Pattaya Reports

[YearOfMonk]

Dear friends,

I'll be in Thailand in a few weeks. I am a well travelled man but this is only my second trip to Thailand. So I've been reading the backpages, & doing my research elsewhere as well. I've been using Thaifriendly, Thaicupid as well as Tinder to get a feel of things. So far, I've had better response from Pattaya girls, & I've been quoted from 3 k to 5 k for LT. Although most quotes have been for 3-4 K, one particular girl, who looks minimum 9/10 quoted 5 k for LT, with a caveat of covered FS & covered BJ. One other girl who looks 6/10 but seems really nice to talk to, has said that she will accept whatever I wish to give her, so a lot of variants you see. One girl who works at an MP here has quoted 4 k for LT, & says that she doesn't do it often (Well how obvious), & that she gets so many offers for 3 k LT but she denies at that rate, & so on.

My question to experts here is, since most girls on TF, TC etc. Are freelancers, so should I pay more than 3 k for LT? Or in other words, what are the going rates for LT these days? I know there is no set pattern to this, & each Girl warrants her own price, but I don't want to be conned, so seeking advice from experts here.

Thanks in advance.

[BonusParts]

Looking to barfine a beer girl LT. If I wanted to bring her to a disco where would be a good place with decent drink prices? Most of the stuff online is geared towards discos with the purpose of finding a FL but I don't particularly care for them. (FL Hawks recent 3 way is similar to experiences I have had) Are any of the Indian ones good? I am Indian.

[FL Hawk]

I am feeling better today and the throat lumpiness went away during the night, so no issues now. As I have had this come and go before, when I get home I will go see the doc.

I did have an emergency run to the toilet during breakfast, but I have been ok in the few hours since.

My Word program decided to shut down. I have been using Word 2010 and use it on a desktop and laptop, with only one or the other being used at any one time. But I upgrade both computers every couple of years, scrapping the old computer when I get a new one. Apparently I have loaded Office one too many times and it chose today to pretty much shut itself down, saying I exceed the number of loads my license allows. When I get home I might call MS, but perhaps it is time to upgrade, though I have an older version of Office that works good enough for what I need it for. But fortunately I did a major upload yesterday as I can not even copy the text over. I assume I can still use Word Pad. Hopefully I can keep you all updated.

I need to go as a Tender girl just contacted me.

[LittleBigMan]

That all depends. Sometimes you need something to go in and offset all the bad bacteria. In 2005 or 2006 I got travellers diarrhea after being down in Brazil. I did not know what it was at the time. I was going to the toilet about 18 times per day. I lost more than 30 pounds and my ass was so raw from all the wiping that all I could do was dab.

After about 6 weeks I finally went to the doctor and she knew right off what the problem was. She told me to go to CVS pharmacy and get lactobacillus, a probiotic that you take with dairy which could be bought over the counter. That shit (pun intended) cleared up in 1 day. These days I keep probiotic capsules in my toiletry kit for such cases.

Living here I try to blank out all the stuff I see and I've seen and can give you a hundred examples of how food is prepared and what they prepared it in. I hear people rave about how tasty the stuff they get from carts markets and I agree because I learned to blank it out and just enjoy I'm not starving. There are times I think about when I die and they cut me open bang " Alien " jumps out or a million of those white worms inside my organs.

Sizzler salad bar, people think the name okay Things are cleaner etc. But if the cook or person preparing goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands the water is dirty good luck no matter where you are? Surprising after 15 years here I've only been sick runs once makes me think I'm really Thai now. It can happen anywhere in late 2016, I was taking a flight BKK-TPE-SFO, got a bowl of noodles during the layover in TPE, done it a number of times, although my brother order the same meal difference I ate the bean salad he didn't a few hours into the flight 12 hours to SFO stuck nowhere to go or run. The pain in my stomach was so bad all I was thinking about what should I or say to the F / A I certainly didn't want the plane to turn back or make an emergency landing in Hawaii?

I was going to shit in my pants on the airplane! Finally, I went to the back to explain to the crew she was kind and understanding enough to use the bathroom and put a sign out of order for me. I never push that flush button so much, in the end, I made the 12 hour flight but was so bad off I miss the family Thanksgiving reunion.

[Banana Boi]

You better get it checked out. Lump in throat, swollen lymph nodes, abdominal pain, weakness, and diarrhea sounds more like Hepatitis, bacterial infection, even STD especially if you recently partook in questionable acts and you are not known to do so. Good luck, but it sounds like more than a salad bar. Better safe than sorry.

At the very least sounds like strep throat and a case of food poisoning or a stomach virus requiring antibiotics. Agree with Redmau though, you should forego one afternoon on the 6 and go to the nearest hospital to get things checked out.

[Dive Monger]

Sorry you got that bug, FL Hawk! I have immensely enjoyed the reports from your trip, and have spent the last few hours catching upon the board as I have not been online here for some months. Many of your experiences mirror mine so much, the reports could have been of my trips. Last time in Pattaya, I found a gal in LK Metro who for me seems almost exactly as your "<redacted" gal is described. I was a very happy camper on my trip indeed, ended up taking her almost every night I was there (but still played in the afternoons). I also can only come once every several days, so I totally get where you are coming from in your reports.

Elarier there was the perennial repeated discussions of Bangkok vs. Pattaya etc. For me, more selection and a higher count of better looking ladies in Bangkok, but I do not get a super high success rate for whatever reason anywhere I monger. Like most, I am looking for that unicorn, a gal that give PSE and GFE together and just makes one happy and content and satisfied. So difficult to find anywhere! The lower cost point in Pattaya allows my budget to afford more screening of a higer number of applicants to find my 'keeper' for my trip. But always YMMV as we all have different goals, expectations, and aspirations.

Thanks again for those reports, it takes quite some time to put together such comprehensive missives.

P.S. I don't ever eat at salad bars anywhere, as they are the likeliest place to get an intestinal infection.

[RedMau5]

A real-time update. The next day I was down to about every hour and I was feeling a bit better and wanted to get out of the hotel and do what I came here to do. So, to cut the ties to the toilet, I decided to go get Imodium. It cured the runs immediately, but the fever remained for another day and I still felt a bit weak. I still do even now and am again bypassing WS so I can to bed early (11 PM) and get some decent sleep.

But also, starting today, I feel a tightness or lump in my throat, as if there is a stuck pill. I get that feeling occasionally and have for a few years, but it is more pronounced now. I can swallow ok, but having dined at the why on two different girls, one does think. But there is no soreness, just the feeling of a stuck pill.

To think earlier I was planning to go pick up a hot gogo girl to disappoint me. I just want to go to sleep. Maybe I am getting too old for this. Definitely experiencing the Pattaya Blues right now, though I just came back from a few hours with my secret girl that was nice.

Take care guys.

You better get it checked out. Lump in throat, swollen lymph nodes, abdominal pain, weakness, and diarrhea sounds more like Hepatitis, bacterial infection, even STD especially if you recently partook in questionable acts and you are not known to do so. Good luck, but it sounds like more than a salad bar. Better safe than sorry. Also if you seem sick be wary of all the rumors that can be spread by these Thai working girls.

[FL Hawk]

On this, my ninth trip to the LOS, I have finally succumbed to the Hershey Squirts, apparently from the Sizzler Salad bar.

A real-time update. The next day I was down to about every hour and I was feeling a bit better and wanted to get out of the hotel and do what I came here to do. So, to cut the ties to the toilet, I decided to go get Imodium. It cured the runs immediately, but the fever remained for another day and I still felt a bit weak. I still do even now and am again bypassing WS so I can to bed early (11 PM) and get some decent sleep.

But also, starting today, I feel a tightness or lump in my throat, as if there is a stuck pill. I get that feeling occasionally and have for a few years, but it is more pronounced now. I can swallow ok, but having dined at the why on two different girls, one does think. But there is no soreness, just the feeling of a stuck pill.

To think earlier I was planning to go pick up a hot gogo girl to disappoint me. I just want to go to sleep. Maybe I am getting too old for this. Definitely experiencing the Pattaya Blues right now, though I just came back from a few hours with my secret girl that was nice.

Take care guys.

[Mr Enternational]

WTF, this fucking shitty Sizzler salad bar made me sick twice back in 2009 and 2010. The first time I wasn't sure, but the second time I put the restaurant on my blck list. Take care.

LOL. Now that I think about it. When my mom and aunts came out to Thailand in 2011, my mom was scared to eat anything so they would eat at the Royal Garden Sizzler everyday. One of my aunts got sick for a few days as well.

[Mr Enternational]

It's better to let the diarrhea do its job to get rid of the virus or bacteria.

That all depends. Sometimes you need something to go in and offset all the bad bacteria. In 2005 or 2006 I got travellers diarrhea after being down in Brazil. I did not know what it was at the time. I was going to the toilet about 18 times per day. I lost more than 30 pounds and my ass was so raw from all the wiping that all I could do was dab.

After about 6 weeks I finally went to the doctor and she knew right off what the problem was. She told me to go to CVS pharmacy and get lactobacillus, a probiotic that you take with dairy which could be bought over the counter. That shit (pun intended) cleared up in 1 day. These days I keep probiotic capsules in my toiletry kit for such cases.

[Christian G]

On this, my ninth trip to the LOS, I have finally succumbed to the Hershey Squirts, apparently from the Sizzler Salad bar..

WTF, this fucking shitty Sizzler salad bar made me sick twice back in 2009 and 2010. The first time I wasn't sure, but the second time I put the restaurant on my blck list. Take care.

[Turgid]

...........Girl #4 Thai girl 808 club. 12 HR 2000 arrangement. Very good. She walked out of the condo without collecting any money cause I couldn't nut. I was in shock and disbelief. Chalk that up as free pussy.............

You sound proud of yourself. She worked her ass off for no pay.

[Mogwai]

He gave me no anti-diarrheal for whatever reason.

That makes sense because an anti-diarrheal is meant to shut down your intestines when you have to travel for example and don't have immediate access to a toilet. However the downside is that the virus or bacteria that causes the diarrhea stays in your body. It's better to let the diarrhea do its job to get rid of the virus or bacteria.

[FL Hawk]

On this, my ninth trip to the LOS, I have finally succumbed to the Hershey Squirts, apparently from the Sizzler Salad bar. It started hitting around 6 or 7 AM and continued, I guess, until I had nothing left to squirt out. I had quite a bit of muscle tightness to go along, and later in the day I started getting a fever. I mentioned earlier that I am sleep deprived, and that situation is even worse now. I mostly stayed in bed after Mattie left, perhaps dozing off and on a tiny bit. I went out for dinner at 7 PM or so, and as soon as I finished I could feel the squirts coming back on. I rushed back to the hotel to drop the load, then I went to the pharmacy. The guy suggested Norfloxacin, paracetamol for the fever and some electrolyte power to mix with water. He gave me no anti-diarrheal for whatever reason. Great. No mongering today.

[FL Hawk]

I changed rooms today to a mini-suit. It has more room but I don't like the style. There is no individual shower you shower in the tub, and there is no curtain so water sprays and splashes everwhere. Hate it. But oh well.

But I woke up with tense muscles and so I went to the pharmacy to get some muscle relaxants. This issues seems to plague me for a day or two each trip, but the medicine helps considerably. Then I start to contemplate on what to do today. Jin should be back, and I would love for a repeat with <Redacted, but with my muscle tenseness, I decide to start with a massage. I can go back to Soi 13/1 and combine it with a BJ, or I can even go get a soapie. I am not big on Pattaya soapies, but I haven't done one in 1-1/2 years, so maybe today I should try it again.

And, yes, I went to Saba Di in the mid-afternoon. The lineup was not great but I chose #38 who appeared the best looking overall. She was probably in her 40's but had aged well, though the lower part of her butt and some extra-long handlebars. I won't go into too much detail as it was the standard stuff. Bath, the body on body rub, then to bed for CBJ and sex. She did ok but wondered why I couldn't come, but I find the whole experience to be lackluster. I mean, you pick the girl, the guy asks for a tip, you feel obligated to buy drinks, you hand around while the bath is being drawn, you get into the tub for quick bath, then you get out to lay on plastic float while she mixes up the soapy stuff, then she slides on you for a few minutes then you get up to rinse off and freeze while she cleans up, so if you got hard during the body slide it dies while you wait, then she has to get you hard in bed again, and. Yeah, just not worth it. And, oh, there was no massage.

In the evening I went to WS and picked up a woman from Red Car. She (Mattie, I believe) looked attractive and had soft skin with a big smile and appeared in her 30's, but with the clothes off, not so attractive. Sigh. She was bubbly and talked and talked and thought she was great at sex, but it was horrible. Maybe a minute of oral and as she never really got me hard, sex was just not working and I gave up in short order. She spent the night, stayed for breakfast, and man could that woman eat! She downed 5 plates of food!

But I am sick. Literally. Physically.