Pattaya Reports

[Finnish Fucker]

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

Well I did not have to beg or convince her to come with me in the club but I get your point. No hooker is worth begging for a fuck. Anyway I should have known better from her behaviour inside Sapphire that it will not be a happy ending. As I wrote earlier it was my misjudgement to take her and I learned my lesson.

[LittleBigMan]

Recently I read a review on a new place sounded good but a bit pricey in Bangkok, I believe it was mentioned on Soi 22, it is under the Holiday Inn? Although a number of better tasting places than the Reef out towards Jomtien the Reef is convenient on the lower part of Soi 7, hits the spot for the location. Watch the ladyboys opposite.

[EihTooms]

Question. My last day in pattaya last time, some guy told me there was really good mexican food place on soi 7 or 8. I can't find it. Anyone know where it is? Thanks.

Yes, Tequila Reef Restaurant on Soi 7, a short walk from Beach Rd. You see the link for it in the previous post. It has been a couple of years since I ate there but remember it being pretty good. I would go back again if I were in Pattaya and craving Mexican food.

[Member #4698]

Question. My last day in pattaya last time, some guy told me there was really good mexican food place on soi 7 or 8. I can't find it. Anyone know where it is? Thanks.

I think you are referring to the Tequila Reef Restaurant.

http://www.tequilareef.com/.

Actually there are 2 Tequila Reefs. One is in AC, Philippines just off Fields and the 2nd is the Pattaya one. They are both owned by the same friendly guy. I have never eaten at the Pataya branch which is a testament to the fact that Philippine cuisine is vastly inferior to Thai cuisine, but I eat at the AC branch all the time. Try the Fajitas or the Burrito plates and chase the food with a cold Mexican beer.

[Horatio]

I was walking down soi 6 today. The first girl that attracted me, I bought her a drink. We sat inside the bar. She was really friendly. When standing she turned around and pulled up her skirt to show me her ass. Set in my lap some, let me play with her tits, showed me her pussy and let me finger it lightly.

The second girl was a little bit shyer. She was wearing shorts under her skirt, she let ne pull her top back and see her tits. Freindly enough but wanted to go upstairs for more. The 3rd girl was about the same as second girl. I spent about 20 to 30 minutes with each. Bought them all 1 drink and tpiped 100 thb. Except the last I didn't tip. I was less handsy with her and didn't stay long.

It is easy to spend 1000 thb on soi 6 in a short amount of time. But it is so much fun.


Question. My last day in pattaya last time, some guy told me there was really good mexican food place on soi 7 or 8. I can't find it. Anyone know where it is? Thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

I came into Don Mueang last night from Manila. Since I don't know the DMK-Pattaya taxi ropes too well (usually I would just go outside to bargain one), the night before I decided to hit my taxi guy up on Line with my flight info. He said it would be 1300 (tolls included) to Pattaya and sent me the driver's picture, picture of the car, license plates, and phone number. But of course the driver was waiting for me with a sign when I came out of Customs. He also ran the meter the entire way. It read 1619 baht when we arrived at my place.

P. S. When I arrived at DMK, a taxi tout did approach me with a price of 1800. I told him I only paid 1300. He thought that I was offering that much to him and sent another guy to get his car. Then he said make it 1400 since it is my birthday. Point is, don't pay more than 1300 from DMK to Pattaya. I know some guys are getting ripped for more than that from Swampy to Pattaya though.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm staying at the Penthouse (yes, I know. Don't judge me). Looking forward to my trip and if anyone up for meeting up, I'm game.

No choice but to judge. That place looks like a dingy dungeon. Reminds me of the house on the Munsters. Why not stay at a modern comfortable place without all the roaches and cats? How could anyone say if they wanted to meet up if you didn't mention when you are coming?

[HectorG]

Honestly, from the way she fucks, I think Ae and Lala's family must have gotten raised by dead possums.

Funniest story ever! So gents I want to thank you all for your advice. Heading to my first-ever trip to Pattaya. Quick question: if money was not necessarily an object, where are the hottest gogo girls? From what I've been reading sounds like Sapphire, Skyfall and Palace are tops, followed by models at the fishbowl soap massage places like Honey 2 and Sabai. Third option for cute cheaper girls sounds like Soi 6? I'm staying at the Penthouse (yes, I know. Don't judge me). Looking forward to my trip and if anyone up for meeting up, I'm game.

[Banana Boi]

An Indian tourist was severely injured when he fell from the balcony of his Pattaya hotel room on Thursday night, police said.

Charles Mahimai Mohan, 39, fell from the balcony of his room on the sixth floor of the hotel on Pattaya Klang Soi 14 in Tambon Nongplue, Bang Lamung district, at 11pm.

His fall was broken by a tree but left him severely injured. He was rushed to Pattaya Memorial Hospital.

His friends told police that the group of Indian tourists took five women from Pattaya Walking Street to the hotel and the group of sex workers demanded money from Mohan.

A friend said he saw Mohan stepping back from the women until he fell from the balcony.

The five Thai women denied intimidating or pushing the tourist and said he fell on his own.

Police have yet to interrogate the women and his friends.

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30352871

May bring some unwanted attention to Walking Street a week after Walking Street cleared in the news of no prostitution.

[Banana Boi]

The hotter girls have more clientele; thus, one of the reasons why the less attractive girls, who are not so busy, tend to give better all round service.

possibly true but definitely not always the case. Went with a girl at hotel classic in Jakarta because she was super nice to me. Far less pretty than any other girl I went with in Jakarta but still would be top 5 percent on soi 6. Not that her service was terrible but not nearly as good as the pretty girls I went with in Jakarta.

[Turgid]

............. MP girls that have to do a lot of customers tend to be different and say that they don't want to cum, as will make them lazy for later customers. Some customer meets these lazy girls that already had a cum or 5 earlier in the day ...................

The hotter girls have more clientele; thus, one of the reasons why the less attractive girls, who are not so busy, tend to give better all round service.

[Dive Monger]

So awhile back I posted about this girl, I devirginized that worked at Iron. Turns out that she keeps bothering me a bit. She sort of wants me to help her get turned into some type of porn star so she can make the big bucks. When I first fucked her and her friend, it was very lame with her and no BJ. Now she wants her skills to be adequate before she gets barfined again by the next customer. The other day last week, she messaged me early in the morning on LINE. She wanted to come to my room and practice sucking cock. Crazy thing is that she wasn't going to make me pay anything. I had her come over and practiced sucking dick and licking balls for at least one and a half hour. She was still no good at it and I didn't cum, but it was a fun experience to watch her pretty lips and face try to work that mouth. At times her teeth would chip at my skin and she kept gagging and tearing when she attempted deep throat. Lucky for me I put a towel underneath because there was spit everywhere. She tells me she needs more help practicing her cock sucking skills, but unfortunately, I am out in Japan for the time being. Best of all it's all free from her.

I'm happy to help out with training when I am there in a few months. LOL.

[Dive Monger]

Gents,

A long long time ago I found a gem in Patpong at Star of Light who would do both a pretty damn good deep throat (to the balls), and also swallowed when finished. Not the best looker in the stable, and not young, but the service was off the charts. So I could easily overlook the other lacks.

She is long gone, for many years now.

I am planning on visiting Pattaya in late February, and thinking of resuming my (fruitless for well over a decade now, LOL) search for such a BJ expert ([CodeWord900], Gypsy, Circus if it is still open, any new BJ bars that have sprung up, etc.).

Have any of you fine gentlemen run into such a performer in Pattaya in the last year or two? Or am I destined to again be hunting for a week only to be disappointed? (but the hunt is actually pretty fun even if ultimately unsuccessful at locating the primary objective, LOL).

Thanks.

[Syzygies]

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

Yep! Many Thai hookers lack the professionalism to pretend they are having a fantastic time. Are they all fantastic actresses? Not at all. They may even have a GF and hate fucking guys, full stop. Some may find dick disgusting. Some may hate the Farang odours, arrogant attitude, or be scared to some extent.

We get wildly different ratings for the performance of the same girl, and this applies to Farang hookers as well. The girl's effort depends on her mood, is the money adequate, does she like you, is she scared the guy is going to puncture the condom, is she in good shape or having pain, etc. I read a report where the guy has panned her attitude, and yet she is tops for me (I must be acting the way she likes and not so stingy).

When I first came to Thailand, the percentage of girls that were bad fucks was very low compared to hookers in my home country. Thai girls seemed to have a better attitude. Young clueless dud fucks in Thailand seem to have increased dramatically. Why? I think 30 years ago, Thai girls were in awe of Farangs and Farangs were always seen as desirable. Not any more. Maybe the crap girl for me, is giving the young handsome Korean guy a much better service and she has decided 5 inch (or less) cock is much better for her. No Anacondas (a word known in common to many languages). LOL.

The more experienced girls are better at fucking, than the young newbies, so don't have too much prejudice about the girl's age, is my recommendation. My favourite regular is very experienced and well over 30. I also like a 21 year old or two, but they have plenty of experience since 15 years old, I reckon.

I find a significant percentage of Thai girls that know the guy (or not), are willing to let themselves go and cum. This was not the case in my home country with western girls. Maybe Thai girls are more sensitive than Farangs and cum easier. MP girls that have to do a lot of customers tend to be different and say that they don't want to cum, as will make them lazy for later customers. Some customer meets these lazy girls that already had a cum or 5 earlier in the day, and wonders why the girl is so pathetic. I certainly suspected things when a girl supposed to be good was so pathetic with me. Did she get any sleep, or worked too hard. Hence I prefer to take MP girls as soon as they arrive at work if possible. Being the 5th or 9th customer does not appeal.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.