Pattaya Reports

[Rambo2014]

Personal favorites.

As a newbie, I've realized that to RTFF can be a misleading if not confusing. Since a lot of us rely on FR's that are submitted by senior mongers, let's try to summarize a template that can potentially help out fellow ISGians find some great action in Bangkok. If you have ever had a good time in this land, copy this template and paste it with your personal answers. Hope this helps out people find exactly what they are looking for.

Best Girl GoGo bar:

Best Party Club for Dancing:

Best Party Club for Freelancers:

Best Girl Freelancer Soi:

Best BJ Bar:

Best Place for 3 Some:

Best Happy Ending Massage Place:

Best Nuru / Soapie Masssage Place:

Best GF Hotel:

Best Escort Agency.

Thanks BadDuck for asking this question in Bkk thread, I m repeating it for Pattaya and Phuket.

Experienced guys please share your favorites in this template so we can all benefit.

I m visiting next week to will add FLs of suggestions by everyone's.

[ParkVille]

So I am not eager to visit ibar, I can arrive at anytime. I won't exactly have a lot of time so getting there at the right time is kind of important (eg: Let's say I can only sneak out for 1-2 hours). I have been to Insomnia too early before and it was really boring, waiting for any decent P4 P girls to arrive. But when they do arrive, it's by the boatload!

So anyway, what is the best time to get to Insomnia / Ibar? I reckon it's 2 AM or 2:30 AM but I was just wondering what others thought. I kind of want to maximize on the limited time I have (work obligations).

[ParkVille]

Yesterday I left Thailand after my three weeks holiday.

I met 21 times with 17 different girls which may be alright number but definitely not what I expected. The hottest girls in my opinion did not want to come with me, were already taken or quoted very high prices. Some girls who I picked up offered poor service. I found basic communication quite hard with average thai girl. One girl had hygiene issues.

My 5 LT experiences were not so successful and it was always two fucks instead of three. One girl did not even allow second time in the morning.

People tell Thailand is best for a part time GF like one week together, but I did not had that kind of experience so can't speak of it.

I like western girls looks and service much more anyway, so I don't think I'm coming back to Thailand unless I come with a GF.

Could be a newbie thing. I recently went to South Korea as a total solo foreigner for P4 P and it sucked LOL. Girls here are too xenophobic to provide sexual services to foreigners. Even if they do, it's really mechanical / clinical / fast.

[Paolo99]

I recommend Paradise as a sure-fire "Plan be" in case the usual attractions fail to deliver.

Yes it's true that there are some doable girls at any time there, and the price is low also (as stated by Banana Boy an Mr Enternational I don't think it should be more than 1 K or 1200 Baht, I think I paid 1 K during my only visit there, 800 for the girl and 200 for the room and some of their girls were better looking than the ones that were hanging at Insomnia at that time), but I had the feeling that the mattress sheet was maybe not very clean. I was little bit afraid to catch any skin infection. Might be better to take the girl to a nearby ST room. Are there any well know ST rooms nearby?

[Paolo99]

People tell Thailand is best for a part time GF like one week together, but I did not had that kind of experience so can't speak of it.

I like western girls looks and service much more anyway, so I don't think I'm coming back to Thailand unless I come with a GF.

In my experience the part time GF happened only with freelancers, and then it is most likely to happen with average girls. This is not something you will find in Soi 6 if you cannot speak Thai. And the experience is not that great unless you find a girl that is willing to fuck eight times a day. They will also bring some kind of drama and a lot of bullshits that you might not want to hear in your few weeks of holidays. I think you've done the best thing to take a lot of girls, try many kind of places. There are still oilies and soapys in Bangkok that are worth it, I don't even try to meet any freelancers when I'm there as many of them are a real pain in the arse. Thailand is still good if you try to learn their language and regarding the look of their girls I also didn't like them very much in my first trip, but then I got used to the kind of faces we see there, and now if I had to chose between an average western girl or an average Thai girl, I would surely chose the Thai girl. My advice would be to give it another chance (alone, without your GF) in a few months or years as you might experience something different. Also, by reading your posts you might be a guy that try to meet the real pretty ones. Real pretty girls are very few in Thailand, especially in Pattaya and they are most likely to give the baddest services, so you would also have to lower your expectations and try to meet cute ones instead.

[FunExplorer]

Hi,

Would be in Pattaya for 2 nights on a Friday and Saturday this month. Traveling single. Would be free 8 pm onwards. This is first time. Few queries if you could guide. PM is also active.

1. Must visit places and must do things.

2. Places which do not entertain Indians even though single.

3. Which is better MP. Devils den, Honey1 MP, Rasputin MP.

4. For soppy massage, is Sabai better. Also if visited MP, than does it make sense for soppy massage.

5. Moulin rouge? Is it worth visiting.

6. Kinnarie? It it worth going.

Any other suggestions.

I know would not be able to do all these in 2 nights (nor would have stamina &#128540 but suggest the best.

To answer briefly:

1. You must, of course, visit Walking Street and numerous GoGo bars and beer bars.

2. I have not come across any place which do not entertain Indians. Who told you this? Unruly crowd get turned down from Go Go bars but it is not only with Indian youngsters but also from other countries like Australia etc.

3. Finally read the pages below and come to the conclusion which ones are better!

[JiveMofo]

Unless she is a stunner or model and working in a busy agogo or Soi 6 bar, I would be surprised if on the average she manages better than one ST every other day.
That's (one of) the reasons, I think, why most are quite happy to offer LT for only a little extra. They know quite well that the chances to get another engagement that evening will be very slim.

Thanks for the info. It's kind of what I thought, and that I would get enthusiastic service in an effort to get me to repeat, but session was a bit underwhelming so decided against. She did offer BB without me asking and I was a bit surprised. Declined, but got me wondering if these girls are using any birth control. Guess not in this case w / 2 kids already.

[Amjeck]

People tell Thailand is best for a part time GF like one week together, but I did not had that kind of experience so can't speak of it.
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Sorry, but you came to the party way too late! The glory days are long gone. You can still pick up some scraps here and there, however.

[Wolvenvacht]

I'm guessing she doesn't get many customers given the bar location, her type of look, and age. Made me start wondering what the customer hit rate for these girls actually is? I know will vary by venue (go-go, beer bar girl, MP, location etc.) but am starting to think about how low it may be for some girls given the sheer number of them. Would appreciate any insight on this from the experienced members here if only to satisfy my own curiosity.

Unless she is a stunner or model and working in a busy agogo or Soi 6 bar, I would be surprised if on the average she manages better than one ST every other day.

That's (one of) the reasons, I think, why most are quite happy to offer LT for only a little extra. They know quite well that the chances to get another engagement that evening will be very slim.

[Banana Boi]

She quoted 1400 for full service.

Paradise and Up to You beside it should never be more than 1000 boom boom plus 200 door fee. The same should apply to any massage place on Soi Honey except Honey 1.

[Eric Swiss]

I went to Happy A-go-go, then Insomnia / I-bar, then Beach Road, but did not find what I wanted.

Out of desperation, I went to Soi Honey and some girl from Paradise Massage basically jumped at me. She was cute, short, so I went upstairs with her. She quoted 1400 for full service.

It was the usual scene: dingy shower, mattresses separated by a flimsy curtain. I could hear some guy next to me pleasuring his hooker at length, which was oddly enough kind of a turn-on. I didn't waste any time on a so-called massage, and Homey went straight for the hand-job, which she does very well. BBBJ was OK, then I banged her in all sorts of positions. I decided to finish off with the hand job, as this was her best skill. It worked out very well. All in all, I am quite pleased with myself.

I recommend Paradise as a sure-fire "Plan be" in case the usual attractions fail to deliver. And Homey in particular is quite cheerful and sexy.

[Sunlover2]

Ah, I had made the assumption that the FL's on BR got better later at night (similar to the Discos). I think I had read some posts about guys pulling some gems there pretty late and assumed that was a good time. Will take a look earlier next time.

These days IMO best to go to BR about 30 minutes before sunset. A bit cooler; and when some ladies start arriving for the night. Easier to judge appearances when it is light out.

As the night goes on the numbers increase but at that point the LB's are out in force; some say it gets up to 50% of what is on offer. If they are in the shadows and barely visible there is a reason for that.

SL.

[Guy93]

Yesterday I left Thailand after my three weeks holiday.

I met 21 times with 17 different girls which may be alright number but definitely not what I expected. The hottest girls in my opinion did not want to come with me, were already taken or quoted very high prices. Some girls who I picked up offered poor service. I found basic communication quite hard with average thai girl. One girl had hygiene issues.

My 5 LT experiences were not so successful and it was always two fucks instead of three. One girl did not even allow second time in the morning.

People tell Thailand is best for a part time GF like one week together, but I did not had that kind of experience so can't speak of it.

I like western girls looks and service much more anyway, so I don't think I'm coming back to Thailand unless I come with a GF.

[JiveMofo]

Came across a girl at Angie Bar at the end of Lengkhee road near 3rd street. Not the kind of looks most would be into, she is very dark skinned, mohawk haircut, black lipstick, covered in tattoos, fishnet stockings etc. Goth punk look which is intriguing to me as I have not seen that much in Thailand. Bought her an LD and talked a bit (via translation app as she has little English) and felt we hit it off pretty good. Told her I'd hit her up on Line for ST tomorrow as I was meeting a friend for drinks in a bit. Will post on my experience later.

Hit punk girl up on Line today for afternoon ST. Kanlaya 29 YO, 2 kids (7 and 4). Arrange to meet for 3:30 pm this afternoon at hotel. 1 K baht. Threw in another 80 for motorbike taxi. For first timers, I highly recommend getting Line installed and getting girls contact info for daytime action. Easy to arrange delivery and no BF (maybe throw in something for transportation). Expected baby damage given 2 kids, and was not disappointed. LOL. Nothing too bad, but can be a bit surprising given how good everything looks w / clothes on. Pretty good service, and like her punk look but definitely no punk attitude. Standard shy Thai girl, but with a bit of warming up, decent service. Had a good time, but she wanted to stick around a bit longer than I would have liked. Nap together after (which was fine, as I needed one), but wanted to get food after. Didn't give me any issue when I declined (only some sad face).

I'm guessing she doesn't get many customers given the bar location, her type of look, and age. Made me start wondering what the customer hit rate for these girls actually is? I know will vary by venue (go-go, beer bar girl, MP, location etc.) but am starting to think about how low it may be for some girls given the sheer number of them. Would appreciate any insight on this from the experienced members here if only to satisfy my own curiosity.

Thanks.

[JiveMofo]

Would be in Pattaya for 2 nights on a Friday and Saturday this month. Traveling single. Would be free 8 pm onwards....

Been here about 10 days now (first trip for me as well) and have only tried Kinnaree from your list. As already pointed out, it closes before you are available so you can cross that off. Would not advise regardless, as you now have to travel off-site to ST hotel and was not worth the hassle for me.

Would be helpful if you specify what you are looking for ST or LT? Action at your hotel or on site? GFE, PSE, etc. So many girls and options here, hard to recommend otherwise. If you are looking for beauties where you can look at bodies before selecting, go-go's are probably your best bet although a bit pricier. The soapies you mentioned might also work best for you as you can easily browse the selection and should be guaranteed a certain level of service. Honey 1/2 has 'concierge' where you can get specific info as to what services are on the menu and you can let them know what you are looking for and get a recommendation.

If you have very specific requirements, it may require a bit of research and luck to find what you want. If you just want to bang pretty girls, that is very easily done. Hope you find what you are looking for. Enjoy.