Pattaya Reports

[Werqweq]

No, the girl in question seemed to be her younger sister. When we were discussing to have a vacation together and talked about families (she showed me the picture of her, sister, brother, and one parent together in the yard). Then her sister actually called being concerned that my girl did not go home that night and her sister's picture was shown on her phone.

But I can be easily manipulated. Her sister has no resemblance at all with my girl. On the picture then were 5 years younger, and so resemblance was not 100%. When I asked how come her sister did not look like her, my girl answered that most customers are "Asians" (her term) and Asians like big breasts, so her younger sister started doing plastic surgeries, and did not stop on breasts after became much more popular than my girl (apparently they compete!), and changed nose, etc.

To me: all believable, but looking objectively, not much evidence.

__Y.

It can certainly be true. It is true that many, I'll say most, thai girls refer to friends, and not even only very close friends, as sister (older sister, younger sister), but they do of course know the difference between a real sister and not. If somebody understands you are asking if she's really her sister or not, they will normally answer you correctly, unless they suspect you're trying to fullfill some perverted sexual fantasy of yours and they stand to both make some extra money on it. .

You can also ask to see their Thai ID. It will normally have english script also, and you can compare the familynames.

[Werqweq]

I think his post was just BS. The previous handle of ElMexicant was MonkeyPaw, who claimed to be a rich guy from Hong Kong (IIRC). Enough said, I think. In his posts as MonkeyPaw there was also a lot of BS.

His posts were funny and enjoyable, and should not be compared to some of the trolls posting here. I can certainly see the resemblance to ElMexicant in the few posts I've read now, and if so, welcome back.

Several brothers here also met MonkeyPaw in real life I believe, but sadly I was not in Thailand at the time I think, or I might have grabbed a taxi to Pattay to buy him a drink and shag some pattaya girl.

[Forty Drinks]

Mr Sins back at it again.

1 jacks.

He has taken a liking to Ice. Damn She is Hot. I've never seen Ice there before.

Little darker than I like but Whiteness can be compromised.

[Forty Drinks]

1030 pm Pattaya Time.

Mr Sins is live streaming from inside One Eyed Jacks Agogo.

He is allowed to show the who Kitten Kaboodle. Girls dancing on stage, etc. He did say he is trying avoid Bare tittie's.

Saturday night crowd looks non existent as it is everyday.

Bar tab over $200 and counting. Say $5 per that's 40 drinks. Hahaha. He did purchase 2 k butt of ping pong balls so don't know if that was Extra on the side.

Good production as girls faces and bodies are very clear.

Final Bill approaching $700. Had one follower smitten with MAY, a Hello girl. Probably bought a Lot of Drinks.

[Explorer8939]

All, I'm planning a trip later this year. I've mongered all around Mexico and South America. This will be my first trip to Thailand. I usually do my hunting online and have the talent come to Air be / be. I don't see a whole lot of sites to accommodate. Wondering if there are sites you canshare with me? I get from reading the forum that there are a lot of bars and gogos to go and choose from. That couldn work. Just a little outside of my normal routine. I do plan to stay close to those areas incase that's what I need to though. TIA for any input you can provide!

If only there were a section here called "Pattaya Hotels".

[XXL]

I always look forward to the monthly posts by Monkeypaw. Not sure why anyone doesn't like a little funny BS in their life?

https://forums.pattayatalk.com/topic...-january-2024/

LOL, that's what I thought as well after reading the part about free-ride breakfasts.

[TwatHunter]

All, I'm planning a trip later this year. I've mongered all around Mexico and South America. This will be my first trip to Thailand. I usually do my hunting online and have the talent come to Air be / be. I don't see a whole lot of sites to accommodate. Wondering if there are sites you canshare with me? I get from reading the forum that there are a lot of bars and gogos to go and choose from. That couldn work. Just a little outside of my normal routine. I do plan to stay close to those areas incase that's what I need to though. TIA for any input you can provide!

[RioHeart]

I think his post was just BS. The previous handle of ElMexicant was MonkeyPaw, who claimed to be a rich guy from Hong Kong (IIRC). Enough said, I think. In his posts as MonkeyPaw there was also a lot of BS.

I always look forward to the monthly posts by Monkeypaw. Not sure why anyone doesn't like a little funny BS in their life?

https://forums.pattayatalk.com/topic...-january-2024/

[Mogwai]

The way I look at it I am grateful that I have the resources I have that I do not need to go through all those shenanigans to save a few bucks. Not everyone is financially secure. It must be a sad life to desire all the niceties of life while being unable to afford them.

I think his post was just BS. The previous handle of ElMexicant was MonkeyPaw, who claimed to be a rich guy from Hong Kong (IIRC). Enough said, I think. In his posts as MonkeyPaw there was also a lot of BS.

[Turgid]

So basically, you were here bragging that you screw up somebody else's life by stealing a breakfast because you're too cheap to buy one. Congratulations dude you've become the ultimate cheap charlie. Or is it Thief Charlie.

The way I look at it I am grateful that I have the resources I have that I do not need to go through all those shenanigans to save a few bucks. Not everyone is financially secure. It must be a sad life to desire all the niceties of life while being unable to afford them.

[Werqweq]

I am not speculating what should be, but just explaining what did happen to me. --and I probably am a sucker, as you elegantly put it. Finally: THANK YOU for correcting -- the amounts are in TB not USD.

__Y.

Hey, no offense intended, and you did not fall for it, so them attempting to take you for a sucker did not work.

[Forty Drinks]

1030 pm Pattaya Time.

Mr Sins is live streaming from inside One Eyed Jacks Agogo.

He is allowed to show the who Kitten Kaboodle. Girls dancing on stage, etc. He did say he is trying avoid Bare tittie's.

Saturday night crowd looks non existent as it is everyday.

Bar tab over $200 and counting. Say $5 per that's 40 drinks. Hahaha. He did purchase 2 k butt of ping pong balls so don't know if that was Extra on the side.

Good production as girls faces and bodies are very clear.

[CuminGuys1]

So I just finished my 3 day solo Pattaya Trip and enjoyed it.

Morning time was mostly used for actual sightseeing and evenings were used to explore the night scene.

A) First day. Walking street. Some of the gogos do not allow Brown people inside (read tons of comments here so was prepared) so was not bothered by it as there are tons of places anyway. First went to a Russian dance bar (do not recollect the name), couple of girls there was super HOT and the dance was erotic. Tipped them well and got a nice erotic dance. Had couple of beers and moved on to the next place on a side alley (guess name was Apple or something). Girls were welcoming and mamasans were friendly. Few more beers, lady drinks and drinks to mamasan and the girls allowed almost everything apart from FS and BJ. Was bit weird to do without the screens in strip clubs but then after few beers it was fine. Later moved on to Windmill (top floor) and saw Jaccuzi, girl on girl etc. Had few more beers, lady drinks and left. Visited couple of Indian / Pakistani Murja places but it was waste of time (though beer was cheap compared to other places). Couple of the girls were hot but they don't get undressed or allow touching so left quickly. Hit couple of clubs and then returned to the room, picked up a cute girl along the beach for ST 1. 5 THB and had a good time. Ordered dinner (Grab was useful) and slept.

B) Second Day. Afternoon went to a massage place Soi Buakhao. Girls standing outside dressed in the massage costume and picked a hot one (suspected it was LB) 60 mins for 700 THB massage in a table with curtains. Massage was non existent and she mentioned during the massage that she is a LB which I didn't mind. Little of body to body and HJ release and tipped her 400 THB. It was alright experience but wouldn't repeat.

Late evening finished dinner in one of the street foods and wandered around Soi Buakhao and LK metro and the side alleys. Went to couple of Girly bars, cute girl, decent english and good conversation with couple of beers and lady drinks. Owner was a guy from Australia who was a nice guy and spoke to him for a while and left the place. Visited few other bars for some beers and some foreplay. Went to Kink and it was great. Seated at the top floor with the moving stage, the girls near the seat were hot and tempting. Made few guy friends there (from Korea / Japan) and had a great time. Busty chick caught my eye, fondled and sucked her tits for couple of drinks and enjoyed my time there. Tipped her well and moved on to the few other places with the new friends. Finally decided to check out the place opp to Kink (forgot the name but opposite to kink on the right corner). Probably the best gogo that I visited in my trip. Once you spend something on the drinks (and Lady drinks to girls and mamasan) they are extra nice. Spent talking in detail to one of the mamasan and she suggested me to checkout the first floor. Checked it out and the had some shows there. Bathtub on one side, stage on other side with some shows every 30 minutes or so. I usually don't like ping pong and other shows but it was fun here. There was this thick girl who was playing with ping ball, deep throating a giant dildo and doing other sick shows and she made it so entertaining. Tipped her well and had fun with few other girls there. Spent a good 2 hours there before returning to the hotel and wanted to try my luck with TF. It was already late in the night and probably I was not very good with the online stuff so did not get any hot selection at that time. SO called it a night.

C) Third day afternoon. Booked a massage to my room (found from google and started calling some numbers, pics sent thru Watsapp). Girl arrived but definitely did not look like in the pictures, atleast 10 years old. Felt bad to send her back and thought will have atleast a massage. Decent massage, nice teasing, ended up giving a decent BBJ which got Johnny up and running and then ended up FS in doggy. Started out as a meh experience and ended up nicely. Paid 2000 THB including massage and FS.

Late evening few more gogos in LK metro and had some food. There were couple of sports bars around the area as well which I enjoyed for cheap beers. On the way home was checking TF and agreed with one girl (Sui or something sounded like a fake name anyway) for 1. 5 K THB. Slim body, small tits and quite active. FS and CBJ and ended up in cowgirl. She agreed to stay the night for another 2 K it was already late so negotiated to 1. 5 K. Cuddled nicely and slept off. Next day early morning one more round (I initiated and she joined) and slept again for couple of hours. Woke up at 8 am, told she can join me for breakfast and she agreed. She was sweet helped me with my packing and stuff. LOL she even helped me with my bath, Johnny got aroused again and she didn't mind helping it to release on her tits. Had breakfast and tipped her (0. 5 K THB that she originally asked) since it was a good experience and left to Bangkok.

Had a great time being the first time here, maybe spent little more making first timer mistakes. Expenses on beer and nightlife was high (twice as what I originally planned) but again had fun so its alright. I enjoyed LK metro and the nearby areas compared to walking street and other places in Pattaya, the drinks were cheaper, some of the girls I found were super hot (subjective), places were less (or not) racist and the girls seemed more friendly. Will definitely repeat.

[MartinFlevo]

But I do not recall anywhere when the girl would not take the whole amount: EVER, never even heard the crazy story like this. So somehow I got a break.

__Y.

Had it a couple of times. Once with a chick who I barfined and we had so much fun and got so drunk (the 2nd time) we just slept and just paid taxi next day.

Another time was last time with a girl from agogo who refused payment. "I not need your money" hahahaha.

[Mogwai]

But I do not recall anywhere when the girl would not take the whole amount: EVER, never even heard the crazy story like this. So somehow I got a break.

It has happened to me a couple of times. One time in Pattaya, and some other times in the Netherlands, where I live.
This one time in Pattaya was around 15 years ago, I think, when I barfined a girl from an agogo in Soi Buakhao. When we left the agogo to go to my hotel, I already realized that she was more drunk than I thought she was (she could barely walk in a straight line), but nevertheless we had a nice session in my room. For about 30 minutes or so. Then she suddenly rushed off to the bathroom, because she had to throw up. When she came back she excused herself, and said she wanted to go home. And she also said that I didn't have to pay her, because I didn't finish yet.
I have paid her something nevertheless, but less than what we agreed upon (I cannot recall how much it was), because she was a really nice girl, and I had a good time despite everything.
But since then I avoid drunk, or even tipsy girls like the plague, LOL.