Pattaya Reports

[Franga]

I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

Prostitution is only illegal if carried out in "a place of prostitution". Your hotel is not a place of prostitution. It is a business that provides accomodation services. Prostitution activities may take place there, but it is not a place of prostitution (ie, a brothel).

Similarly for all of the massage places. They carry on the business of providing massage services, hence they are not places of prostitution.

However girls are very wary of leaving any evidence of prostition activities being carried out on their premises so will remove all condoms and their packages, and take them elsewhere.

[Franga]

Can someone gives me advice as to whether this is a good place to stay as far as distance to Soi 6 and walking street?

It is convenient to Soi 6, but not walking street. There are a lot of road construction activities on Beach Rd at the moment, so traffic is slowed there, especially at the busy time in the evening. So getting to Walking St via Beach Rd may take some time.

[Member #4698]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?
2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?
3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

1. Tell her exactly, "I want to barfine you my hotel."

2. A) Only pick up girls from girl girl bars and GO GO's. And don't worry too much about it because it is very obvious and 99.9975% of the time you will know. B) But when in doubt pass ie trust your instincts on this. C). Ask politely if you must. LB's will tell you the truth. Girls will laugh and ask you why you ask. And posties will tell you they are girls. Ha Ha. D) How to decline a LB advance? That's funny too: just smile and say, "I looking for girl, sorry" and that will do it.

3. Take Horatio's advice. 700 to 1000 baht is the range for Soi 6 bar girls, but a couple of hundred baht doesn't matter if you like the girl and she is better looking than most of the others. To such a girl you might say, "I give you X (the venue price) plus I give you good tip if you make me happy." That works a lot. On the other hand if a girl asks for some outrageous sum 2 or 3 times her venue's range. Walk away. She is no good.

4. On illegality, 555: Don't worry about it. Once you arrive in Pat and see with your own eyes what is going on, you won't give it a 2nd thought. BTW, your hotel is girl friendly. Take as many girls as you like back to your room and have a blast. And don't miss the Walking Street Go Go's!

5. RTFF. It is all here.

[Horatio]

You just tell the girl you want to bar fine her. Don't be so caught up on overpaying. A few hundred baht isn't that big a deal to overpay.

Mostly things are pretty straight forward. Say what you want and be upfront.

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

[Jbatts77]

If you've never been to Pattaya, it's important to figure out the basic layout *before* you arrive. If you know where things are, you'll be able to book lodging in a place that's centrally located. You'll also be able to get where you need to go on foot, by baht bus or by motorbike taxi. Most importantly you'll be able to get down to business immediately upon arrival without wasting a bunch of time. Online maps are fine, but I also recommend buying an old-fashioned map that you can look at while you are planning your trip. I like the Groovy map of Pattaya, which I find has just right level of detail. You can buy it from Amazon for about 270 baht plus shipping.

https://www.amazon.com/GROOVY-PATTAY.../dp/9745250333

Can someone gives me advice as to whether this is a good place to stay as far as distance to Soi 6 and walking street?

I am staying for 5 days, I am 33 years old, attractive and in shape, and my whole reason for going is to smash tons of Pattaya Girls. I can't find any solid info online that helps with this.

Anyway, here is where I am staying:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Re...e.html?m=19905

[Jbatts77]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

[Mr Enternational]

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot. A chick hit me up talking about an Indian guy that killed a chick the other day.

This guy from indian kill the girl. The guy love her to much and give her everything she want. But the girl meet new good one more then him and the girl say no to stay togetther with him. And the guy come big angry.

Guys please remember the 3rd Commandment of mongering: Thou shalt not covet these hoes.

[InsolentSpike]

Hello everyone,

Have done the German FKKs and am now ready for the Pattaya experience.

I'm not a drinker or party person but am intrigued about the idea of LT action.

I have been watching countless YouTube videos and plan to check out the Beach Road Freelancers.

Are the freelancers a good idea for LT? Many stunners from what I see in the videos.

Thanks!

[FL Hawk]

This is my pet peeve. Too many guys buying lady drinks and doing absolutely nothing other than staring in to a girl's eyes or touching her shoulders and waist. DFK, mutual groping, and lap dancing should be standard if you buy a girl a lady drink.

Will never forget the good old days of 2016 when Soi 6 girls used to greet you with their hands down your pants.

Good advice, and one I tend to ignore. I am much more likely to BF her is she gets into some kissing and groping, but my nature is that I rarely initiate such action. I have one more trip to Pattaya in 3 weeks to work on that.

I started coming to Patts in May 2015 I can't say I was ever greeted with hands in my pants! But I am old and you have that charm that the ladies love. Haha.

[Franga]

Some photos of the old X'Zyte nightclub from 2009.

[Banana Boi]

I've seen both spellings, your's make sense if there was a club by that name.

The disco was called Xzyte Club and I've spelled the name of that soi on here as Soi X-zyte and Soi xzyte in the past.

That huge piece of land is such a wasteland. Has its semi annual mini fairs. About 2 years ago I went to an amazing outdoor Thai concert with lots of acts there. Felt sorry for guys who were looking for P4 P that night because so many hot Thai girls were at that concert.

[Downandup]

Thanks I think the place might be called Jonart massage? There is two Soi, the far left it runs around back to Soi Buakhao the other is as BB noted Soi Excite.

No, I was corrected on another board, it's Janet Massage.

I am pretty sure that it is called Soi Excyte, which is named after the nightclub which existed on that large open area of ground further down and closer to 3rd Road. It is now torn down.

I've seen both spellings, your's make sense if there was a club by that name.

[Member #4766]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

28 yrs on Soi 6. 1000 baht. Chick rating =8. Room extra 400 baht..

Great Report man.

I am about to visit Pattaya on 15 Nov. I will be staying at Baywalk. I hope to get as much fun as possible. Your report gives a idea about going rates. Thank you very much.

[Mr Enternational]

However I found that girls had very good memories of exactly how much I had paid them in the past, even if was weeks or months ago. Some would then ask why the amount had changed.

Some may not even care to a certain extent. I have been fucking this chick that is a dental hygienist. I usually give her 1200 baht. The other day she sent me a message saying that she misses me. I said you miss me, or you miss my money? She got offended.

She came over that night. I like her coming over because she has a real job to go to and doesn't lay around all day like the chicks that don't. She usually gets up at 9 to be at work at 10. But she woke up at 9:30 trying to fuck. After that she started lounging around. I said hey you are late for work. She said she didn't have to be there until 1 today! Damn.

When she got ready to leave I gave her 1000 baht, 200 less that usual. She thanked me and gave me a kiss and keeps sending messages as usual.

[Mr Enternational]

As soon as I walked out of 808 I saw a chick that I fancied and attached myself to her. She was with a friend. I asked where we were going. She said she was going to sleep but her friend wanted to go to the Arab disco. I said where, Marine? She didn't answer. Her friend started talking shit. We go to Arab disco and maybe you will not like the music. And drinks cost more than 808. They cost more than 200 baht. I looked at that bich like she was crazy, talking as if I could not afford to pay more than 200 baht for a drink. I went through my phone and showed the girl I was walking with a picture of me in Arab garb in Dubai; as in tell your friend to shut the fuck up.

As soon as we walked in, I went to the bar and got my usual Sangsom on ice. It was 210 baht. (The drinks may cost more here, but they are not watered down like 808.) Meanwhile those broads are sitting over there drinkless. Who thirsty now bich? Later on the chick said that her friend told her to ask me to buy them drinks, but she told her if I wanted to buy drinks for them I would offer. I was half way finished with my drink when my girl said she was going to leave and go to sleep. I said well I am coming too and turned my glass up. I asked where her bike was and she said she didn't have one. I said that is okay. We can take mine. She wanted me to take her to her room but I told her fuck that. You are going home with me.

We got back to my room and she kept doing all this hemming and hawing talking about taking a motorbike home. It was like she didn't really want to tell me she was a hooker. Finally she broke the news gently saying she is working like other girls in Pattaya. Well hell, I am hiring like other men in Pattaya. She asked how much I would give her. I said how much do you want? She said 2000. I started laughing. She said how much you give me. I said 1200. She said give me a towel and I will go take a shower.

Finally went to sleep after 6. I woke up at 9 to do my things and woke her up at 11:30 for round 2. I gave her the 1200 and she insisted to take a motorbike taxi to where she was going instead of me taking her. I asked her why she was ashamed to be with me. We went out the door and she yelled "Mo-Sy". This was my first time hearing someone call a motorcycle taxi like this, unless I just have not been paying attention all these years.