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[Allover]

I'm really looking for that "slap you across the face moment" for my buddies and would like to find the best location to have them walk into a room with dozens of beautiful ladies for the picking. This has to happen at least once, then I'll let them fend for themselves.

1) Darling 1 Massage Macau.

2) Ipanema Singapore Orchard Towers.

I think we're all looking for this type of venue. Today I would rate Darling 1 Massage in Macau as Number 1. You walk in and there they are. Lots of good looking girls lined up for your choosing. The girls are grouped by their nationality. Thais, Viets, Chinese, Superstars from different countries, etc. Some high end BKK fishbowls were like this but the BKK fishbowls have declined in terms of good lookers. Freelance bars, even those loaded with pretty girls, just don't have the same effect as a fishbowl loaded with phenominal talent. In the bars you have to compete with others for the top talent, buy drinks, etc. In fishbowls you choose and point. My favorite freelancer bar is Ipanema in Singapore. Darling, Ipanema and Singapore in general offers the luxury of girls from different countries. I hear Beach Club in Kuala Lumpur is good but I've never been there. Chesterfields in Moscow was also a great one but it's gone downhill.

Any other nominations?

[Fast Eddie 48]

Hi all,

Just a General question which may be placed best in this part of the forum:

Having 4-6 weeks vacation in October / November and also having a rental car during this time, is it still good to go to Thailand during the rain season?

I'm not looking for beach vacation in an AI Hotel or diving or similar (also not planned to stay 6 weeks in Pattaya)

I just want to drive through parts of the Country without big planning before and picking up nice Thai Girls here and / or there.

But I prefer FlipFlops instead of fisherman's boots. Another Option would be somewhere else in Asis or going to the Caribbean (Cuba, DomRep.)

Thanks for an answer, also knowing that nobody can predict the exact weather during Oct / Nov.

Hotzo

To Hotzo,

The first part of OCT have heavy rain a lot of flooding in Bangkok, if you go end of OCT is ok and NOV weather is good cooler weather not as humid you might want to visit other country in SE Asia if you have 4-6 week 2 week in Thailand enough try Malayasia or Indoenasia for a few weeks.

Fast Eddie 48

[Hotzo]

Hi all,

Just a General question which may be placed best in this part of the forum:

Having 4-6 weeks vacation in October / November and also having a rental car during this time, is it still good to go to Thailand during the rain season?

I'm not looking for beach vacation in an AI Hotel or diving or similar (also not planned to stay 6 weeks in Pattaya)

I just want to drive through parts of the Country without big planning before and picking up nice Thai Girls here and / or there.

But I prefer FlipFlops instead of fisherman's boots. Another Option would be somewhere else in Asis or going to the Caribbean (Cuba, DomRep.)

Thanks for an answer, also knowing that nobody can predict the exact weather during Oct / Nov.

Hotzo

[PinkPearl]

There has been a few old posts talking about AEON ATM's now charging the Thai 150 bt fee.

Having got back in country and staying in BKK for a while before going to Pattaya and than Up country, I used the AEON ATM in Terminal 21 Mall Thursday 26 June. There is NO 150 bt fee.

For some reason my bank was closed on Monday. I noticed a few other businesses closed that would normally be open. Was able to buy booze in the market as usual with no signs about any holiday.

As regards fees, on Tuesday in BKK I used a different foreign bank card than I usually do. For the first time ever was charged a fee of 180 baht for a withdrawal. Withdrawal was 5 figures, in baht. With the card I usually use there the fee is 150 baht, though I wonder if it, too, will be 180 next time I use it.

On another subject, these TGs sure look younger than their age. Saw one in a store the other day who claimed to be in her mid 20's but didn't look a day over 15. Tons of young hot girls walking around in the daytime in the vicinity of NEP, at MBK etc.

[Tony Hoeprano]

Theres so many that could and should be deleted, think Dante2, PinkPearl, ChochaMonger and a few more of lifes totally useless specimens.

Funny you mention the Dante2 clown. I read on another forum, this dirtbag is so cheap, rather than going to a doctor to remove his genital warts, he's self-mutilating his penis to make them go away, and is left with scabs all over his junk. No doubt he'll be spreading his funk around Angeles City or wherever he may be in the PI

[Sir Lancelot]

I really enjoyed your informative post and I've had fun in Jakarta on the few times I've been there, but one must know where to go and I think this post provides that

Information with one correct. The "X" on the houses only means that the house or business is an X-tension, as in added on to a previous address. This is a common error and one that could lead to you being a little more embarrassed than you'd like to be. I know I live here in Bali now, but am moving to CM Thailand in a few weeks.

When I compiled the map of X-houses I walked in to each place to confirm. Most places were 'pizza delivery' as it was low-season when I visited but there were always a couple of guys on bikes asking 'girl? '. The main x-houses (with something akin to a fishbowl) were down a bumpy track to the left of Circle K on Jalan Danau Poso.

[Jijjy]

I really enjoyed your informative post and I've had fun in Jakarta on the few times I've been there, but one must know where to go and I think this post provides that

Information with one correct. The "X" on the houses only means that the house or business is an X-tension, as in added on to a previous address. This is a common error and one that could lead to you being a little more embarrassed than you'd like to be. I know I live here in Bali now, but am moving to CM Thailand in a few weeks.

- jf.

8. The X-houses of Sanur, Bali. It's a sleepy beach town in which lots of buildings have a red X on the side. This means they have girls. It's like a treasure hunt walking around trying to find them (I made a map which is in my diary). There are some really pretty girls and it is extremely cheap. Bear in mind that the rooms are like saunas though.

[Jgm005]

There has been a few old posts talking about AEON ATM's now charging the Thai 150 bt fee.

Having got back in country and staying in BKK for a while before going to Pattaya and than Up country, I used the AEON ATM in Terminal 21 Mall Thursday 26 June. There is NO 150 bt fee.

[Run Mann]

Yes and not just in Udon Thani all over the Northeast.

This is good news for hots.

Not so, even if this works out, your hot chicks will still be there Hots.

[Paul Kausch]

It's been a couple years since my last visit to the LOS. I have three weeks to burn this trip and I'm bringing some BKK virgins. Really is nothing better than seeing the newbie get their cherry popped in Asia. Anyway, here's the itinerary which based on any input here, is subject to change at any time. First, we'll be arriving in Singapore and using this location as our hub. Considering about $35 will get you to BKK, Vietnam, Jakarta among many others, we are planning to see as much as we can. I'm really looking for that "slap you across the face moment" for my buddies and would like to find the best location to have them walk into a room with dozens of beautiful ladies for the picking. This has to happen at least once, then I'll let them fend for themselves...

The following are personal opinions.

I think Bangkok and Jakarta are your best bets. Read the posts on the Bangkok threads and you'll pick up a plethora of useful information.

I had many long stays (a few months at a time) in Indonesia over a period of several years ending about five years ago. I think Jakarta is under appreciated as a mongering destination. Don't let the fact that Indonesia is a Muslim country deter you. Read the Jakarta thread in the forum and you'll find a lot of good information. A good place to start your mongering is Block M. In general I found the Indonesian ladies to be sweeter and better looking than the Thai ladies.

None the less, overall I much prefer Bangkok. It is less unattractive than Jakarta; the mongering grounds are easier to negotiate. You can procure women in the gogo bars, nightclubs, beer bars and off the streets and in some surprising places. On my last stay I fucked the maid who cleaned my room. You can go to the massage parlors. Either soapy or oily; and you can book an escort.

In Jakarta you're going to be picking up freelancers in clubs and bars for the most part.

[LittleBigMan]

I think you might find she "tolerates" it so you keep paying for your 40 minutes of fun, including two showers and travel time. Hilarious response and very predictable, I quote one of your posts and you get all defensive then start having a go at me, love it. You already admitted you were wrong to make statements about Pattaya having never been there and then you go and do the same thing again. If nothing else you are absolutely unique H. For the record I don't believe the post saying you keep a blow up doll and a vibrator under your bed. If you have the internet there is no need to.

Regards.

BJ

The operative word used is Attempt, the Internet gets you only so far? Using your hand in front of the net gets old and having a blow up doll is cheap and as close as he is going to get.

[Sir Lancelot]

I'm really looking for that "slap you across the face moment" for my buddies and would like to find the best location to have them walk into a room with dozens of beautiful ladies for the picking. I've been following Sir Lancelot's posts for the past month and he mentioned Jakarta as being a great, unspoiled monger location. Can anyone with recent experience confirm and recommend anything?

Hi, I hope my diary proved useful. I think it's a great question asking for a 'slap you across the face' venue to really wow your friends.

Jakarta I would rate as one of the most under-rated sex destinations in Asia. It's extraordinarily cheap and there are lots of very pretty girls. If you go there you must visit Hotel Classic. They have some very pretty girls. I have attached a pic of an 18 year old big-boobed girl I went with for 275,000 rupiah. You can also have threesomes there for 400,000 rupiah which is about £30 off the top of my head = 1500 baht. Jakarta has various venues like this (Hotel Travel is another) , the Blok M bars have lots of freelancers, there are soapy massages at Kartika, there is a nightclub with rooms on the premises called Stadium and then there are the Pen J brothels. It's a really exciting and diverse scene with pretty girls available for cheap prices. Send me an message with your email address and I'll email you my Indonesian diary.

In terms of other 'slap you across the face' venues, here are few more that might interest you (I'd love to hear other suggestions from other people too) :

1. If your friends are Bangkok virgins, you owe it to them to take them to Nana Plaza one night. Rainbow 4 is the crème de la crème but Mandarin and Billboard have some nice girls too.

2. Next night, take them to Soi Cowboy. The must-visits here are Shark, Tilac and Baccara. The latter probably has the prettiest girls but they can be a bit like zombies early in the night, so maybe visit after 9pm. There is another dance floor upstairs with topless girls.

3. Nataree massage parlour. Although I love massage parlours, I confess that I've only been to two in Bangkok. But Nataree has LOTS of very pretty girls and I suspect that moment when you first walk in with your friends, their jaws will drop to the floor.

Other non-Bangkok suggestions:

4. You should take your friends to a place that offers 'soapy massages' (body to body on an inflatable mattress). I can remember having my first and it was the most pleasurable sensation I'd ever had. Your friends will definitely thank you. Strangely not many places offer it in Bangkok but lots of places offer it in Pattaya (I. E Sabai Dee, Honey 1, Honey 2 etc). As I said earlier, I'm not an expert at all about the BKK massage scene but I'm sure there is lots of good info on the Bangkok massage threads.

5. Walking Street in Pattaya will be a real eye-opener for your friends. It has lots of great gogo bars, beer bars and nightclubs and is probably the best place to people-watch in Asia.

6. Soi 6 in Pattaya. If your friends like something a bit more seedy, soi 6 is the place. It's a street in Pattaya containing lots of bars where you can very cheaply take a girl upstairs and fuck her on the premises. There tend not to be many beauty queens but every now and then you can find a young cutie.

Non-Thailand suggestions (you'll have to excuse me as I don't know your exact itinerary) :

7. A threesome at Le Cyrcee in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Young girls, cheap prices, what could be better?

8. The X-houses of Sanur, Bali. It's a sleepy beach town in which lots of buildings have a red X on the side. This means they have girls. It's like a treasure hunt walking around trying to find them (I made a map which is in my diary). There are some really pretty girls and it is extremely cheap. Bear in mind that the rooms are like saunas though.

9. Fields Avenue in Angeles, Philippines. This might worthy of consideration for your trip. The gogo bars in Angeles are bigger, better and cheaper than those in Bangkok or Pattaya. The bar-fine system is also very different as it's just a one-off payment to the club and the girl will stay long-time with you. Atlantis, Carousel, Typhoon and Insomnia are my favourite bars but there are many to choose from.

10. Manila Bay Café in Manila, Philippines. This is probably the best freelance venue in Asia I think (I'd love to know if anyone thinks differently). It's a big bar with women outnumbering men by at least 6 to 1. All eyes will be on you and your friends. It can be like a bear-pit at times but there are some extremely pretty girls to be found. I've attached a photo of a girl I took from there for long-time.

11. I was only going to make this a top ten but I've got to add one more since you sound keen on Indonesia. In east Java there is a city called Surubaya. It used to house one of the biggest red light districts in Asia. It is much smaller these days but is still worth visiting. It's called the 'Dolly brothels'. You walk down a street and can see in to dozens of show-rooms where there are girls sat on couches. You have to search hard for a good-looker but they can be found. The unique thing is that you take the girl to their very own room so you will be having sex with them surrounded by their posters, stuffed toys and possessions (see pic).

I hope some of this is useful. Like I say, send me a private message and I'll email you my Indonesia diary from a few years ago.

Lance

[MajorPyle]

It's been a couple years since my last visit to the LOS. I have three weeks to burn this trip and I'm bringing some BKK virgins. Really is nothing better than seeing the newbie get their cherry popped in Asia. Anyway, here's the itinerary which based on any input here, is subject to change at any time. First, we'll be arriving in Singapore and using this location as our hub. Considering about $35 will get you to BKK, Vietnam, Jakarta among many others, we are planning to see as much as we can. I'm really looking for that "slap you across the face moment" for my buddies and would like to find the best location to have them walk into a room with dozens of beautiful ladies for the picking. This has to happen at least once, then I'll let them fend for themselves. I've been following Sir Lancelot's posts for the past month and he mentioned Jakarta as being a great, unspoiled monger location. Can anyone with recent experience confirm and recommend anything? I have no problem with freelancers, but an occasional barfine is ok too. We plan to rent motorcycles and cruise the coast of Thailand and Malaysia plus Vietnam if we can arrange visa's while in BKK. I was in Penang last year and had a very nice time with the freelancers and massage ladies, but the cost was quite a bit more than any trip I'd taken to BKK. Any suggestions will be most appreciated. I will be updating our activity throughout the trip.

[Dr BJ]

She quite likes it. Not all the way in though. You try sticking something up a hot Rainbow girls asshole. It just isn't allowed.

Any one want to experience Pattaya in downtown BKK Just take a stroll down the lane where Dr bjs 2 places are. LOL. Reasonable facsimile of everything especially the qulaity of girl you will find.

Even a Russian or Uzbek is known to work that lane.

Add in a few seasoned Beergarden hags to the mix of Dr Bjs girls and instant Pattaya.

I think you might find she "tolerates" it so you keep paying for your 40 minutes of fun, including two showers and travel time. Hilarious response and very predictable, I quote one of your posts and you get all defensive then start having a go at me, love it. You already admitted you were wrong to make statements about Pattaya having never been there and then you go and do the same thing again. If nothing else you are absolutely unique H. For the record I don't believe the post saying you keep a blow up doll and a vibrator under your bed. If you have the internet there is no need to.

Regards,

BJ

[LittleBigMan]

If only that were so. Theres so many that could and should be deleted, think Dante2, PinkPearl, ChochaMonger and a few more of lifes totally useless specimens. But they just reincarnate themselves with a new name and come back spreading more of their written disease.

Banning, without going into the conversation again it all started a few years ago after a guy got banned. Thereafter it seems this got a little gun shy for the moderator? IMHO?

But haven't you figure it out yet? This guy is just a kid, researching the site and places on the Internet from his lock room while dinner is being prepared. Harold! What are you doing in your room? Your dad is going to be home soon!

He had accumulated over a thousand post of those thousand it is just responding to other posters experience with stupid remarks and has selected a few places like Rainbow 4, luckily not too many Rainbows otherwise he would get lost. And of those thousand of post they are 99% negative and that is being conservative and always uses LOL, a teenager at best with pimples and haven't even touch the clothes of a girl in his life and most likely has a blow up doll and a vibrator under his mattress. His mommy must really love him to be having to clean those sheets of his?

Harold what you doing in your room? The Internet can be a wonderful thing for some people who can't get the real thing.