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[Member #4387]

I was in a Russian Go-Go club last night and one of the girls told me a pretty funny story. I'll clean it up a bit by leaving out some of the details to protect the "innocent". But basically what happened is that a guy went in there and agreed to take a girl out for "escort service" at 10,000 baht for two hours with no sex. The guy lives in Thailand, so he took the girl to his apartment, and the place was just a complete disaster! Dirty and a total mess (pets involved)! And get this. The guy asks the girl to clean up his apartment LOLOLOL! What the hell did the guy want? A maid or an escort or what LOL? The girl takes a look around and tells the guy to fuck off! Hahaha! She says he would need to pay her for 2 weeks to clean up his place. That's how much time would have been needed given how dirty it was. Too funny! That a guy would hire an escort then ask her to clean his apartment. I guess he figured he needed to get something out of her since he sure wasn't going to be fucking her LOLOLOL!

I am guilty of doing the same thing in Norway one time many years ago. I am renting out a lot of apartments and I did have lots of problems with a tenant. He rufused to leave, didn't pay rent for a few months and was a pain in the ass for others living in the same apartmentbuilding. I had new tenants ready to move in and finaly one day the problematic tenant just left and was never to be seen after this. The apt looked like a shithole and since the new tenants (I felt sorry for them) were ready to move in the day after (it was late eve I found out). No cleaningagency open so I improvised and drove my car around in the hookerarea. Picked up two nigerean hookers (didn't care so much how they looked ofcourse) and drove them to the apt at stake. Gave them cleaningsupplies and a 4/5 hours later the apt was as new and ready for new people to move in. I never did feel any urge to fuck them fatty nigereans but I paid them 10000 piso each (NOK 1500). I even informed my GF about this and she just laughed and viewed it as a clever move so it happens.

[Robert Long]

Hi guys,

What is the average price of a mid class pros. In Bangkok? I'll be heading to Bangkok in 2 months and would love to dig some more information to make my trip perfect.

Majesty.

It is all written here, in this forum. Start reading and you will know all the secrets and prices and places to go. We say RTFF.

RL.

[Syzygies]

Two nights ago, on the way to see Fern at Mango, saw a fire close to Ekamai BTS and bus stations and Sukhumvit blocked except for heaps of emergency vehicles with sirens blaring. Apparantly no serious injuries despite some ambulance heading to Ekamai hospital. BTS was not affected.

[The Cane]

I was in a Russian Go-Go club last night and one of the girls told me a pretty funny story. I'll clean it up a bit by leaving out some of the details to protect the "innocent". But basically what happened is that a guy went in there and agreed to take a girl out for "escort service" at 10,000 baht for two hours with no sex. The guy lives in Thailand, so he took the girl to his apartment, and the place was just a complete disaster! Dirty and a total mess (pets involved)! And get this. The guy asks the girl to clean up his apartment LOLOLOL! What the hell did the guy want? A maid or an escort or what LOL? The girl takes a look around and tells the guy to fuck off! Hahaha! She says he would need to pay her for 2 weeks to clean up his place. That's how much time would have been needed given how dirty it was. Too funny! That a guy would hire an escort then ask her to clean his apartment. I guess he figured he needed to get something out of her since he sure wasn't going to be fucking her LOLOLOL!

[The Cane]

Most of our attention is focused on our interactions with the girls, and rightly so. But what about other players on the scene such as the Mamasans and staff members? They are integral players on the scene, and I enjoyed interacting with many of them who were respectful, kind, courteous, and sometimes very funny. I was sitting with a real cutie at Sahara on Soi Cowboy when the Mamasan came over and asked that I buy her a drink too. She said it was her birthday. Well, I called bullshit on her. So Mamasan goes away for a few minutes, then comes back with her ID and shows it to me, and sure enough it was her birthday! Well, I'll be damn!

So, I ended up buying Mamasan two drinks and we had a little party LOL! I also ended up bar fining the little cutie I was with, and Mamasan was like, "And give it to her good too, but treat her nice because she is like my daughter. "Hehehe! Turns out that pretty little Thai girl could hardly take this big American dong, but that's another story LOL! Before we left Mamasan was joking with me that the girl's hootchie smelled, so I demanded a 2,000 baht discount LOL! The girl didn't understand what we were talking about. When Mamasan explained, the girl just smiled and acted like she wanted to punch me. Why me? Mamasan was the one who said her hootchie smelled LOL!

Now, sometimes when I'm in a bit of a good mood I can be a little bit of a joker. Indeed, I consider myself to be the "Weird Al Yankovic" of mongers LOL! I mean, I can hear a song and automatically I just start coming up with my own lyrics that are funny. Here is a popular song that I was hearing in the go-go's all over Thailand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOh6wb9l00g. So, I'm sitting in a bar listening to this song, and I look at the little waitress standing nearby and start singing the song. Only I pull out a 20 baht note and I'm singing, "I only got 20 baht in my pocket!" Hahaha! LOLOLOL! Little Thai girl died laughing and hit me and said, "Not enough, not enough! 20 baht not enough!" LOL! Did the same thing with one of the Thai tutes who also fell out laughing and said, "No 20 baht! 20 dollar!" I really enjoyed these side interactions with the people of Thailand. But then there are a few others I did not enjoy so much. I will write about those later.

Oh, and I guess I will go ahead and say that I met a very special girl in Phuket. She is absolutely beautiful, and I've never met anybody like her in my life anywhere. Not even in my favored Brazil. She moved and touched me in ways I never expected would happen. And me being me, I put my feelings about that and her to song too (not funny}. I wish I knew the name of the song. You hear it all over Thailand in the bars too. In Phuket! In Phuket! Oh I met! Oh I met! Her in Phuket! Yeah Naked Gunz, an Asian Thai girl has me singing her praises. Given my strict standards for Asian girls, then you damn well know she had to be hot as hell! What I call a rare Thai "white tiger". Mr. Breadman knows about her!

[Syzygies]

Goatscrot often complains about working girls who cannot hold an intelligent conversation. Of course they cannot necessarily be experts on all topics.

However many or most of working girls are coming from "Baan Nork" tiny country villages. My Mrs. Tells me about the pathetic education received by the children in the villages when she was a child. One teacher, she said, knew only Sport and cooking. So that is all the girls learned. Was common for teachers not to show up to teach till say 11 am, then children would go home for lunch at 12. Hours of education were pathetic in the villages. She claimed she learned very little to the extreme until reached grade 6 and suddenly got a good teacher, who helped her to learn a lot including reading English writing.

How come teachers were paid a salary or wage so much month, yet they taught few hours and few subjects properly? Obviously corruption played a part. However teachers had other employment keeping them away from there teaching job. One assumes that they did not get paid enough to get by, so had to use school hours doing other things. Country villages had rather few diligent decent teachers.

Obviously education in the big city of Bangkok is better. I tutor step daughter in Mathematics and English. In the modern day students are lazy and get distracted too much by social activities, Facebook, computer games, smartphones etc. , that we never had to distract us when we were young. By end of my 4th grade (as a young child) I remember all students had to be proficient in arithmetic and know the answers to simple sums straight off without thinking. Thai students seem to not that proficient taking far too long to reach the answer. Teachers emphasis laying out the problem so neatly and disciplined, that a lot of time is wasted instead of getting to the answers quickly. Basic arithmetic requires rote learning. In an exam these students are just too slow (by my standards).

I also lament the huge number of teenage pregnancies in Thailand especially perhaps among poorly educated girls. The parents just teach them to refrain from sex till they have a husband. Ludicrous. LOL. These girls seem to think they will get lucky rather than pregnant. They do not rush to the Pharmacy to get the morning after pills. Why? Too embarrassed or do not have the money? Probably a combination plus the unfortunate belief in fate whee Thais think whatever will happen will happen regardless of a persons actions.

In the west, the girls would get abortions. In Thailand, no. Mostly they have the babies. Abortion is both illegal and against the religion.

The Thai education system has yet a long way to go to be up to Western standards, and even western education is not good in my view. Far too many useless subjects are taught that are of no use in the real life. We end up living a life where we have to make serious mistakes and learn from our mistakes (after it's too late). We choose unsuitable partners because we know so little about evaluating the Psychology, character, and compatibility of a prospective partner. So many divorces occur for partners not suited to each other.

I am a maths expert. Use? Purely tutoring children in maths. LOL I don't use it in my I. T. Job.

I don't expect much intelligent conversation from bargirls. I don't need it either. From my Mrs. We have conversations about philosophy of life and religion and of course her views are highly influenced by Buddhist teachings. Unfortunately for me, devote Buddhists view "desire" as a negative factor on our lives called "Gillate" (or Gee-late. Hard to spell in English). This means she does not succumb to sexual desires as much as I would like her too. She is hot, but not often enough, and no special skills. Fortunately it also reduces her desire to go shopping and buy things not really needed, in the modern day.

[King Coconut]

Hi guys,

What is the average price of a mid class pros. In Bangkok? I'll be heading to Bangkok in 2 months and would love to dig some more information to make my trip perfect.

[Blanquiceleste]

A report in the Straits Times today morning that caught my attention.

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-...sts-in-kingdom

In a gist the report says Moscow's Federal Security Service has information about 10 Syrian militants from ISIS entering Thailand Oct 15 and Oct 31. The report goes on to say 4 went to Pattaya, 2 to Phuket, 2 to Bangkok and the other 2 to an unknown location.

Be careful, all ye who may enter here. Stay safe guys.

[Banana Boi]

Does anyone know what happened to "ThatAsshole"? I was searching some spots in Thailand and ran into a few of his old reports. I had forgotten what a legend he really was.

He must have changed his name to natty bumpo since he thinks he's the Legend here.

[Amjeck]

Does anyone know what happened to "ThatAsshole"? I was searching some spots in Thailand and ran into a few of his old reports. I had forgotten what a legend he really was.

[Blanquiceleste]

It's a bright sunny Sunday here in Singapore and I am feeling very nostalgic about Thailand. Its just been a little over 6 weeks I was last there, but it feels like I haven't been there for ages. This morning I am reminded on another cute spinner from Baccara named Thip.

I had met her there some years back before the coup happened and her brother was one of the red shirts arrested during a demonstration and she was in the trade to help raise money for his release. At least that is the story I got. Otherwise she was a simply farm girl from Isaan. The first thing that struck me about her was her dimples when she smiled and her soft hair. Standing at just 5 feet she was an absolute delight.

She spent a week with me and did not mind at all when I went out for soapy or oily sessions in the daytime. She took me to some of her favorite places to eat and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. The sex was absolutely wonderful. Here are a few clad pics (I don't take nude pics ever). One of the pics is with her best friend Nana. Even suggested a threesome once, but I am terrified of the pecker wreckers, so I politely declined.

I am still in touch with her and she is still in BKK but she has stopped working. I have not seen her in over 3 years now. Somehow, today, I want to see her. But that is not happening. Maybe another day, another way.

Have a good week folks!

[Syzygies]

Finding really great quality Japanese Restaurants in Bangkok can be dicey. Some places concentrate on selling booze rather than best food.

There used to a reasonable shop running between Soi 24/1 and Soi 26 that the massage girls knew was good and it was a fun place too. Very busy. Unfortunately the previous occupants could not continue the lease and it is now hopeless under the new occupants (maybe since 5 months already). Overly basic menu (for tourists? Too pricey and food not fresh. On Friday night it was not very busy. There is a very good reason. I realised my mistake fairly quickly, and left. Checked another place around the corner in Sukhumvit road but could see they had exactly the same menu (mass produced somewhere). Then went to look Soi 33/1 where I used to have an old favorite, but most places were closing early (by my standards).

Finally got to Shakariki in Soi Asoke right side if travelling North from Sukhumvit, downstairs and just a little past the first main intersection with traffic lights. Has an "Easter Island" stone head outside. This place was open to either 4 am or 5 am. Quite busy and rowdy inside. Many Japanese and / or Korean type customers which is a good sign. Staff seem to be mainly Isaan but they are in a great friendly mood. It's clearly a fun place.

What is more the food came very quickly and was of the highest quality I have experienced anywhere in Bangkok and that includes a posh Japanese restaurant in Emporium. Extremely fresh fish and every dish was perfection. No faults could be found. My Ume Hai drink tasted great too (I don't drink beer but others did), slightly sweet but tangy and a little fizzy plum wine. One fault I could say was the California Roll type dishes had Crab or Seafood stick as an ingredient, evidently from the pictures. I don't eat that stuff. I stuck with beautiful Sashimis instead, especially Salmon, Tako (really soft Octopus), Unagi, etc. Good quality batter for the Tempura, and cooked just right. Tempura is one of the easiest things to stuff up with old batter or cooked wrong temperature.

So I highly recommend this place. Its an easy walk from Cowboy. You might even recognise the odd girl from Cowboy, in there with a Japanese customer. I recognised Naam from Crazy House even with her clothes on LOL.

My bill was 3000 Baht for a good sized feed for 4 people including not many cheap dishes. Did not takes any noodles even though available. Menu was very extensive, going for many pages.

[Mumbai Guy]

Thanks for your info. In my last visit I had tried at the bid chinese pharmacy but couldn't get them. Will try on soi-11. Yes 0. 01's are very expensive. But 0. 02's are quite good.

The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Sukhumvit for 69 baht a piece. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.

You can get Okamoto at majority of the 7/11, Sagami you can get at Boots stores which are like Watsons?

[Member #4698]

Does anyone knows where one can get Ultra thin condoms in BKK? Preferably Sagami 0. 01 or 0. 02 or equivalent in Okamoto?

The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Sukhumvit for 69 baht a piece. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.

[LittleBigMan]

Does anyone knows where one can get Ultra thin condoms in BKK? Preferably Sagami 0. 01 or 0. 02 or equivalent in Okamoto?

You can get Okamoto at majority of the 7/11, Sagami you can get at Boots stores which are like Watsons?