Pattaya Reports

[Stinky Squid]

I think some pretty serious realization sets in the last 20 pages. I wasn't so wrong with being grumpy. Currently I need to decide whether I stay here or go back to South America, and I am vacillating on a twice daily basis. Either I leave on Monday or I extend my stay for another 45 days. Started to look up yesterday, looking forward to do some go-go bars in fact, even not caring by the fact that prices are frankly through the roof. But what is giving me major second thoughts now is reviewing the last 20 pages, and also have been checking out some long term Pattaya guru on YouTube "everything Pattaya" channel.

As tough as it might be, the bitter realization that everyone seems to agree is that girls are lazy. It is precisely what I felt when walking down Soi 6 every single time. They are lazy as fuck and completely disinterested, choosy, unwelcoming. I keep tormenting myself if that is just because of me (despite my Senior Status I am not an experienced monger at all and have my personal hang-ups) OR if there is something untoward going on. And it is clear that others far more experienced than me are reporting similar patterns: lazy girls who are sitting on a handsome salary not even needing to bar-fine any more. So this means going to a go-go (where at least there are dozens and dozens of girls to choose from, not just a hand-full of lazy ones messing with their phones) even when ready to pay the truly exorbitant 1500 to 2500 just for bar fine, then on top trying to compete against the handsome package they have trying to get her to go with you, this all puts a major bummer over the whole experience.

The explosion of tourists (which, after that crazy fireworks weekend isn't sooo crazy any more) anyway doesn't help. But the problem right now aren't even the excess of blokes (except on ThaiFriendly, which I believe is an extremely fast seller's market right now) so much as the excess of bars competing for girls paying them exorbitant salaries leaving them lazy. This is in part a temporary market distortion, because of the CoViD dead-stop reorienting a percentage of girls to do other things, and to a good amount their efforts have been redirected to virtual shit for myriads of simps sitting in their homes and tipping on OnlyFans. This has seriously damaged the whole situation. Influx of Laotian and Cambodian girls is the only hope to rectify the situation.

I would think that coming back in about a year might be better than trying to hang out here.

Another thing that I have found very difficult to deal with so far is the lack of communication. I can do Spanish and Portuguese with ease or at least good enough to express myself and negotiate. Here with the almost non-existing English it is very difficult.

I will see what strikes me until Monday. But I won't even cancel my ticket 24 hours in advance and instead risk paying $50 extra in late cancellation fine should I decide on the last minute to extend my stay. Not looking good. I can deal with the out of control prices, but not with the bullshit of girls who don't even want to be bar fined because making quota on these stupid drinks and happy with their excessive salaries are lazy.

And yes, of course it's better than Paris France or New York or Nakhon Nowhere. But I am done fighting an uphill battle when I have a life to pick up in what I think is an actual paradise for me.

[Sir Lancelot]

Before I post the final day of my diary tomorrow, I'm posting day 15 because I realise I forgot to post it. Although it's out of order, it doesn't make a big difference and hopefully there's some useful information in there for someone.

Day 15: school tomorrow

I had a much needed foot massage after breakfast, at Massaging Hands on soi Lengkee. Something unusual happened. The girl doing it was young and pretty but she'd barely been going ten minutes when a fat old Chinese man waddled in and an older lady told me she'd take over my massage as the man had booked the pretty girl. The young girl followed him in to a curtained cubicle and seconds later walked past with two cuddly toys he'd bought her, which she sat on the counter next to a collection of other cuddly toys.

I didn't mind. I prefer older masseurs as they are generally more skilled. She had strong hands too. I must admit, when she was digging her elbows in to my shins it felt like some kind of medieval torture. I felt like waving the white flag but bravely soldiered on and felt great afterwards. It cost 150 baht for an hour.

Early afternoon I felt like a bit of action but didn't have much luck. Soi Pothole was barren and soi Honey had slim pickings. I remember years ago these streets had a winning combination of pretty younger girls and foxy older chicks, but now the talent is sparse.

I took a songthaew up to soi 6, as I wanted to see a sexy girl I've been exchanging messages with on Line.

Soi 6 was fairly quiet. I remember my Mr Miagi like mentor coaching me years ago that soi 6 was a place for afternoon action but this trip has confirmed that it only really gets busy from early evening onwards.

My target was Aom's One Stop Shop and I was happy to see my favourite girl sat outside. She seemed pleased to see me and I bought her a drink.

In this diary I've spoken several times about being in the right place at the right time but on this occasion my fortune deserted me. The only other customer in the bar was a middle aged Korean man who bought a tray full of tequila shots for six girls who screamed excitedly at such extravagance. Five minutes later he bought another six shots, as my girl watched on enviously. I asked her how much to go upstairs but she told me she didn't go with customers. I don't blame her. Why spread your legs when you can get ladydrinks bought for you by fuckwits like him every two minutes?

I abandoned my plans for an afternoon hookup and returned to my hotel for a swim. It's been hot today, so it was a welcome chance to cool down.

It proved to be an entertaining evening.

We started with a drink at Vixen but the pretty girl I've bar-fined twice was with another customer, a chunky guy with a ginger beard. I didn't mind at all (it saved me the cost of a ladydrink!) but decided to have a bit of fun with her. I took a photo of myself looking sad, crying in to my Chang beer, with her in the background being groped by another customer. I sent it to her and a few minutes later she replied with a crying emoji.

Then I did some Oscar-worthy acting. I needed the toilet and trudged disconsolately past her, my bottom lip quivering. Perhaps I was guilty of over-acting as the girls behind the bar burst out laughing. Coincidentally her customer needed the toilet straight after me and when the door closed behind him she sprung towards me and planted two big smackers on my lips.

Although it was Saturday night, Tree Town was quiet at 7 pm. We sat at Buddy Bar, which had a collection of about 15 thirty-something girls, then went to the lovely Jen's bar. She looked fabulous in a tight white dress and had neon green nails, but she too was all over a customer.

In my earlier years seeing a girl I like with another customer affected me but you have to learn to detach yourself. The girls are just doing their job, weaving their magic on as many guys as possible.

At Area 52 Sam bought a drink for his favourite girl. She's a young looking girl so I smiled at the irony that a rock band was playing 'Sweet Child of Mine' in the bar next door. There are a number of pretty girls at this bar but I have my eyes firmly set on one, who in nearly two weeks I haven't been able to get close to due to other customers.

My phone pinged. It was the beautiful 21 year old mall girl telling me she was off work on Tuesday and asking whether I'd like to go and see a movie with her. What an unexpected surprise. 'Sounds good' I replied.

Owen got chatting with a subscriber to his Youtube channel who he saw walking past, a big Alaskan man who joined us for the rest of the night. We went to Moonlight and got a good table at the front of the bar, a prime perving spot. There are some very pretty girls in this bar. My favourite has the face of a model but always looks so serious. In several visits I don't recall seeing her smile once, but then again she always seems to be at the side of a stern-faced older Korean, who usually make little effort to engage the girls.

My phone buzzed again in my pocket. It was the beautiful 21 year old mall girl telling me that she couldn't meet on Tuesday after all as she just realised she has other plans. Sigh. She'd later confessed to me, very apologetically, that she has a boyfriend. I was disappointed but flattered she even considered it in the first place.

We went back to Angel & Monster, the round bar elevated from street level near the entrance to Tree Town. What makes this bar unique is that the girls dance on a stage around chrome poles, so you can see them from the street instead of having to go inside a gogo bar. One of the dancers is very sexy with big tits and a dazzling smile.

I love girls with a sense of humour. On my first week I barfined a girl from Oh Bar but ever since when I've returned she's always sat with a customer. Tonight was no exception. We've got this jokey thing where we'll exchange evil stares whenever we see each other, so when I walked in she put her arm around her customer's shoulder, as if to give him a hug, but in actual fact it was an excuse to pull the middle finger at me!

We had fun talking Thai to a girl at Lunar Bar (Owen made me say to her 'my name is Mr Dirty') and then went to Mischief bar nearby. The barfine here is 500.

The time was 11.30 and time for me to go in to 'lone wolf mode' to find my 20th girl of the trip.

The standout girl for me was the dancer at Angels & Demons so I returned and bought her a drink. She took a sip before resuming her sexy moves on the stage. Then I realised that this bar completely relies on the dancers to pull customers in, so they're not going to want their sexiest dancer to leave the bar. True enough, when I enquired about her barfine, she told me 'boss not let me leave'. A few minutes later as I was paying my chit, she changed her tune. She knelt in front of me and told me 'barfine 1500'. As sexy as she is, it's too much.

After a quick sweep around the likely areas, I bought a drink for a cute girl at a beer bar called Inn Love on soi Diana. Most of the ladies at this bar complex are 30 plus but she was just 19 and oozed innocent appeal. She hardly spoke a word of English but made an effort and was very giggly too.

The barfine was a measly 300 baht and she quoted 2000 for short-time, but accepted 1500.

In the room she was good fun and an enthusiastic kisser. The sex was great but when she was getting ready to leave she said something which made my heart skip a beat.

'Go now, have school tomorrow'.

She went on to explain she's learning accountancy. Phew.

[Explorer8939]

Because covid showed them fuck that bar shit. And my friends say the chicks that are working in them are happy with the 10,000 baht they get just to sell drinks without having to boom boom.

Another factor is that bar owners have learned that bars require lots of ladies to attract customers.

Also, many bars have opened in a compressed timeline in recent months, and they all want lots of girls.

After High Season, bars will reduce hiring, so things will go back to normal. And not so many new bars will open.

So, in a few months, it will be hard for ladies to find work at a decent salary.

And, a lot of bars will have small staffs again, as owners tighten their belts for Low Season.

[Vector313]

Do not underestimate 10 years ago foreign comfort girl were denied work permits- so to say. They went back home. Hahaha.

Puzzling to me is with less girls why hasn't Soi 6 girls been able to raise prices. Is the quality that Horrendous. I kind of know the answer, I'm asking Rhetorically.

I think we have go through the details of why raising prices isn't feasible for pattaya anymore. Just go back a few pages. The quality isn't horrendous, but it just doesn't shine enough to justify higher pricing.

[Paolo99]

That evening I entered the soi from second road and walked slowly but didn't click with any girl before the end of the soi. Then in one bar on the right hand side, I see that girl looking at me and laughing. I smile back while I keep walking, reach the end of the soi and think that I should go and see her at closer range.

Unfortunately when I come back she is in a deep talk with her friend and doesn't look at me, so I keep on walking and eventually arrive at the end of the soi without noticing any girl that I would want to spend time with. I decide to go eat something in Terminal21 instead of doing the whole soi once again.

1 h later I enter the soi from Beach road this time, hoping that the girl is still sitting outside. I spot her and she is still laughing at me, I come close to her and she points at her friend as if she is asking me "you want her? I say "no I want you", she gets up, take my hand and we get inside. It was already 22 o'clock, not many customers or girls inside.

The place looks good downstairs, it's a closed bar and we can hear each other properly. While she comes and go to get my beer I see she is tall, slim, wears a nice evening blue dress (given by the bar management) and I just think about putting my hands on that beautifull ass.

She is not the typical flat ass Thai girl, that ass has some good forms, combined to her slim waist and beautifull long legs, she easily stands out compared to all the shorties and oldies that one is used to see around Pattaya.

She tells me it's her first day (I think fuck, again an inexperienced girl), she used to work in 7/11 in North Pattaya before coming here. She comes from Korat (Dad from Korat (Nakhon Ratchasima), and mom from Bkk), she's got long black hairs but doesn't let them flowing down her shoulders because she is lazy to take care of them.

She loves tatoo, her right arm is full of small tatoos (not good looking) and she's got a very big unfinished one in her back (a beautifull tatoo representing a Japanese Geisha). I think she wants to be fully inked, once she'll have enough money to pay them.

Downstairs, she says she is shy, I can still touch her lightly, and realise that her ass is not just beautifull but feels good too.

We have a bit of chitchat untill we finish our drinks and I ask her if she'll still be shy upstairs, and she says "no, upstairs, I will not shy, here I'm shy because I know nobody in that bar, it's my first day, I don't want these people (the coworkers and management) see me being touched".

Price for the room is the highest I've met in soi6 (420), LD (130, a beat cheaper that other places) and my beer was 85 (cheap), she asked 1000 and I was very pleased to take her upstairs (she's got a pretty face too).

Upstairs, the room was a typical hotel room (very good compared to some shit I've been to in soi6), we shower together, she is very friendly and all smiley, she jokes too, we have a good time together. There was no bad surprise when she undressed, she's got no baby, everything looked good, I don't remember well but I think the pussy was shaved too.

The good thing is she already had a boyfriend in her life for three years, so I could expect her to be relaxed during the act, but it's still not enough for her to accept having too intimate stuff with a stranger on the first encounter (no kissing, no DATY, no BJ).

This time I was a bit tired I had to tell her to do at least something to make me have a hard on, she obliged and went for a HJ while I could grab her ass and slowly finger her pussy. Again, just the feeling of her juice and the quality of that pussy with her very soft skin down there helped me having a hard on quickly.

Sex was on par with the last girl from soi6, but she was more relaxed. When we finished, we showered together and she was still the same, very friendly, talkative and smiley.

That girl could easily be in the top 10 girls in many gogos around town or in Bkk (pretty face, tall, slim with good forms (but still small boobs), skin middly tanned), but she still needs to learn how to perfect her looks with make-up (I think she didn't have a make-up), take some time to take care of her long hairs, and if she could be a bit more confident in herself (and learn English obviously) she would get very popular.

If anyone wants to see her, I saw her some other days (didn't pick her again because so many girls in soi6 that I preferred to meet new girls), she likes to sit outside, and always wore the same blue evening dress.

This time again, I left very satisfied from soi6 that evening even though the service was limited.

[Paolo99]

I passed that bar riding my bike and saw two girls sitting alone on the chairs, one looked good from where I was so I came back, parked my bike in front and she waved me in.

She brought my beer and we had a quick chat of less than 2 minutes and she suddenly left me and tried to wave other people in the bar, then went to sit alone. I think she didn't like I didn't bought her a LD straight away (she didn't even ask for it), but I never do that. Some of these girls are very lovely and I don't have any problem buying them drinks, but I've met a good bunch of assholes too, so I always wait a bit to see if she really deserves that I buy her a drink.

There were 3 or 4 girls in the bar at that time, with two other customers sitting alone.

I still could get some information out of her during the talk (her name is Tawan), the bar is new and opened only ten days ago. She is a girl from Nongkai, and was working as a freelance on Thai Friendly before working there.

She had all the crap vibes from the freelancers of walking street discos, same broken English, same cheap perfume that I cannot stand, and looked a lot less attractive at close range so it was not a big loss for me but I still thought the service was terrible.

When I'm at home living my shithole life I frequently look at the pictures of girls on ThaiFriendly and I put the ones that I like the most in the favorites even though I still never tried to meet any Thaifriendly girls when I'm in Thailand. I'm still in Thailand now and had a look at the site out of curiousity, it opened directly on the favourites page. What a surprise I have when I see that girl that I've met a few days ago in her bar (that I couldn't stand after 1 minute by the way, same goes for her) featuring in my favourites on TF. She just added some new pics that she took in her bar, she looked exactely like the pic with the pink dress when I met her (obviously there is some serious photoshopping too), that's how I know she is the same girl, otherwise I would never have known it.

Here is her TF account to look at her pics: https://www.thaifriendly.com/photo.p...30&u=Tawan6699.

Seems like she is too popular to contact her without a paying account, so anyone interrested in her can go have a look in her bar: Buttercups bar, Soi Diana, just a few meters from soi Buakao, on the right side.

[Sir Lancelot]

Early afternoon I decided to pop to soi 6 for a quickie.

The first bar I went to was Lisa Bar, lured in by a group of girls outside wearing knee-high black and white stripy stockings and blue plaid miniskirts. I bought a drink for a cute 19 year old with tattoos but she made zero effort to engage in conversation so I didn't pursue her.

I saw a very pretty girl at Omega Bar, near the 2nd Road end of soi 6. She had a Japanese look about her, big luscious lips and was tall. Conversation flowed via a translation App on her phone so I asked her about the prices. She typed in to her phone before holding it out for me to read.

'I'm not give work on the bed' it said.

She was clearly a new girl as she had to have the process explained to her when I bought her a ladydrink, so I suspect she's easing herself in to her new job. In a month she'll be banging anyone and everyone. I hid my disappointment so well she cheekily asked for another drink!

I walked up and down the length of the street, waving to girls I've fucked in Avarice, Lust and Ruby Club. I've fucked eight girls from soi 6 on this trip so far and I find it a bit embarrassing how many people recognise me.

Would it be third bar lucky in Love Missile? The answer was no. The girl I spotted a few days ago wasn't there and the other girls were too busy eating, looking at their phones or doing their hair in the mirror. Soi 6 is still sleepy at half three in the afternoon. The sexiest girl was curling her hair in the mirror but there was no way she'd risk ruining her handiwork by taking a customer straight away.

All of the girls lined up outside Flirt for a group photo and as I stood watching I noticed a pretty girl flash me a big smile from a stool at a bar opposite, Helicopter. She was 20 years old, had a big smile and long hair down to her bum. She had dark skin and even with heels on she was short.

She spoke little English but we managed to communicate anyway. A lot of the girls speak nit-noy English, so it's important to have a few things up your sleeve. For example get them to teach you Thai, for example counting to ten, play a game of stares, ask them about their favourite Thai food (they'll almost certainly say som tam), basically anything to entertain them. It's amazing how long you can keep a conversation going without speaking each other's language. If the girl places a game of connect 4 in front of you, you've failed in your objective!

The room cost 350 and she asked for 1000. I was excited as I followed her up the stairs to a basic room. After we showered we cuddled on the bed and she softly stroked my chest, before she pointed at my dick and sweetly asked 'you want me go down?' Yes please.

The sex was fairly unremarkable. She was a starfish when I fucked her in mish and although she kissed, it was with her mouth closed. It's my fault for targeting the young, pretty girls, if you pick older girls you can have great sex on soi 6. I spooned her, lifting her right leg in the air, then she rode me to a climax. It was a very transactional yet nonetheless enjoyable session, both of us going through the motions.

I walked back to my hotel and had some tasty Thai food at a restaurant on soi Lengkee.

Sam and had a plan tonight. We'd both take our favourite girls to watch the fireworks, then grab some food. Did it work out? Of course not!

My choice of girl to take to the fireworks was my favourite from Vixen, who I've already barfined twice. However when I arrived she had a sad look on her face and told me 'mamasan told me barfine now 2000'. It had doubled to above Walking Street prices, coincidentally on the night I wanted to take her. Perhaps she was telling the truth but I suspect she thought I'd pay anything and was just trying her luck. It didn't work.

'It was nice knowing you' I joked.

Sam's date for the night also fell through, a pretty girl he met on soi 6 a few days ago. They'd arranged to meet at Central Mall during the day, with Sam expecting an afternoon of good food, good company and perhaps a movie. But predictably her expectations were somewhat different. Her phone had broken so she asked Sam if he could pay for it to be repaired, so she could keep in contact with him. Sam reluctantly agreed, even when the repair bill came to 3500 baht! Girls must love guys like Sam, whatever they ask for, they get.

Despite Sam's generosity, she didn't get back to him about meeting him at the fireworks. Honestly, sometimes I think these girls are only interested in money.

That was sarcasm by the way.

We had a drink in Blue Sky Bar before heading to Area 52. Sam was chatting to his favourite girl and I was in a day-dream when suddenly a girl clapped in front of my face. It was the lovely Ploy, who I'd finally been able to chat with a few days ago. She's a great girl. Not only is she very pretty, she speaks good English and is lots of fun. We were dancing together in our seats when she insisted I dance on the bar's gogo podium.

Pretty, popular girls will not go with everyone who asks, they pick and choose either the customers they're most comfortable with or the most lucrative payday. Although it was promising how much she laughed and smiled in my company (far more than any other customer I've seen her with), I sensed it was too little too late. I got her Line and told her 'I'll never forget you'! I'll hopefully see her when I return next year.

We went to Sweethearts and then Annie Jacks, which had a lot of pretty girls standing outside earlier in the night, but later in the night the talent had dwindled dramatically. I bought a drink for the lovely Jen at her bar and she told me she was hungry. She punched my arm when I suggested I barfine her and take her to the 7 Eleven.

It was getting late and I walked around, looking for a pretty girl to barfine. Oh Bar was busy but my favourite girl was with a customer.

Suddenly, on a drunken spur of the moment, I decided to go to soi 6. It was a poor decision.

The traffic was gridlocked on 2nd Road due to the fireworks, so I had to walk there. It took 25 minutes and I needed a cold drink by the time I arrived. I saw a small girl with pigtails and a pierced bottom lip dancing sexily at Playgirls but when I bought her a ladydrink she told me I had to pay straight away as the bar was closing, which of course meant I couldn't take her to a room upstairs. I suggested she could come to my hotel with me after the bar closed but she told me she already had a customer already booked. It's not often bargirls are so refreshingly honest. Normally they say they have to go to eat, or visit family. 'Come back tomorrow' she said.

There was no point staying on soi 6 if the bars are closing, so I walked all the way back to Tree Town. A colossal waste of time!

By now it was 1. 20 am. My favourite girl at Oh Bar was with a different customer and the girl from Vixen wasn't at the bar, so I went to Booby Trap and barfined the sweet, smily girl from there for the second time. The barfine here is 600 before 11 pm and 400 after.

I like to fuck lots of different girls but sometimes it's just nice to go with someone you really like, who you know will deliver.

[Mr Enternational]

I mentioned earlier, that due to the lack of ladies in Pattaya, Laotian girls are quietly entering the Pattaya bargirl scene. The real question is why is there a lack of ladies?

Because covid showed them fuck that bar shit. And my friends say the chicks that are working in them are happy with the 10,000 baht they get just to sell drinks without having to boom boom.

[Tim Timms]

I mentioned earlier, that due to the lack of ladies in Pattaya, Laotian girls are quietly entering the Pattaya bargirl scene. The real question is why is there a lack of ladies?

There are really 2 answers to this:

There are too many bars in Pattaya. And every bar needs some ladies to work there. This has always been true of pre-Covid Pattaya, it is not a new condition.

The other, new, situation is not more bargirls are working abroad. It's not uncommon for a bargirl to go work in Korea, Malaysia or Singapore. What is striking is the number of ladies giving up High Season to leave the country.

Do not underestimate 10 years ago foreign comfort girl were denied work permits- so to say. They went back home. Hahaha.

Puzzling to me is with less girls why hasn't Soi 6 girls been able to raise prices. Is the quality that Horrendous. I kind of know the answer, I'm asking Rhetorically.

[NemanLion]

I wanted a girl to come to my hotel, so fired out a few speculative Line messages.

The sex was standard affair. I didn't have the energy to try lots of positions, so it was just me on top, her on top, finito. After we showered she was sat on my bed, wrapped in a towel, doing a video call with a friend on her phone. I was stood next to the TV, charging my phone I think, when I glanced in her direction and she was pointing her camera at me naked, showing her friend!

Waiting it hits youtube LOL.

[Sir Lancelot]

I wanted a girl to come to my hotel, so fired out a few speculative Line messages.

The first girl to reply was the girl from Inferno who had previously let me down on two occasions. The definition of madness isn't making mistakes, it's making the same mistake over and over again. Despite that I arranged for her to come over.

It proved to be third time lucky. She arrived ten minutes later, looking pretty in a yellow dress with her fake nails painted in luminous colours. She had tattoos on her legs, arms and across her shoulders. She'd remembered her ID card this time, so up to my room we went.

The sex was standard affair. I didn't have the energy to try lots of positions, so it was just me on top, her on top, finito. After we showered she was sat on my bed, wrapped in a towel, doing a video call with a friend on her phone. I was stood next to the TV, charging my phone I think, when I glanced in her direction and she was pointing her camera at me naked, showing her friend!

I had two massages during the afternoon at Massaging Hands on soi Lengkee. The first was a foot massage so relaxing I nearly fell asleep but the neck and shoulder massage that followed was like torture, especially the bits that involved her elbows. If the masseur ever needs a new job, I'm sure she could find one in Guantanamo Bay.

Nevertheless I felt great afterwards. The total cost for both massages was 450 baht (150 plus 300) for two hours. I had a spring in my step as I went to a Thai restaurant and devoured two plates of food.

My plan in the evening was to barfine a girl early for short-time, so I could watch the England match in my room from 2 am. Did it work out? Of course not.

We started with a drink at Booby Trap. I bought a drink for the girl I barfined early in my trip as we watched the traffic carnage outside. The roads were gridlocked because of a fireworks festival going on at the beach.

I bought a drink for my favourite girl at Vixen and told her I'd like to barfine her early tomorrow, so we can go to see the fireworks and have some food. The plan is to have a double date with Sam and his girl but it's up in the air which girl that will be. We went to Area 52 and he sat in silence with his favourite girl. They've had a falling out because although he has short-timed her at least 7 or 8 times, he wants to long-time her and spend a whole day with her but she makes excuses. Clearly she has a boyfriend but Sam won't let it go. It made me laugh, Sam was complaining to the mamasan about the girl's unwillingness to do long-time when the girl, who was sat behind him, did yak-yak-yak hand gestures behind his head with a big smile across her face.

What is it with Pattaya bars and rock bands? Area 52 is surrounded by three bars, Matador, Lucky 7 and JJBar, who all have rock bands playing every night, resulting in a cacophony of noise. I don't think it's coincidence that some of these bars hardly ever have customers. I haven't been to any of them on this trip. I want girls, not live entertainment.

We went to the dreadfully named Ass 95 Bar, where the cute girl who deserted me for a Korean a while back was unusually flirty with me. At Moonlight a very giggly girl took great pleasure in applying her bright red lipstick on my lips.

My favourite girl at Oh Bar, a prospective barfine, was with a customer but kept glancing in my direction and smiling. In the noisy live-stream bar next door, a wannabe gangster fired 20 baht notes in to the air using a plastic gun device, then watched as all the girls scrambled for them on the floor. I hate stuff like this as it's very demeaning to the girls.

It was time to go lone wolf and find a girl.

I walked through Tree Town but it was quiet and I didn't see any girls to tempt me in to any of the bars on soi Buakhao. Of course there are lots of nice girls but my mistake is I aim unrealistically high at a time of night when the prettiest girls are all tucked up in bed with a customer.

Another factor is I'm stupidly obsessed with finding new girls, to sleep with as many as possible. It's an immature trait as I know I could repeat with plenty of amazing girls I've been with on this trip and have an even better time second time around.

The lovely Jen sprinted to me outside her bar and gave me a bone-crunching hug. I barfined her on my last trip when she was fresh to the scene. We chatted briefly and I asked her if she'd like to go to my hotel with me but she said she was going to Walking Street with friends after the bar closed.

She told me something interesting though. Apparently Sam told her that I have a girlfriend. Why would Sam tell a girl he knows I'm interested in that I have a girlfriend when it's not true? I think sometimes he's jealous of the girls I go with and I know for a fact he tries to barfine them when I'm back in England.

So imagine, less than 60 seconds after hearing Sam tried to sabotage my chances with a girl, I was walking past Area 52 and his favourite girl, who he wants to turn in to his girlfriend, comes running at me, hugs me and tells me 'I want to go with you'. I was tempted to make a retaliatory strike but decided against it. I enjoy spending time with Sam, even though his competitiveness is getting quite tiring.

There are at least four ladyboy bars on soi Buakhao and it annoys me how the ladyboys grab me when I try to walk past, holding on when it's clear I'm not interested. I didn't fancy the inevitable hassle and frustration of going to the gogo bars on soi LK Metro and soi Honey was barren. I did see some younger girls sat on the step in front of Runway, recommended to me by someone on this forum, but none were to my taste.

I decided to sit down for a drink and send out some Line messages. Problem is, the girls take too long to reply and time was against me.

I walked down soi Pothole and entered High Rollers gents club. I'm a bit baffled by this place. It was a sausage-fest inside with almost every seat taken by customers and hardly any girls apart from those dancing. I turned around and left immediately. It did give me the idea however to try the gents clubs on soi Boomerang nearby. A few clusters of girls sat outside various bars, so I chose the busiest looking one, Pleasure Lounge. It was dead inside and I was joined by an average girl for ten minutes of polite conservation.

Time was marching on, so I decided to backtrack to Oh Bar and barfine my favourite girl but, you've guessed it, she was with a customer. There are several other nice girls at this bar, including a small spinner with a cheeky face and a pale-skinned girl with big wobbly tits, but I didn't want to ruin my chances with my favourite.

2 am arrived and the bars closed, just as the England match was starting, so I went on the prowl around the usual freelance hotspots. A lot of the girls are quite haggard and there is a disproportionate amount of ladyboys, but occasionally a gem can be found for a cheap quickie, like the girl I fucked on my third day with the biggest natural tits I've seen in Asia.

And there, standing next to a row of motorbikes was the diamond in the rough I was looking for. She was slim and looked elegant in a figure-hugging pink dress. Facially I've never seen a Thai girl like her, in fact I thought she might be Russian as she had European features, a fashionable neck-length hairdo and penetrating blue eyes. After exchanging pleasantries I asked how much.

'700 baht' she replied.

I was expecting her to say 1500 given how pretty she was. I accepted and five minutes later we were in my room. The sex was great. She had a tight pussy, small tits and was eager to please. The blowjob she gave me was one of the best of the trip and she was passionate kisser. She was 31 years old, proving sometimes it pays to go with a girl with a bit of experience.

A frustrating night with another happy ending.

I've been in Pattaya now for 21 nights and this is the third time I've had to resort to freelancers because I lost track of time. I admit, the first girl was ropy, a desperation fuck if ever there was one, but the other two girls have been fantastic.

Pattaya continues to surprise me, which is one of the reasons I love it.

[Mr Enternational]

Explorer is the Pattaya MVP poster.

Bangkok thread needs an Explorer type.

So why not fill the gap yourself if you see a need.

[Explorer8939]

I mentioned earlier, that due to the lack of ladies in Pattaya, Laotian girls are quietly entering the Pattaya bargirl scene. The real question is why is there a lack of ladies?

There are really 2 answers to this:

There are too many bars in Pattaya. And every bar needs some ladies to work there. This has always been true of pre-Covid Pattaya, it is not a new condition.

The other, new, situation is not more bargirls are working abroad. It's not uncommon for a bargirl to go work in Korea, Malaysia or Singapore. What is striking is the number of ladies giving up High Season to leave the country.

[Paolo99]

Post more bro. You actually make Sense.

Yesterday I went in soi 6 , entered the soi from second road and saw the bar "Good fellas" at the right hand side.

This is the name of one bar they talked about, seems like they were happy about a girl they recruited that came from that place earlier.

I initially thought it's the name of an older Agogo from WS but I assumed wrong. They are probably managing a place like the bars from soi6 rather than an Agogo, and it makes more sense with the remark about the girl that comes with inappropriate clothes at work.

The foreigner looked like an Indian Englishman, the Thai had a shaved head, both mid fifties and were meeting at Bake and' brew bakery on soi Xcyte at around 15 h.

[Paolo99]

After having been to two GC clubs on soi Bongkot I had the feeling that the girls were trying to establish a lower price of 1500 baht for ST over there while almost all the girls I've seen there were way below average looking (I checked only Amsterdam and Club4), so I decided to directly go to soi 6.

Helicopter bar is located around the middle of the soi on the right side when you enter from Beach road. She was wearing their Japanese schoolgirl uniform, sitting on her chair in the middle of the soi, made a weak attempt at waving me in her bar. I continued walking a bit and thought I should give her a try, she was looking not bad.

She is 20,155 cm, 42 kg, from Pechabun, dark skin, with long black hairs, no baby, and unfortunately zero English. We went straight in the bar, and there I had a very bad surprise. Big speakers with very loud music at all corners of the bar, impossible to find a place where I could quietly talk with her. I don't like it when I cannot talk to the girl but at least she let me cuddle her, and check all her assets, very good feeling ass, small boobs, her face is still cute at close range and she is smiley but she was overly shy. No problem to put my hands all over her ass but once I get them upstairs to play with her breast, she quietly takes my hand off with a smile.

She said she's been working there only for 4 days, and the way she looked completely lost downstairs (didn't know any price, except the price for the room) was a good indicator that she was probably not lying.

Price of room was 350, LD was 120 or 160 depending on which drink she chose (I paid her 2 LD) and despite being shy about most things, she still had the nerves to ask for 2500 for her. I sent her my bad look and she said "OK 2000" instantly, I replied 1000 and she agreed instantly again. I don't blame her for trying to get the most out of her work, but I always try to stay around the 1000 baht mark.

Up to the room (room quality was ok, but quality of the towels was very poor, they let a lot of particules on the skin when we use them), she didn't take a shower (said she showered not long ago, before coming to work), so I showered alone. She waited for me naked on the bed, she was still very shy, even though I tried to loosen her up with some jokes. I can easily understand she was anxious, she never even had a boyfriend, and barely had sex before in her life, so being alone in a room with a guy probably the same age of her dad whose only desire is to fuck her must be intimidating.

As you can guess, her service level was extremely low (no kiss, no DATY, no BBBJ) but at least the idea of being fucked was accepted. Her body is attractive, small boobs and everything about her is tight, just a finger in her fresh pussy was enough to get me quickly hard. Condom on, I fucked her slowly in mish during the whole session and she felt real great, these small juicy pussies from these inexperienced girls give me such a good feeling that I'm ready to pass on the other services that they are not yet able to offer.

As the session was going on she was slowly getting into it, I could hear the sound of her breath getting louder (no moaning), and she was cuddling me more and more firmly.

I thought that when the session was finished she would open up a bit and start talking a bit, but no, she was still the same and just looked relieved that it was not too hard for her.

Another negative is she didn't shower after we finished (at least while I was there, maybe she got upstairs and showered alone after I left).

A thing that never happens happened that day, the cashier was probably new also because they forgot to charge me the room before I got upstairs (they gave me a bill only for the drinks) and at first I thought it was the way they do it in that bar, so I thought that I should go and pay it when I came down and that's when I realised that they unvolontarely forgot to charge me, so I paid it before leaving.

That's the exact moment Tip started to really talk and asked if I had a facebook and asked me when I would come back.

I went on soi 6 multiple times after that day, she was either not there or already accompanied by some young Asian guy or young Farang guy another day so she is starting to be quite popular it seems.

On both occasions she was wearing a black dress that reveals her slim and sexy body.

When I left, I felt like she was worth all the baht I have spent on her and I was very satisfied.