Pattaya Reports

[Horatio]

My opinion for what its worth. It was only 1000 thb and 500 thb difference in what you were willing to pay. That's equal to a couple lady drinks. It not worth it to quibble. Even if she didn't cause a ruckus. Pay up, write it off to bad luck and move on.

You having had the experience what would you advice if something similar happens to someone else?

I dont mean any of that as criticism.

Decided to call it an early night after a couple of hours on Walking Street and headed back to my room. I strolled Beach Road not really sure that I was interested in taking a girl from there. I passed by many girls that just wasn't doing anything for me. I was almost to my turn off when I came across Fon a sweet looking 22 yr old that agreed to join me for 1000 baht ST.

We get to the room do the standard shower and off to the bed for the deed. I lay down and she would not even perform a BJ. I should have sent her on her way but I said screw it. Well I should have went with my gut feeling. She hops on for cowgirl and after about a 1 minute she is already off me and rolling over for missionary. Again I should have cut my loss and sent her on here way again. So after a couple of minutes of this I move her to doggy and I we go at it for about 5 minutes and she is non-stop complaining on why I not cum already. Her attitude was a total turn off and I was determined to cum. After about another 2-3 minutes I go to reach for the lube and she gets up goes in the bathroom locks the door and starts to get a shower. I was like WTF is going on here!

I decide that I will give her 500 baht for her troubles since she didn't make me cum or at the very least let me make the call to end it. She comes out and I hand her 500 baht and she breaks down in to tears and I tell her repeatedly that she quit and not let me finish so she not deserve the 1000 baht. Her tears turn to anger and after about 10 minutes of a showdown with her and her on the phone to her BF and others. She informs me she is calling the police and I tell her go ahead. I will call security and have her thrown out. She calls my bluff, I didn't have security phone number in my phone since I was staying at an condo I had rented. She starts to go ape shit and kicking and screaming trying to break things. I finally give in just to get her the hell out of the room so I don't have to pay for damages.

After 15 years of coming to Pattaya I have never experienced anything like this before. Normally when things are not working out the girl is nice about it and I wind up giving her the agreed upon price. But for some stupid reason this time mainly because of her crappy attitude I decide to stand up. Well in the end she won she got her money. I wish I had taken a picture of her so I could attach it for all you to see and be on the watch for this bad performer.

[Roaming Rob 1]

Decided to call it an early night after a couple of hours on Walking Street and headed back to my room. I strolled Beach Road not really sure that I was interested in taking a girl from there. I passed by many girls that just wasn't doing anything for me. I was almost to my turn off when I came across Fon a sweet looking 22 yr old that agreed to join me for 1000 baht ST.

We get to the room do the standard shower and off to the bed for the deed. I lay down and she would not even perform a BJ. I should have sent her on her way but I said screw it. Well I should have went with my gut feeling. She hops on for cowgirl and after about a 1 minute she is already off me and rolling over for missionary. Again I should have cut my loss and sent her on here way again. So after a couple of minutes of this I move her to doggy and I we go at it for about 5 minutes and she is non-stop complaining on why I not cum already. Her attitude was a total turn off and I was determined to cum. After about another 2-3 minutes I go to reach for the lube and she gets up goes in the bathroom locks the door and starts to get a shower. I was like WTF is going on here!

I decide that I will give her 500 baht for her troubles since she didn't make me cum or at the very least let me make the call to end it. She comes out and I hand her 500 baht and she breaks down in to tears and I tell her repeatedly that she quit and not let me finish so she not deserve the 1000 baht. Her tears turn to anger and after about 10 minutes of a showdown with her and her on the phone to her BF and others. She informs me she is calling the police and I tell her go ahead. I will call security and have her thrown out. She calls my bluff, I didn't have security phone number in my phone since I was staying at an condo I had rented. She starts to go ape shit and kicking and screaming trying to break things. I finally give in just to get her the hell out of the room so I don't have to pay for damages.

After 15 years of coming to Pattaya I have never experienced anything like this before. Normally when things are not working out the girl is nice about it and I wind up giving her the agreed upon price. But for some stupid reason this time mainly because of her crappy attitude I decide to stand up. Well in the end she won she got her money. I wish I had taken a picture of her so I could attach it for all you to see and be on the watch for this bad performer.

[Roaming Rob 1]

Wake up yesterday morning and get a message from Phom a short kinda chubby girl about 34 asking if I was looking for some fun. I wasn't really but said what the hell why not. So gave her the address and she was here in 15 minutes. She came right in and got undressed and went to work on my willy. After a few minutes of that I decide that I will return the favor. Poor girl she did not know what had hit her when I was through with her. Her body was shaking so hard and going into mini convulsions from the DATY.

So, now it is my turn to get off. Since her legs were like jelly I went for missionary and that went on for quite some time when I decided that I would finish doggy. The poor thing was not enjoying as much as I was. I had to slow down and go slow a few times to give her a break. I was beginning to think after 20 minutes or so that I might not be able to cum. I asked her repeatedly if she was ok and if she wanted me to stop, she said no she like my boom boom even if it jeab mak mak.

So, I try to be a little more compassionate and not be so rough. I go another 10 minutes or so and finally rip off the condom and blow all over her back. All in all it was a decent session for 1000 baht. I would have to give her a 6 for looks, 6 for body and 8.5 for performance because she was a trooper!

[Roaming Rob 1]

I decided that I would stroll Beach Rd the other night and ran across the little spinner Bee that I had shagged a few days ago. Decided to give her a whirl again, but this time I would have to say was no where as good as the first session with her. She had cut her hair a little bit and that seemed to change the dynamics of her look enough to cause me to have problems launching a load.

She became frustrated and just asked if she could finish with a HJ at this point after more than 45 minutes in multiple positions I was fine with a HJ. She eventually succeeded. We had agreed on 800 baht for the session but since she worked so hard I gave her a 1000 bath for all her efforts. Don't think I will repeat again with her.

[Dash Riprock]

Are there any Bangkok style establishments in town other than Climax on Sai 3 road?

[Oosik]

I also advocate bring a small bottle of lube with you for these types of situations.

I have a little bottle but stupidly, in a hurry because the maid was at the door, I left it in the bedside table drawer. It saved me a couple of times at Bliss (the BJ bar, not the go-go). I definitely paid the price this time: I have a rubbed-raw patch on the shaft that hurts and probably looks like some sort of STD. I feel my popularity with the providers waning. Oh, well, only a couple of days left, anyway.

I do the baggie for around town but for air travel I not only do Mr. E's plastic-under-the-cap trick but give it a little squeeze to purge most of the air before tightening the cap, which is one of the snap open and closed types. Really overkill for the small volume of air (it is the smallest lube bottle I could find) and the tiny orifice that the pressure would be applied to but I've had a potato chip / crisp bag explode in flight.

[LittleBigMan]

Hit a few gogo bars on Walking Street and LK Metro last night. It's been a long time since I've seen it so quiet for girls. I was ready to call it a night at 11 pm that's how bad things were. Midweek and the day after a public holiday so should have been ok.

Noticed a new place beside Palace named Atlantis. I'll check it out in a few days and report back.

W. S. Has been slow regardless of the Holiday. Atlantis is the old Sweetheart spot with the same owner. Last night 30th, he had his soft opening.

[Mr Enternational]

Hope you pay her a cancellation fee for waiting and possibly losing other business, or, more likely, that she doesn't have the same plan and gets a better offer before you return.

When they don't show up, they don't send you cancellation pussy. They do not have as much business as everyone always thinks. I met a chick on Tinder yesterday that works on Soi 6. Said she has been there 1 month and only had 3 customers. And she is so shy that she has to get drunk first.

Remember that 99% of the girls that work on Soi 6 live in the rooms upstairs. They don't have shit else to do except wait.

[Mr Enternational]

While many girls will have lube, many don't for whatever reason. Perhaps some don't as they can use that as an excuse to discontinue sex.

Many always forget these are backwoods country girls. They use spit. They ain't buying no extra keys; they definitely ain't buying no lube.

But for now, buy a small bottle of an appropriate lube and take it with you when mongering. You may wish to place it in a zip lock bag however. It should be obvious why I make that recommendationg.

Unscrew the top and place a piece of the plastic ziploc over the opening, then screw the top back on. Then put it in a ziploc.

[Banana Boi]

Hit a few gogo bars on Walking Street and LK Metro last night. It's been a long time since I've seen it so quiet for girls. I was ready to call it a night at 11 pm that's how bad things were. Midweek and the day after a public holiday so should have been ok.

Noticed a new place beside Palace named Atlantis. I'll check it out in a few days and report back.

[FL Hawk]

It hit me: The girl didn't realize it was a tip. She thought I was only paying a pittance because of the failure to launch. No wonder she wasn't doing a lot of smiling! I desperately tried to interrupt the ranting mamasan. I finally got a word or two in. I pointed to her and said in Thai, "1,500 baht". I then pointed to the tip money in her hand and to the hallway where the enraged girl had fled in a huff and said, "Tip".

Suddenly all was well in the world, or almost: The girl had to be retrieved from wherever she was about to commit suicide and brought back to apologize and thank. The mamasan, between a stream of apologies, explained that the girl had just started a few days ago and spoke not a word of English, which explains the silent sentry thing as the room was prepared and the lube request issue.

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I advocate tipping a girl only when she performs above and beyond what can be reasonably expected. It appears that she met that standard despite your failure and her inexperience. She will learn. But nothing went "horribly wrong" - there was simply a misunderstanding that got cleared up quickly.

I also advocate bring a small bottle of lube with you for these types of situations. While many girls will have lube, many don't for whatever reason. Perhaps some don't as they can use that as an excuse to discontinue sex. I am amazed that many of these girls can get wet so easily, but often times they will start to dry out after 5 to 10 minutes so, if you tend to last a long time, you will need to supplement their natural lubricant. I she doesn't have her own, you can use yours.

In the future, I may address the impact of added lube on how a girl feels inside. But for now, buy a small bottle of an appropriate lube and take it with you when mongering. You may wish to place it in a zip lock bag however. It should be obvious why I make that recommendationg.

[Oosik]

Actually, I told her I will line her to confirmed as I said depend on the situation.

Good plan!

[Macho Dik]

Hope you pay her a cancellation fee for waiting and possibly losing other business, or, more likely, that she doesn't have the same plan and gets a better offer before you return.

Actually, I told her I will line her to confirmed as I said depend on the situation. That is after her work at 1 o' clock then.

Thanks for reminding.

Cheers,

MD.

[Oosik]

Anyway, she will just my reserve as plan to visit WS later tonight. If found some gem then will cancel the LT with her.

Hope you pay her a cancellation fee for waiting and possibly losing other business, or, more likely, that she doesn't have the same plan and gets a better offer before you return.

[Macho Dik]

Arrive Pattaya at noon time, check in LK the empress, take a long waiting as room not ready. After done then put all my stuff and make a quick washout then walk to Soi 6, kind of long walk but just fine. Reaching Soi 6 with all girls waving like thirsting for cock or perhaps Baht! From beach road walking the other direction, right side girls and bar are so crowded with girls but on the other side seems less crowded and just like normal bar with girls. Spotted one, I didn't know the bar name just like the solo club? Anyway, pick one girl non English speaker, need translation app. They say she is just one month old to this job, ST, pay 300 + 240 (drinks 80 + 160 LD) . This girl has a nice soft body, good kisser and good BBBJ. Go full sex, try several style, end up missionary a blew my hot load. Done pay 1000 bht. Talk to her to come my hotel for LT tonight, settle for 2000 bht till 10:00 am next day. Anyway, she will just my reserve as plan to visit WS later tonight. If found some gem then will cancel the LT with her.

Cheers,

MD.