Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Paying 50 k baht for sex under the right circumstances is one thing, but I can't figure out why anyone in their right mind would make such an outsize offer in Pattaya knowing full well that the girl hates him and would almost certainly give him a crappy time even if she accepted the offer.

I also wonder exactly how odious a guy has to be to get refused by a hooker while offering 20-50 times the going rate. Of course, if she were a regular girl, it would be entirely different, but she's a hooker in a hooker disco and regularly takes plenty of dick (and not necessarily from super-hot-amazing guys) for way less. What could have possibly caused her to hate you so much?

I know for most board members it's hard to comprehend. But you have to realize that I'm on a totally different playing field than most if not all customers. For one, I don't have to worry too much about money and I don't work. My life is just play and I enjoy doing so with girls, especially the hustling type, as with strippers. All this, is thanks to my dad in Hong Kong. I am not unattractive either by any means and I have experience in this type underground lifestyle of party, sex, and drugs my entire life. So it's easy for me to relate to these girls and their life. I don't come from money, but rather from power. I have a reputation on Walking Street amongst the go go bars and the girls who work there. One is that I'm a "playboy" who has a lot of money. I am generous on money, safe, kind, but kinky as fuck when it comes to sex. And lastly, don't ever get attached to me because I have so many girls. I like to play around with these go go bar girls emotions some times, especially girls who think they have a "golden pussy."

The thing is that when I first came on the scene on Walking Street, I was able to go into any Go Go bar and take "any" of the top girls of my own choosing. I did this repeatedly and always got the first choice girls which were considered the hottest in the go go bars. They all wanted to play that "let me try to get him as MY customer" game. Meaning that I was 'hands off' to the other girls if the hottest girl I picked was able to seduce me long term by giving me the best experience. I used the girls jealousy with each other and egos amongst one another to play them all out. So after 3 years on Walking Street and hundreds of go go bar girls, my reputation proceeds me. I've only been turned down maybe 4 times. They even refused to come for a drink. I'm sure they have their reasons why but I assume.

1. They don't go with customers but rather hustle them for drinks like #174 of Palace. But they know my reputation and don't want to play with me. I just lay the money on the table and if they wany to avoid the hustling part, and make some money, they can come sit and then we go bang.

2. I've banged their best friend or real sister and they don't want to been looked as like another girl on my list. There are 3 blood sisters who work Sapphire. I was lucky to bang 2 out of the 3, Ae and Lala. The third refused me.

3. Also these girls know I like to play kinky with them by stories told from other girls. Some may be scared shitless. So it still amazes me, that it's only been 4 and all in the last 6 months, who have rejected me. These weren't even my top choice after 3 years.

4. They know I have a tendency to be blunt. I've told girls the truth about their weight, bad nose jobs, bad silicone jobs etc. Etc. I've even sat with their co-workers and talk shit about the girls dancing on stage.

There is also this side that if I don't like you for something you did, I will embarrass you. Also I have been known for making it rain yee sip baht many many times, but if I didn't like a particular girl for giving me a previous crappy experience, I tell mamasan that she isn't allowed to catch any of the money. Also she can't leave the stage and pretend to go to the bathroom either. There has been instances at What's Up and Baccara, where I've changed out 15,000 baht in 20's. I told the mamasan and wait staff, a specific girl or two wasn't allowed to catch any of the money when I made it rain. And if the mamasan refused my request, I will take the 15,000 baht somewhere else. Sure enough, the power of peer pressure and greed sunk in, and the girl or girls, I singled out, had to just stand there looking stupid while 15,000 baht of 20's was raining all on stage. The look on their faces was priceless. The other girls dancing next to them would also slap them asking "why aren't they catching the money?" Funny as hell.

Other instances, I have been known to have rang the bell and buy all the girls dancing on stage a drink "except for one. " At first the mamasan told me I cannot do. I told her, "you want to bet?" Let me talk to the manager, better yet, let me Facebook the owner and tell him you don't want me to spend 5000 baht on drinks in less than a minute by ringing the bell, all to protect the emotions of a single girl who gave me a shitty experience. Long story short. When they brought the trays of shots to the stage, it's hilarious to see that specific girl reaching for a glass, but service telling her that she cannot grab one and then point at me. Then she gets stared by all her friends and the entire club to see why she is just standing off to the side while every other girls on stage is giving me "cheers."

Don't feel too bad for any of this girls I pick on. They are the top end ones who think they have a "golden pussy." I'm sure you guys have ran into them before. It's just unfortunate for them, they haven't really met a guy like me who can play harder than them. It still amazes me that, even with these stories shared on Walking Street about my antics that I can still barfine 99.9% of the girls today. My crazy "Fifty Shades is Blue" life. Who else can hog tie and bang 4 Thai bridesmaids at one wedding?

[Gonzo88]

I am flying into pattaya airport. How much is it to go to beach road? How far is It? I will have a suitcase and a duffle bag so motorbike taxi is probably not going to work. Anything different I should know compared to flying into bjj?

Thanks for the help and advice.

Hey man,

Not sure what your budget is but Cherry Taxi is based in Pattaya, they have fairly new cars and charge 800 baht from Utapao. The dude will stand there with a sign. It is 1000 from BKK. Always reliable.

Cheers.

http://www.cherrytaxiservice.com/

[Rob Jones]

Mr. E gave pricing, but this is how you find the vans. Enter the terminal after deplaning and get your luggage. When you exit the luggage area, you will pass through a room with several vendors selling tickets for the vans and, I suppose, taxis. I don't think it matters which vendor you go to. Go to one offering van rides to Pattaya and get a ticket for a van ride to Pattaya. My memory is now a little clouded, but keep your ticket visible and head outside towards the vans that are lined up and eventually you will get directed to one. A bit confusing, but it works. And don't take your time getting a ticket! There are only so many vans and so many taxies, and I have seen a couple of people get left behind.

A taxi will get you to your hotel faster for more money, but the vans will get your there too, but you may be the last one off after many others are dropped off.

I find for 1000 for a taxi it is worth every baht. If there is 2 of you 500 Baht each! In Sydney that wouldn't get you out of the airport, so going for a 1 1/2 trip it is great.

[Crocodilexp]

This girl there dislikes me so much that I even offered her 50,000 baht for one night and I laid it all out on the table in front of me to show her I had the cash.

Paying 50 k baht for sex under the right circumstances is one thing, but I can't figure out why anyone in their right mind would make such an outsize offer in Pattaya knowing full well that the girl hates him and would almost certainly give him a crappy time even if she accepted the offer.

I also wonder exactly how odious a guy has to be to get refused by a hooker while offering 20-50 times the going rate. Of course, if she were a regular girl, it would be entirely different, but she's a hooker in a hooker disco and regularly takes plenty of dick (and not necessarily from super-hot-amazing guys) for way less. What could have possibly caused her to hate you so much?

[Franciscass]

I even offered her 50,000 baht for one night and I laid it all out on the table in front of me to show her I had the cash.

Not smart MonkeyPaw, Flashing that much dosh in a club anywhere in the world is asking for trouble. Why even take that much venturing out? There are some expert dippers in Pattaya often lady boys who would more than happy to "take care of you".

[MonkeyPaw]

Of course they can say no. Same probably applies in a soapie. Even the ones that wave and smile at you will likely be mechanical with you. If she isn't even looking at you, they why would you want to pick her? Again, if you pick her anyway, she can probably refuse to see you. If not, expect a bad session!

Sorry I meant at the soapy massages, they can't say "no." I was told by the managers, if they did reject a customer. They have to pay the cut from given to the business, out of their own pocket. Hate to tell you, but it's a crap shoot with soapies even if they have that enthusiasm look and wave at you anyways. Their job is to hustle. Don't think smiles and winks all equate to GFE. It doesn't. So if your goal is to bang the hottest girls, then when you get that chance, pick the hottest ones. If your goal is GFE but on a budget, then be prepared to settle for less when it comes to looks.

[Rob Jones]

Can't blame them now, can you? Look at the odds.

1. There are nearly 10,000 similar providers all available within a 2 km radius.

2. The average buyer is around for less than a week.

3. The lifestyle they lead is all about YOLO and materialism.

Why would they not go after money fast and easy? Especially when there is a sucker born every minute. I was reading the PI thread where one guy sent money to chick for her to finger herself online. She is now claiming she popped her cherry with her own finger and is demanding a payment for that.

Hi Blanq.

When you look it at like that it does make sense. It is a lifestyle that I don't envy and at times I have trouble understanding the hardness that some of the girls display who seem to have everything going their way and the softness that is evident in others who should be bitter due to the cards that life has dealt them. I gave a keeper at the moment whose mum died and her father after scarring her back with cigarette burns took off was raised in an orphanage and at a young age thru sickness I think had a hysterectomy and therefore will be childless and knowing the importance of family to the Thais how hard this will be. Other then paying for services has she asked for extra money and has the sweetest disposition of anyone I have met.

Rob.

[LaoMan]

As far as I am concerned, all of these broads came from the same place (planting crops in bum fuck Esan) and most of them will eventually end up in the same place (pushing around a food cart).

Truer words have not been said Mr E. I have only been to Pattaya 2 times and I will never work out the Thai girl mind set. I have sat in a near empty a gogo and not one girl make eye contact with me. This happened in 3 in a row last month, I had just hit town horny as can be with about 24000 Baht burning a hole in my pocket! In frustration as leaving the third place I pulled out 10,000 and showed the girls gathered around the door. 3 asked for drinks and I impolitely told them to f&ck off.

You have to remember these girls have little to no education and there idea of a business plan is easy money fast and tomorrow doesn't exist.

Rob.

As opposed to one of the "bum fuck" rust belt states? Perhaps you should look at the way you dress and certainly the way you behave if the above is anything to go by.

[Blanquiceleste]

Mr. E gave pricing, but this is how you find the vans. Enter the terminal after deplaning and get your luggage. When you exit the luggage area, you will pass through a room with several vendors selling tickets for the vans and, I suppose, taxis. I don't think it matters which vendor you go to. Go to one offering van rides to Pattaya and get a ticket for a van ride to Pattaya. My memory is now a little clouded, but keep your ticket visible and head outside towards the vans that are lined up and eventually you will get directed to one. A bit confusing, but it works. And don't take your time getting a ticket! There are only so many vans and so many taxies, and I have seen a couple of people get left behind.

A taxi will get you to your hotel faster for more money, but the vans will get your there too, but you may be the last one off after many others are dropped off.

Or if you do not mind spending a bit more, book a taxi from a reliable operator. VR Taxi operated by a guy named Keak is a good bet. Charges 800 one way.

[Blanquiceleste]

............and their idea of a business plan is easy money fast and tomorrow doesn't exist

Can't blame them now, can you? Look at the odds.

1. There are nearly 10,000 similar providers all available within a 2 km radius.

2. The average buyer is around for less than a week.

3. The lifestyle they lead is all about YOLO and materialism.

Why would they not go after money fast and easy? Especially when there is a sucker born every minute. I was reading the PI thread where one guy sent money to chick for her to finger herself online. She is now claiming she popped her cherry with her own finger and is demanding a payment for that.

[FL Hawk]

I am flying into pattaya airport. How much is it to go to beach road? How far is It? I will have a suitcase and a duffle bag so motorbike taxi is probably not going to work. Anything different I should know compared to flying into bjj?

Thanks for the help and advice.

Mr. E gave pricing, but this is how you find the vans. Enter the terminal after deplaning and get your luggage. When you exit the luggage area, you will pass through a room with several vendors selling tickets for the vans and, I suppose, taxis. I don't think it matters which vendor you go to. Go to one offering van rides to Pattaya and get a ticket for a van ride to Pattaya. My memory is now a little clouded, but keep your ticket visible and head outside towards the vans that are lined up and eventually you will get directed to one. A bit confusing, but it works. And don't take your time getting a ticket! There are only so many vans and so many taxies, and I have seen a couple of people get left behind.

A taxi will get you to your hotel faster for more money, but the vans will get your there too, but you may be the last one off after many others are dropped off.

[FL Hawk]

Soi 6 bars has some options too. They can't say "no" (I think).

Of course they can say no. On Soi 6, I got rejected once when I returned for a repeat because the girl was hurt that I didn't come the first time with her. She didn't want to face "failing" with me again. She was happy to sit and talk to me, and seemed surprised when I got up to leave, and she was adamant that she liked me and would otherwise have repeated with me, but she takes her work seriously and bla bla bla. She was college educated, for what that is worth. Surprising. Very stunning girl, and had I think I could have pulled of a come with her, but oh well.

And some of the young girls may not want a fat, old, ugly etc. Dude. I can understand that! And if they are making good money sticking with the younger and handsomer dudes, then fine. So, they can either ignore you or walk away. If it happens, you may be able to go to the mamasan, but the worst they can do is charge the girl for the BF they are missing out on. The girls are free lancers there and it would be prostitution if the owners made them to with a dude they didn't want. But really, do you want to be with a girl who is sickened at the thought of being with you? You can always find cute-enough girls who will show you a good time regardless of your looks.

Same probably applies in a soapie. Even the ones that wave and smile at you will likely be mechanical with you. If she isn't even looking at you, they why would you want to pick her? Again, if you pick her anyway, she can probably refuse to see you. If not, expect a bad session!

[Rob Jones]

As far as I am concerned, all of these broads came from the same place (planting crops in bum fuck Esan) and most of them will eventually end up in the same place (pushing around a food cart).

Truer words have not been said Mr E. I have only been to Pattaya 2 times and I will never work out the Thai girl mind set. I have sat in a near empty a gogo and not one girl make eye contact with me. This happened in 3 in a row last month, I had just hit town horny as can be with about 24000 Baht burning a hole in my pocket! In frustration as leaving the third place I pulled out 10,000 and showed the girls gathered around the door. 3 asked for drinks and I impolitely told them to f&ck off.

You have to remember these girls have little to no education and there idea of a business plan is easy money fast and tomorrow doesn't exist.

Rob.

[Horatio]

Whatever some one else wants to do is ok with me and lots of people have more money then me. That said 50,000 for a girl is crazy. More power to you though if you can afford it and want to spend it that way.

If you are looking to bang decent looking girls and don't like rejection just go to the soapy massages 2500 and up. Soi 6 bars has some options too. They can't say "no" (I think). The most beautiful girls get to pick and choose their customers when it comes to bars and clubs. If she's the hottest one there or even top 10, more than likely you better have something she wants besides money. That's because there are 100 other guys who also have money as well all in the same place. You can get laid in Pattaya, but it not always your first, second, or even third choice. Last night I was at What's Up messing around. This girl there dislikes me so much that I even offered her 50,000 baht for one night and I laid it all out on the table in front of me to show her I had the cash. She told the Mamasan and waiter "not him!" So even I get rejected now and then. She was like bottom of my to do list anyways, so my feelings weren't too hurt. I think she knew that after seeing me for over 2 years at her work place.

[MonkeyPaw]

Well, good looking girls are asking 3 k from me, I am not white so this is expected. I roamed around soi 7 soi 8 and soi buakhao but could not see any doables there. With so many girls around, it is easy to miss (I am not very picky either) !! Can you recommend any girl or beer bar? Feeling helpless as a brown guy (This is never to say I am not getting pussys, only the price and quality does not match) !! Thing is, the best looking are up for only ST, some won't even budge below 3 k for LT. Last 2 days I paid 2 k for LT but they were not very beautiful (but doable offcourse) . Next time I will visit either with my white friends or to some other destination like Manila!!

If you are looking to bang decent looking girls and don't like rejection just go to the soapy massages 2500 and up. Soi 6 bars has some options too. They can't say "no" (I think). The most beautiful girls get to pick and choose their customers when it comes to bars and clubs. If she's the hottest one there or even top 10, more than likely you better have something she wants besides money. That's because there are 100 other guys who also have money as well all in the same place. You can get laid in Pattaya, but it not always your first, second, or even third choice. Last night I was at What's Up messing around. This girl there dislikes me so much that I even offered her 50,000 baht for one night and I laid it all out on the table in front of me to show her I had the cash. She told the Mamasan and waiter "not him!" So even I get rejected now and then. She was like bottom of my to do list anyways, so my feelings weren't too hurt. I think she knew that after seeing me for over 2 years at her work place.