Pattaya Reports

[Dinghy]

I'm old, fat repulsive and silly.

But I'm Jai Dee and that plus my silliness, and the youth and attractiveness of the crisp bills in my wallet, make for a good time. The girls spy me and think, o yeah that's an easy one, especially when I try to negotiate for ST by the minute.

Reminds me of the old Japanese adage 2-1-3.

2 inches, 1 minute, 3000 Bhat.

[Franciscass]

Question, he's young not bad looking offering 2000ST, he's old overweight and offering 3000, what does she do. No one answer but I would hazard an educated guess and say 90% of the time the 3000 wins out. Of course as the difference becomes smaller the choice becomes more complicated. Some always go with an older John because he's less work, some will go with a younger guy to show off to their friends. It's not a one size fits all situation but in my experience bottom line these girls are working not socializing in the hardcore show me the money part of the sandbox.

[EihTooms]

I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

Other posters have touched on the concept of All Other Things Being Equal, including things like your general easy going and pleasant demeanor, frequency as a customer and so on, and that is important to factor in. But there is no question in my mind that being more physically appealing to the girl will inspire her to want to go with you more than someone less physically appealing. And I don't think 500 baht one way or another on a 2500+ baht transaction is going to swing her into the arms of Godzilla vs Superman.

Bear in mind, much of what Thai girls find attractive or not has to do with ethnic origin and maybe not the facial or physical features some of us think of when WE think of someone "good looking". But they do. So any argument that this thing "doesn't matter" has to ignore a whole bunch of testimonials and easily observable reality to the contrary.

[Cool]

A lot of girls have a hard time and leave their provinces to support themselves and other Thais. I've heard of good looking guys getting an initial freebie but girls cutting their loss because they need hard baht. You probably have to shoot for one night stands because the looks will not captivate working girls long enough when they need liquor and party money.

[EihTooms]

So you will tell the bill collectors that you chose to eat young pussy instead of earning enough to pay them? The bill collectors don't care how young or attractive your boss or clients are. They are going to want their money when it is due.

Ah, now you're talking about employees with no choice in the matter of which employer they work for and the stark difference between making no money at all and making enough money to pay all your bills and on time.

That is a very different issue from what the op was wondering.

[Banana Boi]

plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

A non factor except if you are competing for the same girl with a bald fat guy in his 60's. If you are both offering the same money you will likely beat him out, unless he's a known bar regular and you're a tourist.

If you're so good looking why come to Thailand? You can easily pick up girls at home, no? You'd be one of the first good looking men I've ever seen in pattaya that's for sure.

Best value in pattaya is soi 6 along with the numerous G clubs. Almost guaranteed good service and cheap prices. Beach road FLs are cheap if you can find one to your liking. 500 baht is not the going rate but I'm sure you can get one for 500 if you look hard enough. 700 to 1000 is more common. Next level of value are the many bar beers, massage girls, and places like iBar. Next level are the gogo girls. Worst value imo are the soapie girls. 2-3 k or more for mediocre service.

[PonkeyMaw]

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

You make a perfectly valid point the reason I suggested that was because I thought the prices I had were low balls that could be made possible with things like negotiating, rapport, demand, etc. I'm a newbie to pattaya I have only been to Tijuana before so I apologize if I came off as arrogant or rude. The thing I'm looking forward to the most is disco freelancers and if its possible to get 2000 baht for long time then I'm ecstatic.

[Mr Enternational]

I can't speak for PonkeyMaw, of course, but if my job was to eat my boss' pussy and fuck her with a pleasant attitude I do believe I would accept less pay for the young and good looking employers vs the old and ugly ones. LOL.

But if my job was to paint walls or sweep floors, I doubt the age and looks of my employer would matter to me very much.

So you will tell the bill collectors that you chose to eat young pussy instead of earning enough to pay them? The bill collectors don't care how young or attractive your boss or clients are. They are going to want their money when it is due.

[EihTooms]

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

I can't speak for PonkeyMaw, of course, but if my job was to eat my boss' pussy and fuck her with a pleasant attitude I do believe I would accept less pay for the young and good looking employers vs the old and ugly ones. LOL.

But if my job was to paint walls or sweep floors, I doubt the age and looks of my employer would matter to me very much.

[Nyezhov]

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

I'm old, fat repulsive and silly.

But I'm Jai Dee and that plus my silliness, and the youth and attractiveness of the crisp bills in my wallet, make for a good time. The girls spy me and think, o yeah that's an easy one, especially when I try to negotiate for ST by the minute.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

[PonkeyMaw]

I rtff like 60 pages of it and combined with some google searches I came up with a list of prices. Did I get them right? Also I'm planning on going to Pattaya during high season if that changes any of the prices.

Freelancer (Disco): 1500 LT + 300 drinks best time to go after 2 am when the unbarfined girls done with work.

Freelancer (Beach Road): 500 thb ST. Best time to go after the sun sets around 6 pm 10 pm.

Bar Girl (Soi 6) 1500 thb ST (1000ST + 300 room + 200 drinks).

Soapie Massage 2000 thb 90 minutes.

Gogo (Skyfall, Infinity, What'sup, Sapphire, Sensations) 5000 baht LT (barines like 2 k before midnight).

Beer Bar 1500ST.

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

[FL Hawk]

I was shocked when MP showed me her photo. All I ever see outside the gogo bars in this part of town are older round ladies.

Next up for MP is me taking him to places like Camel Toe, Jade House, Kit Kat, Passion, etc. MP reviews to follow, if he survives.

Never been to those places. I have found I tend to stick with familiar places, e. G. Soi 6 and WS. Next month will be my 8th visit to Pattaya (and I don't see too many more trips beyond this next one) so I need to explore more. But yes, 13/1 and 13/2 always seemed to be considerably worse than Soi 6, but like Soi 6, there can always be those hidden gems.

[Blanquiceleste]

Looks like another rainy night in Pattaya, but who cares? I am having a blast. So far hooked up with 2 very sexy Go Go girls. On quality: it's very high in certain Walking Street Go Go's and so are the barfines. Ha Ha.

SNIP


So the bottom line is I am having a real good time on my long weekend escape from BKK and I highly recommend rainy season Pattaya. It's only money and the girls are great.

Good to see your reports NB. As always, they are factual, informative and entertaining.

Damn, I miss Pattaya.

[Blanquiceleste]

I thought Custom404 was replying to MonkeyPaw's rather condescending report of his 'visit' to Windmill in a tongue in cheek way and deliberately mentioned the 30 baht bill.

Well, you thought wrong. Again. Like always. Nothing new here. Next.