Pattaya Reports

[XXL]

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

I think it was Mina or something like that. She blocked me because she knew she was a fraud and wanted to erase her tracks? Not impossible.

[Lcale1982]

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

[XXL]

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight. A pig.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

[LittleBigMan]

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason, tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.

So correct! The place is safe unless you put yourself in a bad position or make a complete ass of yourself. Don't expect to buy travel insurance and rent a motorbike! As noted pedestrians no right away don't expect stops at crosswalks, cross the street in Horizontal never turn your back.

There are always due to pay no matter what you read here! There is a time when you just pay back into a corner and never hesitate, yell police, and run for the hills LOL. Always smile even when you don't mean it. Many times the right answer is not answering!

[Banana Boi]

Don't want to end up being injured there. That would dampen things and probably cost a fortune.

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.

[TwatHunter]

TwatHunter, there are 2 main kinds of mongering destinations. One is where it is almost impossible to encounter personal violent crime like muggings or worse, and two, where getting mugged is a possibility if you are not careful or are not aware of your surroundings at all times.

Thailand is in the 1st category. It is 99.99% safe, 100% of the time, so you can walk around Sukhumvit and it's many soi side streets in BKK or from the beginning of Walking Street to the end of Beach Road near the Holiday Inn or all up and down Soi Buakhao in Pattaya at any time in safety. I don't know anywhere else except Singapore & Macau which is safer than LOS.

No, your main risks as a punter in Thailand is overpaying, and or barfining the wrong girl and having a shitty session. As a newbie start out with the most highly ISG recommended Go Go's and oily massage parlors (include the high end soapies in BKK) and as you get used to things and more comfortable with the local scene, feel free to wander around more. There are a lot of interesting small bars and massage parlors all over the place. Keep your money and valuables locked up when you have a girl visiting you. This is not a problem with most girls, but why offer the temptation? Don't over booze it. Interview / audition all your potential bar girls. If in doubt, if the girl is not convincing or friendly enough, punt and find a different girl in another bar. That is the beauty of Thailand.

As it is, Thailand is no longer my favorite mongering destination although I still miss the place. My current favorite destination post-Covid happens to be situated in a 2nd category city destination meaning bad violent things can happen to you if you do dumb, stupid things. I have never been in a threatening situation in my new favorite watering hole, but that is because I keep my eyes open at all times and I know that certain neighborhoods are dangerous at night and are therefore no walking areas at night. But you won't have to be concerned about any of this sort of shit in Thailand. The Buddha rules here!

Awesome information! Thank you and everyone who replied! I'll stop filling up the thread now. Look forward to reporting when I get there!

[TwatHunter]

More things not to do in Thailand. Don't walk around like a Big Shot. That never goes over well with Thai. If you find a Thai man yelling at you. Walk away. You will eventually lose every time either to his 20 buddies or his machete. Not really discussed on here but behave on Soi 6. Guys who live here know what I'm talking bout.

A common news story are guys sitting in a police station because they have been robbed 80,000 baht. Why someone is carrying that kind of money around is beyond me. I don't even have enough pockets to fit that many 1000 baht bills. However, the most common news story is a guy who had his real Rolex or an expensive Gold necklace ripped off him, usually by a Ladyboy on Beach Road. Not even sure why they brought those to Thailand to begin with.

Be like the Thai. Just be chill and go along with your daily things. You will never have any issues especially in the "tourist" areas that 99% of the guys discuss on here.

I am certainly no big shot. No rings, watches or chains. Will be worn. Thanks for the warning, I do have a small gold chain I wear all the time that means a lot but it's always tucked in. I just won't wear it. Never had an issue any where else, I also don't flash money or anything else. I don't want any unneeded attention. I try keep to myself and will on this trip for sure. I'm not very trusting LOL.

[TwatHunter]

I doubt that any reasonable punter will have problems with the Thai people. But, keeping yourself uninjured is not so certain.

1. Traffic (pedestrians, cars, motorcycles, tuk tuks). A good percentage of taxis don't have functioning seatbelts and some drivers do crazy things. I personally watched 2 motorcycle accidents in March and two of my bar fines had nasty scars from recent motorcycle accidents.

2. Uneven floor surfaces in hotel rooms/bathrooms and public places. Watch your step everywhere!

3. Steep and irregular stairs, many without handrails.

USA OSHA rules would shut down half of Thailand.

Very good point! I have read that you can easily be hit or swiped by a vehicle or bike. I'll definitely need to have my head on a swivel. Don't want to end up being injured there. That would dampen things and probably cost a fortune. Thanks!!

[TwatHunter]

Be careful applies to Bars. Not unusual for Hooligans to get Beaten over who knows what.

If you are Chill safety shouldn't even be an Issue. If you are in a desolate area and see 3 teens coming your way you most likely won't be Robbed or Beaten.

On the other Hand be careful walking, Thailand is not Walker friendly.

Thanks! I keep to myself, will only be in the bar for 1 thing and it's not drinking. Not too much anyway. I'll only be walking the popular areas mentioned here. I appreciate the info! Looking forward to the trip!

[HorseTrader]

I doubt that any reasonable punter will have problems with the Thai people. But, keeping yourself uninjured is not so certain.

1. Traffic (pedestrians, cars, motorcycles, tuk tuks). A good percentage of taxis don't have functioning seatbelts and some drivers do crazy things. I personally watched 2 motorcycle accidents in March and two of my bar fines had nasty scars from recent motorcycle accidents.

2. Uneven floor surfaces in hotel rooms/bathrooms and public places. Watch your step everywhere!

3. Steep and irregular stairs, many without handrails.

USA OSHA rules would shut down half of Thailand.

[Banana Boi]

More things not to do in Thailand. Don't walk around like a Big Shot. That never goes over well with Thai. If you find a Thai man yelling at you. Walk away. You will eventually lose every time either to his 20 buddies or his machete. Not really discussed on here but behave on Soi 6. Guys who live here know what I'm talking bout.

A common news story are guys sitting in a police station because they have been robbed 80,000 baht. Why someone is carrying that kind of money around is beyond me. I don't even have enough pockets to fit that many 1000 baht bills. However, the most common news story is a guy who had his real Rolex or an expensive Gold necklace ripped off him, usually by a Ladyboy on Beach Road. Not even sure why they brought those to Thailand to begin with.

Be like the Thai. Just be chill and go along with your daily things. You will never have any issues especially in the "tourist" areas that 99% of the guys discuss on here.

[NRandom940]

Went as a solo traveler last month, from America -5 days at hard rock hotel. Never felt unsafe, Even as my scooter taxi was weaving in and out of traffic / back alleys during a traffic jam. Scariest part was mushroom -trip walked to walking street-horrified by some of the freelancer on beach road. But s0 I 6 is a quick walk from hard rock, no problem by passing front desk to take girls upstairs- going back home felt like being woke from a really awesome dream-5 days not enough. Going back for Halloween, 8 days or so. Made some rookie mistakes my first trip. I was so stoked and no boom boom so I gave a girl 8000 the first night. She was hitting me up the whole time, thinking I was always willing to pay that much but she was 19 with big natural knockers -Avarice bar. Lesson learned but still had so much fun. Unfortunately my first choice girl at Roxy bar was home for the week but hopefully next time.

Just think if you saw that girl in the USA, would you give her $230 usd? (=8000 baht). LOL hell yes you would. So would I and I'd feel like I won the lottery for finding her.

Then we fly across the world and get all stingy haha.

I pay $200 regularly for FS massage parlors in the USA. No other choice. And I guarantee the girls aren't as good looking as the 19 yo you met in Pattaya.

[Ebauche]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

If there is any danger in Thailand, it's when Western Tourists, always male, decide due to some slight to have a go at the small Thai dude they think has disrespected them. That little Thai dude, and all his buddies, even complete Thai strangers, will join forces to absolutely kick the stupid farang's ass. Doesn't even matter if he is in the right. Raise a fist to a Thai and expect to get beat down.

[Axel Heyst]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. <snip> I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for?

Thailand is just about the safest country in the world.

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

TwatHunter, there are 2 main kinds of mongering destinations. One is where it is almost impossible to encounter personal violent crime like muggings or worse, and two, where getting mugged is a possibility if you are not careful or are not aware of your surroundings at all times.

Thailand is in the 1st category. It is 99.99% safe, 100% of the time, so you can walk around Sukhumvit and it's many soi side streets in BKK or from the beginning of Walking Street to the end of Beach Road near the Holiday Inn or all up and down Soi Buakhao in Pattaya at any time in safety. I don't know anywhere else except Singapore & Macau which is safer than LOS.

No, your main risks as a punter in Thailand is overpaying, and or barfining the wrong girl and having a shitty session. As a newbie start out with the most highly ISG recommended Go Go's and oily massage parlors (include the high end soapies in BKK) and as you get used to things and more comfortable with the local scene, feel free to wander around more. There are a lot of interesting small bars and massage parlors all over the place. Keep your money and valuables locked up when you have a girl visiting you. This is not a problem with most girls, but why offer the temptation? Don't over booze it. Interview / audition all your potential bar girls. If in doubt, if the girl is not convincing or friendly enough, punt and find a different girl in another bar. That is the beauty of Thailand.

As it is, Thailand is no longer my favorite mongering destination although I still miss the place. My current favorite destination post-Covid happens to be situated in a 2nd category city destination meaning bad violent things can happen to you if you do dumb, stupid things. I have never been in a threatening situation in my new favorite watering hole, but that is because I keep my eyes open at all times and I know that certain neighborhoods are dangerous at night and are therefore no walking areas at night. But you won't have to be concerned about any of this sort of shit in Thailand. The Buddha rules here!

[AlgoCreeper4]

Went as a solo traveler last month, from America -5 days at hard rock hotel. Never felt unsafe, Even as my scooter taxi was weaving in and out of traffic / back alleys during a traffic jam. Scariest part was mushroom -trip walked to walking street-horrified by some of the freelancer on beach road. But s0 I 6 is a quick walk from hard rock, no problem by passing front desk to take girls upstairs- going back home felt like being woke from a really awesome dream-5 days not enough. Going back for Halloween, 8 days or so. Made some rookie mistakes my first trip. I was so stoked and no boom boom so I gave a girl 8000 the first night. She was hitting me up the whole time, thinking I was always willing to pay that much but she was 19 with big natural knockers -Avarice bar. Lesson learned but still had so much fun. Unfortunately my first choice girl at Roxy bar was home for the week but hopefully next time.