Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

The other night I made an appointment for today at noon with the chick that does my nails. I go today at the appointed time and she tells me that she can not do it because her fiance does not want her to work on men. The other night she told me that she can not have men on her Line app and now this bullshit. Dude is the DJ in 808 and gave her a diamond ring. At least learn the culture first. She is probably the only chick walking around Pattaya with a diamond.

I ran into this same thing in the Dominican Republic. Went to a nail shop and the chick tells me her husband does not allow her to work on men. If I have to put rules in place like this for a chick then to me it would be too much bother to have one.

[Explorer8939]

Possibly due to lack of tourists. Apparently, they need to make up for the shortfall.

The Thai men in the large bars aren't customers, they work there. Serving drinks.

[Dupont88]

Then tell me we can't go in their apartment but in another.

A little shit hole but with three cats.

Two give a fuck to me another go hide under the bed.

So have to fuck with the cat underneath.

Then the routine pay 70€ wash also the armpits I don t remember now if she washed also.

Then go to bed maybe probably full of bacteria.

I have with me my flip flop I don't like walk with bare foot on sperma.

[Dupont88]

I want share my last sex adventure here in fantastic Europe.

I take a phone appointment with my long time preferred *****.

At the time she SMS I m late.

I start strolling up down the alley.

A man maybe ten years more than me start staring at me.

After I learned is her private stalker.

Then came on a bicycle a young drug dealer to make something.

Start ringing at a bell and make the deal.

Also he staring at me I think was on a verge to ask me if I want some coke etc.

Then show up a old woman in their 80's that share the same building.

Stare at me.

I know that all building is on lease.

[Run Mann]

Anyone know if / when pattaya-addicts is going to be back up?

Its up now.

[Chimpo Chinn]

So correct me if I'm wrong, the 200 was to the house for the 'massage' and the 500 was to her for FS?

I'll say it again. Don't get excited about the pricing this guy gets.

He get low Prices for a reason.

[CaliGuy33]

Went to run some errands then decided to stop in to this massage shop on Pattaya Klang where a Thai Friendly chick I have been talking to a couple of days works. When I pulled up I did not see the girl and the lady who I found out later was the owner and the girl's cousin kept trying to talk me into a massage. I got off my bike and went inside.

There was my girl inside getting a foot massage. I sat around talking shit with the ladies then it started pouring down raining. Part of my shit talking was that I liked the shop owner. Finally decided to go up with my girl for a Thai massage. Not good at all. It was the same as one of those rip off deals you would get in America.

At the end she started asking how she could help me relax. I said by going to get your cousin up here. Long story short she wanted 1000 but as I have told this board time and time again 500 is the price. She said okay but pay the shop 200 too. I said of course. We took her clothes off and she got to sucking. She said do you have condom? I said do you have condom? She said no. Then she tried to climb on top but it would not fit. I laid her down to fuck her that way to get her wet then I let her climb on top again. Splash! Handed her 500 and went downstairs to pay the other 200. She said next time she would come stay with me overnight. Except it would be better if her cousin did it.

So correct me if I'm wrong, the 200 was to the house for the 'massage' and the 500 was to her for FS?

[Mr Enternational]

The other morning I went to check on some stuff I am having made. I left there and passed a massage shop. Inside I saw a chick that I liked so I made a you-turn. The chick came outside to talk to me. I don't know what happened but she just left and went back inside like she was getting away from me.

I got off my bike and went inside. I told another lady who turns out is her sister that the chick just left me. I said I wanted her to give me a foot massage. At the end of the massage we traded whatsapp. This chick is Muslim and lives in Dubai with her father and is mixed Uzbek and Thai. She has not been to Thailand in 4 years and came to visit her family for a few weeks.

I wanted to see her when she got off that day but she was bullshitting around. I think it was the next day when she told me to come get her at midnight when the shop closed. She told her sister that we were going to the beach and she would be gone 2 hours.

I was about to take a ride to Jomtien but she said fuck that. She wanted to see Walking Street. I parked and we walked from one end to the other with me showing her everything. She was all over me like a girlfriend. Walking back we stopped in several discos so I could show her. Ibar, Myst, Republic. I was walking behind her in iBar and chicks kept pulling on me.

I was itching to go to the new Indian disco. It was hard and there were some fine ladies in there (matter of fact I think I will go there now), but she was like lets get out of here because there are too many Indian people. We went to 808 and that was her cup of tea. We both had soda water. We sat romancing until the 2 hours that she told her sister was up. She wanted us to take a picture but made me take it with my phone. She said her sister would be upset if she is at a disco. Didn't matter because at that point she realized she had left her phone in the shop anyway.

2 nights ago she decided that she would come sleep over without telling her sister anything. I picked her up from work and she immediately went and took a shower and washed that Arabic style makeup off. I said who the fuck are you. She tried to sleep in normal clothes but I said you are not getting in my bed with street clothes and gave her a t-shirt.

She was trying to play that role at first. Then she was like I will just make you finish. I do not want you to do anything to me. She used her hand and mouth. That did not work then we fell asleep. About 4 am she along with the freak in her woke up and it was game on! That pussy was so wet that I thought I was back in the Navy. She has gone to see family in Nakornnayok so I have breathing room. But every 5 minutes she writes that she misses me and wants hugs.

[Mr Enternational]

Last night was riding around and rode through Soi Post Office. I saw a chick that I like at a bar. I called her over to my bike. We talked a while and I asked what time she finished work. I told her to come over after the bar closes. We traded Lines.

She hit me up later asking the details. I said 1000. She said ST? I said LT. She said until what time. I said anytime tomorrow. She said 10 am. I said that is cool. She asked if I could give her more though because she has to give money to the bar. I said okay 1200. She woke me up at 9:30 am to take her back because it was her day to clean the bar.

Last night driving home to wait on her I rode through Soi Pothole I stopped at another bar and tried the same thing with another chick. A nosey ass lady that was listening in said you have to pay barfine. I am mamasan. I drove off.

[Mr Enternational]

Went to run some errands then decided to stop in to this massage shop on Pattaya Klang where a Thai Friendly chick I have been talking to a couple of days works. When I pulled up I did not see the girl and the lady who I found out later was the owner and the girl's cousin kept trying to talk me into a massage. I got off my bike and went inside.

There was my girl inside getting a foot massage. I sat around talking shit with the ladies then it started pouring down raining. Part of my shit talking was that I liked the shop owner. Finally decided to go up with my girl for a Thai massage. Not good at all. It was the same as one of those rip off deals you would get in America.

At the end she started asking how she could help me relax. I said by going to get your cousin up here. Long story short she wanted 1000 but as I have told this board time and time again 500 is the price. She said okay but pay the shop 200 too. I said of course. We took her clothes off and she got to sucking. She said do you have condom? I said do you have condom? She said no. Then she tried to climb on top but it would not fit. I laid her down to fuck her that way to get her wet then I let her climb on top again. Splash! Handed her 500 and went downstairs to pay the other 200. She said next time she would come stay with me overnight. Except it would be better if her cousin did it.

[Mr Enternational]

Just like in the western world, aside from truly enjoying sex I would say women who are best in bed have had a wide variety of BFs / long term hook ups thus they have learned a lot.

Not at all. Because a chef has cooked a lot of food, does not mean he will know 1. That I will order steak, 2. How I want the steak cook, 3. What side items I want. Having a lot of sex with other people does not mean someone that steps in the room with you is going to know how you like your sex. Seems like you think everyone's meaning of good in bed is the same.

[Mr Enternational]

Still exist lima lima disco near the nee pier??

No. There is an Indian disco there now. But nobody knows it exists because nobody wants to venture down the deserted part of the street between it and Soi 16.

[Turgid]

I mentioned this before, but there is a disturbing trend among bars in Pattaya, they are having Thai men inside.....

Possibly due to lack of tourists. Apparently, they need to make up for the shortfall.

[LuddeBoy]

Finally back in Pattaya after 4 years. First day in the city after a long travel so I was feeling too lazy to head out and instead checked through TF for someone to come to my room. Found a cute 25 why. O spinner who claimed she just arrived in Pattaya after staying in her hometown since covid started and long time no boom boom.

The way I fucked her or rather the way she fucked me, I certainly believe her LOL. She did a really good blowjob, deep and gagging just like I enjoy it and sex was great too. I didn't cum for a couple of weeks so couldn't hold it in that long but it was still worth the 1500 baht.

Gave her 2000 because she was just amazing. She had surgery done on her boobs earlier in the year she said and they looked great. I prefer natural but they were nice to squeeze too, weren't hard as I expected. I guess there is different kinds of implants? Asked about anal on LINE afterwards if I would meet her again but she said she only does anal if she have a boyfriend LOL.

Great start and looking forward for tomorrow already. I plan to stay a month this time.

[Tvataham274]

Anyone know if / when pattaya-addicts is going to be back up?