Pattaya Reports

[AndySmith]

Any recommended places to stay whilst in Pattaya that are girl friendly? Going to be there for a few days in January.

Have read through a couple of months or so of posts and only seen two places mentioned.

[Yujin]

Thanks for all the suggestions guys. Much appreciated.

One other question. I need to be to BKK (not DMK) by 1 PM. I will take the 9 AM bus from Pattaya (Bell, North Station). They will pick me up, which I assume, based on last time, will be around 8:30 AM. Under normal situations, the travel time should be not more than 3 hours and I would be there by noon, but I have read that sometime there can be huge traffic delays along that road. My travel date will be on Sunday, November 22, which is NOT a Thai holiday and, being at 9 AM, I would think I would beat the returning weekend crowd. But, IDK! November is the moderately high season, and I have no idea if there might be hoards of tourists who need to head back to Bangkok early Sunday.

Do you all think I will be back to BKK (not DMK) with time to spare?

Time to spare? I would NOT count on it.

Several years ago, I took the Bell van from Pattaya to my hotel in Bangkok. It took forever. From Pattaya, the Bell van went to the BKK airport to drop off passengers and pick up a few more passengers. From the airport, the Bell van headed to Bangkok to drop off passengers whose drop offs were in various locations throughout the city. With traffic, it turned into a long "milk run" or unwanted sightseeing tour of the city as the Bell van went from one hotel to another hotel to another hotel to another hotel. If your hotel is the first drop off, you're luck and you'll be fine. In my case, my hotel was the last drop off. From Pattaya to my hotel in Bangkok, I think it took 8 hours. As I struggled to hold my bladder to keep from pissing in my pants, I vowed to NEVER AGAIN take the Bell van to a hotel in Bangkok.

Since that dreadful experience, I take the bus from Pattaya to the Ekkamai bus station in Bangkok. From there, I take the BTS to my hotel. If I have too much to carry, I'll catch a taxi from Ekkamai to my hotel.

If time is a priority, and you can afford the expense, a taxi from Pattaya to Bangkok is the quickest and easiest way.

[Mr Enternational]

FL the bus takes 1 hour 15 min (1h30m max) from Pattaya to Swampy.

[FL Hawk]

Thanks for all the suggestions guys. Much appreciated.

One other question. I need to be to BKK (not DMK) by 1 PM. I will take the 9 AM bus from Pattaya (Bell, North Station). They will pick me up, which I assume, based on last time, will be around 8:30 AM. Under normal situations, the travel time should be not more than 3 hours and I would be there by noon, but I have read that sometime there can be huge traffic delays along that road. My travel date will be on Sunday, November 22, which is NOT a Thai holiday and, being at 9 AM, I would think I would beat the returning weekend crowd. But, IDK! November is the moderately high season, and I have no idea if there might be hoards of tourists who need to head back to Bangkok early Sunday.

Do you all think I will be back to BKK (not DMK) with time to spare?

[PedroT97]

Sirs,

Forgive me If I've misunderstood but 3. 5 k to 6. 0 k seems unbelievable.

Pedro.

[El Greco]

On my last trip to Pattaya, I had to get back to DMK the next day, holding over in Bangkok for one night. The hotel was maybe 10 miles from DMK. Anyway, I took the Bell bus to BKK, then got a taxi from there to go to the hotel, and another taxi the next morning to get to DMK.

This next time, I will also be going from Pattaya to DMK but without the stop over. My plan is to take the Bell bus again from Pattaya to BKK, but then get on the MTS and take it all the way to Phaya Thai, then switch trains and go all the way north to Mo Chit. From there, I will take a taxi to DMK. I hope to bypass a lot of stalled traffic.

I did see Bell has a bus direct to DMK, but they have only two departures, one at 6:30 AM (and the other at 1:30 PM. They say it can take up to 4 hours to get to DMK! Well, for one, I am not getting up in time to make that first departure! Second, the later departure is too late. I think one reason the bus may take so long is the Bangkok traffic. When I first arrived BKK last time and took a taxi to my hotel near Soi Cowboy, we were stuck in traffic and watching the trains go by. I will try to eliminate most of the traffic delay this time.

Does this seem reasonable?

In your place I would take from North Pattaya bus station the direct bus to Mo Chit for 133 Baht leaving every 40 min I think and from there a taxi to DMK. It is only 17 km away or 20 min by taxi that should cost you about 100-150 Baht.

I did the opposite way last December. Very straight forward. Bell bus to BKK and then shuttle to DMK is ok but takes longer due to the hotel pick up and connection at BKK and costs more.

Thanks.

[WildBillLewis]

If mongering is your primary purpose (I. E. Sampling the girls of different countries), then you need to reconsider going to some of these places:

Bali: It's a very expensive place, like Honolulu and Bahamas. The WGs (working girls) are mostly Indonesians from Java charging double prices. So just go to Jakarta. Don't even consider Surabaya as the quality and quantity are not even close to Jakarta.

Hong Kong: Most WGs are PRC, Viet or Pinays again at higher prices. So go to China, Vietnam and the Philippines.

Singapore & KL: Again, most WGs are PRC, Viet, Thais and Indonesians. At higher prices. Moreover, these WGs are more likely hardened pros.

Within each country: You can fuck all the Pinays in AC which has the best range of quality and quantity, so why bother going to other Filipino cities? The same in Vietnam. Get all you want in HCMC. Go to PP for Cambodians and Bangkok and Pattaya for Thais.

Mongering: In the past three years, I've been to Thailand twice (Bangkok, Phuket, Pattaya) and the Philippines once (Manila, Subic, Angeles), each trip lasting a month. Before each trip I map out a plan. With days divided between traveling, touring and chasing girls. The current plan for my 100 day trip calls for 16 days of travel, 11 days of touring and the rest spent in chase.

Excellent advice, and fairly consistent with what I have heard from others, namely: Jakarta should be high on the list but Bali due to the expense and other parts of Indonesia (like Surabaya) due to the lack of choice should be re-thought; Malaysia, apart from maybe Kuala Lupur, is a wasteland for mongering; concentrate on Phnom Penh in Cambodia; focus on HCMC in Vietnam. All very useful in helping me refine and better focus my plan.

Thanks to you and other for this kind of help.

[Mogwai]

Needless to say the younger less experienced ones cost more. I think prostitution is the only trade where price and experience are inversely proportional.

How about politics?

[Mogwai]

Like you I have abs, tremendous personality, spend endless hours in Tony's gym, can also bench more than my weight and can easily get girls in every country I visit because I have money to pay them but I don't get any discount even though I am a true handsome man.

I suppose your post was tongue in cheek but I was wondering if modesty is included in that 'tremendous personality' of yours, LOL!

[Mogwai]

Unless you are on a very tight budget, take the bus to the Airport from Pattaya, then a taxi to DMK, there is expressway routings between the two airports, and those train fares are not cheap. I think there may also be a bus from Pattaya to Mo Chit??

Those train fares are not cheap? I think 45 Baht from Suvarnabhumi to Phaya Thai is a bargain. And the Skytrain is not expensive either.

If you have a ticket or boarding pass for fly out from DMK, you can take the shuttle bus BKK-DMK for free. That is a direct bus, no stops in between and as I remember well, it departs from door 5 on departures level. Without a ticket they will not allow you on the bus, but arriving at BKK and showing a boarding pass stating BKK arrival same day, tell them you will buy ticket at DMK counter and they accept it.

Bus ride is just one hour, all through the outskirts of Bangkok, no worries about traffic jams.

This next time, I will also be going from Pattaya to DMK but without the stop over. My plan is to take the Bell bus again from Pattaya to BKK, but then get on the MTS and take it all the way to Phaya Thai, then switch trains and go all the way north to Mo Chit. From there, I will take a taxi to DMK. I hope to bypass a lot of stalled traffic.

I did see Bell has a bus direct to DMK, but they have only two departures, one at 6:30 AM (and the other at 1:30 PM. They say it can take up to 4 hours to get to DMK! Well, for one, I am not getting up in time to make that first departure! Second, the later departure is too late. I think one reason the bus may take so long is the Bangkok traffic. When I first arrived BKK last time and took a taxi to my hotel near Soi Cowboy, we were stuck in traffic and watching the trains go by. I will try to eliminate most of the traffic delay this time.

Does this seem reasonable?

There were several replies on this subject but I think Titanio gave the best option: take the Bell bus to Suvarnabhumi and from there take the free shuttle bus to Don Muang. I've done it quite recently and it was a walk in the park.

[Mr Enternational]

I first messaged her to see if she was busy because it was earlier in the night and she could have come over. That is the first I heard that she had started working at the soapy. After that I was really just being curious to know in general how many guys they get per day. She asked if I wanted to fuck her. I told her that I was sure she was going to be tired after fucking 5 guys already. After that she said no she would not be tired because she was really horny that day. I never gave a definite answer. I just laughed it off. Besides she does not get off until 2 and my girlfriend gets off work and gets to my place at 4. I originally met this chick a couple of years ago at one of the discos. Many times when I am out I still see her in the discos. So this is just one other example of a chick who you will go to their workplace and get them for whatever amount, but when you see them in the disco you can get them for 1000 LT.

[FL Hawk]

Huh? You want him to lie so that she will remain honest? Weird logic there. Better she lies next time. Mr. E should go very early in the day so he can get virgins. I love being a girl's first fuck for the day, and usually I am. Last night I was a girl's first fuck for the day at nearly 11 PM. She had no customers at all (if she was honest). LOL Anyway fucked like she loved every minute of it.

Worst idea of all is to take a PSE Oily MP girl for the night after she finishes her shift and is totally stuffed from fucking all day. Seen a few reports of that. Girls need sleep too.

Huh? Where did I tell him to lie? Simply saying "I have other plans" is hardly a lie. Once he read she had screwed 5 guys already, he instantly made other plans. And I said that "maybe" he her could tell her he had other plans. Leaving out the reason for his changed plans is hardly a lie. Quite logical.

Good advice about not taking a worn out girl who has been working and screwing all day out for the night.

[Syzygies]

Why tell her that her just having been with 5 men was the reason you are passing her by? She was honest with you. Next time she may lie now that she's knows admitting to being with many men that day might cause her to lose a customer. Maybe just tell her you have other plans.

Huh? You want him to lie so that she will remain honest? Weird logic there. Better she lies next time. Mr. E should go very early in the day so he can get virgins. I love being a girl's first fuck for the day, and usually I am. Last night I was a girl's first fuck for the day at nearly 11 PM. She had no customers at all (if she was honest). LOL Anyway fucked like she loved every minute of it.

Worst idea of all is to take a PSE Oily MP girl for the night after she finishes her shift and is totally stuffed from fucking all day. Seen a few reports of that. Girls need sleep too.

[Breadman]

I know there's a climax disco in Bangkok but noticed a new bar called Climax in Pattaya on LK Metro. Anybody know if its a disco type joint or a gogo? FYI youtube is one of the best forms of research, especially for Thailand. Found the new sign on a new youtube clip.

[Michael Tours]

Been 3 weeks now in pattya and one to go, like every year at this time of year. Mostly everything as normal, prices, beach road girls, there are a lot.

But you need to be there often and have real luck to find somehting good, well I see man take them so for some its ok, but for me that are used to Colombia and the sweetest young Perugirls of Lima, not so much, but yes its realy fun here, ok weather, little rain but no problema, I stay in a nice.

Hotel in soi7 close to the beach, 900 bath day.

I have a few regular girlfriends here form many years back and also have very good fun in walking street, soi6 (crazy), soi8 and soi honey and so much more, I love Thailand but love Peru even more so soon over there for the Peruvian summer. Jan. , Feb. And March.

Missing mis amigitas.

Well I will post fotos from Pattaya soon, and welcome to ask if anyone need any recient information, , from Michael.