General Reports

[Alex7J]

I heard that Sville sucked and the beach wasn't so nice. I was getting chicks in PP for $13 ST and $28 LT (which is the same 500/1000 baht I give chicks in Thailand by the way). I am a Cheap Charlie, but if I ever insist on going hours away just to get chicks any cheaper than that then someone please shoot me.

Enternational,

Kindly give some advice to newbies like us also we also want to get cheaper pussy like this in Thailand. Where the fuck do you score a pussy at 500 bht you must be handsome young and good looking and the lady must be paying you 2 k-3 k bht for a fuck only the taxi cost to and fro must be 500 bht so technically that's possible.

Dude guide us to 50 bht pussy heavens in Thailand.

[Goatscrot]

I completely agree with Wolven. Even for me, many of my most satisfying experiences so far have been with ladies in 30-40 age group. As for the younger girls specially those aged 18-20 are more likely to be immature and inexperienced as far as sex is concerned.

Got to agree here. The best gals are in their 30's. Thai gals come to enjoy sex at a much older age it seems.

[Mr Enternational]

If you go to Cambodia, then go to Sihanoukville. Nice place with beach etc. The girls are sweeter and cheaper than in Phnom Penh.

I heard that Sville sucked and the beach wasn't so nice. I was getting chicks in PP for $13 ST and $28 LT (which is the same 500/1000 baht I give chicks in Thailand by the way). I am a Cheap Charlie, but if I ever insist on going hours away just to get chicks any cheaper than that then someone please shoot me.

[Member #4422]

I completely agree with Wolven. Even for me, many of my most satisfying experiences so far have been with ladies in 30-40 age group. As for the younger girls specially those aged 18-20 are more likely to be immature and inexperienced as far as sex is concerned.

Excuse me but I well know some 30 and 40 and it was not better as some 18. Who was very very hot and have it " in their DNA ". But in western country with western girls.

[AskeAske]

Phnom Penh, Cambodia will win easily. Many guys have moved there for cheaper girls. Does it have to be Thailand?

If you go to Cambodia, then go to Sihanoukville. Nice place with beach etc. The girls are sweeter and cheaper than in Phnom Penh.

[Mumbai Guy]

And believe an old monger when I say that the performance of those 30-somethings easily outshines the clumsiness and lack of experience of the 18 to 20 crowd.

I have now spend 3 weeks with a 40 year old from Chiang Rai and I had the most marvelous sex I've ever had in my life such as waking up in the middle of night and finding her sucking my dick or rubbing her dripping wet pussy on my dick and trying to get it inside her. Even the rather good young ones I banged are like starfishes compared to the horniness of the older and more experienced ones.

I completely agree with Wolven. Even for me, many of my most satisfying experiences so far have been with ladies in 30-40 age group. As for the younger girls specially those aged 18-20 are more likely to be immature and inexperienced as far as sex is concerned.

[Wolvenvacht]

Hi guys,

What is the best place in Thailand for a poor monger like me? I'm not rich but I love sex.

I don't need a beauty full beach, I just need a apartment, eat something basic, and nice girls 20 years old max every days.

So Bangkok? Pattaya? Chiang Mai? Udon Thani?

Thanks for your help!

Forget about it. A poor monger in a basic apartment will not attacht the 18 to 20 years old crowd.

In the provinces and small towns there will be not enough supply unless you go to a university town such as Mahasarakan in Issan. But other than students that town has little to offer for a farang. And the novelty of banging a farang in his basic apartment will wear off quickly I'm afraid and then you are stuck. Besides it will take some time to make the contacts though social media or otherwise.

Your best bet for cheap sex will still remain Pattaya. You are virtualy guaranteed to get sex for 1500 baht or less (including drink and bar-fine) from anyone in Soi 6. They will be older than 20 for sure, but even those that reach 30 could easily pose for early 20-somethings.

And believe an old monger when I say that the performance of those 30-somethings easily outshines the clumsiness and lack of experience of the 18 to 20 crowd.

I have now spend 3 weeks with a 40 year old from Chiang Rai and I had the most marvelous sex I've ever had in my life such as waking up in the middle of night and finding her sucking my dick or rubbing her dripping wet pussy on my dick and trying to get it inside her. Even the rather good young ones I banged are like starfishes compared to the horniness of the older and more experienced ones.

[Goatscrot]

Phnom Penh, Cambodia will win easily. Many guys have moved there for cheaper girls. Does it have to be Thailand?

Nom Penh is really not that cheap for gals anymore. And the Viets are gone. So I see very little point in it.

[Syzygies]

Hi guys,

What is the best place in Thailand for a poor monger like me? I'm not rich but I love sex.

I don't need a beauty full beach, I just need a apartment, eat something basic, and nice girls 20 years old max every days.

So Bangkok? Pattaya? Chiang Mai? Udon Thani?

Thanks for your help!

Phnom Penh, Cambodia will win easily. Many guys have moved there for cheaper girls. Does it have to be Thailand?

[Cool]

Hi guys,

What is the best place in Thailand for a poor monger like me? I'm not rich but I love sex.

I don't need a beauty full beach, I just need a apartment, eat something basic, and nice girls 20 years old max every days.

So Bangkok? Pattaya? Chiang Mai? Udon Thani?

Thanks for your help!

Finding women 18-20 is getting tougher because the hotter ones have Korean and Japanese sponsors. A lot of women are working past their expiration date. You probably would want to hit badoo and social media for University Students. Accommodations and commuting in cheaper in Pattaya than BKK. Never been to the other spots.

[Member #4422]

Hi guys,

What is the best place in Thailand for a poor monger like me? I'm not rich but I love sex.

I don't need a beauty full beach, I just need a apartment, eat something basic, and nice girls 20 years old max every days.

So Bangkok? Pattaya? Chiang Mai? Udon Thani?

Thanks for your help!

[Syzygies]

I'm heading over, arriving 23rd June. First timer! Does anyone fancy a beer and showing me the ropes.

I already wrote more than heaps of advice for bars and especially Crazy House.

[NickaLondon]

I'm heading over, arriving 23rd June. First timer! Does anyone fancy a beer and showing me the ropes.

[Old New Guy]

In other words, proceed straight to the immigration line. And for those who fly Thai Airways first or business class, the Thai Airways boarding pass (showing the class of service) entitles one to use the fast-track immigration line, a fact Thai Airways seems to no longer publicize even though it still applies. For other business or first class passengers, it depends on whether your airline distributes fast-track coupons on board.

Just line up at the desk nearest to fast-track (leftmost for hall 1). As soon FT gets empty people will moved into it. Happened to me this time too.

[Crocodilexp]

1) my flight is landing on 6 AM. I'm planning to take VOA. How is the airport at that time? Crowded?? Last time my flight landed at 3 AM. If it is too much of crowd I will take a visa here.

Yes, Suvarnabhumi can be crowded, 7 am is start of the morning peak. All depends on.

2) I'm planning for a taxi to Pattaya. Which company is the best deal?? And whether they allow 3 people in one cab? Last time we paid 1600 baht. Hearing that people book and pay 1000 baht, felt I got cheated.

Just negotiate with whichever taxi, I don't think there's much of a difference between companies. 1000 seems low to me, but not impossible. Having 3 people in a cab is no problem, but if you have luggage, prepare for a squeeze. Most taxis run on LPG, so the trunk has limited capacity.

If you want to pay less, take a bus from the airport for about 150 baht, they're reasonably frequent.

3) for phone connection, I got a local SIM card with 100 baht TT and 1 GB internet for 500 baht. Is there any better option?

Yes, True has sims for 50 baht, and data plans from 79 (4 days, 500 Mb) and 99 (7 days) and 199 (one month 1 Gb).