Pattaya Reports

[Advantageous]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

That's a fair assessment to make, given my TR: actual fucking ratio is admittedly on the low end. While I'm not here every year nor a grizzled vet, I have been visiting consistently since I was a Uni student in 2009, back when LK Royal Suites was one of the nicest rooms in my life, the cocktail car more or less referred to one specific spot, and the main late-night grub for expats near Soi Buakhao was a late-night Tex-Mex cart. I'm not saying I'm a subject matter expert, but I m sure as hell familiar with the topic.

As for my ratings, I usually don't toss out high numbers like that either, but I also usually don't come back to base and feel motivated enough to write a fresh TR. In comparison, I took a "model" from Poseidon's 3rd (4th?) floor at the beginning of the trip, and while I had a lot of fun, it didn't merit an immediate write-up.

As for service ratings, I generally tend to have a floor of 7 or so out here, with very few exceptions. I'm dark-skinned to the point where I might be mistaken for a non-Westerner until you hear me speak, so as long as I'm minimally observant, I can tell which ones don't give a fuck about my existence and which ones are digging me / my pocketbook the fishbowl setup makes that doubly easy, and yeah, I'd put that session in My Top 10 all-time, so everything checks out.

Almost got distracted, but I went back yesterday. The "models" sitting on the far left look like their box game is trash and they're just using the wifi until a Korean picks them regardless of expression or body language, but the "M"(3000 bht) sections and below seem to always be lively in the afternoon.

Grabbed M87 (May?) yesterday afternoon, and had a 8. 5/9/9 session. Whereas the previous session was hot, rough, and full of (surprisingly intelligible at times) dirty talk, this one was smooth, sensual, quiet (their music channel had K-Pop on which is an instant dick softener for me at high volumes) and had a fantastic buildup. Felt like I was in a Jodeci or a Dru Hill video, sans the baritone-voiced dude singing the breakdown.

Almost forgot, but I popped in Sabai Room earlier to see if it was popping and was not impressed. Thinking about a 3rd H2 visit in as many days while I try to figure out the timing to get a nap in before (NFL) football starts at midnight.

[Java Man]

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open.

WS closed, discos might open at midnight. LK Metro gogos closed, but bars open. Soi Honey, Pothole, Buakhao bars are open, but no music. Same with the beer complexes. People openly drinking.

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't asking but since girls told me tonight thought I'd pass the info along to guys actually in Pattaya now. Seems as though LK Metro will be closed as it usually for any given chance. WS seems to mainly be open Saturday night but the odd gogo bars may be closed. AFAIK alcohol sale is allowed. My sample size is small but just giving you guys a heads up.

Soi 6 was totally closed so don't head there tonight if that was your plan. Bars are 50/50 open but definitely no music. Not so certain if Walking Street is open. Trying to make plans with one of my girls now. Have 3 gogo girls messaging me at once now looking to meet up. 2 freebies and 1 p4 p girl. Guess which one is out?

[Dupont88]

Beach road is only For the adventurous.

I remember the take for 500 often have a shaggy bell and fallen tits, sometimes menstruation.

For 700\800 better but still risky.

And I m not talking about disease.

If you short of money still good not for people that stay one week.

O maybe you get the rough diamonds.

[Lefeu]

...I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now...I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

You paid what? In Bogota? They take bahts there also?

[Banana Boi]

Dolls LK. Surprisingly better than I thought. Some new faces to me. Some of the old Kaos girls are returning.

Infinity. Finally Infinity is back! Lots of new faces. Even might make MP happy. 2 groups of models and only 1 group of regular girls. I liked one of the coyotes. Very odd looking but she appealed to me. Watched a Japanese guy manhandle her as he patiently sat and waited for my model friend. I told my friend to go talk to him and he instantly barfined her. I'm so generous at times.

Wildcats. Not very good. No need to return any time soon.

Beach Club. Didn't get there til after midnight so not sure if girls all got barfined or there just weren't many around to begin with. Not too many nice ones but I had fun with my main girl there.

Misty's. WTF there's a ladyboy coyote outside who ran out to grab me. I only go to Misty's when my coyote friend makes a rare appearance and I don't think there are ladyboys in there so why have a ladyboy coyote?

Shark. Where did all my Shark girls go? Not good.

Mandarin. The boring Nui 2 girls have ruined this place. So lame. No DFK no lap dancing. Nothing.

[Dion Cassius]

I checked some of the gogos in Pattaya.

Palace: there were some real stunners in that club, the most impressive lineup I ever came across in Thailand. But competition was fierce (the club was packed) and some of the stunners seamed bored.

SugarBaby: Line up not as nice but the girls aren't shy and interact with the customers some of the girls got their pussy licked by customers while on stage. I barfined a girl but she was to eager to get the most out of me money wise: she wanted to see her sister in a disco down the road and when we got there she wanted me to buy lady drinks to her and her sister, then she said she was hungry. I decided to ignore her requests and to took her back to the hotel. At least, she was not shy and I did cum in her mouth twice.

Windmill: same atmosphere as in SugerBaby (nothing surprising) and I barfined for ST a young cutie. Service was adequate.

I also tried Miami on soi 13/2 at 6 PM: very few girls, two of them were good looking. But the ST rooms should be avoided, particularly if, like me, you are staying at Baraquda which is 40 m away.

[Jin27]

Hey guys,

Going to pattaya on the week of Nov 18. Want to go to a club. Where is the best place in your opinion and why? And estimate cost for things. Thanks in advance.

[Mr Enternational]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

I don't know about Thai providers, but he is definitely experienced. We hung out in Medellin, Colombia a couple of years ago. I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now. This place should be against the fucking law. I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

[Banana Boi]

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

[FL Hawk]

Dejected, but still looking to smash (though not at Rasputin, where the quality and quantity were limited at 1 pm), I mototaxi'd over to Honey 2 and took two.

Girls 9/10.

Facilities 9/10.

Service 9. 75/10.

Price $$$ out of 4

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't asking but since girls told me tonight thought I'd pass the info along to guys actually in Pattaya now. Seems as though LK Metro will be closed as it usually for any given chance. WS seems to mainly be open Saturday night but the odd gogo bars may be closed. AFAIK alcohol sale is allowed. My sample size is small but just giving you guys a heads up.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Around 2:00 am I have a sudden comeback despite my 2 oil massages close to the perfection of the day with goddesses and my 2 liters of beer ingested my favorite gogos WS. No need to be in Pattaya if it's to sleep on the crutch I tell myself. Head to the beach so as the evening before the same symptoms so same treatment.

The beach is the big lottery. Unlike gogos we do not see who we really address: too small? Destroyed belly? I see a pretty little face, bangs and cut squared, I like. OK, but this is the beginning of the search, I take the risk of not seeing it again if I can not find it later. I go back to the beach with the ***** in the belly to cross my little Indian working girl I would not it surprises me she thinks I arrive the next day and then as weird that it may seem I know his "work" to this little ***** but I'm jealous go understand, we'll talk again. I walk. Nothing, not much, not convincing, ugly I decide to go up 6 but everything is closed. I go down and find my bangs and my cup squared she told me she was waiting for me, even if it's not true it's always fun. 1000 be pulls it to me like a glove and I prefer to take a room at 200 be not want to take it to my condo and spend 3 hours there.

It's an occasional, 27 year old, 1 year old 6 year old son its a classical on the beach. We are going to a series of rooms next to South Pattaya I think, the same place where I came yesterday to cure my same symptoms. Rather shy, as I like, and off you go. Everything is going pretty well I do not have any special needs, it's OK if it's at least pretending to participate or even simulate love. But now when it comes to enjoy doggy style she escapes, not wait darling I'm just coming it's just the worst moment but she complains of having a pain pussy however I go cool I am not a savage. In the frustrating series it is necessary to note when one enjoys half in and the other half is a pitiful hiccup between me and the hood.

It's not the first time that a girl from the beach makes me this shot, in addition to the destroyed belly and the rest must also make him sign a questionnaire where she certifies that it has a lot to the pussy.

Good friends I leave you I go to WS there soon and around midnight I go eat a kebab fries with my little working girl for Indians beach travel for a few days in love in her province in Isan brief to new adventures if you ever do not see me come back send the alerts to help me thanks, see you soon I hope LOL.

[Advantageous]

Either Rasputin didn't find my wad of 1000-baht notes acceptable due to the Black hand holding them, or they're fresh out of Russians, as I was unable to secure one.

Dejected, but still looking to smash (though not at Rasputin, where the quality and quantity were limited at 1 pm), I mototaxi'd over to Honey 2 and took two. Taki has a slender frame with nice tits for her size and tats, and Nam had a curvier figure with great big hugs to boot. Without getting into deep details, both girls were very energetic (and surprisingly proactive about prostate stimulation) both for the soapie and shower portions, and went to great lengths to help me work off the full English brekky I had watching Thursday Night (American) Football at I-Rovers.

5500 total for both girls + 750 for my tea and 2 LDs comes out to 6250 before tip, which is slightly less than the internet's quote for a Russian girl at Rasputin. I get that it's slightly expensive (and I've had / will have cheaper and potentially more expensive lays while I'm here), but if you have the means to do so, I highly recommend it.

Girls 9/10.

Facilities 9/10.

Service 9. 75/10.

Price $$$ out of 4

[Crocodilexp]

Try beach road. Find someone you like, negotiate price, get a room. Contrary to what is said, the going rate is still about 500 baht.

500 baht is certainly still possible, but that's the bottom end of the range, and given the looks on Beach Road these days, bottom end there is horror zone, and I have a reasonably strong stomach. Over the last few years, the going rate (that most ladies accept without much discussion) has been 700, but some try to stick to 1000.