Pattaya Reports

[Lunks]

'We' meaning you're bringing a girl and you need to find a male or you are 2 men looking to find a girl. Can't help you if you are looking for a man but if you are looking for a girl as long as both guys are paying full price and the girl makes double I'm certain there will be many takers just about anywhere in Pattaya. You may want to try Beach Road or the Indian bars on Walking Street as I'm guessing girls there hear this proposition often.

Yes. We I mean Me & My Male Friend, thanks for your advice. Will try my best to follow the same. Any Other suggestions are also welcome.

[Banana Boi]

Just wanted some help in regards to having a threesome experience (MMF) as to where can we find it, please don't take me wrong, I am no cheap Charlie, its just a fantasy of mine and I don't think any other place other than LOS where it can be achieved.

'We' meaning you're bringing a girl and you need to find a male or you are 2 men looking to find a girl. Can't help you if you are looking for a man but if you are looking for a girl as long as both guys are paying full price and the girl makes double I'm certain there will be many takers just about anywhere in Pattaya. You may want to try Beach Road or the Indian bars on Walking Street as I'm guessing girls there hear this proposition often.

[Mr Enternational]

Sorry, my mistake. You specifically asked for a MMF experience. In that case, just ask a Tuk Tuk driver if he can help out. In the Philippines, the trike drivers would be more than willing to assist.

Could enlist the help of a ladyboy and tell him not to put on his costume.

[Engine Driver]

Geez, is that what they teach you at school these days? You can even get a threesome back home in the USA. Just ask your big sister and your mom to help you out.

Sorry, my mistake. You specifically asked for a MMF experience. In that case, just ask a Tuk Tuk driver if he can help out. In the Philippines, the trike drivers would be more than willing to assist.

[USExpat]

You can get a 3-some anywhere in the world. This is P4 P, just pay and you get a 3-some literally anywhere in the world. Next time you are with a chick, tell her you want to do a 3-some and she will procure another girl.

My impression is that he's looking for the third party to be male (MMF) - not a female, which may increase the challenge a bit (and the cost).

[Mogwai]

Hi,

Just wanted some help in regards to having a threesome experience (MMF) as to where can we find it, please don't take me wrong, I am no cheap Charlie, its just a fantasy of mine and I don't think any other place other than LOS where it can be achieved.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Buy a membership so you can receive private messages.

Post a travel announcement in the thread "Travel Announcements Only" and make clear that you are looking for another monger for a MMF threesome.
I'm sure some guys might be interested (not me by the way).

[Engine Driver]

Hi,

I am no cheap Charlie, its just a fantasy of mine and I don't think any other place other than LOS where it can be achieved.

Geez, is that what they teach you at school these days? You can even get a threesome back home in the USA. Just ask your big sister and your mom to help you out.

[Lefeu]

Hi,

Just wanted some help in regards to having a threesome experience (MMF) as to where can we find it, please don't take me wrong, I am no cheap Charlie, its just a fantasy of mine and I don't think any other place other than LOS where it can be achieved.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

You can get a 3-some anywhere in the world. This is P4 P, just pay and you get a 3-some literally anywhere in the world. Next time you are with a chick, tell her you want to do a 3-some and she will procure another girl.

[Lunks]

Hi,

Just wanted some help in regards to having a threesome experience (MMF) as to where can we find it, please don't take me wrong, I am no cheap Charlie, its just a fantasy of mine and I don't think any other place other than LOS where it can be achieved.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Blakman]

After two weeks in Pattaya, I finally decided to visit Soi 6. Man it was overwhelming. I couldn't decide in addition I did not want to pay for lady drinks. It actually took few trips before I decided to take the leap of faith. I didn't get suckered into going into the bar and buying drinks. Basically I socialize with the girls outside and asked the girl I liked did she enjoy giving head. Once I got a favorable response. I told her lets go upstairs. So we went inside and I gave the mamasan 400 and 1000 to the 20 year old girl. We got into the room and she showered up while I took off my clothes. When she got out, she started giving me a passionate head job. I mean really going at it like she wanted me to cum. After deep throats and fucking her mouth, she turned over for doggy. Whe did that for awhile, then I asked her to ride me, and she did that for awhile, I then switch to missionary and I pounded her pussy pretty good but couldn't cum. She began sucking it again trying desperately to get me to cum but no can do. It takes me a very long time to cum. She then attempted to jerk it off but again no can do. Clearly she gave me 100% effort. Finally I position my dick over her face and ask her where did she want me to come, she said not on her face and pointed to her mouth which was the perfect answer. I jerked my dick off right in her mouth and she sucked it a little while I was cumming. Great experience.

Two days later girl #2.

Same procedure, socialize outside the bar, pick girl, ask if like to give head, favorable answer go in pay mamasan and go upstairs. This time I got creative and brought a wireless speaker. Played hip hop music, seem to make her comfortable and energetic. She began by sucking my dick and quickly showed she was a deep throat specialist. Initially wasn't into kissing but seem to open up during the session and things got very intense. Very much a moaner and screamer. We did various position and extended beyond an hour. It was also a great time. I would bump into her a few times on walking street. I believe Soi 6 is gives you alot for your money. The girls get right to business and go all out. At least that's what I experience plus you can give them your number and hookup another time without bar fine.

[FL Hawk]

I began my mongering day by heading to Soi 6 about mid afternoon. Songkran was in full effect and while I managed to leave the hotel and make it to Second Road by slipping out of a side road and remain dry, I was deluged upon entering Soi 6. It was wild, loud, busy and crazy. I made it to Horny Bar to see Jin, but she was busy and really didn't seem especially happy to see me. People were coming in and out of the bar and she was serving drinks while evading jets of water, so I understood. I mean, Soi 6 was full of people (and ice delivery trucks) but I didn't see that there was much P2 P going on, so she was making money by getting LDs. I stood near the front of the bar for a good while and saw some wonderful water fights, but eventually moved on. With little obvious P2 P going on I headed back to my hotel, still suffering from some jet lag, and to work on yesterday's report and take a short nap before heading out again.

I had a balcony overlooking Soi 7 and it was around 7 PM before the water works essentially came to an end and I get out without getting drenched. Arriving at Soi 6, I found it water free but relatively deserted. I walked all the way down and ended up at Seduction bar where a cutie called me over. Her English was horrible but she was cute, petite and 18. I think she was also a tad bit drunk, but who could pass up such young cutie? I got her a LD but she soon motioned that she was leaving me for a few minutes. OK, especially since she went over to a GF for help to her apply makeup. I take it makeup isn't a good idea when the water is flowing, but now she wanted to look better. So, yeah, that was OK. She came back, but soon indicated she had to leave again and to please wait. OK. She took her cell phone and left the bar for perhaps 10 minutes, but she came back. But not for long. She indicated she was going to go to the front to dance. Well, I was about ready to leave with that. I will embarrass myself to an extent if it means I can have cute 18 year-old, but if she pushed me to my limit and I would have been a fool to have stayed much longer. I stood up to leave and to pay my bill. The bar lady had seen what was happening and asked me if I wanted the girl, Ploy, and I said I thought she was too drunk. But at this same time, another cutie had come over to me to talk, and I was asked if I wanted her instead. I was tempted, but Ploy came running back and said she wanted me, so I went with her, teling the other girl, Nee, I would come back for her in a day or two, as she was nearly as cute.

So I go up with Ploy and it doesn't take too long to find out she is not into me. She was a pure starfish. She did have a nice, semi-dark body that looked delightful. She was hot, though she was a mommie, but other than some rubbing of my manhood and rolling over for doggie, she did absolutely nothing. I started off with a regular Sagami. 01, but I couldn't get the thing to unroll any after placement, so in frustration I pulled it off and put on one of my Okamoto. 01 Large condoms. I guess Ploy, being a teen, was "special enough" (as I described in the previous report) to merit its' use with her, and upon entry, it did feel good. I hoped that her youth would be enough to get me off, but without some effort on her part it just wasn't going to happen. I tried to enjoy it the best I could but even having taking Apcalis, there was insufficient mental stimulation to keep me going so I gave up. Her first words to me after I pulled out and rolled over was to me if she could go take her shower now. Sigh – the reaction of the new crop of young Thai hookers. I was left to shower alone. The bar find was 400 and Ploy's fee was 1000, and that is exactly what I gave her. For you younger guys she might give you better service, and her mental state may have compromised her performance, but unless you really want to experience a teenager, save your money. I would rate Ploy's looks as a solid 8, body a 8-1/2 minimum, and performance a 3.

I left and headed back to Horny Bar. I stopped to take a look inside but didn't see Jin. I did not quite recognize her at first, but after speaking with another girl and then asking for Jin, I realized she was standing next to the girl I was talking to!

We sat down with drinks. There were some young guys in there and over the hour or so I was there two different people 'rang the bell' and we all got free drinks. She brought me over Cokes, which remained unopened the whole time and the bar took back later, but oh well. But she was tired and I was tired and when she asked if I was going to BF her, I said yes and we left close to midnight. The LT BF reduces to 600 after 11 PM.

Back at the hotel she was warm and nice. I finally went down her and it seemed to get her off, then she returned the favor for me, except that I can't get off that way. I did FIV and was excited as she felt heavenly inside. Man, to BB that. But no, I used an older. 02 condom with her but it wasn't sufficient to let me get off. I banged her hard and she was moaning but it just wasn't going to happen for me. We took a shower and I noticed blood – she was on her period. Great, I had just licked that pussy! Sigh. We went to sleep and she had a fitful sleep, not dragging herself out of bed until after 10 AM. I was wide awake at 8 PM but hung it out with her. We had breakfast then she left. Anyway, I have reviewed Jin before, and I think she is in her mid to late 30's, but would currently rate her looks as 7, body a 7 and performance an 8. But she is a real, genuine person who cares. She has put on some weight in the last few months and is aware of that fact, being brought on my lady drinks. But the one benefit has been to her boobs, which are now a few soft, filling handfull. I gave her 2000 for LT and the BF was 600 for the night (after 11 PM).

So, for Day 2, there was Ploy at Seduction bar, a youthful starfish to avoid, at lease when she is drunk unless maybe you a young hunk yourself, then Jin from Horny Bar.

[Banana Boi]

Figured it would be a slow night last night the day after Songkran and using a guide that over half my gogo girls are still out of town.

Baccara downstairs. Place was packed. Lots of girls. If I were a first time tourist this place would be fantastic full of nice girls. However, for regulars the chance of seeing a new girl here is very low and most girls have been around for a long time. I also find Baccara downstairs really boring ruined by the Asians who buy a drink and sit on their hands. No hands on action. No lap dancing. No DFK. That almost always means no lady drinks for me. Clientele. Almost 100% Asian.

Baccara Upstairs. I usually don't go upstairs but although the scenery was quite good downstairs I was bored and went upstairs. For those who don't go upstairs the girls are topless and much more fun. I was surprised to see 2 girls upstairs that I really liked. The overall quality seems to have picked up too. I liked #510 but she was already with a Japanese guy. I can only assume she is hands on but couldn't tell because the Asian guy cared more about the shape of her shoulder than any other part of her body. #510 does have big fakes though which I do not prefer. Will spend some time upstairs rather than downstairs tonight. Clientele - 50% Farang.

PinUp. This bar is getting some press on the Pattaya boards as being the best on Walking Street. It too had quite a few girls last night. Many familiar faces from Tantra. Lineup was decent but imo not the top talent on WS. My stay was short since I wanted to get to Palace by 9 pm to see the models hit the stage. Will return tonight. Clientele - 70% Farang.

Palace. Raced to arrive by 9 pm for the models to hit the stage. There were less than 10 models on stage! Either they are all out of town or an Asian convoy swooped in to barfine them all for the week. Maybe FL Hawk barfined them all! Either way very disappointed. Palace was as quiet as I have ever seen it. It was consistent with the slow night I had predicted. Standing room only at 9 pm. I still like #47 here. She would give Syzy a heart attack with all her surgery. My main 2 Palace girls weren't there. My cat ear girl was there too but busy. Clientele - 90% Asian.

Panda. Another place hurting for girl numbers tonight. 6 girls on stage in one of the rotations. 6 girls would be ok if one of the girls was the infamous Lala ex-Sapphire but she wasn't there. I keep going back here looking for another ex-Sapphire girl MP introduced me to. God forbid I actually have to go to tourist trap Sapphire to find her. Clientele - 90% Asian.

Dolls LK. Usually always quiet here but a great place to find hidden gems from time to time. As most LK Metro bars a pretty fun bar to be in if you find the right girl. Clientele - 80% Farang.

Kink. Likely the most fun place in Pattaya now and I don't even go upstairs where it's super dirty from what I read. My girls weren't around but I managed to find another dirty one with great DFK. Clientele downstairs - 80% Farang. Clientele upstairs from what I could see going up / down the stairs - 100% Farang.

[LookAtWorld]

As a 25 year married monger, my experience in life with woman has taught me that:

Women want men to do things for them outside the bedroom.

Men want women to do things for them inside the bedroom.

When one side is supplying the other side with what they want, they both usually get what they want.

Wow. I can't agree more and it was really great way to state the implicit, unspoken expectations from both sides. Thank you.

[Linyjo]

After a 25 year marriage to a Unicorn that stabbed me in the back, I too found out that we are wired differently. Women have a 'what have you done for me lately' parasitic love, even unicorns.

As a 25 year married monger, my experience in life with woman has taught me that:

Women want men to do things for them outside the bedroom.

Men want women to do things for them inside the bedroom.

When one side is supplying the other side with what they want, they both usually get what they want.

[Banana Boi]

Another baht bus story. Average looking beer bar girl hops on the baht bus with her suitcase. Immediately a Farang likely around 60-65 years old starts hitting on her. She says she just arrived in Pattaya and will be working at a bar. Farang kept hinting he wanted to take care of her. She coyly played along. The Farang didn't notice the grin on her face every time she said something. Farang thought he was going to get lucky on a sunny afternoon. When Farang went in for the kill the girl said "Joking. Not want to go with you". She slides towards me. Crash and burn! Love it!