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[Orange Crust]

Can I suggest something else? If you are serious about this, you should make it a mutual project. That while YOU are learning Thai, you should offer to put her through a course in English at the same time. If she cares enough about you to take the course and put her work in, while you are footing the bill, you probably have a reasonable basis for making the sort of full-on commitment that this involves. If, however, she DOESN'T want to learn English even on your dime, to be with you. Then that should raise as many red flags as it needs to in order to keep you from making a major life-commitment towards someone who doesn't feel anywhere near the same way about you. Not to mention the fact that interacting intensively with someone else who's fluent in the language that each of you is trying to learn should actually make it easier for both of you to actually learn each other's language.

I have had a tough time too in all languages. Some things that may helped:

MBK mall has tonnes of pirated software available. I'm pretty sure I saw Rosetta Stone learning Thai available for a 100 bt. That and for about 3000 bt you can get a hand held translator at Big C. They are kind of useless but are worth a few laughs.

If you have an iPhone or iPod, they are tonnes of language lessons available for free at iTunes.

YouTube has lessons too.

Just a few tools that you may not have thought about.

[Member #2041]

Now we will all know the truth. When a Thai girls complains about how big it is, is she telling porkies, sweet mouthing, or just an honest excitement / fear.

In MY case, I am sure they are being honest.

[Member #2041]

Hi guys,

I have't been posting for some time, even though I made my usual yearly trip to SEA in February / March.

The reason is, that there is little I want to report on.

Partly due to a lack of notable events, but mainly, because I have gotten myself into a "stable relationship", which, to me, is emotionally much more satisfying than screwing around like I used to do in the past, but at the same time unsuitable for reporting the many many very juicy but very intimate details.

To make the long story short, I have grown extremely fond of a Thai lady of 42, some 5 yrs younger than my daughter and hot as hell (both of them). I mention this, because it is only my obviously advanced age, that has prevented me from becoming totally infatuated with my MILF.

I know all about the "sick buffallo","sich grandmother" and other scams, which many TGFs pull on the Western boyfriends.

I have made this very clear to my TGF from the start, that, while being very generous when we are together, I will never, ever send her money when we are apart.

So far, at least, it has worked and I am very much looking forward to being with her again next year.

We have, however, one serious problem:

She speaks just about zero English and I speak even less Thai. Which makes communicating even the simplest things very tedious. At my age, spending all day in bed with my lady is no longer an option and even then, I like to tell her how good she is and how much she pleases me.

I am fluent in 4 European languages and can get along quite well in at least 5 more, so learning a new language was never a problem for me, but with Thai, I don't even know where to start!

So here is my question: How did you learn Thai? Or What is a practicable way to learn Thai?

Can I suggest something else? If you are serious about this, you should make it a mutual project. That while YOU are learning Thai, you should offer to put her through a course in English at the same time. If she cares enough about you to take the course and put her work in, while you are footing the bill, you probably have a reasonable basis for making the sort of full-on commitment that this involves. If, however, she DOESN'T want to learn English even on your dime, to be with you. Then that should raise as many red flags as it needs to in order to keep you from making a major life-commitment towards someone who doesn't feel anywhere near the same way about you. Not to mention the fact that interacting intensively with someone else who's fluent in the language that each of you is trying to learn should actually make it easier for both of you to actually learn each other's language.

[Member #4698]

Hi guys,

We have, however, one serious problem:

She speaks just about zero English and I speak even less Thai. Which makes communicating even the simplest things very tedious. At my age, spending all day in bed with my lady is no longer an option and even then, I like to tell her how good she is and how much she pleases me.

I am fluent in 4 European languages and can get along quite well in at least 5 more, so learning a new language was never a problem for me, but with Thai, I don't even know where to start!

So here is my question: How did you learn Thai? Or What is a practicable way to learn Thai?

If you are serious about being fluent in Thai then you want the full immersion method. There is no other way to do it well. Line up a good school over the internet and begin your studies as soon as you return to Bangkok. It will take a couple months to get proficient and it won't be easy. Rosetta Stone doesn't work although it might help you with the basics in your case with your GF by your side to guide you every step of the way.

Of course the easy way to solve your problem is to send your GF to school to learn English.

[Mouse1]

I heard that the Free Visa on Arrival at Thailand being offered to visitors from some countries have been withdrawn completely?

I am given to understand that a fees has been imposed of 1500 bahts?

Anyone updated on this?

Took me less time to Google the answer on my iPad whilst sitting in a Bangalore restaurant than it took you to post the question.

[Daddy San]

Hi guys,

I have't been posting for some time, even though I made my usual yearly trip to SEA in February / March.

The reason is, that there is little I want to report on.

Partly due to a lack of notable events, but mainly, because I have gotten myself into a "stable relationship", which, to me, is emotionally much more satisfying than screwing around like I used to do in the past, but at the same time unsuitable for reporting the many many very juicy but very intimate details.

To make the long story short, I have grown extremely fond of a Thai lady of 42, some 5 yrs younger than my daughter and hot as hell (both of them). I mention this, because it is only my obviously advanced age, that has prevented me from becoming totally infatuated with my MILF.

I know all about the "sick buffallo","sich grandmother" and other scams, which many TGFs pull on the Western boyfriends.

I have made this very clear to my TGF from the start, that, while being very generous when we are together, I will never, ever send her money when we are apart.

So far, at least, it has worked and I am very much looking forward to being with her again next year.

We have, however, one serious problem:

She speaks just about zero English and I speak even less Thai. Which makes communicating even the simplest things very tedious. At my age, spending all day in bed with my lady is no longer an option and even then, I like to tell her how good she is and how much she pleases me.

I am fluent in 4 European languages and can get along quite well in at least 5 more, so learning a new language was never a problem for me, but with Thai, I don't even know where to start!

So here is my question: How did you learn Thai? Or What is a practicable way to learn Thai?

[Horny Landoora]

I heard that the Free Visa on Arrival at Thailand being offered to visitors from some countries have been withdrawn completely?

I am given to understand that a fees has been imposed of 1500 bahts?

Anyone updated on this?

[Duniawala]

On the flip side, had experiences where I just couldn't get it in. Seriously. LOL.

Too tight or too small opening. And I am average.

[Fon Tok]

Maybe someone will do a Vagina Volume study next?

I can see it now, "excuse me Miss, but can I ask you a few question about..?"

[Chieftain]

Interesting. I once had a 25 yeard old thai mother of 2 with a cavernous pussy like you say and I really struggled. I repeated with her a few months later and I have to admit that it was a lot more tight, yet too loose for my taste and I'm not on the small size. I asked if she had C-section for her 2 kids and she said yes. So I'm still asking myself if her pussy has always been like that.

[Borat69]

Bangpost quoted this link.

Its official. Korea has the shortest dicks in the world (3. 8 Inches average) closely followed Thailand and India at 4. 0 Inches average. China 4. 2 and Japan a very respectable (relatively) 4. 3 inches. How did that 3-4-5 work? I guess it was three minutes. 4 inches. 5K Baht.

Based on the diagrams, we can assume erect length I think. Congo has the biggest average at just 7. 1 inches which is unexpectedly not so huge. This was a self reported figure rather than measured, so can we trust them? Next comes several South American countries. Averages cover a huge range with Congo's biggest (a small percentage) at around 12 inches (look out Thai girls – serious damage). Koreas shortest were around 4 cm and I wonder if these guys can have sex without it just falling out all the time (I switched to cm to make it appear bigger). Okay for blow-jobs I guess.

For Europe, France came in top (in average length) followed by Czech, Netherlands and Italy. USA average was 5. 1 inches which is surprisingly low given the large black population. Australia came in well down the list (slightly ahead of USA) despite a very significant Asian population pulling down the average.

I now understand why in Thai porno movies, they seriously struggle to find males with dicks big enough to meet the porn industry 'long John' standards.

Now we will all know the truth. When a Thai girls complains about how big it is, is she telling porkies, sweet mouthing, or just an honest excitement / fear. Some Thai girls have excessively short and tight pussies. Is that why they are so popular? Very average sized guys can fill them completely. I can also see that any Thai girl with a cavernous pussy should be looking for a BF from outside of Asia. I would like to see a survey of pussy channel length and internal volume.

I am thinking of changing my handle to 'Congo Dong Joe'. . Just kidding, but I have experienced knock backs from Asian girls after looking at the bulge in my jeans (unaroused state). In truth overseas, some Asian girls prefer to do only Asian customers so that they can get in many in a single day (without much wear and tear) and make big money that way.

Interesting someone collected all this data. Must've been very fascinated with penises.

[Duniawala]

Hello,

I want know if it exist good agencies escorts in Thailand?

If yes thank you give adress please.

Sorry, there are no good escort agencies in BKK. They all suck (pun intended)

[Hatguy]

I don't know this character, but, if I am not mistaken, he says: "Be faithful, I have a crush on you, I fell in love a little [with you]".

Thanks a lot.

Now just to make her back off a bit!

[Azertiefou]

Hello,

I want know if it exist good agencies escorts in Thailand?

If yes thank you give adress please.

[Goyave]

Does anyone know this character? And what does it say in Thai there?

I don't know this character, but, if I am not mistaken, he says: "Be faithful, I have a crush on you, I fell in love a little [with you]".