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[Member #2041]

Gents;
Please read the following for a definition of heaven:

(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper, 4 March)

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:
"And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai"? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile

"Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together"

This strikes me as a waste. I would surely get rid of the second bedroom, perhaps turn it into a home office - especially as he might wake up too tired to deal with the commute in Bangkok.

[Giotto]

SE Asia Joe,

Yep. That's it.


Giotto

[SE Asia Joe]

Gents;
Please read the following for a definition of heaven:

(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper, 4 March)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous
twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in a pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

"When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it
was darned impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide, which one of them to chat up....!"
He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, "I love you and want to marry you BOTH"'

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along,
that they wished to marry the same man!

"It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported
our mutual love for the one man" the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:-
"And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai"? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile

"Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together"

Ms Sirintara finally told the press,
"When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.
Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man - he neither smokes nor drinks!"

[Allover]

I think the real answer to your question is Brazil. But of the three places you mention, Thailand is No. 1. The number of available women is beyond belief, even more than The Phillipines. Indonesia is very good but you have to work a little harder to find the girls. I've had great times in Jakarta and Batam but they don't compare to BKK or Pattaya.

Having a wild uninhibited sexual experience is possible in all three. Knowing which girl to pick is the key no matter what country you visit. Even an experienced monger occasionally chooses the wrong girl.

[Cerberus Hell]

you can go to the eden club and get this if you wish. i do think this is gross has hell though.

there is no rep001 play at either eden or the hell club.

cerberus

[Cerberus Hell]

neither the eden club in bangkok nor the hell club in pattaya offer "rep001" play.

cerberus (owner of the hell club)

[Piper1]

AR - now I see why you've been so quiet here recently - you've started your own site. I came across it (oops, sorry) by accident last night. Looks good.

Had a bunch of PMs asking about AR+'s site. My proxy server is to slow to answer them all. As his "sexpat" site has commercial links, best not to give the site address on open forum. I like his cynical and witty comments about the corporate world, linked to wicked sex thoughts. I can relate. He's the triple-x version of Dilbert.

[Piper1]

AR - now I see why you've been so quiet here recently - you've started your own site. I came across it (oops, sorry) by accident last night. Looks good.

[GoodTimes2]

I'm not sure where to post this question, so I will post it here and also on the Thai and Phils threads as well so I can get the maximum answers/viewpoints. I hope the moderator will allow this.

My scenario and question is this. .

I have not been to either Indonesia or Thailand (only to the Phils), but have read many threads on this and other message boards. From what I have read, Thailand seems the best all around place. The Thai women seem more fit (generally) and it appears they are more willing to do threesomes and other such episodes then their Filipina counterparts. The Filipinas seem to be generally less fit with small bellies and do not seem eager to engage in threesomes or any other out of the ordinary episode if you know what I mean. The Indonesian women's looks are not the most appealing to me and it appears mongering there might be a little more challenging then either the Phils or Thailand, but I have noticed in the trip reports and pictures that the the Indonesian women seem a lot wilder. I have seen more toys and threesomes in the Indonesia photo galleries then in any of the others. More anal and other such episodes in the Indonesia area.

The looks of the women is important to me, however, the willingness and general sexual energy of the women is most important.

So my question is, which destination offers the wildest and most sexually willing women?

I also have one more question on Indonesia. The pictures of the Jakarta women show unshaved women where as the Batam women seem shaved. What are the general differences in the women from Batam and Jakarta? What can I expect if I go to either location?

The main reason why I pose this question is I do not get to go on these trips often. When I do go, I spend valuable vacation time and more then a few grand of my cash. I don't want to waste any time and want to maximize my experience. Hopefully, I will receive some insightful information so I can make my decision.

[Phantomtiger2]

hi,

did someone have am ready done rep001 or [CodeWord140] on girl in thailand?

what is the price and does she accept this kind of services?

although i'm not really sure if they offer that type of service but eden club in bkk may be your best option.


pt

[Streetlooker]

You can go to the EDEN club and get this if you wish. I do think this is gross has hell though.

[Retired Army]

hi,

did someone have am ready done rep001 or [CodeWord140] on girl in thailand?

what is the price and does she accept this kind of services?

what kind of a sick person are you?

[NicFrenchy]

hi,

did someone have am ready done rep001 or [CodeWord140] on girl in thailand?

do you mean "already done"?

i'm sure you can have that done, but not my thing at all.

[Sroyal]

hi,

did someone have am ready done rep001 or [CodeWord140] on girl in thailand?

what is the price and does she accept this kind of services?

[Member #2041]

Actually it is not at all difficult to find a cheap hotel in any town. Just remember the words 'rung-ram', which I think means hotel, and tell it to the taxi driver. You can also say 'mai-pang' which means cheap.

Alternatively, simply walk around the area near the train station. There should be several old cheap hotels. In towns without a train service it is a little more difficult, but near the bus station can work. Always try to stay smack in the middle of town. A side benefit of the cheapest hotels is they are often home to the streetwalkers and other low-end sex workers.

I have never found a hotel to be full outside the tourist areas of Thailand, except in Udon Thani (though I suppose technically that is now a tourist area).

I never said it was difficult to find cheap hotels without knowing one's way around the places one was looking and actually being there. I said it was difficult to find GOOD cheap hotels. I don't generally think that the fact that streetwalkers frequent a hotel makes it good, even if we are looking for streetwalkers. In general, I prefer to spend time with them a bit removed from their own element.