Pattaya Reports

[NeverGetsOld]

heya. thanks for the help, the prob is in india, girls are fucking conservative! like no sex before marriage and shit! :-x spiritual and shit, max to max most do is 69 and that too after months of serious dating! and mongering in india is shit! pattaya and bangkok <3 and i have a thing for asian girls! so!

thanks mate

in my city in america. philadelphia. 1st and 2nd generation indian girls were the easiest to fuck for an educated white guy. they sucked dick and took it up the ass fairly quickly as well. all one had to due was hang out at the bars near the top universities. even more so in the washington d. c. area. looking forward to see if this holds true when i visit your homeland.

also i am not prejudice against indians but you might want to know every thai girl i've spoken to really disliked indians and you are more likely to see a thai girl with a martian then an indian as a couple, so you should have a lot of rupee at your disposal.

[BambiJacobson]

I have earned the 20,000$ mysself. Am a graduate in commerce and am earning 5,000$ per month! Am not being driven by my hormones. I chose Thailand because I know this place really well! And anyways getting a pay raise to 6,000 and basically all goes into my saving so I'm planning to leave by December by that time I'll easily have around 50,000$ so I guess now you all can help? I am not a dumb fuck or a horny freak. Now help.

Here is my honest advice. You are a commerce graduate so do the math its pretty simple. Look at what rent cost. Decide what kind of lifestyle you expect to lead and do a budget.

Some guys get by on next to nothing by being cheap charlies and accepting to live in the most basic accommodations. Others do not. How long you can make 50.000$ last is individual.

You could have written that you had 1 million dollars saved and still people would not be able to answer your question.

Just a side question. You say you make 6K per month (after your raise) and are easily able to go from 20K in savings to 50K in savings in 5 months (6 times 5 is 30, plus 20 is 50). Is your tax rate 0 pct? Do you not have any spending at all of your hard earned money?

[NishNish]

Hi there. I've only been once in Patong, but concerning the massage parlours, there are thousands of them, same-same.

Girls in their thirties, one and Another younger though, one hour oil massage should not be more than 300. 350 Baht, tip a couple of hundred Baht if you want HE. Happy Ending.

But doesn't it bother you you will most likely encounter Girls beeing older than yourself, it did for me in you're age, though I wish I had did it anyway, compared to now in my thirties I was literally speaking a Stud in you're age, wanted to screw my girlfriend at least 2 times a day, shot my loads 2. 3 meters right up the walls dripping down so she had to wipe them afterwards...

Heya,

Thanks for the help, the prob is in India, girls are fucking conservative! Like no sex before marriage and shit! :-x spiritual and shit, max to max most do is 69 and that too after months of serious dating! And mongering in India is shit! Pattaya and Bangkok <3 and I have a thing for asian girls! So!

Thanks mate

[NishNish]

I am from India. We do have Bachelor of Business Administration In India. What will I get by lying people? Yea a few months ago I did post I was "18" it was a mistype and I meant 19. My birthday is in June so I turned 20 B-) Yes I do earn $5,000 a month and all is saved because in India we all live with our parents, like everyone. We don't move out, that's the tradition, Joint Family, like in Japan so I don't incur expenses on food, shelter, clothing etc. I am working for flipkart as a marketing assistant for eastern zone hence the big package. So here it is, I didn't need to clarify but young and full of rage to prove myself you see. \

And yes as I told I have been to Bangkok "with my parents" so it was a family trip, never been here alone so I don't have nay idea about the mongering scene except for walk in MP's! Iv nothing to clarify, I just want genuine opinions and help. Thank you people.

Call me dumb, stupid whatever, it really doesn't matter. Am working my ass off to earn so I can happily have an enjoyable life ahead, for your info I did the research myself an found if a company based in Thailand employs me I can be in Thailand for as many years as I like, so already applied to many MNC's.

Cheers

The so called "DUMBFUCK"

[NeverGetsOld]

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[LittleBigMan]

You've all been trolled. His first post a few months ago says he just turned 18 and now he's 20. Also promoted one massage parlor 90% of his posts which is very normal for your average 18 or 20 year old. Some odd ulterior motive here.

Great another F-king Harold on the board?
I agree something smells, he clarifies that he is now 20 years old, a graduate of com? he is that smart and that good to get a great paying job at 20 years of age but know Bangkok so well but need to ask where to find a soapie? I guess Mr. E is right " young dumb and full of cum"

[RomeoJoe]

So I finally arrived at Pattaya actually my first Asian trip but I've mongered all over the world. Note that I am good looking early 30's so I usually get along great wilh all girls.

So I have 7 days in Pattaya with a fellow monger who has been here 3 times his last trip two years ago. All I could say is the girls we mostly older 27 to late 30's all hardcore worn put streach marks garbage like this I could get in the states for free! So we finally found a few young girls and I mean 21 to 24 no kids all firm and they were pissed because they were getting bar fined every night and had no rest. To top off out trip on Soi 6 my friend got his phone stolen out of his pocket in the room with the girl and she tries to deny it saying anybody could of came in? Seriously guys even my friend said two years ago so many hot girls late teens early 20's there all gone I'm assuming Bangkok because I stayed two nights there did see beautiful girls asking 3 to 4 thousand baht. We even ran into a girl he met 2 years ago paid 1500 all night and she was just visiting and she said she works Bangkok 3k night no kids around 25 still hot there wiseing up in Pattaya so I will never return to that stinkhole.

P. S. I loved Angeles city 18 to 23 and I even had a virgin for free (find that in Thailand) LOL good luck guys.

[Gunga Din]

i dropped in to the windmill, still trying to find my favorite girl from my previous visit, but to no avail. maybe she is hiding out with edward snowden in a russian airport transit lounge, because she has not been spotted for days. in the meantime her loyal friends, never ones to let a falang go to waste, are desperately trying to hook me up with a new girl, who i am bouncing on my knee for as long as two ladies drinks last. the tedium of ass-bouncing and boob-groping is suddenly broken when i strike up a conversation with a gent on my left, who complains wryly that watching my antics is making him seasick. i helpfully suggest he fix his gaze on one spot, perhaps my girl's left nipple, which should settle down his stomach. we start a conversation comparing notes about living in thailand, and finally zeroing in on that ever-fascinating topic: what makes a thai lady tick. i like this guy a lot.

there's a draining sound in the room, and i realize that it's coming from my wallet. i'm in for four ladies drinks, my knees are now bruised from bouncing the cute but fat-assed windmill girl around on my lap, and the only real stimulation i'm getting is intellectually from my new australian friend's stories. i need to leave soon. he suggests we go to the new sister bar of the windmill, a go-go bar on walking st. as we left i felt a shudder, and i knew i was suddenly close to a source of pure evil. glancing down to the steps on my right i spotted the windmill mamasan, glaring at me. this was the same gargoyle that denied me my bar fine refund from a few days ago. the same one that sprang fully-formed from the side of a demon forty years ago. ok, you get the picture. i don't like her, and at this point the feeling is satisfyingly mutual.

my new wingman and i literally stumble into sugar baby go go, a familiar haunt to him but a revelation to me. we shake hands with the owner, sit, and my friend takes on the appearance of flypaper, but with twenty-year old dancers stuck on him instead of flies. he proceeds to tease them all mercilessly, and they take it with great humor, yelling as they swat his hand away from groping their tits. i somehow manage to pluck one of them off him, and relocate her to my side of the bench. she is twenty, cute as a button, and proudly displays to me her finest attribute: a naturally-bald pussy, no shaving required. buddha clearly loves this girl.

the gent and i talk more, promising to meet up later in the week. meanwhile next to me i can feel a familiar warmth oozing into my thigh, as bald-pussy girl wraps herself around me, and i'm getting horny. 'you buy me dink? ', she asks smilingly, revealing a set of braces that make her twenty-year old face look more like eighteen. braces make me nervous, but i'm trying overcome my phobia by still taking on the occasional grill girl, and to not wince as she heads south to go for a smoke. but in her favor this girl has some amazing nipples, a cheer-leader body, and a sunny disposition.

it's 11 pm, which means the barfine is still an eye-watering 1000 tbh, but if i wait until midnight it will drop to a more realistic 700. i don't want to wait. while the quality of the girls can't match sensations, which runs the same barfine pricing, you definitely can't fault the youthful quality girls working at this go go. i bite the bullet and call for my check bin, and bald-pussy girl runs off to get her street clothes. when she returns, i ask her the question of the week: are you sure you know your birthday, the one on your i'd? she nods.

back at my hotel room, and away from the go-go girl natural habitat of dimmed lights and eye candy sensory overload, she now looks a little too young and way too inexperienced. she happily devours thai tv as i shower, and then almost runs past me into the shower as i emerge out of it, pausing only to say, 'i go 6 o'clock, is ok? '. that's a little early, but right then i didn't care too much. my pause, and then assent to her request, awarded me a western-style and noisy kiss to my cheek.

once cleaned up and in my bed she proudly opened up her bathrobe, and once again i was treated to the sight of her amazing naked body, complete with a tiny follicly-impaired mound, the gateway to the cutest little pussy you could ever imagine. i toyed with her teenager-type nipples before heading south to get a closer look at this marvel of isaan genetic engineering. after some foreplay to get her motor up and running, i invite her to blow me, and she clumsily obliges. she's terrible at it, and i am beginning to suspect this girl is fresh off last week's banana boat from isaan. this kind of blow job ignorance reminds me of angeles city in my philippine trips of yesteryear, and requires me to gently move into a mentoring mode. there, use your hand like this. and your mouth like this. i demonstrate a novice-level sucking motion on her thumb, and she then applies it to my dick. she's a fast learner. she throws in some ball massage, without prompting, and now we have a passable blow job going on.

i enter her slowly, and spend extra time on her clit to try and increase her wetness. she's a little like a lawn-mower i had back in the us, where the damn thing took forever to pull-start, but once the engine got going, it didn't quit until the job was done. bald-pussy girl eased into things slowly, as we ran through the usual position changes. at one point i pulled out of her, and she bolted upwards into a picture-perfect doggy-style position, her pert little ass and tight pussy just hanging there, waiting for me to mount her. unexpected. and awesome.

she also had a signature move i'm never seen before, even on a more experienced girl. she would reach round, when in doggy, and peel back one ass cheek, to thoughtfully allow me easier access to her pussy. it was a very sexy move, and one i'm going to ask to be installed as a standard feature into the next generation of isaan girls coming to pattaya in 2014.

seconds after i came in a shower of glory all over her taut brown belly she shot out of bed to clean me off her. we fell asleep thirty minutes later, and when i awoke at 4 am she was clearly wide awake. she turned her back to me, and i reached under her leg to regain access to heaven's gate. this second time around she got wet faster, and now added a new feature: vocal encouragement. i'm not a fan of working girl fake noises during sex, as both you and the girl know she is only doing it for effect. but, in the end, it's still better than her lying there silently. no doubt my hotel room neighbor felt differently.

by five am i was done, and very happy with this girl. with a little more experience on her end, she could easily have made me pop twice in one night, a rare complement to a new girl in town, especially one that doesn't know one end of a blowjob from the other.

[Sir Lancelot]

Hey fellow Mongers B-) can someone share information about "Sabai dee massage" which is near big see. The girls, rates and all. Thanks!

Why limit yourself to Sabai Dee? Although it has the most girls, the Honey's have some pretty girls and the girls at places like Dream Teen and Devil's Den will probably give you better sex. Here is the info from my recent diary (I also posted photos of the girls in the Photo Gallery) :

Sabai Dee: 2nd Road near Big C. Girls split in to two price brackets. 2000 and 2400 baht. L-shaped fishbowl, although perhaps 'fishbowl' is stretching it since there is no glass. It was 9pm when I walked in and there were 50 girls. The talent was mixed but I saw four strong contenders. Took Annie. 25, who was a pretty girl and gave a really great session although unusually didn't kiss ("only kiss boyfriend") , the only girl who didn't kiss on my trip. Apart from that, a wild performer (got to love a girl who scratches you with her fingernails).

Honey 1: located on Soi 11 off 2nd Road (nearly opposite Mike's Shopping Mall). Again the girls are split in to two prices, this time 2000 and 2500 baht. It was 4. 30pm when I visited and there were 25 girls, talent levels similar to Sabai Dee (although pleasingly there seemed to be more big boobs on display here which is never a bad thing in soapies). Went with Mo. 28, a pale-skinned beauty who gave me the kind of girlfriend experience I look for. Told me she freelanced in Marine Disco when her shift finished.

Honey 2: a few blocks from Sabai Dee on 2nd Road. Girls priced at 1800 and 2200 baht. I visited at 6pm and there were 35 girls (there were 50 girls when I left later). Despite the prices being the cheapest I visited in Pattaya, the quality of the girls was the highest in my opinion. Opted for a session with Nok. 25, dark-skinned, looked younger, great curves, huge smile and an enthusiastic performer.

Dream Teen: located on Soi 21, off Soi Buakhao. Unlike the three soapy massage parlours listed above, this is more of genuine massage place where you get extras afterwards. At 5.20pm there were 10 girls. Talent was average and it was abundantly clear that these were not teens as the name suggested. You can have different types of massage, I had an oil massage for 400 baht. It wasn't a token effort, it was really good. The extras were hand-job 500, blow-job or body-to-body 1000 or 'all three plus boom-boom' 1500 baht. I chose a very pretty girl called New. 26, who provided me with some of the best sex of my trip.

Devil's Den: Soi LK Metro, off Soi Diana. The place to go for threesomes. 3600 baht for two hours, two pops. Just 10 girls at 6pm but there seem to be more from 8 onwards. Girls generally older than places listed above but some pretty ones and far more likely to get porn experience (also girls can be pre-booked from website). Unlike Eden's in Bangkok, all girls 'work well with each other'. I chose Luck (28) and Holly (33).

Hope that was helpful. I would be interested if anyone can add to that list as I may return to Pattaya soon.

[CaptainKi]

I have earned the 20,000$ mysself. Am a graduate in commerce and am earning 5,000$ per month! Am not being driven by my hormones. I chose Thailand because I know this place really well! And anyways getting a pay raise to 6,000 and basically all goes into my saving so I'm planning to leave by December by that time I'll easily have around 50,000$ so I guess now you all can help? I am not a dumb fuck or a horny freak. Now help.

I have not heard of the commerce degree before outside of the commonweath, but the UK no longer offers commerce degree. In the US. 5000$ would be written as $5000.

1. A person who knows Thailand well should be giving advice.

2. You are very lucky. If I were to make $6000 a month, taxes, insurance, and retirement would eat more than half. Then cost of living, and expenditures would leave me no more than $1000. It's amazing how you can save 100% of your income, living on nothing, so you can splurge in Thailand.

[BlygdTuktaren]

Hey fellow Mongers B-) can someone share information about "Sabai dee massage" which is near big see. The girls, rates and all. Thanks!

I'm 20 and have been to Bangkok around 12 times with my mom dad. Because of shit happening at home I feel like running away and think Bangkok is a great option. I have more than 20, 00$ with me and am a great student with 90% in all my subjects. Can anyone tell me how can I apply for a long term or permanent visa and if its available. M sick and tired of my life here at home! Please help! Very serious!

Thanks

Hi there,

I've only been once in Patong, but concerning the massage parlours, there are thousands of them, same-same.

Girls in their thirties, one and Another younger though, one hour oil massage should not be more than 300. 350 Baht, tip a couple of hundred Baht if you want HE. Happy Ending.

But doesn't it bother you you will most likely encounter Girls beeing older than yourself, it did for me in you're age, though I wish I had did it anyway, compared to now in my thirties I was literally speaking a Stud in you're age, wanted to screw my girlfriend at least 2 times a day, shot my loads 2. 3 meters right up the walls dripping down so she had to wipe them afterwards : p.

I'm not saying I need Viagra those Days, but crap, screw you're Brains out while you can dude.

Try it out a couple of months with a Tourist visa from the Thai Embassy, Think you can stay up to like half a year or so on that if you apply for it, longer time than that will be hard, Thailand ain't no immigration country unless you are very qualified with a high education.

[Marcos]

Soi Six was quiet yesterday, Sunday, <snip>

Funny and sensibly humane, almost a revelation."Soi Six on a wet Sunday afternoon" moved our hearts.

"Marcos Streets Lights Review"

[Gunga Din]

Ah GD, you have managed to capture the true essence of so many monger encounters in LOS. But I wonder, this is your second strike out. Have you had any good sex since arriving? But no matter, keep 'them coming. I live vicariously through your reports, eagerly counting the days to my return.

Yes, I do OK in Pattaya, Kumbu, but as you can probably tell from my writing style I'm more into the fun of the Pattaya encounter than just logging in for bragging rights. It seems to me that if you can't get good sex in Pattaya then something is seriously up with your life. Personally, though, I enjoy learning from "reality encounter" FRs than I do from "body count" FRs, so that's what I usually generate.

However, to bring the universe back into balance I will soon post some Gunga-Got-Laid FRs in addition to my bemused strike-out moments.

Cheers,

- Gunga

[Kumbu]

Her pussy was delightfully shaved, but once my foreplaying fingers went inside it was like Dr Who's Tardis: small on the outside but huge on the inside. --- I finally said, 'I'm happy, we're done, Kap'. I sniff-kissed her little brown forehead, so as to show her that, even though I had no hard dick, I also had no hard feelings about it. ---Luckily, this is a town with a million restaurants, so it was time to move on.

Ah GD, you have managed to capture the true essence of so many monger encounters in LOS. But I wonder, this is your second strike out. Have you had any good sex since arriving? But no matter, keep 'them coming. I live vicariously through your reports, eagerly counting the days to my return.

[NishNish]

I have earned the 20,000$ mysself. Am a graduate in commerce and am earning 5,000$ per month! Am not being driven by my hormones. I chose Thailand because I know this place really well! And anyways getting a pay raise to 6,000 and basically all goes into my saving so I'm planning to leave by December by that time I'll easily have around 50,000$ so I guess now you all can help? I am not a dumb fuck or a horny freak. Now help.