Pattaya Reports

[JohnnyO]

Hi, can someone please tell me if these condos are guest friendly, will I have to pass through a reception to get to my room. Thanks.

[Tomasb]

I use a Philco also and recently upgraded to this model from a pure beard razor also made by Philco. It was on the advice of a male Walgreens clerk and I have to say on body hair such as the chest area, it works very well, though recommend trimming with scissors first to reduce some of the electric razor work. It cost about $70 for this model but worth it. The Philco also holds a long charge too.

Sounds good but it would be embarrassing for an old guy like me being serviced by some lady giving me a wax job. But then again, maybe not.

Yea I suppose it's courteous to the lady since I don't like licking hair when I go down on them either.

Interesting, that looks worth a look.

I used those hair cremes in the past but was always afraid to use them on my nuts. Any burn down there is magnified pain. I've used a razor and I've also used a trimmer and nicked my balls and was not a pleasant sight.

[Turgid]

Sounds good but it would be embarrassing for an old guy like me being serviced by some lady giving me a wax job. But then again, maybe not.

Yea I suppose it's courteous to the lady since I don't like licking hair when I go down on them either.

Interesting, that looks worth a look.

I used those hair cremes in the past but was always afraid to use them on my nuts. Any burn down there is magnified pain. I've used a razor and I've also used a trimmer and nicked my balls and was not a pleasant sight.

I am hairy from head to foot. In my first visit to China many years ago the first set of girls I went with were so grossed out that I shaved my chest and pubes with a razor, and did not like the chore. Now I just can't be bothered.

[Breadman]

So I'm at a bar today and two girls who I've seen on different occasional are there and now they are friends. They've both done BB with me so I figured I'd try them out for a threesome. We get upstairs and they both say 'no, use condom'.

So the girl puts on the condom, gets it down around 3 inches. And I do my normal 'both of you in doggy'. I'm not one for 'try to find the pussy'. Pounding away on the first girl, have them both in doggy and then realize these girls only pulled out one condom. They weren't thinking 'lets switch condoms between girls'. With no fresh condom in sight I had to test out the theory that it never occurred to either of them to swap condoms when swapping. So I did just that, pulled out, one step to the left please and 'insert here' into the other girl. No complaints. "A few moments later". A step to the right. And into the first girls pussy. Again. No complaints just moans. Back and forth I went, testing the theory that eventually logic might prevail. Nope. I was getting tired of doing the shuffle so got the smaller one on top of the other so I could do fast pussy pops. All 4 holes vertically aligned. The top girl can't keep it up so she goes back to doggy next to the other so I go to pull out. And no condom on my dick. So now what? So I put my dick back into the girl who was on the bottom bareback and try to think it out. Which girl has the condom? I was doing that pussy popping really fast and hadn't been paying much attention. So 50/50 is what I'm thinking. I need to find it or both girls will be digging in their respective pussies. The girls kept their heads down so I pulled out and picked one to finger and felt the condom. Luckily managed to get it out without anyone seeing.

So. You can't put a condom back on in this situation. So I shuffled over and put my dick into the one who hopped off now trying to figure out how to get out of this situation. How long can I keep this up without getting caught? The odds sure didn't seem in my favor, fly too close to the sun and you come falling back to the ground. Took me a few minutes to figure out what to do. So I pulled out and snapped the condom so the girls would turn and then left a load of cum on each of their assholes and watched it dribble down to their pussies.

[Gonz0]

Yes, my picky Korean fav urged me to stop shaving for that specific reason. As the hair starts to regrow, the stubble can be itchy indeed. So, I stopped shaving. She is now pleased with my grooming. My groomer is a Braun device, which allows me to set the length of the cut. Got it at Costco for around $20, a year ago. It works great.

Absolutely! I trim everywhere that her mouth will go.

I often give the trimmer to some bar girl staying the night and have her trim my back where I can't reach. .

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

For those of you that trim instead of shave. What length do you trim down to?

Does / did anyone wax? Is it worth the extra pain and chance of ingrown hairs to have a smoother finish?

[CaliGuy33]

Booked up to arrive in Pattaya on 1st September until 18th.

I enjoyed Rio a lot but Pattayas still my favourite.

The women in Rio blow the women in Pattaya away looks and performance wise but women of just part of a holiday for me.

I love the fact I can relax in Pattaya and not have to worry about safety, English being widely spoken (I'm awful at learning languages), everything being walking distance and the food. Can definitely see why people think Rio is better though just not for me.

Hopefully some of you will be around and I can buy you a drink.

I have to agree with you. The inherent relaxing nature of Pattaya is its biggest draw for me. If you stay in central Pattaya, everything you need is in walking / baht bus distance. Cheap food, beach, day trips to koh larn, cheap massages and of course the chicas.

[OlderMan4U]

Lots of places offer a man-kini wax. It lasts longer and isn't itchy like a close shave. They typically include your arse area as well.

Sure the first time can be a little sensitive but just let them know it's your first, to go slow and not to rip out great acreages each pass. They will trim the long areas first anyway before waxing..

Sounds good but it would be embarrassing for an old guy like me being serviced by some lady giving me a wax job. But then again, maybe not.

Absolutely! I trim everywhere that her mouth will go.

Yea I suppose it's courteous to the lady since I don't like licking hair when I go down on them either.

When I got my vasectomy the doctor used a 3M Surgical. I have been using one ever since.

Interesting, that looks worth a look.

I use a Philips Norelco that does an outstanding job and lasts a very long time, keeping me looking nice and smooth. For my groin and balls, I use a creme that easily removes hair. I will use a scissors to cut the pubic hair down some, then the cream takes the rest of it off. Then to get it really smooth, I go over the area with my manscaper. For my nuts, I go with just the creme. Burns a little bit for a couple of days, but that's it and well worth it. Especially if you want them nuts sucked! Mr. Ho in the German FKK threads trims his anal hairs to prep for rim jobs LOLOLOL!

I used those hair cremes in the past but was always afraid to use them on my nuts. Any burn down there is magnified pain. I've used a razor and I've also used a trimmer and nicked my balls and was not a pleasant sight.

[Bunky]

Went on the prowl in Pattaya after about 15 years of not visiting the place. I am a bit disappointed. What the hell happened with proliferation of beer gardens between second and third street, wow!

I suspect Mr. Zen is referring to the Tree Town complex, as well as what's left of the old Made in Thailand complex which is adjacent to it. To be accurate, this area is bounded on the west by Second Road and on the east by Soi Buakao.

So many options, but obviously post-COVID everything is too large and there's mostly not enough girls or punters or in some cases both. And not judging here but most of the clientele has that 1,000 mile stare, is rapidly approaching or has passed age 60 and in general I don't know . . . vibe just feels offputting.

During the worst of the COVID shutdowns and travel restrictions the "regular" tourist trade all but disappeared, leaving a handful of ex-pats to hold the fort in Pattaya. I think they are the guys Mr. Zen saw during his visit. Yes, they tend to be older. And when they go out for the evening they seldom party as hard as the short-term millionaires who are in town for brief holidays. Finally, there are still many girls waiting in the provinces until they are absolutely positively sure that travel restrictions are lifted and that the rich handsome men have return to Pattaya in force. The trend is positive, in my view. (I read a recent post by Mr. 8939 on upcoming additions to the naughty boy scene.) But keep in mind it's low season right now. Assuming the former relaxed travel rules return (at least for vaccinated tourists) and the mandatory health insurance is eliminated or drastically reduced, I think we can expect the punters to return to Pattaya in force this fall. That will trigger a virtuous cycle where the girls return as well.

During the next six to eight months it will still be possible to enjoy a Pattaya holiday. As other guys have noted often, there is more to do than partake in the naughty boy scene. If those things appeal to you, I think you can spend a pleasant sojourn soon. But understand that it's low season and nightlife is not even close to being where it was, say, in the fall of 2019. (Insert obligatory concession here that even pre-COVID Pattaya had its faults.) Sounds like that's a deal-breaker for Mr. Zen. If you feel the same way, you should probably sit on your hands until the end of the year.

Bunky

[SoberHans69]

Booked up to arrive in Pattaya on 1st September until 18th.

I enjoyed Rio a lot but Pattayas still my favourite.

The women in Rio blow the women in Pattaya away looks and performance wise but women of just part of a holiday for me.

I love the fact I can relax in Pattaya and not have to worry about safety, English being widely spoken (I'm awful at learning languages), everything being walking distance and the food. Can definitely see why people think Rio is better though just not for me.

Hopefully some of you will be around and I can buy you a drink.

[Mr Enternational]

Are you suggesting you met and had ST with a girl from the country of Surinam, which is very small country in northeast South America, or was something lost in translation?

I think he meant she was from Surin, but wrote Surinamese in order to say a person from Surin.

[Mano112]

You are absolutely right about this.

Majority of Indians often haggle on everything for a meagre amount of money. There were more cases of them refusing to pay the agreed amount after the deed even. 1 case goes like: The guy agreed 1000 baht for ST. After the deed is done, he asked for 50% discount and says he'll just pay 500 baht.

In another case, group of Indian tourist walk into a massage parlour. They haggle for half the quoted price. After they got the price they agreed on, they asked to see the girl naked first. Yeah 3-4 guys sampling on 1 selected girl naked. When they've enjoyed the view, they walked out of the place saying the deal is no good and refused to pay a single baht after having enjoyed someone who was paraded to them naked and some drinks. In return, these massage parlours mark up they normal prices by 50% as they'll be expecting the usual haggling from Indian tourists.

Its so bad that more and more people just avoid doing business with them altogether. The meagre amount of money they offer isn't even worth the time and effort to haggle with them.

Yes in all cases, not everyone is the same. But people everywhere do like to generalize or stereotype races and that's really normal as its how humans think and how the world works.

Of course there will be shops everywhere that will make an exception to such behavior. You just have to find it.

Just adding here. Indians have a seriously bad rep in Thailand. It is our fault. It got better in 2018 as many Indian joints opened up but it tanked again. I personally go alone and not in groups. I use good perfume and am very respectful. I dress well and nice watch etc. I do the usual negotiation with farang type counters. Sometimes girls think I'm from Thailand or Singapore but I honestly and proudly always tell them am from Mumbai India. India is too diverse and Thailand is the one place where people from all walks of life visit from India. I have seen Indian labour class guys go there as well. Still be nice and gentle. You should be fine. Gogo clubs that don't allow you or ask for a entry fee instead try to just buy some paid drinks upfront save the entry fee. Don't react / overreact to you being barred; accpst it and talk your way out of it. I remember there was a time when I was the only Indian in the whole of Baccara. They didn't allow others Indians so easy. 5 yrs apart same policy and same Baccara guard let me in LOL. He had afro type long hair. Learn a few thai words to break the ice with the Club bouncers its not all bad. I looked like a overweight pig but was treated like very well in Cambodia but still I prefer Pattaya cause it just has a lot more to offer. Strip clubs naked dances, food its all there. I doubt the glory days of 2012-13 would ever come back but atleast I was there then.

[BionicMan]

Are you suggesting you met and had ST with a girl from the country of Surinam, which is very small country in northeast South America, or was something lost in translation?

I bet he typed Issan and the keyboard returned Suriname. LOL.

[HappyMealToy22]

Are you suggesting you met and had ST with a girl from the country of Surinam, which is very small country in northeast South America, or was something lost in translation?

Hi Tomasb,

Thanks your remark, she was from the Surin province, but I wrongly wrote Surinam in my report, my bad.

[Tomasb]

Are you suggesting you met and had ST with a girl from the country of Surinam, which is very small country in northeast South America, or was something lost in translation?

Because it's my first post, I would like to thanks all the members of the forum, I discovered the forum in 2016, and learned so much since. As a ghost member, I was enjoyed reading some reports or learning from other members.

I think it's now my time to do my part. Today I'm in Pattaya, it's my third time in Thailand, I decided to stay in the Hilton hotel and book a second room in the LK metropole hotel (thanks to Sir Lancelot amazing report) as a forward operating base (FOB).

As an experienced monger, I'm quite ok with the *commercial* and social part of the job, but as a first timer in Pattaya, I'm a little uncomfortable with the places I had to discover and build my new routine in the city.

On my day 1 , I visited some LK metro gogo bar, with a poor line up of girl on stage (5/6 girls I could rate 4:5/10 in lady love for example) then I went in some bars in soi buakhao. The places looks very actives and there is a lot of choice (maybe too much for a newbie like, I made a long time to choose my spots).

At the end, at destiny club, I met a Surinamese girl, very cute small and busty 20 yo girl, I barfined her for 1 k and agreed ST for 2 k, we left the bar but she took me to Champagne club, she met some old friends and paid us some tequila and beers, its was cool and rapid moment (and I enjoyed some free drinks).

At my FOB, we had a rapid and classic sex, she was very hot but inexperienced, after a shower together we had a cute kissing time, and she tried to ride me without condom, I stopped her and put a condom and we sex in basic positions, I finished on her ass, we took a shower and left the place together.

Tonight is my second night, I will try to discover new places and chill.

[Love Seeker]

Highlights of changes.

Test and Go is gone, no pre-booking of hotels required (except for unvaccinated). A. K. A. No pre or post-arrival mandatory Covid-19 tests.

Thailand Pass remains mainly to prove insurance and vaccination status.

Alcohol serving venues can stay open until Midnight, although continue to be converted into restaurants and not legally bars or nightlife.

Mandatory insurance reduced to 10,000 USD.

Effective May 1st.

The general meeting of the Center for Covid-19 Situation Administration, chaired by Prime Minister Prayut Chan-O'Cha, has announced the cancellation of the 'Test&Go' scheme and zoning relaxation in controlled areas (orange zones), effective May 1st.

Firstly, Thailand Pass will remain, mainly to verify vaccination status and proof of insurance. This will be continually evaluated. Thailand Pass will also be paused temporarily to update the system for the new rules, set to start on the first of May. Those who have already booked will need to inquire individually with hotels / Thailand Pass about potential refunds or "grandfather" clauses after May 1st. Before May 1st, all current rules will apply.

As a result of scrapping the 'Test&Go' scheme, all mandatory Covid-19 tests for vaccinated travelers have been canceled upon arrival in the Kingdom and only one self-ATK test is recommended (but not compulsory) during their stay. If an infection is found, they are required to go for treatment through the insurance process. Essentially, once one enters Thailand and goes through confirmation of their Thailand Pass paperwork and customs, they are free to go where they wish as of May first.

For non-vaccinated tourists, an RT-PCR test is required on the 4th-5th day of arrival in Thailand. If negative, a self-ATK (rapid antigen) test is later recommended during their stay. If an infection is found, they are required to go for treatment through an insurance process. A non-vaccinated person must still pre-book a hotel for five days and conduct a mandatory five-day hotel stay / quarantine, for now, this may change later this year.

The CCSA also announced the reduction of the insurance minimum coverage for both groups of vaccinated and non-vaccinated travelers from a minimum of USD 20,000 to a minimum of USD 10,000.

High-risk individuals who had contact with a person who tested positive for Covid-19 now only need to be quarantined for five days. They should also perform a self ATK test on Day 5 and Day 10. For days 6-10, they are allowed to end their quarantine but must continue to self-monitor their symptoms and self-test on day ten.

For domestic regulations, the CCSA has rezoned all the provinces in the controlled areas, or the orange zone, to the high surveillance areas, or the yellow zone, and some in the tourist pilot areas, or the blue zone. Essentially, this means all the provinces in the country are now basically following the same set of rules.

As a result, Thailand now has 0 provinces in the highest and most strict control areas (dark red), the maximum control area (red zone), and the controlled areas (orange zone), which dictated the level of Covid-19 rules that were set.

The high surveillance areas now has 65 provinces which include:

Kalasin Kamphaeng Phet Khon Kaen, Chanthaburi, Chachoengsao, Chaiyoeng, Chiang Rai, Trang, Trat, Nakhon Phanom, Nakhon Sawan, Narathiwat, Pattani, Narathiwat, Phra Sawan, Mukthan, Lamphun, Lamphun, Lamphun Songkhram, Sa Kaeo, Samut Songkhram, Sa Kaeo Saaburi, Sing Buri, Sukhothai, Suphan Buri Surin, Nong Khai, Nong Bua Lamphu, Ang Thong, Amnat Charoen Uthai Thani, Ubon Ratchathani, Tak Nakhon Nayok, Ubon Ratchathani Nakhon Ratchasima, Nakhon Si Thammarat, Buriram, Prachuap Khiri Khan Phra Nakhon Si Ayutthaya, Phatthalung, Phichit, Phitsanulok, Ranong, Ratchaburi, Samut Prakan, Samut Sakhon, Surat Thani, Udon Thani, and Uttaradit.

The blue zone or tourism pilot areas has now increased from 10 provinces to 12 provinces which include: Bangkok, Kanchanaburi, Krabi, Chonburi, Chiang Mai, Nonthaburi, Pathum Thani, Phang Nga, Phetchaburi, Phuket, Rayong, and Songkhla.

Technically, bars and nightclubs, and entertainment venues remain legally closed and will continue as converted restaurants. This will be evaluated in the future, the CCSA noted. As stated above, however, venues that are "restaurants" can legally serve alcohol until midnight as of May first.

School openings were also discussed, which are the same as this article we published earlier today.

All of the changes above will be effective on May 1st. TPN notes that none of this is official until is printed as law in the Royal Gazette, which as usually based on decisions in the past take place just before the date it becomes effective. All rules and policies announced, as always, are subject to change.

This is a developing story and future changes and / or clarifications could be made to this article.

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National News Writer at The Pattaya News. Born and raised in Bangkok, Nop enjoys telling stories of her hometown through her words and pictures. Her educational experience in the United States and her passion for journalism have shaped her genuine interests in society, politics, education, culture, and art.

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