Pattaya Reports

[Christian G]

Their site says 1500 to Bangkok. My apologies is my post was not clear. I should have said Bangkok Sukhumvit and not BKK. I pay 1000 to Suvarnabhumi with excellent service.

Bangkok city. Pattaya 1200 baht http://www.pttaxiservice.com/ they are a bit slow to answer, so better to booking your taxi a few days in advance.

[Goatscrot]

There are few things more sad and pathetic than a monger who thinks prostitutes in Pattaya respond to him because of his good looks and charms.

You can extend that sentiment to mongers worldwide.

[MrManGuy]

I went on my first trip last Sept. I didn't have any issues with neither of these. Didn't have any luck on Soi 6 in regards to these services. For 1 k might be impossible. I experienced these services multiple times from gogos. No extra charge. Well the extra charge came when I had to visit Med Express on my return. Nothing permanent luckily. I'm a younger guy so went after younger ladies. This is where I had luck. Older ladies always requested cover. Had the most success from the mill and sister gogo Anna. Bit pricey though.

Interesting. I'll have a look at that. All I can say is Soi6 has treated me well. I much prefer the GoGo bars myself, much better quality ladies.

[MrManGuy]

And you posted this about yourself:

" I'm ugly and stink like shit, but I wash up. ".

No wonder!

There are few things more sad and pathetic than a monger who thinks prostitutes in Pattaya respond to him because of his good looks and charms.

[GogoGuyz]

48 hours a few days ago and with so many options you need a plan to maximize pleasure. But with this hobby you need a plan A and a plan be if you don't catch the right pussy at first. The fun is in the searching for those hidden gems that excite. Arrive BKK late morning and straight to Pattaya by taxi. From recent prior trips I kept in contact with a girl. Classy and different now at Ninja LK Metro. Arranged to meet upon check in at the hotel and she didn't disappoint as usual. As the girl knows me, she is very relaxed and all over me and a real GFE. Then having broken the score, took her out for a GFE afternoon. Walked down Soi 6 but nothing caught my eye; then Hooters for pre evening drink. Made my excuse about meeting a friend and said bye to my banker plan A. Then LK Metro and Walking Street on the hunt in various gogo bars. I intended to see another girl I kept in contact with but I was on the hunt and looking out for girls to book for mid afternoon fun next day. Entered Annabelles where the girl I keep contact with works and oops she seems bit drunk and then tells me she can only do short time! Ok better than nothing but I know this girl is super popular. On the taxi bike back to hotel for ST but she was too drunk so just in out shake it all about and finish quickly. Ok so that was Plan A gone a bit wrong as I intended to spend night with her. No problem as it is still only 1 am so back with her to WS and she went back to her bar and I go on the hunt again. About 2 am entered the Beach Club in WS and yes this place seems to have girls that are having fun and catching the customers eyes unlike many bars where the girls are staring in the distance. A real friendly girl approaches and yup this looks like fun. Off I go with her but instructed her I wanted another for a threesome. Wow she took her job seriously and went with me from bar to bar really searching for another girl to join us and kept making suggestions and laughing. Eventually picked no 2 from Bliss. LT for both. So by his time after hours of drinking decided to eat food with them chat and then best to crash and have a few hours sleep. Banging two girls when so tired and half drunk not great. Best to rest and fire up for the morning. And that's what happened. Woke up and my cock is rock hard and ready to go. Some girls can be in a rush to get away in the morning but these two took their job seriously and let me fuck them both non stop until I couldn't fuck any more. Ok so 24 hours down. Score 4 girls. 24 hours left. English pub in Soi 6 for all day breakfast. Rested and fed. Ready for action. Few drinks in Soi 6 until 4 pm then headed to the Den a Gentlemens club; same owners as Touch gogo in LK. 5-6 girls all average. Ok so a fellow member recommended Kinaree but is 15 minutes away but what the hell lets try and I was not disappointed. Really busy with great atmosphere. Plenty of customers and girls. Spotted my target and bought her a drink. Short time in the back room ok. Back to LK for 7 pm bar opening. Plan A was to meet the regular contact girl from Ninja later to end the trip. But time for one more. Decided to go for a young girl from Paradise gogo. Back to hotel and down to short term business. Back on the taxi bike with her to LK then relaxed a bit then into Ninja. My girl was there waiting for me. Pale blue tiny bikini. DFK and even had my seat reserved. I didn't mind buying her and a few friends drinks and just chilling till 1. 30 pm. Then bar hopped with her a bit in LK. Went to the Office gogo and fuck me there was a real turn on stunner on stage. A smiler with great dance moves. My girl doesn't like threesomes so just watching. Saw her go out and catch a guy outside. Young athletic guy. She had the looks and ability to catch her target guy and sure enough he bar fined her. Then with my girl we went to Crystal gogo. Told my girl hey that girl there dancing is very sexy and she said yes she's my cousin LOL!! So just chilling having drinks with her and her cousin. My girl laughing as she knew I fancied her cousin also. Back on taxi bike at closing time with my girl. This girl really turned me on with her attitude and GFE. Fucked her until fell asleep. Woke up mid morning and fucked her again. Then she saw me to the taxi to BKK. So 48 hours. 6 girls and great fun. Pity I didn't see the gems in the Office and Crystal in LK on the first night LOL. But backs up my theory arrive early in the bars and always keep hunting for those gems. I love the fun of hunting in the gogo bars. I don't know why they don't tell the girls to try and get eye contact with the guys when they come into the bars. For most of us that's a real turn on. Until next time.

[Banana Boi]

Nam's taxi is 1200. All lady drivers. She had things set up perfect. Even the Super Rich stop at no extra charge. Very responsive to contact.

Their site says 1500 to Bangkok. My apologies is my post was not clear. I should have said Bangkok Sukhumvit and not BKK. I pay 1000 to Suvarnabhumi with excellent service.

[ThatGuy68]

I went on my first trip last Sept. I didn't have any issues with neither of these. Didn't have any luck on Soi 6 in regards to these services. For 1 k might be impossible. I experienced these services multiple times from gogos. No extra charge. Well the extra charge came when I had to visit Med Express on my return. Nothing permanent luckily. I'm a younger guy so went after younger ladies. This is where I had luck. Older ladies always requested cover. Had the most success from the mill and sister gogo Anna. Bit pricey though.

[ThatGuy68]

I'm pretty happy with my taxi service Pattaya to / from suvarnabhumi for 1000 baht but I do need taxi service often Pattaya to / from BKK. Anyone with a good recommendation around 1200-1300 including tolls?

Nam's taxi is 1200. All lady drivers. She had things set up perfect. Even the Super Rich stop at no extra charge. Very responsive to contact.

[Haven123]

We have long established that you only fuck ugly chicks. Which is fine. Enjoy.

And you posted this about yourself:

" I'm ugly and stink like shit, but I wash up. ".

No wonder!

[StreightUp]

Hit Walking Street 2 nights ago and again tonight. Talent has been very weak and definitely much fewer girls than normal in the gogo bars. I came home at 1 am due to frustration both nights so that should say it all. I know many of my girls left for home before Christmas and appears all others have followed suit. Walking Street is packed full of tourists but none actually go in to the bars.

It appears Mandarin agogo has shut down. I didn't read the sign on the door but it wasn't open the other night or tonight. My favorite Mandarin girl was at Infinity.

There was an Indian guy throwing out the 20's at one of the bars. Lots of them. Gogo bars need to learn not to judge a book by its cover.

Any chance many of the girls would have been taken ST or LT before you arrived by the excessive amount of guys aka competition? Just a thought.

I'm headed there on the 19th of Jan hoping the majority of male Christmas tourists will have left town by then.

[MrManGuy]

LOL. I guess this shit will never end. If it happened for you then it was because your girl was ugly; if it didn't happen for me it was because she was a beauty queen. YMMV regardless of how the girl looks.

We have long established that you only fuck ugly chicks. Which is fine. Enjoy.

[EihTooms]

LOL. I guess this shit will never end. If it happened for you then it was because your girl was ugly; if it didn't happen for me it was because she was a beauty queen. YMMV regardless of how the girl looks.

LOL. Then there is my take on it; if it isn't happening for either one of us with very good looking girls, we are probably in Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

FL, please clear your inbox. Tried PM'ing you some destinations to take a girl.

Happy Holidays to you and your virgin too.

[FL Hawk]

Time really seems to be dragging. I was in LOS 2 months ago, but it seems like 4 months.

Just a few updates since then:

The Trophy Wife is still in contact with me. I guess she is having difficulty finding a rich guy, so she is keeping in touch. Not that I am all that rich (I retired with a nice nest egg, but I am not about to blow it on a woman when I have two kids I adore and who I WILL provide for before any woman), but she made clear she wants the good life and to be able to take care of her mother, aunt and younger sister. Unfortunately for her, her looks are starting to fade as she approaches 40 and her time in the sun is starting to show on her skin. But she is a basically a good girl and has her limits on what she will do. I get tempted, but I am not really inclined to take her on a trip nor support her family. To her credit, she seems content with the occasional text and she is acting simply as a friend.

The girl I met while running away from that strange women on Soi 8 saying she loved me is still texting me as well. Older, pretty for her age, and a GFE pretty much, stopped writing for a while, but recently started. I had almost forgot who she was. I will probably see her again when I return. Not a young hot spinner anymore, but she gave a good, relaxed performance you get from a more mature woman. She is not talking of sex or asking when I will return, so I think she actually likes me, though if I see her again I am sure I will have to pay! But I am sure I can get her off the clock and she will again spend the night. She has been the only provider that I actually enjoyed spending the night with.

The younger woman who showed me around town and had dinner with me and bought me a massage continued to exchange texts with me, but she rarely initiated anything and her responses were often just images. I was deciding she was simply too young for me and that she obviously was not really feeling it with me, but one day I discovered she had canceled her Line account with me. So, boom, it was over. There was no clue she was about to do that, but she is now out of my life, and that is probably for the best. She was not a hooker by any means, and me being so much older would obviously give such a young, professional woman problems, but I had thought she would have told me that while she liked me, I was simply too old for her and being with me would be bad for her career. Oh well. I was getting close to ending it, so her action saved me from having to do that. I was bummed for a about a day, but it was for the best.

The Thai GF continues to text everyday. She is such a sweetheart. This is a woman any normal, sane man would want to marry. She cooks, she cleans, she is smart, she is not after money, and she is becoming like a hooker in bed. (And I have no doubts I took her virginity. She simply wants to please me and we have talked about this for several years, and she was curious about doing these things and she was trying everything out, including swallowing my man gravy.) I am going to have to make a decision about her in 2018, though. I hope my sexual issues with her will be resolved by her V loosening up a bit. I have convincing myself that my problems coming with her were simply her V being so very tight. We guys like to talk about a tight V, but they can be toooo tight I think. Part of the tightness may be due to her being tense as there was still some pain, so I am hoping that the next time we are together things will be better.

Anyway, I can't wait to return to Thailand. It won't be until late April, though, but I am already making plans. Typically I take the GF to Phuket, but we have been there 3 times now so I am ready to go somewhere else. We did spend a few days in Chiang Mai once, but not sure I really want to go back there. Anyone have any suggestions where else to go out of the country? We did go to Singapore for a day, but not sure I want to go back there. Viet Nam perhaps? Cambodia? I would be looking for places to photograph that is not more than a few hours by air. Neither of us are into the nightlife.

Thanks, and I would like to wish all fellow mongerors a great New Year's! Special wishes to Mr T and BB. May the girls be beautiful and the fees be cheap.

[Mr Enternational]

Maybe I'm just a handsum man, but I doubt it. Sometimes luck comes into it.

LOL. I guess this shit will never end. If it happened for you then it was because your girl was ugly; if it didn't happen for me it was because she was a beauty queen. YMMV regardless of how the girl looks.