General Reports

[Mogwai]

I've been in Thailand for almost six weeks. One thing I was not prepared for was how [CodeWord140] poor most Thai's English language skills are. It's kind of been a spoiler on the holiday (no one can answer questions about local customs) and on mongering. I was planning to enjoy six weeks play here then go somewhere more exotic (such as Burma) for some cultural tourism, but really I am so disappointed by the linguistic (and other) skills of the girls that I have bedded here that I am thinking of going to the Philippines, where apparently the girls can string a couple of sentences together. The best girl I had here so far (and by far) was Zambian!

Disappointed so far in the Land of Smiles after Bangkok, Pattaya and Kanchanaburi.

Ripple

Before everybody jumps on this guy: his post dates from January 9th and he already got his share.

[Syzygies]

Is there a good shop in Bangkok for buying vitamins designed specifically to boost sperm production and cum quantity? Normally I always bought vitamins OS. I do already have normal multi-vitamins.

[Wolvenvacht]

One chart says Australians average 5.2 inches, the other says 6.2 Should I believe either of them? I think not. Who would have done the measuring? LOL You can't get good data by asking people obviously. Most of this data is unreliable at best. I reckon experienced hookers have a fair idea though, so I only go by what they tell me. Perhaps its a little unfair because they don't meet black guys from the Congo. LOL

If 7.1 inches is average in the Congo, imagine the variations, some being only 4 inches and some being a Holmesian 10 inches. Very few Thai girls want to be pounded by a ten inch "saak-grabeua" (สากกระเบือ Som Tam pounding pestle).

The congolese figures seems to be "self reported", not "measured". I don't think many smaller sized Africans will come forward and acknowledge they are below average. At the very least, there will be a certain bias in these figures.

[Syzygies]

I've been in Thailand for almost six weeks. One thing I was not prepared for was how [CodeWord140] poor most Thai's English language skills are. It's kind of been a spoiler on the holiday (no one can answer questions about local customs) and on mongering. I was planning to enjoy six weeks play here then go somewhere more exotic (such as Burma) for some cultural tourism, but really I am so disappointed by the linguistic (and other) skills of the girls that I have bedded here that I am thinking of going to
Disappointed so far in the Land of Smiles after Bangkok, Pattaya and Kanchanaburi.the Philippines, where apparently the girls can string a couple of sentences together. The best girl I had here so far (and by far) was Zambian!
Ripple

Why would you come to Thailand for six weeks? This country is not English speaking as a norm. Why Pattaya? Its not for culture. Why Kanchanaburi? The only interesting stuff there is waterfalls, and nature. Fuck the cemeteries, "death" railway, and war museum. Boring for me.

My first tourist trip to Thailand was about 31 years ago and I had a good time, despite a Farang ex-wife in tow.

When I came to Thailand, over 20 years ago, I was spending lots of time with Thai girls that had zero to very little English. I was learning Thai. I did not come here to get advanced English conversation. That can be found if you need it, but perhaps Pattaya hookers is not the best place to look for it. There are plenty of Bangkok hookers studying English these days.

You just need to work out what you really want, and Thailand is not the place for the inflexible type. So go to Zambia. Should be cheaper there. Sure Philippines uses English as a normal language in addition to Tagalog.

[Syzygies]

Yeah, I didn't reply to him directly on that, seemed like Goatscrot's singled me out for a little trolling fun, whatever floats a man-childs boat, I guess. Goatscrot
is either a very smart guy with a very dry sense of humour, or not.

You do write in a slightly flamboyant exaggerated style sometimes, including a few statements slightly ridiculous (even if intended as joking), like something is elevating your mood. This may make you a target.

[Syzygies]

The Okomoto. 03's are available here. Boots has the larger size as well. They are a bit more expensive than Durex but are quite good. Try 'them out if you have not already.

Okay Thanks will try. I go to Germany often, so get to bring loads of good quality Gel, also Coffee, and odd things that are a bit expensive here.

[Oliver Kitsoff]

A "chart created by humor website 9 gag" as proof?

Anyhow, the average is probably the most abused statistical measure ever. Didn't you ever hear the joke about the statitisican who drowned in a pond with an average depth of one inch?

Yeah, I didn't reply to him directly on that, seemed like Goatscrot's singled me out for a little trolling fun, whatever floats a man-childs boat, I guess. Goatscrot
is either a very smart guy with a very dry sense of humour, or not.

[Syzygies]

http://www.everyoneweb.com/WORLDPENISSIZE

One chart says Australians average 5.2 inches, the other says 6.2 Should I believe either of them? I think not. Who would have done the measuring? LOL You can't get good data by asking people obviously. Most of this data is unreliable at best. I reckon experienced hookers have a fair idea though, so I only go by what they tell me. Perhaps its a little unfair because they don't meet black guys from the Congo. LOL

If 7.1 inches is average in the Congo, imagine the variations, some being only 4 inches and some being a Holmesian 10 inches. Very few Thai girls want to be pounded by a ten inch "saak-grabeua" (สากกระเบือ Som Tam pounding pestle).

[Wolvenvacht]

But there is an average size per country.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ave...-chart/718225/

A "chart created by humor website 9 gag" as proof?

Anyhow, the average is probably the most abused statistical measure ever. Didn't you ever hear the joke about the statitisican who drowned in a pond with an average depth of one inch?

[Phordphan]

But there is an average size per country.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ave...-chart/718225/

http://www.everyoneweb.com/WORLDPENISSIZE

[Oliver Kitsoff]

Oh, things will change here. They are already in the process. Women have more economic power now, there are more women in uni in Thailand than men, more female CEOs than any other nation, and hey we just had a female PM.

So if you think things are not going to be different 5, 10,15 yrs from now. I got news for you. They are already way different than they were 10 years ago. Salaries are such that office gals don't have to moonlight as P4 P gals anymore. Really restaurant staff don't either. Most of the P4 P gals now are ones that are just too lazy or too dumb to do anything else.

Thanks for the socio-ecomoics lecture, you are absolutely correct on these observations, and they are to be applauded, even by a horn-dog Asian cheap-sex-fetishest like me. What however, does it bring to the original discussion, in terms of the OP question -and my response, which I won't bother to rehash here?

Suffice to say that even if this becomes the first country in the world to adopt a predominantly matrilineal culture in modern times, the oldest profession will not perish.

So in conclusion. Trust me, your beer and pussy is not going anywhere.

It may become expensive, less visible, it may morph in other ways, but that was never the topic to begin with. Or have I missed something?

[PinkPearl]

I like the Durex Comfort as well. Getting harder to find though. Used to be in all 7-11's, but now most don't seem to have them. The smaller Durex just strangle the shaft almost making it painful when coming. If I went to the states more often I would bring bone bags back with me.

The Okomoto. 03's are available here. Boots has the larger size as well. They are a bit more expensive than Durex but are quite good. Try 'them out if you have not already.

The other day a girl insisted on a condom so I obliged her, but the rubber caused such pain to my dick when I started fucking her. After changing from the Durex to a Japanese Okamoto (I may have bought in a Singapore's Watson's store) the suffering was less.

Still this was sex only suited to S & M types & reinforced my detestation of sex with plastic baggies. Fortunately there are a number of other physical services I can enjoy with ladies of the street that do not require their use.

[Goatscrot]

You can buy condoms in pharmacy if you wish or in 7 Eleven. I use Durex Comfort as they are easy to get on and off, extra width, and not too thick. Not every single place has them, but should be available in touristy areas. There is no problem with quality for this brand. I cannot speak to other brands. Do not buy condoms that are ribbed or pimpled. Girls do not like it.

I don't like to rely on girls to supply a condom, as she may have one that does not suit.

I prefer to bring Ritex Gel from overseas as most of the local gels are not as good in my opinion. Too sticky, however most will be using KY or Durex Play.

I like the Durex Comfort as well. Getting harder to find though. Used to be in all 7-11's, but now most don't seem to have them. The smaller Durex just strangle the shaft almost making it painful when coming. If I went to the states more often I would bring bone bags back with me.

The Okomoto. 03's are available here. Boots has the larger size as well. They are a bit more expensive than Durex but are quite good. Try 'them out if you have not already.

[Goatscrot]

Just ask some experienced black women. They can attest that its a misconception that average black men are so big. Its just a small percentage that are extra large, same as for whites. It is generally agreed that East Asians are smaller on average (but not always). Thais do not have the reputation as the smallest though.

Having a large dick is a disadvantage in Thailand unless you happen to be with a particularly loose woman. Guys too well hung will get more knockbacks, and also more bad sessions where girls legs will seize up because they are scared. Girls will complain of pain quicker too.

Size 49 condoms are not for just Chinese and Japanese. That is silly. Every nationality has a lot of variations.

But there is an average size per country.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ave...-chart/718225/

[Syzygies]

Just wondering what the quality of condoms you buy there. The pharmacy is the place to buy in BKK, I presume. I plan to bring many, just never know if you need more.

You can buy condoms in pharmacy if you wish or in 7 Eleven. I use Durex Comfort as they are easy to get on and off, extra width, and not too thick. Not every single place has them, but should be available in touristy areas. There is no problem with quality for this brand. I cannot speak to other brands. Do not buy condoms that are ribbed or pimpled. Girls do not like it.

I don't like to rely on girls to supply a condom, as she may have one that does not suit.

I prefer to bring Ritex Gel from overseas as most of the local gels are not as good in my opinion. Too sticky, however most will be using KY or Durex Play.