General Reports

[LittleBigMan]

PinkPearl,

Don't know what to tell you. You seem to be doing all the right things? I myself have had good luck with the DFK / GFE 9 out of 10 times from good looking to bad looking fat and skinny. I like to swap that spit with the best of them tongue action that reminds me of the movie Alien. When I'm on top missionary I get my tongue going if it was a sword fight. The best of them is when they give you DFK, DGC, DFS.

Well, maybe better luck in the future?

LBM

[BionicMan]

What is listaline?

Listerine, that is

[Amjeck]

Thai girls would far rather give you a massage, a BBBJ or even fuck you without a condom than make out.

Weird, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is an Asian thing.

You find this more in the younger girls. Pick them a bit older and they'll all kiss you!

[PinkPearl]

I have found just the opposite. I have really never met a non kisser. Maybe one out of 100.

Maybe you need to brush your teeth and use some listaline

What is listaline? I take very good care of myself orally, brush my teeth & tongue immediately after any meal or beverage, use mouthwash before getting anywhere near a girl, see a professional dental hygenist for cleaning every 1-3 months, get them polished regularly, and practice daily flossing & use of soft picks & sulca brush. I also use lipstick, er lip balm, to keep my lips soft, sweet smelling and shiny.

IME also very few TGs are a "non kisser", as they are almost always up for at least a single open mouthed kiss, but that wasn't what I said or was talking about, was it?

Could it be because I am usually over twice their age? Unattractive or ugly in their estimation? But in Canada pretty SYTs haven't had an issue with enthusiasticly making out with me, so why would TGs of equivalent looks & age be different IME? Random variation? Pure luck of the draw? Difference in cultures? Different ways of kissing?

I doubt it is that I pay them so much more than their usual ST rate.

Needless to say, since I find so few that are into kissing, with some experience, passion & savoir-faire, the ones that do are keepers.

I'd also think the ladies I am not interested in, who are average at best in looks, may be more enthusiastic about mouth to mouth encounters of the first kind. Maybe these are the ones your stats are based on?

OTOH perhaps you are a young kid who looks like Justin Bieber, a middle aged Brad Pitt type, TGs are impressed with your Dan Juan moves, or you are a member of the 444 club.

All in all, ATM & all things considered, till I see some convincing evidence to the contrary, I'm sticking with my theory that TGs are not nearly as much into Western style smooching as Western peoples are. At least in the street walking sex worker business.

[Luvpuss]

dear sirs,

just arrived yesterday and checked out the talent at gullivers and hillary.

both places were filled with customers and some nice girls at gullivers.

i liked the girls@hillary better and there was a nice band.

i'm staying around the corner of lollipop and i'm thinking of checking out the early shift.

go to lollipop!

they have some cute girls.

i was in bkk last week and went 3 times. i found it better than [CodeWord900] and dr. bj. i ended up fucking all 3 in the booth. 1,100 for bbbj and fs.

[Luvpuss]

Forget Thailand if you love girls who love kissing, especially French kissing.

Your chances are low of finding any in Bangkok who will want to do any extended sessions of this sort, let alone an hour or two.

IME with dozens of ladies, not men or katoys, mostly street walking indies, in visiting BKK 24 months since 07.

Maybe go to Brazil or try France instead. I know Canadian girls are into it.

Thai girls would far rather give you a massage, a BBBJ or even fuck you without a condom than make out.

Weird, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is an Asian thing.

BTW the usual Thai "kiss" is like a face hug, cheek to cheek.

I have found just the opposite. I have really never met a non kisser. Maybe one out of 100.

Maybe you need to brush your teeth and use some listaline

[PinkPearl]

Forget Thailand if you love girls who love kissing, especially French kissing.

Your chances are low of finding any in Bangkok who will want to do any extended sessions of this sort, let alone an hour or two.

IME with dozens of ladies, not men or katoys, mostly street walking indies, in visiting BKK 24 months since 07.

Maybe go to Brazil or try France instead. I know Canadian girls are into it.

Thai girls would far rather give you a massage, a BBBJ or even fuck you without a condom than make out.

Weird, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is an Asian thing.

BTW the usual Thai "kiss" is like a face hug, cheek to cheek.

[Mackin]

Brilliant ad. Really makes you think about what you are doing to yourself.

[PinkPearl]

Thailand's brilliant anti-smoking ads with "cute kids":

http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/shin...191902989.html

[LittleBigMan]

Is there a honeymoon phase guys go through when new to Thailand?

Then after a few years or a decade or two, when their eyes are finally open, it's like the all too familiar marriage blues?

Thailand is no different than anyhere else in the world regarding marriage! The grass never stays green!

LBM

[PinkPearl]

Is there a honeymoon phase guys go through when new to Thailand?

Then after a few years or a decade or two, when their eyes are finally open, it's like the all too familiar marriage blues?

[Gangles]

Hello VL,

Thanks for your comments.

However, I note that you did not challenge the main premise that there is more prostitution in Australia than in any Asian country.

Do you agree or disagree.

In my little town, a developer wanted to build a brothel. The townspeople protested. Demonstrations, sit ins, presentations to mayor, and both members of parliament.

To no avail.

The brothel went ahead with government consent.

Yet Australians castigate asian countries for their perceived roles as sex destinations and rampant prostitution.

A couple of years ago, I came across, and confronted, a delegation of stone faced Australian feminists in Angeles City. They had gone there to clear up the prostitution business. When I set out the basic information about prostitution in Australia, and suggested that if prostitution is such a blot on society, they should fix up their own country first, before they come to fix up some other country. They realized that they were being hypocrites, and they packed up and went home.

A small blow struck for freedom.

G

Funny you should talk about the difference between perception and reality. Because whatever Australia you live in, it isn't the same one I live in, that's for sure.

Let's iron a few things out:

Firstly, yes, I have no doubt your local paper has a half a page of ad from prostitutes. But I do not believe for a moment you can organise P4P with children by one phone call. If you can, it certainly isn't through legal means, and I hope the law finds you and you have a long and brutal time in prison.

Secondly, the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras is NOT a sex tour! It's a Pride March! There is a world of difference, but being from a small town, you probably don't know the difference, do you.

Thirdly, the brothel of which you speak will not have "hundreds of rooms". It will have 40 rooms and 21 waiting rooms. That's. 61 rooms. Only 2/3rds are for bookings. It'll be 24 hours, but they won't be alone in that aspect. It will be the biggest in Aus, but far from the biggest in the world.

Finally, it's been years since I was in Kings Cross (it is a dirty shithole) , so I can't directly comment. But, St Kilda is far from the hotbed of P4P action it may have once been. Apart from the streetwalkers, which plod action has whittled the number down some what, there is but ONE legal brothel in St Kilda, perhaps 2 or 3 illegal rub and tugs (not telling you where they are either) , zero strip clubs, and 3 adult bookstores. Hardly Nana Plaza, is it?

In fact, if I was going to look for some P4P action, St Kilda would be the last place I would go.

[Run Mann]

Below is an inspirational letter written by a Falang to an advice columnist (similar to Dear Abby letters). He wants foreigners who're looking for good Thai brides to know that there're some good (but expensive) ones out there. The advisor's response follows his letter.

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Dear Hillary,

I read your column every week and enjoy your comments to your posters. You have a great sense of humor! I must be in a small minority however, because I don't have anything to complain about. I am married to a Thai angel who is everything I ever dreamed of. I met her online, and when I first started writing to her she said 'I am not a bar girl! If that's what you're looking for, get lost! ' I had a feeling right then, that I was heading in the right direction. After reading so many sad stories from other farang gents, I feel really blessed! My wife is a tenured school teacher in a government school. She is attractive, intelligient (sic) , good with money, a great cook and a passionate lover! Needless to say, her parents drove a hard bargain when it came to negotiating the sin sot, but she was worth every baht. We're getting ready to build a little house in Selaphum and I'm looking forward to many wonderful years with my little angel and her sweet family as well. I hope my letter offers a little hope to those fellas who are wondering if there really is someone out there for them.

Dave.

Dear Dave,

It is indeed nice to read of successful marriages between foreigners and Thais, as I generally only hear of the disasters. So your wife is a school teacher, I see. Get her to go over some spellings for you each morning, my Petal. It is 'intelligent' not 'intelligient'. Yes, you can find your soul mate through on-line dating, but you must be very careful and not commit to anything before meeting your angel. That reminds me of the book by Mike Smith called Bangkok Angel. Worth a read by all foreigners who are wondering about mixed marriages. By the way, actually I am against the concept of the sin sot, unless there is a similar return if the marriage fails. A wife is not a commodity to be bought, sold or traded.

[V Lenin]

Pink Pearl,

There is usually a great deal of difference between perception and reality. <snip

I live in a small town in Australia. Every day, in my local paper, I will find at least half a page of ads by prostitutes. We have a legal brothel in town. At any time, night or day, I can pick up the phone and organise sex of any kind, heterosexual, homosexual, little boys, little girls. Phone sex, lap dances.

As Thailand has its centers for P4P in Pattaya and Bangkok, so do cities in Australia, at Kings Cross, St Kilda etc. The biggest sex tour in the world is in Australia. It is the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, and it is supported by government. Front page headlines with the opening of a new, super-brothel, with hundreds of rooms, priced at $270 per hour. 24 hour operation. Asians are amateurs in comparison.

<snip

G

Funny you should talk about the difference between perception and reality. Because whatever Australia you live in, it isn't the same one I live in, that's for sure.

Let's iron a few things out:

Firstly, yes, I have no doubt your local paper has a half a page of ad from prostitutes. But I do not believe for a moment you can organise P4P with children by one phone call. If you can, it certainly isn't through legal means, and I hope the law finds you and you have a long and brutal time in prison.

Secondly, the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras is NOT a sex tour! It's a Pride March! There is a world of difference, but being from a small town, you probably don't know the difference, do you.

Thirdly, the brothel of which you speak will not have "hundreds of rooms". It will have 40 rooms and 21 waiting rooms. That's. 61 rooms. Only 2/3rds are for bookings. It'll be 24 hours, but they won't be alone in that aspect. It will be the biggest in Aus, but far from the biggest in the world.

Finally, it's been years since I was in Kings Cross (it is a dirty shithole) , so I can't directly comment. But, St Kilda is far from the hotbed of P4P action it may have once been. Apart from the streetwalkers, which plod action has whittled the number down some what, there is but ONE legal brothel in St Kilda, perhaps 2 or 3 illegal rub and tugs (not telling you where they are either) , zero strip clubs, and 3 adult bookstores. Hardly Nana Plaza, is it?

In fact, if I was going to look for some P4P action, St Kilda would be the last place I would go.

[Rick666]

Dear Sirs,

Just arrived yesterday and checked out the talent at Gullivers And Hillary.

Both places were filled with customers and some nice girls at Gullivers.

I liked the girls@Hillary Better and there was a nice band.

I'm staying around the corner of Lollipop and I'm thinking of checking out the early shift.