Pattaya Reports

[Jerboa]

For me it was great. No hassels. Didn't have to worry about anything. I always us hotel taxis all over the world. Had a bad experience once that meant I paid big time. My pick up really got my vacation of to a flying start.

Well this Is LOS not the PI, you shouldn't have a problem, why pay over the odds for a hotel transfer, when you can get a car from the airport for as little as 1k?

[Yamada Nobr]

Cute girl.

Good beer.

Good sea.

I Love Pataya. So Mutch. :-D

[Fon Tok]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question. I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work. Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service. Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice. Peter

It rains a lot that time of the year all over Thailand. Often the streets will flood. But eventually they will drain, and life goes on.

Low season, but there still will be women to "meet" and places to go.

Lots of good hotel deals, both on the internet (hotels) , and walking around (smaller guesthouses). Just depends where you want to be based in terms of your activities.

[BionicMan]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question.

I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work.

Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service.

Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice.

Peter

Check hystorical weather reports.

You might get in the start of monsoon season or just about

[Leggy11]

Yep that be her. But I do not reccommend the ANY of the hotels pickup service. Much cheaper and less bullshit. But the hotel itself should definitely be experienced.

Beaverhunter

For me it was great. No hassels. Didn't have to worry about anything. I always us hotel taxis all over the world. Had a bad experience once that meant I paid big time. My pick up really got my vacation of to a flying start.

[PeterTaylor]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question.

I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work.

Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service.

Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice.

Peter

[Siam Dreamer]

Back in September I took a picture of a chick from the back inside of the disco. Since then she has been #1 on my Most Wanted list.

Excellent post and pic (PICT0008. JPG). Keep up the good work!

[Mr Enternational]

Back in September I took a picture of a chick from the back inside of the disco. Since then she has been #1 on my Most Wanted list. The thing is that I had no idea how she looked from the front. A couple of weeks ago I met a chick in another disco. She was all over me. I promised her that she could come home with me but I wanted to hang out with my friends for a few minutes first. She ended up leaving with another guy but I got in her shit before she left. I ended up going with her friend that night. Her friend was a wildcat in the disco, pulling my dick out and everything. But when we got to the house she was a total dud. That reminded me that an empty wagon makes the most noise. I usually like to take the quiet ones who aren't making a big scene and do not have many friends around.

So last Sunday I saw the first girl in another disco. I made it a point to get her name and number. I texted her a couple of days later asking her to come over but she said she wanted to go out with her friends. Ain't this a b? She would rather go spend money and get drunk rather than come make some easy money and relax in my cozy confines for the night. So the next day I tried her again and we agreed on 10:30pm.

She called to let me know she was on her way. I was on my motorbike at the time coming back from Carrefour. Then I started thinking that she kind of reminds me of the girl who I took the picture of back in September. But the girl on the picture had longer hair. So I picked her up at 7/11 and we went to my place. When we got there I told her the whole deal about the picture and started digging around in my computer for it. Lo and behold it was her! A dream come true. She didn't even know that I had taken the picture but she loved it and wanted it for her facebook. She said that she had to cut her hair because it was too hot. I told her that I'm sure cutting that little bit did not make a big difference as far as that issue was concerned.

We had a good night and next day together and now she is hooked. She is a totally different person than she is around her friends in the disco. She explained to me that she had to leave with the guy that night because he wanted 2 girls and would not take her friend without her going too. So she took one for the team. She is definitely on my keeper list. Now #1 on my Most Wanted list is a friend of another girl I am fucking. She says it is okay for me to fuck her friend and has even told her that. But the friend refuses to give in saying that she is just saying that but really doesn't feel that way. I almost had her by asking her to come to Chiang Mai with me but I backed out of it because I wanted to sample the locals there instead. I have to find some way to get to her.

[Mr Enternational]

I met a chick in the disco the other night. She had glasses on and kind of looked like a square. But she was dancing her ass off and when she took the glasses off, hmmmm. She was with her sister and another girl. She was from Surin and said that it was her first day in Pattaya in about 10 years. She was supposed to come home with me but she got sick and had to leave.

The next night I called her and she came over. We fucked and started drinking then she called her sister, who was at the disco celebrating her birthday, to come over and drink with us. She could not find my place so I had to go pick her up at 7/11. My girl gave me her id and cell phone as insurance for her not stealing anything while I was gone. We stopped to get snacks, ice, and chaser for them. When we got back my girl started making drinks for us all while I had the music going.

Eventually my girl was using my computer and her sister was dancing behind her and I started fingering the sister while I was sitting on the bed. Then my girl went to the bathroom and the sister got on the computer. I took my dick out and put it in the sister's mouth. I stopped short of my girl coming back to the room. But when she did come back me and my girl started fucking on the bed and I kept tapping the sister to look. I wore my girl out and she went back to the bathroom. When she came out I was fucking her sister mish. Then my girl came behind me and started licking my ass. Then she started sucking her sister's tits and rubbing my back and kissing me.

When all was said and done we were all laying in the bed about to sleep. Then my girl said she was going to leave and let her sister stay with me. I kept trying to make her stay but she was drunk and kept insisting on leaving and it was daylight by then and I wanted some sleep. So I just let her leave. Then I fucked her sister again and we went to sleep and woke up about 3pm. Then I fucked her again and told her she could leave. All she asked for was motorcycle taxi money. Since then my girl keeps texting and calling saying how much she likes me and misses me and wants to see me again.

There it was, my own personal Devil's Den!

[Incel]

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[Incel]

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[Rocksoff]

If you can tie your shoelaces everything in Pattaya is easy.

Some mornings in Pattaya, I have trouble tying my shoelaces. But as long as I can find the door, it's just a few steps along in the blinding light to a soothing welcome at an oily massage shop.

[Bubba999]

Hi, I am going to Thailand end of March 2011. I've read around and plan on going to Pattaya using metered taxi and will be staying at penthouse hotel. The question is where to go to pick up chicks? Andthe steps to get them back to hotel with me. Such as getting their attention, drinks, barfine, and negociating price etc. Thanks. And and recommendations on what are some good places to start and places not to go to?

Azn-

You are stressing about it too much. Metered tax? I. I didn't know they existed.

Getting girls attention? They will have you summed up before you even take two steps in the bar.

Just look at them and you'll have their attention and then tell them straight out what you want and what you'll pay.

Reading the form will provide you all the answers but sometimes you just have to get out there and do it. Take some risks (like an unmetered taxi). What's the worst that can happen. You might lose $30 on a bad choice of girl. C'est la vie.

If you can tie your shoelaces everything in Pattaya is easy. Sometimes a little too easy.

[Jerboa]

Thanks, I will definitely give that a try. Since my first time there I don't want to go too far. So how much usually is barfine for lt and price with the girl for the night at KC?

If your coming all the way to Pattaya I'd suggest you take the time to explore, be a bit adventurous, and don't stick to your hotel gogo bar.

[Edward M]

Edward M, these were all girls from beer bars, I mainly mongered on soi Diana, Fon from The meeting point 2nd road was good again 1000. Business is poor these days and many bar girls are resorting to short time to get at least some business (this was confirmed by several girls who had no need to lie) I know the old saying how do you know when a Thai girl is lying? You can hear her talking. I spotted quite a few who never left the bar all night.

I shall be adding some more reports later as another forum was blocked in the hotel.

May the force be with you.

Thanks for the clarification. I only went to the beer bars on Walking Street so it makes sense that the ones on Diana would be cheaper as I found with the agogos. So the beer bar BFs used to be 200 there? That would have been great.