may be eaten with mayo or ketchup. I am always careful to specific no mayo on all sandwiches, Pizzas, burgers, salad, etc. whatever. Thailand is Mayo and Ketchup crazy. You could be served some salad swimming in a lake of Mayo. yes it happened to me at the Grand Business Inn in Soi 11, and I don't like mayo at all.

I have found the odd place where I can buy ground Arabica beans at a reasonable price (not easy) to make my own coffee in the hotel room with a funnel and filter papers and jug to boil water. So in the end I can manage some cheap reasonably drinkable coffee. Back in 1991, I did not have it solved at all, and even now arrive in Thailand with a lot of coffee in the suitcase from OS.

Fortunately fucking in Thailand works somewhat like in other countries, just we get a much longer session with the girl for the same price. In 1991 we got the whole night with a girl for what now maybe pays for a quick BJ only, even does not quite pay for that.

Bangkok is becoming an amazing city for coffee. Some excellent cafes in town now.

[Syzygies]

Back in 1991, I used to drink a lot of coffee (same as now), white coffee (with milk) but no sugar, back home. Milk makes a coffee very slightly sweet due to lactose.

Coming to Thailand, was a shock. They did not have Starbucks or the equivalent. There was a chain called black canyon, but a coffee is only as good as the ingredients, the machine, and skills of the staff. In short I tried, but was horrible.

I don't think Thailand heard of Arabica coffee. A lot of Robusta coffee tasting like brewed iron filings. There may have been non-dairy whiteners (from corn syrup or whatever. Never heard of in my country) around but getting real milk was a big problem. So I would be somewhere, maybe a soapy of caf and order a coffee with milk, no sugar. It came back and was disgustingly sweet. "I said no sugar". They would answer that they did not add sugar. So how come was so sweet? It was the can of milk. "I wanted real fresh milk". The answer always, yes "Nom sot (fresh milk) in the can" Ha ha. Not many here may realise than condensed milk cans here are not the same as in Farang countries. They contain at least 80% sugar and less than 10% dairy products. So "condensed milk" in Thailand is hardly milk at all, and mostly syrup. Completely useless stuff, and possibly would be illegal to label condensed milk in some countries.

Even today, non-sweetened iced coffee does not really exist in Thailand, but is possible for them to make it if the sales person is smart. I have occasionally managed to get it with no sugar, increased milk and greatly reduced ice.

Even today, on some Thai domestic airlines, they do not have any real milk, only coffee whitener powder (not made from milk). I don't drink sugar filled drinks, not even so called "fruit juices" (sugary), so actually can't really drink anything on some airlines other than water. Half the time their food snack served is not really decent enough to consider eating either. Thais are being served up a hell of a lot of junky stuff (sugary, starchy or factory processed), out on the street, whether it is a bowl of noodles, bbqed fish balls on sticks (whose knows what they are made from), Sweet Thai desserts, corn on the COB, pancakes with syrup, etc. Nothing available in the whole Soi I could consider eating tonight. The main food cart "to order" has Mondays off, it seems.

Thais really do eat a lot of rubbish and I suppose the farangs do too.

One day I was at a Mango shake stall. I said, hold the sugar syrup, hold the ice, don't add anything, don't need to put it in a plastic cup, don't wiz it, and don't add anything. I just wanted the sliced mango. One serving person refused, but the other was willing for the right price. Ha ha

Newbies may need to learn that if you order a sandwich in Thailand, they will always toast it unless you say otherwise. I thought a sandwich and toast were different things. LOL. Even a coffee scroll with icing on it, they will try to warm it up unless you say otherwise. A lot of culture shocks to over come. They would then serve the coffee scroll on a plate with a knife and fork, and maybe give you sachets of mayo and ketchup. All things in a coffee shop may be eaten with mayo or ketchup. I am always careful to specific no mayo on all sandwiches, Pizzas, burgers, salad, etc. whatever. Thailand is Mayo and Ketchup crazy. You could be served some salad swimming in a lake of Mayo. yes it happened to me at the Grand Business Inn in Soi 11, and I don't like mayo at all.

I have found the odd place where I can buy ground Arabica beans at a reasonable price (not easy) to make my own coffee in the hotel room with a funnel and filter papers and jug to boil water. So in the end I can manage some cheap reasonably drinkable coffee. Back in 1991, I did not have it solved at all, and even now arrive in Thailand with a lot of coffee in the suitcase from OS.

Fortunately fucking in Thailand works somewhat like in other countries, just we get a much longer session with the girl for the same price. In 1991 we got the whole night with a girl for what now maybe pays for a quick BJ only, even does not quite pay for that.

[Bouvis]

Out in an Isaan province, all the locals speak in a very loud excited manner for general conversation, than I am not used to, and quite unlike Bangkok. Any quieter and you know it must be something secretive or furtive.

They sound like a bunching of squawking crows to me.

Possibly the worst I have heard.