Pattaya Reports

[Tim Timms]

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Are guys really saying that they need step by step, detailed instructions to find a girl and have a good time in Pattaya? You do realise that 90% of the complainers will never actually make it to town and forever remain in mom's basement.

Some do. Hahaha.

[Goferring]

There are many posters here with many different expectations from this site. Not everyone's expectations are met, so there is naturally some disappointment expressed here.

For example, some participants here want explicit descriptions, ie they want to know what "Nong" does, how much she charges, and where she works. The problem is, by the time they get to Pattaya, Nong is long gone from her former bar, or she charges more, or she has a sponsor and doesn't go with customers anymore. Precise topical information is worthless unless you are in Pattaya right now, and even then, YMMV.

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I totally agree with this but you left out one important thing. Just because Nong pressed all the right buttons for, and got rave reviews from, one monger has no bearings on whether she will do the same for me. Many times we will not be in to the same kinks and she may not even be my type looks or body wise.

Are guys really saying that they need step by step, detailed instructions to find a girl and have a good time in Pattaya? You do realise that 90% of the complainers will never actually make it to town and forever remain in mom's basement.

[Mombie75]

Hello brothers,

Posted this question in pattaya hotels thread and got no response, so posting it here as this thread looks more active.

Planning my visit to Pattaya, wanted to know if guests are allowed in apartment in central pattaya (B**e) when booked using airbnb.

Kindly suggest.

Also open to suggestions for 2 bed 2 bath places in pattaya which are closer to walking street and guest friendly.

Thanks in advance.

I used these apartments, no issue bringing anyone in.

[CaliGuy33]

I think there might be a reckoning after high season as some.

Go Go's struggle to stay in business, but it all depends on demand. If there are enough customers willing accept these huge barfines ect then the high prices will continue. $200/ night on a ST including lady drinks, the barfine, and the girl's price in a top Go Go will become common if mongers keep travelling to Thailand and are willing to shell out the cash. You would think some smart bar owners would try to compete with lower prices and better service or some savvy girls would go around the bar and take care of customers in the afternoon or something, but this is LOS, so who knows what is going to happen in 2023 and beyond.

Once this high season is finished (March 2023) I think there will be a significant slow down in global tourism and in Thailand. The TAT even said they are now expecting less tourists in 2023. The global recession hasn't really started yet, the pent up demand for when Thailand fully reopened will be gone and inflation will persist.

I'm expecting low season 2023 to be great for cheap hotels and cheap girls.

[MartinFlevo]

Hello brothers,

Planning my visit to Pattaya, wanted to know if guests are allowed in apartment in central pattaya (B**e) when booked using airbnb.

Even some freelancers work in THE BASE. So no problem taking a chick there.

[Tim Timms]

Lately I was sitting near two guys that were obviously managing an Agogo in Pattaya in a bakery.

One foreigner and an Asian guy (probably Thai).

They were talking about some problems they were facing (in English).

It seems like they have very little control over the girls, the foreigner was complaining that one girl comes and sit without doing anything to attract customers, another comes with inappropriate clothes (he was saying something like " we cannot let her come like this, we have to find her some good outfit" another had just told him she wants to get on a contract (then he said "if we put her on contract we'll have to put pressure for the drinks") and finally the last thing he said before I left was that he was asking the Asian guy to find some good quality girls, obviously their girls are not very good (and they know it) and he looked desperate to attract so good quality girls.

Post more bro. You actually make Sense.

[IronMerc]

Hello brothers,

Posted this question in pattaya hotels thread and got no response, so posting it here as this thread looks more active.

Planning my visit to Pattaya, wanted to know if guests are allowed in apartment in central pattaya (B**e) when booked using airbnb.

Kindly suggest.

Also open to suggestions for 2 bed 2 bath places in pattaya which are closer to walking street and guest friendly.

Thanks in advance.

[Paolo99]

But Pattaya is a city of unexpected surprises.

Soi Diana has underwhelmed me on this trip so far but I was passing a bar that was filled with older ladies. But sat there in the corner was a diamond in the rough, a beautiful fresh-faced girl. I bought her a drink and she told me she was 20 years old and from Cambodia. I clinked glasses with her and said 'aw khun' to the gods above, they'd delivered me a last-minute winner.

The barfine was 400 baht and she asked for 2000 short-time, immediately accepting my 1500 counter-offer. It was a fair price for such a lovely girl. She was probably half the age of most of the other girls on soi Diana.

Back in my room she had an incredibly tight pussy and I loved sucking her erect nipples. I fucked her in mish and she rode me noisily to a climax, showering me with kisses. I lay back and admired how pretty she looked, this sweet Cambodian cutie, riding me like her life depended on it. Thank you Thailand.

She collapsed on top of me afterwards as we both tried to get our breaths back. 'Me like fuck you' she said, not so innocent after all.

I think I've seen that girl, the bar is Buttercups, on soi Diana, a few meters away from Buakao, on the right side.

She has a pretty face but is very skinny, I would be surprised if she is more than 35 kg.

I passed that bar riding my bike and saw two girls sitting alone on the chairs, one looked good from where I was so I came back, parked my bike in front and she waved me in.

She brought my beer and we had a quick chat of less than 2 minutes and she suddenly left me and tried to wave other people in the bar, then went to sit alone. I think she didn't like I didn't bought her a LD straight away (she didn't even ask for it), but I never do that. Some of these girls are very lovely and I don't have any problem buying them drinks, but I've met a good bunch of assholes too, so I always wait a bit to see if she really deserves that I buy her a drink.

There were 3 or 4 girls in the bar at that time, with two other customers sitting alone.

I still could get some information out of her during the talk (her name is Tawan), the bar is new and opened only ten days ago. She is a girl from Nongkai, and was working as a freelance on Thai Friendly before working there.

She had all the crap vibes from the freelancers of walking street discos, same broken English, same cheap perfume that I cannot stand, and looked a lot less attractive at close range so it was not a big loss for me but I still thought the service was terrible.

Then the girl that looked like the Cambodian that Sir Lancelot described arrived, she's got a distinctive look, she is easily recognisable.

That girl also didn't even care about the guys that were already in the bar although none of them were accompanied, and she went straight and tried to lure in guys passing in front of the bar, or had her head on her smartphone.

Eventually, she could get a Taiwanese 30 years old guy in, they went to have a drink together and the guy left not long after entering the place. She probably asked him too much because he looked like he was interrested in her.

I watched the end of the Ghana South Korea first half, put my 80 baht in the bin and left without anybody caring about that (not even a good bye or thank you).

Personnaly I will not go back there even though the Cambodian girl is attractive (all the others are not), but the service was really terrible for me.

Funny thing is that when I went back to my hotel at around midnight, I saw her going back in a nearby hotel with an older (60 something) Farang dude who was probably twice her height.

So the girl is interrested in Asian young guys, tries to milk them, doesn't give a shit about the customers that are already there, and ends up with a guy completely different to what she was chasing, 3 times her age and twice her height.

Me thinks she would at least need to lower her expectations or up her service level if she wants to get something out of her work.

[JasonSilva]

Obviously, I am in Pattaya, and have met some posters here in Thailand.

Will it rain tonight? Maybe.

Here's a hint: go into Maggie Mays, buy a drink for a lady, and instead of saying "cheers", say "salud". The lady will ask you to be the DJ for their YouTube. Don't play classic rock, play Becky G, and everyone will be happy.

I have always enjoyed reading your posts, please carry on. May be if you can share more pics of the places and pricing like Sir Lancelot, casual lurkers like me will find it more helpful.

[Paolo99]

It's becoming more common to find girls that can't be barfined in Pattaya. I call them "coyotes", since they are there as eye candy to draw in customers, but the term has other uses in Pattaya.

There have always been drinks only ladies in Pattaya, but now it is widespread. It is possible that bar owners are encouraging this to generate more revenue from drinks, since drink money generated when a lady goes with a customer is zero.

Why not directly pointing out which bar exactly you're talking about instead of saying some vague stuff that serves nobody.

Tell the names of these bars so that nobody goes there anymore and the market shut them down and hopefully replace them by better places.

If I bought a bunch of drinks for a lady and then she told me she can't be barfined, I would be pissed. The real question is why this is growing, but I think it's prompted by bar owners.

The question is why would you do that in the first place, unless you're looking for it to happen?

You don't have the time to ask her during the first drink you bought her? Why pay her multiple drinks before asking her important questions?

A slight variation is the lady who can go Long Time, but not stay all night. There is a fantasy among mongers that ladies prefer nice hotel rooms to their crappy rented rooms, but ladies like to sleep in their own beds. Also, many don't want sex in the morning. So they head home after 2 am or so, if possible. I know some who get up at 6 am when they are with customers, to make sure their kids go to school.

You talk as if you know everything but a bar girl is a human being. They can be different from one to another and have different considerations.

I've met 1 that told me she leaves at 8 o'clock in the morning when she does a long time because she doesn't want to be a disturbance to the guy that barfined her.

So what about her?

[JasonSilva]

And I just looked through your posts of the last four months and similarly found what you call "nothing of value."

Not a single post of a bar, a girl, pricing, or anything of use to a monger seeking a companion.

So, I would suggest you don't throw stones when you are in a glass house.

Yes, you are right. I myself haven't posted anything useful. I will be careful from now on and will try to make informative posts.

[Paolo99]

I keep hearing Pattaya girls don't need to be Barfined because of their Juicy contracts. Really?

Don't the contracts have minimums they have to meet?

I have to believe the Bars aren't giving money away.

Last time I was at Pins ups a few months ago Yes it had a lot of customers but a lot of girls when not on stage were just sitting on their hands. No gulping down of lady drinks.

Then you go to bars with very few customers you wonder why even open.

Lately I was sitting near two guys that were obviously managing an Agogo in Pattaya in a bakery.

One foreigner and an Asian guy (probably Thai).

They were talking about some problems they were facing (in English).

It seems like they have very little control over the girls, the foreigner was complaining that one girl comes and sit without doing anything to attract customers, another comes with inappropriate clothes (he was saying something like " we cannot let her come like this, we have to find her some good outfit" another had just told him she wants to get on a contract (then he said "if we put her on contract we'll have to put pressure for the drinks") and finally the last thing he said before I left was that he was asking the Asian guy to find some good quality girls, obviously their girls are not very good (and they know it) and he looked desperate to attract so good quality girls.

[Explorer8939]

That's because you don't actually live there.

There are many posters here with many different expectations from this site. Not everyone's expectations are met, so there is naturally some disappointment expressed here.

For example, some participants here want explicit descriptions, ie they want to know what "Nong" does, how much she charges, and where she works. The problem is, by the time they get to Pattaya, Nong is long gone from her former bar, or she charges more, or she has a sponsor and doesn't go with customers anymore. Precise topical information is worthless unless you are in Pattaya right now, and even then, YMMV.

My preference is to read reports that provide environmental information, to give me an expectation of what I will experience if I go somewhere. Sometimes, lack of information is in itself information. If all the posts about Nakhon Nowhere are questions about where the ladies are, that tells me that there aren't many ladies there. Sir Lancelot's excellent posts may be topical, but they also convey information about the current environment in Pattaya, ie that there are more ladies than you can fuck right now.

I tend to post about a different facet: the scams that ladies run to extract money from customers. Most of the time, you don't know you are being scammed. These can run from extracting huge sums from idiot sponsors to chin jobs. Most guys lose money to a bargirlfriend who hands their money to their Thai boyfriend, even if the girl is staying in the same room as her victim. Here's the hint: if you are paying more than 2,000 baht for LT, it's a scam. In other words, if you are in Pattaya for 2 weeks, have a lady staying with you every night for 2 weeks, and you give her more than 28,000 baht including after you leave Pattaya, you are being scammed.

Or, if you meet a lady, and she quickly invites you to her village, it's a scam.

These ladies mostly think about money, how to drain as much of your savings as possible, to hand to some moto driver boyfriend, or, in rare cases, to send to their families.

[Mr Enternational]

And there's another wrinkle: ladies from Laos are infiltrating Pattaya.

After reading and responding to this this morning, went out and got into the elevator and met a new girl in the building. From Laos!

[Sir Lancelot]

At 2 pm me and my friends decided to head for another action-packed day on soi 6. I optimistically put three condoms in to my pocket, vowing to make up for the lack of action the night before.

We started at Love Missile, Kim Jong-un's favourite bar. It's situated a short distance from the 2nd Road end of the street and there were ten girls wearing air pilot uniforms. One girl was pretty with pale skin and bright red lipstick but looked aloof and preoccupied and my favourite had a cute face with a pink streak in her hair. I'd have happily bought either a drink but I know what would have happened, I'd have taken them upstairs and the guys would rib me for deserting them so early!

It was Owen's choice next and he chose Playgirls. There were only six girls, the prettiest of which, with dark Isaan features, was chatting with a man with grey hair. There was also a large girl with huge tits if that's your thing.

I've noticed girls on soi 6 doing a strange ritual. They stand in front of the bar and empty beer on to the street in a circular motion, before holding their hands together in a wai. It's meant to bring good luck, so I couldn't resist doing it with the last few mouthfuls of my beer. The girls found it funny but Owen was horrified I'd waste amber nectar like that.

I got served by a very distinctive looking girl at Ruby Club. She had pale skin and a lovely face. I've been taking too many small, skinny girls on this trip and my dick twitched in my pants at her curvier figure and jiggly tits. Sometimes I like a girl with a bit of meat on the bone.

She told me she was 21 but she looked late twenties.

If I was to achieve my target of two or three girls, I needed to get a girl under my belt early and this girl turned me on. The room cost 400 and she quoted 1500 but accepted 1000.

'One hour, one shot' she said.

'Shot of what?' I replied innocently.

The room was the best soi 6 room I've ever seen. It was clean and well illuminated (it's a nice change to have a window) but by far the best feature were two big mirrors, one at the foot of the bed and one at the head.

After showering separately we lay next to each other on the bed and she gave me a handjob, followed by a porn-style blowjob with lots of mmms. She surfaced for air and laughed when she saw my dick was covered by her cheap red lipstick. I always enjoy giving a girl with a bit of meat on the bone a good pounding in mish. I then fucked her doggy-style which looked amazing in the mirrors. Because they were facing eachother, there were a hundred reflections of me fucking her from behind, disappearing in to infinite.

I eased her to lie flat on the bed and slapped in to her soft arsecheeks before she rode me like she was on a bucking bronco. She was a little bit too theatrical for my liking, gasping 'oh Lance, I like, I like' but aside from that it was exactly the kind of session I come to soi 6 for.

After I showered I was drying myself off with a towel when she laughed and pointed at my dick gently swinging from side to side. She spun her finger and asked 'can you do?' So I stood there in the bathroom door doing 'the helicopter', reducing her to hysterics. A proud moment for sure.

I was in the room for 51 minutes. I know that because I timed it, which might sound a strange thing to do but I was convinced Owen would pretend he timed it and say I was upstairs for much less!

I met up with the guys in Kawaii Bar. From my time in Japan I think 'kawaii' means 'cute' and indeed there were some pretty girls, all wearing red lacy underwear. Ordinarily I'd have invited one to join me but I needed a tactical timeout for a few bars at least.

Next door at Where Angels Play Owen bought a drink for a nice looking girl with shorter hair and small tits. She quoted him a ludicrous price of 3000 but immediately came down to 2000, still too much. Owen is a relaxed, smily guy and his negotiating skills are obviously on point because he got her down to 1300. With all that effort you'd think he would have taken her upstairs but he likes to visit lots of bars first before choosing the lucky girl.

It was Sam's turn to buy a drink for a very pretty 20 year old in Liquid. She looked eerily similar to the girl he has barfined every day for a week from Area 52, but far prettier in my opinion, with the added bonus of big tits. He enquired about prices and was quoted just 1200. She must be new to the job and not realise her potential yet because she was undoubtedly prettier than most of the girls who quote 1500.

Of course what the girls quote and what they accept are two totally different amounts.

Sam followed her to a room upstairs while me, Owen and Bob went to Playpen. There were 12 girls and I bought a drink for a pretty girl with braces on her teeth. She was good fun and I was very tempted to barfine her but she asked 'another drink for me' twice which tipped the scales. We stepped back out on to the street in time to see Sam grinning like a Cheshire cat.

There was a lovely fair-haired girl outside Repent, so I held her hand and walked her inside with me. She had a slim, slender figure (emphasised by the black and white lacy nurses outfit she was wearing) but my favourite thing about her was whenever she smiled, which was a lot, her nose wrinkled cutely. How could I resist? She asked for 1500 but accepted 1000 and a few minutes later I was following her peachy bum up a steep staircase at the back of the bar.

Following the relative luxury of the room earlier in the day, this one was dark and devoid of furniture apart from a hard bed and a wardrobe. It was hot so I asked her to turn the air-con on before we both showered.

The sex was good and she was happy to try any position I wanted. After I shot my load I was the perfect gentlemen and ensured she climaxed too. I never used to be fussed by oral but now I love the view looking up when a girl sits on your face, especially when they begin quivering uncontrollably.

It was 8. 30 pm and I couldn't find the guys anywhere. I checked my Line and apparently Owen went lone wolf, Bob got put in a taxi drunk and Sam was back in Tree Town. I was disappointed but will return at least once more before I fly home on Monday.

I decided to relax in my room for a few hours, during which time two options emerged for the girl I'd spend tonight with.

Firstly the pretty girl from Oh Bar messaged me on Line, telling me she wasn't with a customer. Secondly Nui, the ultra cute girl I fucked on soi 6 a week ago messaged me, asking what I was up to. I fired off a reply and suggested she could come to my room for long-time. Line let's you see when recipients read your messages and half an hour passed and she hadn't opened my message. I decided I couldn't wait.

I got dressed and headed out in to the warm night, aiming for the pretty girl at Oh Bar.

As I was walking along soi Buakhao a ladyboy stepped in to my path. When she did the same about a week ago I politely declined but made the mistake of telling her she was beautiful to let her down gently. Problem is, she now accosts me whenever I walk past!

My plan to barfine the girl from Oh Bar fell at the last hurdle. I was just about to cut through to the beer bar complex from Tree Town when Mae Mae waved me down in front of Moonlight. The reason being, Sam was inside with his Area 52 girl. I had a drink and a few games of pool, before Sam told me he was going to Sweethearts right next to Oh Bar. Although I want to barfine the girl from Oh Bar I think it would be cruel to do it under Sam's nose so I abandoned the plan.

I checked my phone and Nui had finally replied to my message. She asked for 3000 long-time but accepted my 2000 counter-offer and we arranged for her to come to my hotel at 1. 30 am after she had eaten with friends.

I returned to my room, showered and waited. Last night I was in exactly the same position but the girl let me down, firstly by being over an hour late and secondly by forgetting her ID card. Would Nui be just as unreliable?

The answer was no. For some reason she wasn't able to find my hotel but found LK Metropole, so I got changed and retrieved her. It was just starting to rain lightly as we walked hand-in-hand back to my hotel. She looked incredibly cute, standing less than five foot tall with pigtails. She looked about 15 but was 21.

I haven't met a girl who enjoys kissing as much as Nui. As we fucked slowly in mish she practically ate my face off! She loved having her neck kissed and groaned loudly whenever I sucked her earlobes. She had small tits but huge erect nipples, begging to be sucked. She jumped on to all-fours and I fucked her tight pussy from behind, then she rode me. The sex went on for ages, we couldn't get enough of each other.

Afterwards we curled up next to each other and drifted off to sleep. I was woken some time later by her stroking my dick. We kissed for probably about half an hour but I was too tired for anything more so we cuddled up to each other again and fell asleep.

I was woken by her stroking my dick again, maybe an hour later as it was just starting to get light outside. This girl was a nymphomaniac!

We kissed passionately, her on top of me, grinding her shaven pussy against my throbbing erection, before she skilfully guided me in to her, bareback. The sex that followed was magical. It was slow, sensual and incredibly intimate, with kissing throughout.

Pattaya girls are great actresses, it's part of their job description, but here was a girl who genuinely seemed to enjoy her work, initiating sex during the night when she could have just let me sleep.

What a girl. In my opinion she's one of the superstars of soi 6, a sexy, cute, affectionate sex addict.