General Reports

[EihTooms]

Regarding girls who can't or won't give a slow BJ:

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Ha ha. My pet hate. I mention doing it in slow motion, and demonstrate with my hand moving ultra slow, but they are like Monkeys for pace of movement and cannot comprehend. Cannot slow down. Sometimes I say just suck on it for a while with no movement at all, then start as slowly as possibly can to move.

I have to train a girl how to hold a dick too. So many want to grab close to the top and pull/stroke downwards. Being circumsized, that is just painful. For other guys, with hard on, skin is stretched already so should be similar I guess. I have to show them that if she must grab the dick at all, do it at the base and stroke upwards, not with friction but taking the skin along for the ride. So simple but they don't know.
I have to train girls with good sized tits, how to have the tits brush on the balls, while dong the BJ. I have to train girls how to very lightly tickle the balls without using fingernails. Some just cnnot brush lightly no matter we demonstrate on their skin.

To some up, many girls just do not have a brain that is capable to learn some new techniques. They stubbornly think they already know how to do it, when they are mostly clueless. I would rather skip a BBBJ than have a bad one.

It seems to me one of the reasons some girls go rapid fire too fast with the BJ and keep returning to doing it that way two strokes after I have just told them to go slower please is because they have learned through experience with other men that the faster they do it the sooner the man will cum. Means they don't have to work longer.

However, for me, it is the exact opposite. If she goes rapid fire fast, I will take forever, might not cum that way at all. By contrast, if she goes very slow and easy, barely working hard at all, I could easily be popping within 5 minutes.

It is very likely that she thinks I am trying to slow her down in order to prolong the BJ and keep her working at it longer rather than showing her how to go slower, work less hard and in doing so make me cum sooner. The girl might be stubbornly returning to the rapid fire action that made the last 5 guys cum very quickly on the mistaken assumption that the same action and tactic will work with me too.

I need to tell her why I am asking her to go slower; because her doing so will make me cum quicker, not because I am trying to make it last longer. Once that gets through to the girl, she is amazed how quick and easy it is to make me cum within a very few minutes. And it will feel 1000 times better for me to cum that way, too. I can count only 3 Thai girls who understood this principle (for me, at least) without having to be told over and over again. Only one of them worked in a BJ Bar.

I am with you on the ball tickling. And not just during a BJ but during fucking as well. However, in my case I actually prefer to feel very light tickling with the girl's fingernails. Not digging in certainly. And not scratching. Just very light feather strokes on the surface of the scrotum with the tip of their fingernails. That kind of very light contact with a girl's fingernails will "wake up" and get the attention of my balls much more effectively than when they use the spongy pads at the tip of their fingers.

[Syzygies]

There is a Pharmacy between Soi 5 and 7 and its called LB Pharmacy. No LBs found in there however. One of the few Pharmacies on Suk open late and selling Kamagra (250 Baht for 1 pack of 4, 1000 for 5 packs). They mentioned they have the gel version too.

Most places will sell certain medicines that maybe prescription in other countries, e. G. Allopurinol is easy to get. I think getting Valium or sleeping pills, is far harder, but I never tried in last 20 years. Hormones such as Testosterone are also difficult to get. Mine is normal anyway.

One Pharmacy offered me genuine Viagra for 1800 Baht ha ha, but no prescription. I would not trust it to be genuine genuine, but maybe it can be.

[Flyboy 2000]

I'm always on the lookout for pharmacies, chemist stores, drug stores or call 'them what you will, which readily sell prescription-only products over the counter without a prescription. I've found a good one in Hong Kong for the likes of Valium, stilnox, modafinil etc but would appreciate any leads on similar places in Bangkok, especially if they also sell selected steroids. PMs welcome if you'd rather not post details for everyone to see. And don't worry that I'm LE, click my profile for solid evidence of my punting over the years and contributions to ISG.

[Syzygies]

Guys. If you are here on a 30 day Visa Waiver, and wish to extend another 30 days before it expires, you can do it at Chaeng Wattana Immigration, however if you are visiting some other provinces, some have an Immigration office, where can probably be achieved much quicker. There are Maps of immigration offices on the internet. My last visit to Chaeng W was on a Tuesday, to avoid big queues, and took only 1 hour (slightly less) to get my extension stamp, after getting a queue ticket, however then had to wait a while to get a taxi to leave there. Time wasted to get there and back, is too much and traffic jams is common. Don't go to Chaeng Wattana on a Mon or Friday or either side of public holidays, if you want have less queueing time. Don't go early first thing, as queues are long at 8.30. 10.30 am to 11 is not a bad time. Always prepare in advance and check what days they might be closed.

Same applies for getting 30 day extension on a Visa.

For those with a Visa that requires 90 day reporting, it can now be done by mail, instead of physically going there.

For those with documents requiring legalisation stamp (verifying translations) there is a legalisation office in Khlong Toey MRT (underground station). Its separate from the Passport office also there. It is quick with short queues. No need for a trip to Chaeng Wattana main office for this purpose. I had document translated to Thai by a Translation shop near to the legalisation office but they made mistakes, showing lack of expertise. E. g. Memorandum was translated as "khwaam Jam" (which actual mean Memory, and not related to a memorandum at all). So best to get a highly recommended professional service (I don't know who they are unfortunately).

I did a by land border crossing. I don't really recommend land border Visa Runs, if you have no Visa. There is a limit to how many Visa Exemptions they are willing to give per year and is not very well defined. Also one may need to have 20 K Baht on person, evidence of ticket to leave Thailand, Hotel booking etc. My next border crossing, if I need one, may well be Mukdahan to Sawanakhet (Laos) since the two towns are each quite close to the border crossing for convenience. Yet to do a Visa run trip that went totally smoothly and was enjoyable. Had one night in Phnom Penh, but did not like it much, maybe due to lack of experience there. Was hard to find good food and good girls to my liking.

If applying for a Thai single entry Visa from a country just outside Thailand, it is very important to find out which country is best for speed to process your request, and not requiring lots of evidence. Flying back to Thailand on a 30 day Visa waiver is much easier, if have not used too many for the year already. Embassies tell us we get two freebie entries to Thailand per year (official line), but in practice more than that is possible. Just don't push it too far, and expect every official to be very nice. If you have loads of money, should not be a big problem. If they don't think you can support yourself adequately, then problems. I used to have 7 free entries per year, but questions were asked and they hinted that allowing that was being phased out, so now I do free entries per year maximum and try to apply for proper Visas to cover the rest.

[Syzygies]

LOL. They don't neglect to do it for lack of clippers. They neglect to do it for either laziness, low attention span, lack of interest, all of the above and a half dozen other reasons.

Took my Soi 4 street girl yesterday. She had just shaved her pussy (bar landing strip above) and being very smooth, it made all the difference. Doubly enjoyed her pussy.

May tell her to shave any time is scratchy from now on.

My GF is a strange case with naturally very low amounts of pussy hair in the lower area. Very low on general body hair too (other than the head). Never has to shave legs, etc. So is fine with a trim of the above pussy hair. Does not need to shave pussy.

We probably all agree bald pussy is better unless we are Japanese. Can't understand why so much hair in Jap porn.

Ask how often some of us have to instruct a Thai girl 10,000 times to simply for the love of god go slower with the blowjob instead of going rapid fire like a machine. And then we finally give up and move on.

Ha ha. My pet hate. I mention doing it in slow motion, and demonstrate with my hand moving ultra slow, but they are like Monkeys for pace of movement and cannot comprehend. Cannot slow down. Sometimes I say just suck on it for a while with no movement at all, then start as slowly as possibly can to move.

I have to train a girl how to hold a dick too. So many want to grab close to the top and pull/stroke downwards. Being circumsized, that is just painful. For other guys, with hard on, skin is stretched already so should be similar I guess. I have to show them that if she must grab the dick at all, do it at the base and stroke upwards, not with friction but taking the skin along for the ride. So simple but they don't know.
I have to train girls with good sized tits, how to have the tits brush on the balls, while dong the BJ. I have to train girls how to very lightly tickle the balls without using fingernails. Some just cnnot brush lightly no matter we demonstrate on their skin.

To some up, many girls just do not have a brain that is capable to learn some new techniques. They stubbornly think they already know how to do it, when they are mostly clueless. I would rather skip a BBBJ than have a bad one.

[EihTooms]

But ditching a Thai girl that meets all other requirements over some pussy hair seems a bit over the top "Crazy" 2 me! Buy a set of electric clippers for $5.

LOL. They don't neglect to do it for lack of clippers. They neglect to do it for either laziness, low attention span, lack of interest, all of the above and a half dozen other reasons. The vast majority of them are just not into taking whatever steps required to keep a man, no matter how simple it is, even if it is only THREE exceedingly uncomplicated and logical steps. The mind reels at the thought that some men are expecting Thai girls (modern Thai girls) to be so creative and proactive about sex as to get wild and "kinky", to engage in dirty talk, to come up with a whole slew of role playing and sex games. LOL.

Ask how often some of us have to instruct a Thai girl 10,000 times to simply for the love of god go slower with the blowjob instead of going rapid fire like a machine. And then we finally give up and move on. These girls have the attention span of a fruit fly. Remembering to shave your fucking pussy so the man whose pussy eating you apparently love more than life itself doesn't have to eat hairy pussy is way, way too much challenging work when there is a smartphone game to be played instead.

Aside from that, I don't dump them for being so damn lazy and selfish. I will still see them every month or two for a quick booty call. But they will never land on the potential girlfriend list, which is what THEY told me is so important to them and why they asked me what it would take to do that.

[SteveNL]

A few minutes before landing the attendant starts spraying some very very strong chemical spray into the vents whilst walking past.

It's quite normal to do this before landing in some countries. When I flew to Cub the attendant did the same (6 flights).

[CzarNicholas]

Yes, there might be a "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" issue at play here. Do we move on to the next one because the girl is not great in bed? Or is she not great in bed because she knows we will move on anyway? I am siding with it being more that girls, let's say Thai girls for this discussion, are generally lousy in bed first, and then we move on.

Among my reasons for reaching that conclusion: Thai men were already moving on to the next one after 2-3 fucks before we got here and regardless whether it was for love or money. So to that extent it was already built into the culture. It is possible the whole Ladyboy sub-culture was encouraged by, a response to and supported by Thai men who were not getting what they wanted in bed from Thai women (talking about initiating sex, sex above and beyond the kind required to merely procreate, perhaps even demonstrable gestures of affection, not exactly their dick).

And at least one more thing. I have met Thai women who profess profound and deep love and sexual attraction to me. They begged me to tell them what it would take to be in the running to be a real girlfriend to me with the chance for more in the future. In other words, what can they do to inspire me to meet them for sex more often, on a regular or almost weekly basis without my soon growing bored with them..

But ditching a Thai girl that meets all other requirements over some pussy hair seems a bit over the top "Crazy" 2 me! Buy a set of electric clippers for $5.

[CzarNicholas]

Great we have a new term to replace "stiff legs", and starfish, which is mannequins. Starfish is probably easier.

What percentage of bargirls, are so dumb, that they don't think that need a lot of repeat business? Yes I know some are overconfident in their beauty levels, they probably think they don't need repeat customers.

Am I wrong, and so few guys like to repeat girls, that it makes no difference if the girl performs great or not? I would like to blame all those guys that always move on to new girls, for causing all the bad performances out there. If he won't repeat regardless, where is the incentive to perform fabulously well.

I always repeat my best performing girls if I can, unless body turned out to be a disaster.

I call them what they are imitating, rigor mortis!

The guy that doesn't repeat a superstar is a fucking fool.

[EihTooms]

Great we have a new term to replace "stiff legs", and starfish, which is mannequins. Starfish is probably easier.

What percentage of bargirls, are so dumb, that they don't think that need a lot of repeat business? Yes I know some are overconfident in their beauty levels, they probably think they don't need repeat customers.

Am I wrong, and so few guys like to repeat girls, that it makes no difference if the girl performs great or not? I would like to blame all those guys that always move on to new girls, for causing all the bad performances out there. If he won't repeat regardless, where is the incentive to perform fabulously well.

I always repeat my best performing girls if I can, unless body turned out to be a disaster.

Yes, there might be a "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" issue at play here. Do we move on to the next one because the girl is not great in bed? Or is she not great in bed because she knows we will move on anyway? I am siding with it being more that girls, let's say Thai girls for this discussion, are generally lousy in bed first, and then we move on.

Among my reasons for reaching that conclusion: Thai men were already moving on to the next one after 2-3 fucks before we got here and regardless whether it was for love or money. So to that extent it was already built into the culture. It is possible the whole Ladyboy sub-culture was encouraged by, a response to and supported by Thai men who were not getting what they wanted in bed from Thai women (talking about initiating sex, sex above and beyond the kind required to merely procreate, perhaps even demonstrable gestures of affection, not exactly their dick).

And at least one more thing. I have met Thai women who profess profound and deep love and sexual attraction to me. They begged me to tell them what it would take to be in the running to be a real girlfriend to me with the chance for more in the future. In other words, what can they do to inspire me to meet them for sex more often, on a regular or almost weekly basis without my soon growing bored with them.

I tell them just 3 things for starters. Other men have different, possibly even more challenging minimal sexual requirements in this regard. These are mine; Keep your pussy shaved or at least very closely cropped since I do enjoy DATY for women I like, be fine with fucking me bareback and when I want a blowjob, which might be as often as 1/3 of the times we meet for sex, that means BBBJ+CIM+Swallow. None of this insulting spitting it out nonsense is acceptable if you are serious about being considered a long term relationship girlfriend rather than a once every 2 months booty call.

Thai women are the only cultural/ethnic group that has found it nearly impossible to comply with those 3 requirements in order to live out the supposed undying eternal love they profess to have for me. And I am also talking about Thai women I met 30-40 years when I was a fresh, young dude. LOL.

Imo, that smacks of the kind of sexual laziness, sexual selfishness, whatever that almost demands a man just keep moving on from one to another in order to possibly improve the conditions.

To be sure, I have encountered a handful of Thai girls whose expressed love for me inspired them to comply to all 3 with enthusiasm. And I have indeed been seeing most of those girls quite regularly for 2 or more years. That is something I would never dream of doing with the 1 out of 3 or 2 out of 3 requirements girls.

BTW, if anyone is curious which of those 3 items is the most difficult for Thai girls "in love" with me to comply with you might be surprised by the answer. It turns out the most common deal killer of those three sex-related GF requirements for me is the one about keeping their pussy shaved or at least very closely cropped. The other two are a snap compared to that one!

Go figure.

[CzarNicholas]

It is not clear to me what this was supposed to mean. You seem to mention choosing 2, but then focus on "her in those 2" confuses me at least. It's not quite a good English sentence. BB mentioned two girls in the photo. I would not have picked his 2nd girl. Appealed to him but not to me. His taste and mine are known to differ a lot, where Natty Bumpo has very similar taste to me. Maybe your "2 girls" does not relate to BB's post. I can't quite tell what you mean.

At least BB has the guts to give his preferences and indicate that the exaggerated surgeries aren't going to work for him either. Many guys would never state which girls they like for fear of criticism. Bars with supposedly great girls are actually full of exaggerated surgeries in my experience. Bacarra and Rainbow 5 were good examples. Guys may not notice until I show it in pictures. Most of us focus, in a bar, on the best 2 or 3 girls and try hard to ignore the rest of the uglies. Yet someone must be taking some of the ugly ones (maybe not).

It is known some guys need much whiter skin than I need too. Some guys love the big coconut shell sillies, where I don't.

My phone is getting repaired but I have some photos of them LOL.

They can be quite aggressive? The huge one really wants me LOL.

She won't let me pass without trying to [CodeWord123] me, I would go past going to 7-11 many times a night.

I have resorted to going to the other 7-11 past Asia herb and walking on that side of the street instead and she will be on that side so I switch back LOL.

[CzarNicholas]

What percentage of these bargirls look good? Maybe not so high if you are fussy like me.

In Billboard pic, 3rd girl from the left looks good to me, also tall front row dark blonde in the first pic, 4th from left.

Tall thin dark blonde hair front row yes!

Other photo, the girl with pink bra, or even the short girl in the very center of the photo.

[Syzygies]

Haha. Yes, but didn't they have to sprinkle some magic pixie dust or wave a magic wand over the mannequin to turn her into a real female first? Sadly, when I have found myself in a room with some Thai bargirl "mannequins" far too spoiled by making plenty of easy money for NOT providing anything close to BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM, I all too often don't have enough money, good looks, bad looks, charm, intimidation, alcohol, game, pixie dust, an impressive enough magic wand or whatever it takes to turn them into anything of more sexual use and value to me than the plastic ones standing in Robinson's display window.

Great we have a new term to replace "stiff legs", and starfish, which is mannequins. Starfish is probably easier.

What percentage of bargirls, are so dumb, that they don't think that need a lot of repeat business? Yes I know some are overconfident in their beauty levels, they probably think they don't need repeat customers.

Am I wrong, and so few guys like to repeat girls, that it makes no difference if the girl performs great or not? I would like to blame all those guys that always move on to new girls, for causing all the bad performances out there. If he won't repeat regardless, where is the incentive to perform fabulously well.

I always repeat my best performing girls if I can, unless body turned out to be a disaster.

[Smoothy]

Nope, surely taste varies and some guys would prefer some other girl. What is hot for you is not necessarily hot for me at all.

I am willing to bet that over 90% will choose that same girl. So far, based on the comments here, it's 100%.

[EihTooms]

I saw a movie called Mannequin. The mannequin in that movie seemed to be a great fuck. I'm not sure if it included BBFS or CIM though since they didn't show specifics.

Haha. Yes, but didn't they have to sprinkle some magic pixie dust or wave a magic wand over the mannequin to turn her into a real female first? Sadly, when I have found myself in a room with some Thai bargirl "mannequins" far too spoiled by making plenty of easy money for NOT providing anything close to BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM, I all too often don't have enough money, good looks, bad looks, charm, intimidation, alcohol, game, pixie dust, an impressive enough magic wand or whatever it takes to turn them into anything of more sexual use and value to me than the plastic ones standing in Robinson's display window.