Pattaya Reports

[ElMexicant]

It's been raining nonstop for the past few days. Flooding everywhere. I've kept myself busy with ThaiFriendly but had a dud experience on my very last meet. Girl showed up no make up and there was a very icky smell coming from her vag. Yuck. Anyways, I reached out and got the true low down of what is going on with Walking Street Go Go bars from one of the best, if not the best.

"The only Gogos worth visiting are Pin Up, Palace, Fahrenheit, and honorable mention Dolls WS. Pin Up has the most girls. They have remodeled their layout, so there are plenty of bad to horribles seating and bad views. Before you can practically see all the girls dancing on all 4 stages. Now you cannot and get stuck with whatever is in front of you. Boo, Pin Up management! Coyote 222 with her bob haircut has one of the most prettiest faces for a Thai girl. Too bad she only allowed a few minutes of face fucking before she gagged and quit. Bathroom is now coed, so don't be alarmed or afraid if the girls peek at your wiener whilst you draining the snake. Palace is probably a distant number two in terms of quality. They finally replaced that shared hand towel and installed an automatic hand blower in the tiny bathroom space. Good investment. They now have a 20,000 ping pong ball bucket. Good luck with that. Girls who have been sampled there are as followed, Coyote number 2 (a tad on the older side) and Coyote 42. Yes, I like that long straight hair with long legs, round bubble butt, slim body, and ample boobies look. On the model's side, I got to test drive number 413 and 94. If anybody can track them down by their numbers, ask yourself. Do I have good eye or what? Or do I have beer goggles. Number 45 Coyote at Palace (pictured 2nd from left with short hair) got all pissy with me because I took her a long time ago from another club and told her she gained weight. So many girls have added kilos with all this down time. Guess they don't like to be reminded to ease off the som tam and Thai curry. If you don't want me to be blunt, don't come asking for a drink is my motto. Haven't taken anyone from Fahrenheit, but there are 3 on my list I need to get before I comment about them. Don't need guys to be stepping on my toes with all this valuable intel. Dolls WS deserves a good mention. Yummy models tasted were 70 and 74. One of which has a full back tattoo and an exotic mixed Indian look to her. Both slim with new bolt ONS that haven't quite dropped. Watch out for 70 as she is a pro, but still one hell of a fuck. What I dislike about Dolls is the girls don't move. There is no rotation, so whoever stand in front of you is all you will get to see. Whose stupid idea was that?

Points I need to mention. Drink prices are up. Lots of bait and switch or no shows going on with bars and advertisement. Meaning some girls who are displayed on websites or FB are not working at that bar, but instead another bar. I am not going to mention who or where, but that's not cool, especially if guys are stalking for a particular girl. Newbies won't know this. Secondly, WS Gogo bars are only about 30% of what they were in 2019. Most of the elite girls are not there. So if you go and think "wow," you have no clue. Vets will know how many rotations there should be and girls capacity of each club. Sensations and Baccara (upstairs closed) are simply put, just basura. Me no likes. Sensations switched to all bikinis, which is not a good thing looking at those bods. And Baccara is nothing compared to what it was with all its has beens. These are the most crowded bars. Open as well are Glass House, SkyFall, Pacha, Moon Club, Coco, Windmill, Peppermint, Living Dolls 2, Tantra, Shark, and Sapphire. Maybe a few more I missed. Sapphire is hardly what it was as well. Only one girl I would want to bang. Still it's all better than nothing or wherever you are at now. Did check out PlayGirlz, the old Golden Time. They have free delicious warm popcorn is all I have to say. Many of the former Whats Up girls including the mamasans went to Auntie Jacks on Buakhao, BF 600 and rate up to the girl. Many are there to ONLY play drinking games so be careful.

Where can my Desi bros go? Not Palace or Bacarra, UNLESS they barely open at 7 pm and do not go in big groups. Pairs or threes at the most. You are welcomed other bars but not in big groups and DO NOT go in walk around and touch ladies and go back out. Why would you do that? But that's' the complaint I get from girls. Come in, look around, touch girls and walk out. No drinks. Can you be any creepier? Go early before 8 and spend some cash. If Palace, Baccara, Pin Up, Fahrenheit or any club has full house, then it's Asian preferred no matter what. Maybe it's because it's been awhile since the Asian countries open. This is the girls preference, not the club owners. The retired expats have reigned for awhile now since COVID. If you don't like it, ask the girls why. They will lie of course. But the again it's Thailand, spend the money, have the reputation, and you don't to worry about all of this. " - The Prince of the Gogos.

[MartinFlevo]

I had a lady come over earlier this, and I knew she had an unshaven pussy, so I bought her a razor and shaving cream. The idea was for her to take it home to get ready for next time. But, she was so horny that she went into the bathroom and shaved right then.

You can imagine what happened next.

Dude great stories. But include the PRICE and more details where you find these girls. Now it just seems you post my "little diary stories" .

[Cool]

I was recently barred at the entrance of Palace. I am a Western and this was my first time in almost 20 years visiting Thailand. I am used to all doors open. I know Palace caters more Japonese clientele, but didn't expect it come to this. When I tried to enter the doorman said it was too full and even opened the door, and it seemed very busy. I stayed for some minutes at distance to watch, a group of 8-10 Indian guys were straighforward barred and there even was some tension because one tried to force and the doorman asked for backup support. But after that more than 10 Japonese guys entered, they simply entered (as I did in the past! Was it an unlucky day? Perhaps I could dress a little better and don't bring shorts, but the Japonese all had shorts. Or is this a new trend?

Soi 6 didn't have much good talent (7+) so I tried the go go. Quality has went down the tube. As a dark skin Westerner a second WS doorman would give the OK for me to enter. I dress better than 99% of men even though I was wearing brand new Nike shorts today. In Asia even white customers have been denied entry or service. It has even happened blatantly in PI. A lot of gogos have girls over 30 with bad tattoos and surgeries. With that trajectory Thailand doesn't work. Did you go on a busy weekend night? I didn't try Palace. A lot of the Top 10 gogos from 2016 have few customers and high drink prices today. Every farang has his challenges in SE Asia. There are plenty of other bars and girls happy for your patronage. I would leave dehumanizing spots alone. Forget those jerk doorman. Desperate men are keeping Pattaya afloat. I don't see myself bothering unless the quality goes back circa 2015.

[Mr Enternational]

I am used to all doors open. I know Palace caters more Japonese clientele, but didn't expect it come to this. But after that more than 10 Japonese guys entered, they simply entered (as I did in the past!

Years ago there used to be a Japanese place on the corner of Beach Road and Soi 4 or 5. I tried to go in and the guy would not let me. I started speaking Japanese and he still would not let me. Everything is not for everybody. Enjoy what is there for you and do not worry about what others have for themselves.

[Montecristo]

I was recently barred at the entrance of Palace. I am a Western and this was my first time in almost 20 years visiting Thailand. I am used to all doors open. I know Palace caters more Japonese clientele, but didn't expect it come to this. When I tried to enter the doorman said it was too full and even opened the door, and it seemed very busy. I stayed for some minutes at distance to watch, a group of 8-10 Indian guys were straighforward barred and there even was some tension because one tried to force and the doorman asked for backup support. But after that more than 10 Japonese guys entered, they simply entered (as I did in the past! Was it an unlucky day? Perhaps I could dress a little better and don't bring shorts, but the Japonese all had shorts. Or is this a new trend?

[SoberHans69]

Which G clubs did you go to and how were they?

No G clubs in Pattaya have a raucous atmosphere. Who has been saying that and which clubs was he / she referring to?

More real G clubs are just bars calling themselves G clubs as was a new trend when COVID started?

Which gogo bars are these?

Thanks for actually naming bars and how they currently are.

I've been in most of the G clubs around Soi Buakhaow in the past week and wasn't impressed with any of them. Boring with average at best girls but to each their own.

I'm not a Go Go guy, haven't barfined from them in around 10 years, but been hanging out with a newbie and visited some and only one I was really impressed with looks of the girls so far is Pin Up, manager seems like a nice guy too.

Went into Annie Jacks today on Soi Buakhaow and they have a few really nice girls for a beer bar but the barfine there is 1200 before 11 pm and 600 after. Crazy for a beer bar imo. I don't judge others for paying it but I'll just stick to freelancers and Soi 6.

Had a few good sessions in Soi 6 though at Cooters and the bar that used to be Spider girl or something. Useless at remembering the girls names though sorry. The girl at the latter asked me to take off the condom during the sex. She had a pretty face with blondish dyed hair.

[JizzyB]

This one's located at Soi 4.

Does anyone have any experience with a health clinic for medical treatment in Pattaya?

I have red eye and want to be prepared in case it gets worse and is conjunctivitis which I had a bad case of and which became a serious situation in Vietnam back in 2019.

Any suggestions help.

Thanks.

[Cusland]

Which G clubs did you go to and how were they?

No G clubs in Pattaya have a raucous atmosphere. Who has been saying that and which clubs was he / she referring to?

More real G clubs are just bars calling themselves G clubs as was a new trend when COVID started?

Which gogo bars are these?

Thanks for actually naming bars and how they currently are.

Busiest on Walking Street are the ones targeting Asian customers including Palace, Fahrenheit, Pin-Up (Plus a one or two more whose name I forget as I only go when I have customers in town) which are always packed around 10 pm Lady Love, Queen and Kink upstairs on LK targeting Western clients.

For the G-Clubs Heaven above always seems busy, plus Passion in Jomtien. High Rollers has a great crowd but is not a G-Club in my book.

[JasonSilva]

The amount of girls to patrons on Soi 6 is staggering. It must be like a 50 to 1 ratio during the day. Not a ton of quality though and the ones I've found attractive in terms of their face, once upstairs and the clothes come off the body isn't on point (most have baby damage that they are sly about hiding in their outfits when catcalling you as you walk by).

I am wondering how they are surviving? The girls can't be making more than 6 k baht per month.

[Free Dude]

Which G clubs did you go to and how were they?

No G clubs in Pattaya have a raucous atmosphere. Who has been saying that and which clubs was he / she referring to?

More real G clubs are just bars calling themselves G clubs as was a new trend when COVID started.

I've been to Amsterdam, Maggy May's, Screamers, Heaven Above and Pink Baby and Playgirls. But those last two are quite different in that they have a gogo set up and it is unclear if there are rooms on the premises (both are on soi boomerang though).

What I expected was many naked girls inside, hands on action in public. A little bit what the kino in FKK Oase was a decade ago. That's what I meant with raucous. But they seem to just be closed bars that appeal to older gentlemen.

Personally I like the set up of some of the semi closed bars on the 6 best. Where there is space to just hang outside, but you also can get privacy inside if you want to test the waters with a girl. Baby Cool, Lollipop, O bar seem to have this set up (Ruby as well, but I never see anyone inside).

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady come over earlier this, and I knew she had an unshaven pussy, so I bought her a razor and shaving cream. The idea was for her to take it home to get ready for next time. But, she was so horny that she went into the bathroom and shaved right then.

You can imagine what happened next.

[Explorer8939]

A couple of days ago, I had 2 ladies over to my condo, one a freelancer, the other a gogo dancer. They drank about 10 shots of real Tequila and were drunk as skunks. I was planning to go out soon, so I rushed them to the bedroom. I should have spent more time with them, since one of them getting very cozy with the other lady. But, I was in a hurry, and got down to business. They double teamed me, and were switching positions.

The problem was that they were very drunk, and one of them sat on my face and pounded my upper jaw. So, now I am very sore, I feel like I could pull out my upper teeth.

There are some ladies who prefer really hard action on their clit. I have a few in my rotation, and when I remember, I don't lick their pussies, I just fuck them. Otherwise, I could do real damage to my teeth. The problem was that this lady was new to me.

[Explorer8939]

Which G clubs did you go to and how were they?

No G clubs in Pattaya have a raucous atmosphere. Who has been saying that and which clubs was he / she referring to?

More real G clubs are just bars calling themselves G clubs as was a new trend when COVID started?

Which gogo bars are these?

Thanks for actually naming bars and how they currently are.

From first hand experience, I can say that Maggie Mays occasionally is raucous.

A Gentlemen's club is a closed bar, which promotes lewd behavior by the ladies. Unlike, say, a Soi 6 bar that is open, and where the lady may have a Thai boyfriend sitting on a moto outside the bar.

Back in the day, there were also gloried BJ bars, like LE Poste on Soi Lenkhee, where you would be in and out in 15 minutes. The ladies were mostly 40+, and the lighting was bad.

[CaliGuy33]

Been in Pattaya for a while now and do feel the regular YouTubers are kind of in their own world. To me most of the girls in the gents clubs are really unattractive (although there might be a couple cute ones here and there). I find a lot more to fuck on soi 6 (way more girls). Have been in about 5 gents clubs and never saw the raucous atmosphere so often discussed. Maybe because I got bored very quickly and left after 1 drink. In one of the pothole ones yesterday, there were 5 guys sitting inside without company (and two fresh couples) and a dozen girls outside looking at the empty street to call on guys passing by. What's the point?

In general I don't find that many girls here attractive. Maybe found 5 on TF to message over the week, most didn't even read my message. Elsewhere girls attract me with a smile or other behavior. Things you can't really see on TF. Such as a farm fresh girl on soi 6 that's shy at first, but slowly loosens up. When I walked by the next day she pulled me to the railing and stuck her tongue down my throat. A couple minutes later I was upstairs, inside her, getting my brains fucked out (she looks like she finds waiting on the 6 very boring). Never seen anyone so happy with 100 baht tip. To me these are the things that make Pattaya fun.

In general I must say the sex has been really good. Anyone over 24 is giving good all round performance, the girls have surprised me with how quickly the shyness vanished and DFK for instance improved during the sex. Really only had one dud, but it was kind of obvious she didn't really like me. .

The amount of girls to patrons on Soi 6 is staggering. It must be like a 50 to 1 ratio during the day. Not a ton of quality though and the ones I've found attractive in terms of their face, once upstairs and the clothes come off the body isn't on point (most have baby damage that they are sly about hiding in their outfits when catcalling you as you walk by).

[CaliGuy33]

I would skip the clinic and head down to Bangkok Pattaya Hospital on Sukhumvit to see an eye specialist. It may be 1000 baht versus the 300 baht at the clinic, but you will thank me later.

Thanks for the intel. I have travel insurance so cost doesn't matter. My eye got better on its own in the last day, at least for now.