Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Expat bars need expats, tourist traps need tourists. Now you can pretty much figure out what will open and will not. If it won't make money or break even, it ends will stay closed. Apply that to your favorite hang outs in Pattaya. It's that simple. Don't worry about the girls, Jody is here.

Work your fingers.

Right down to the bone.

There's a cat named Jody.

Sneaking around in your home.

There's a cat named Jody.

In every town.

Spending lots of cash.

And just riding around.

Ride on, Jody.

Ride on, ride on.

With your bad self Jody.

Ain't no sense in going home.

Jody's got your girl and gone.

[SuperLove]

She is a perfect candidate for Doggie position with that unbelievable tattoo and slender body, cherry on top if you do her in front of a mirror. Buddy you are lucky. Cherish her and plug her hard and make her scream.

This former regular of mine came back to Pattaya, alas only for 4 days in order to get herself a passport. She said bars were not reopening and she would be leaving to Russia soon.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Images are often better than long speeches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3BXN6q3ul0&t=117s.

[Danny Duck]

I have the perfect solution to the conundrum about 500 baht Hot girls.

You have 2 categories to put your favorite AgoGo girl in. 500 baht or 3,000 baht. There is no inBetween bucket.

82.5% would be placed on 500 baht bin.

What say you?

[Java Man]

Tree Town was sorta raided Monday night by large group of Police and Inspection team. The Tree Town food stalls were fenced off and the Covid check tent was moved to the front by the Cocktail Car, which was closed. The crowd that usually gathered in front was forced onto the street and steps. Beer is served inside but only if you're eating. It didn't look like anyone was arrested. More info at.

https://www.facebook.com/Thepattayanews

Tuesday Night a smaller group of people gather in the area. The food carts were MIA early in the night, but a few returned after 11p.

[Nounce]

I absolutely agree that boasting about getting ANY hooker is ridiculous. But that was not the qualifier that I applied to my example. In fact, it is somewhat the opposite of my point.

Someone suggesting that they or anyone else can get a bottle of Dom Perignon for $5 or free any day and every day as easily as picking up a bottle of Red Mountain or Thunderbird at the nearest liquor store as though all wine is exactly the same is also ridiculous.

If that were the case, no one would ever bother to make, sell or buy anything better than the rock bottom cheapest version of it you can find. I don't think anyone needs to be an accountant to recognize that.

It is not impressive at all. Boasting about getting ANY hooker is ridiculous. They are hookers. If you have money then you can get one. Sometimes no money is even needed to get one.

Once again you guys must be accountants because you are only thinking in numbers and you keep forgetting the personal aspect of them being people. They are not machines that if you don't put at least a certain amount of money in, then they will not dispense the product.

I don't know why you guys only see everything as business, business, and maximizing revenue with these chicks. One person can be fucking her for 3,000 and another person can be fucking her for free. The two can and do coexist you know?

Maybe it is a case of getting what you see. You go around seeing her as a chick that would be normally out of your league so you must give 3000 to her, and I go around seeing her as just a chick.

You two have very different mongering styles. ET is more like a sniper rifle and Mr E is more like a machine gun.

Mr E does not target a specific girl. He targets all girls and some happen to work in go-go bar. He is also patient. From what I read, sometime it takes months for him to get a date to a specific girl. This is how I read it and what he said makes sense.

If you are going to get a specific go-go girl for tonight for the first time, then I think Mr E's method will have very low success rate.

[EatALotOpus]

No irony in it if you consider why the people are homeless. Is it simply because they could not afford a place to stay as I would say is not the case of most? More than likely there is some other underlying issue. Is it because they burned their house down after smoking meth as the guy in Chonburi did the other day? Is it because they gamble away all the money that comes into their hands? I certainly would not want anyone living in a place of mine who was not going to respect and take care of the place.

Well said Mr E.

Only item I'd add is that some just don't want to work. They expect the government to handed it to them. Irony is the city of Seattle build small houses for the people living in tents and what a fiasco! They refused to! So no! I don't feel bad seeing a Twenty something at the highway exit light with no apparent disability asking for help. Just before the so called pandemic we had the best economy engine going. Anyone wanting to work could, but no. They chose the easy money! F' them.

Rant over!

[MeltonPie]

https://thepattayanews.com/2020/06/2...ai-government/

[XXL]

This former regular of mine came back to Pattaya, alas only for 4 days in order to get herself a passport. She said bars were not reopening and she would be leaving to Russia soon.

[EihTooms]

Fun personality.

That works for me too sometimes. But I don't know if I have met the bargirl who has such a fun personality that she can ask for and get 3,000 baht out of me when I suspect she would ordinarly go for 1,000 baht. I hope I do someday though.

[EihTooms]

It is not impressive at all. Boasting about getting ANY hooker is ridiculous. They are hookers. If you have money then you can get one. Sometimes no money is even needed to get one.

Once again you guys must be accountants because you are only thinking in numbers and you keep forgetting the personal aspect of them being people. They are not machines that if you don't put at least a certain amount of money in, then they will not dispense the product.

I don't know why you guys only see everything as business, business, and maximizing revenue with these chicks. One person can be fucking her for 3,000 and another person can be fucking her for free. The two can and do coexist you know?

Maybe it is a case of getting what you see. You go around seeing her as a chick that would be normally out of your league so you must give 3000 to her, and I go around seeing her as just a chick.

I absolutely agree that boasting about getting ANY hooker is ridiculous. But that was not the qualifier that I applied to my example. In fact, it is somewhat the opposite of my point.

Someone suggesting that they or anyone else can get a bottle of Dom Perignon for $5 or free any day and every day as easily as picking up a bottle of Red Mountain or Thunderbird at the nearest liquor store as though all wine is exactly the same is also ridiculous.

If that were the case, no one would ever bother to make, sell or buy anything better than the rock bottom cheapest version of it you can find. I don't think anyone needs to be an accountant to recognize that.

[Explicit]

Hello guys,

It's been some time since my last visit to Pattaya. Given the strange situation now it's not easy to look around for deepthroats. Anyone can shed more light on where I could find one?

[HorseTrader]

What was it about the less-than-hottie that convinced you to pay her 3,000 baht the first time?

Fun personality.

[Mr Enternational]

Boasting about getting a go-go girl who is one of the most popular, most often barfined girls in the most popular go-go bar in the city who actually does get 3,000 baht or thereabouts for ST every night of the week, but getting her for only 1,000 baht for LT on her day off would indeed be impressive.

It is not impressive at all. Boasting about getting ANY hooker is ridiculous. They are hookers. If you have money then you can get one. Sometimes no money is even needed to get one.

Once again you guys must be accountants because you are only thinking in numbers and you keep forgetting the personal aspect of them being people. They are not machines that if you don't put at least a certain amount of money in, then they will not dispense the product.

I don't know why you guys only see everything as business, business, and maximizing revenue with these chicks. One person can be fucking her for 3,000 and another person can be fucking her for free. The two can and do coexist you know?

Maybe it is a case of getting what you see. You go around seeing her as a chick that would be normally out of your league so you must give 3000 to her, and I go around seeing her as just a chick.

[Danny Duck]

Rainbow 2/4. There really are quite a few unattractive girls who work there. Surprise surprise they hardly if ever get barfined.

My thinking is maybe they get Barfined one minute before Bar closes. Maybe a Japanese boy panics on his last night. Who knows.