Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

..... my wallet bulges more than John Holmse's Johnson and the girls know it......

The girls run to a bulging wallet but run away from a bulging crotch unless next to it is an even bigger protruding pocket.

[Kontiki]

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

Came back a few weeks ago from my last trip and I spent a few weeks at page 10 hotel which is next doors basically from where you will be staying, can't say anything about your hotel but from what I saw from outside but it looks good, good WIFI / internet as I could see the connection from my hotel / room and front looks good although hardly new / fresh. Location is great, go towards beach road if you want to go south (walking street) or the other way if you want to go towards soi 6/ other areas and gents clubs. I would not recommend walking to soi 6 as its bit of distance.

I never woke up in time for hotel breakfast at vacations so I always skipped that but took a few minutes walk to Hemingway's restaurant which is an absolute gem if you want to relax in a good western place for that "feeling of home", great western food, tv everywhere for sport events and its very popular among non-Thai There are a few 7/11 close as well as a couple of massage shops so starting the day and getting whatever you need, a foot massage and meal there and you are ready for a day of fun.

[TwatHunter]

(QUOTE=GettingTang;2915266]I have a November trip planned to Pattaya and I'm meeting another fellow monger there. We're going to do our own thing but maybe have a beer from time to time and go on the prowl a couple times probably together. If there's any other mongers going to be there between November 12 and the end of the month hit me up, and I'll buy you some drinks and we can strategize together and you can join me in my new friend as well).

I'll be there Nov 7th - 21st. First time for me in Asia. I wouldn't mind grabbing a beer and twat hunting together LOL. I am staying down by walking street on beach Road. Baywalk. The video I've watched on soi 6 don't really include many girls that do it for me. I'm looking for the young spinners, I know it will cost but I'm also hoping TF will come through too. I would imagine a lot of the girls from Vietnam and Cambodia use it since they can't work in go gos.

[Forty Drinks]

You just never know.

Soi 6 is Volatile.

Liquids of all places on Tuesday may14 has quite a collection of acceptable girls. Like maybe 5. Usually they got None. Hahaha.

[LocalExplorer]

4. I like slutty women. Yes from time to time I want to do the young, sweet and shy girl but honestly as an older man who's lived a lot of life and had a lot of experiences. I like a good old-fashioned slutty woman. LOL I like a woman who likes to fuck. I like a woman who likes to suck dick and gets OFF on it. And occasionally I like a threesome. What are the odds of finding some real sluts in Pattaya? I can't stand the whole mechanical transaction like Tijuana. Been there done that. I will go out of my way to find the women who the money is secondary to. Where if any, is the best place to find these type of women?

9. I like a good bareback blowjob, I like a blowjob artist, I was spoiled rotten with a sugar baby here in the states who literally could orgasm from giving head. She liked it that much and she was that good at it. Any chance of finding that level of a blow job In Pattaya? Also, at the blowjob bars, can you do freaky things where you like you and another monger sit next to each other and you each have a girl sucking you off and then they switch and stuff like that? I like a good kinky scenario from time to time. It's like watching porn only live.

Avoid beer bars at all cost, that's the straight opposite of what you want. Soi 6 will be a waste of time unless perhaps you want to invest time and money with vanilla sex LT first (ST is pure wham-bam) and then shower a girl with $$ dunno, perhaps that could work, but that's very inefficient.

Try Lips Lounge Soi Honey for one type of entertainment, Kink for another type. Freaky slutty things are the bread and butter in both, just different freaky.

And GCs, especially Purple Club & Carre Blanc both on Soi Bongkot 8, Club Fate, Telephone Bar Club, but I've seen things happen in many other. Go for the older ladies! The older the sluttier, usually.

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

Some do, but it's a pain. Get an eSIM, not a regular SIM, it has absolutely no relation to the SIM and plan back home. You'll keep your home number live, all the apps and setup. Totally worth it, and something like $10, and no waiting in the mobile operator's office (you send a picture of your ID document online).

15. And Thai Friendly, I've read a few times that it's basically a waste of time to start working that well in advance and that you should just do it once you're on the ground. If I get on Thai friendly and say 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I start messaging girls what are the odds that I'll be meeting up with one off of there by that evening? And is ฿2000 a reasonable expectation for a semi-attractive woman to come to your room for a couple of rounds?

It's the best place to look for hot girls, you just have to select well. I've had only good experiences, but I was very picky. Write with many girls at the same time, it will work out with few. Drop any contacts that: sound fishy, ask strange questions or spam you. Video call via Line, drop contacts who refuse to or send you more pics instead. That can take up to 2-4 hours, since the girls respond with much delay, so best to start after lunch. But then you've probably screened girls for the next few days, so it will be much quicker.

[Allover]

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

I was at The Stay Hotel last fall. Outstanding location, huge decent rooms, good (but pricey) buffet breakfast. Not a lot of choice at the breakfast buffet but the food is very good IMHO. To get to Soi 6 it is best to walk from the hotel to Second Road, a two minute walk. Hop on a baht bus (runs every minute or two) and pay B10, and get off on Soi 6. Returning from Soi 6, walk to Beach Rd and a baht bus will drop you off at Soi 10. It's a 1 or 2 minute walk to the beach from the hotel and maybe 10 minutes walk to Treetown. 7-11's, ATMs, cheap laundry are nearby. The Stay is an excellent choice although US $63 is not cheap. I got it for US $40 in low season.

The others' advice about getting a Thai Sim Card is very good advice. It's nice to have a local number to call girls, Bolt, airlines, etc. Just make sure your phone is unlocked. You'll need your phone to be unlocked to use a Thai Sim Card.

[Downandup]

1. I have a trimmed and kept beard about an inch or so long. I've read or heard the Thai women do not like or not as attracted to men with beards. I'll shave it off, even though it's kind of my identity, I could go without a beard for a couple of months it gives me an advantage, the women?

There's no need to do that, as you are 58 it will not make a great difference.

2. I can't believe this wasn't discussed, maybe it was and I missed it? But are Thai women into using toys?

Thai's are the same as any other, some will like it, others will not so take it easy.

3. Yes, I'm a white American, I'm about 5 foot 11, this past year I've gotten my rear end in pretty good shape, I definitely don't look my age of 58. Where I fit in the "looks" department and I don't really care. I'm a man, not something I worry about, BUT What would be the best category of women for me to pursue in my position?

Just look for those who reciprocate, it won't be too hard.

5. I have been communicating via fetlife with the owners a (husband and wife, a Thai wife) of the gentleman's club called "whisper lounge" in Pattaya. They have assured me that most anything on my fantasy list can be found there. I looked at their website and they have photos of several of their women and they look OK. They are not stunners, but they are definitely fuckable by my standards. Has anyone been to this club and what would be your review of it?

If you want BDSM, The Castle is recommended by those that are into it.

12. I like good authentic Thai food like curry, pad Thai, and every once in a while, a good steak. Where are the best places to find these things? What are your favorite go to restaurants. I'll be on Soi 10.

A good location, I agree about Patricks for excellent steaks, Longhorn and Beefeater are a step behind but very good. On my last trip, I also indulged myself at Horizon at the Hilton where their steaks are great too.

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

I've not been there for a few years but it was really good with big rooms and very quiet. It does need a refurb though.

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

Get a Thai sim as you will need it, relying on bars and other locations for WI-FI will not be convenient. There will be many times you won't be able to connect and all too often you will be asking for the password. A Sim might set you back about 300 THB if you need it for a week, I think I paid 900 THB as I needed it longer.

15. And Thai Friendly, I've read a few times that it's basically a waste of time to start working that well in advance and that you should just do it once you're on the ground. If I get on Thai friendly and say 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I start messaging girls what are the odds that I'll be meeting up with one off of there by that evening? And is ฿2000 a reasonable expectation for a semi-attractive woman to come to your room for a couple of rounds?

I use it a lot and never start a conversation until about an hour before I want to meet, then I always ask then to come over right away and it's always a surprise if they show up in 20 minutes. Prices are 1000 and up, I find the sweet spot to be getting closer to 2000 these days but I have still paid 1500 for for a good session or paid more for an average session. Filters on the photo's are nearly standard and you often end up with someone that does not look as good, it's also common to lie about age and weight. A review on https://tfmi.wtf helps avoid the worst experiences.

[Nyezhov]

Yo Getting Tang.

I'm hideous, bearded, fat, old long haired stoned Yank. I am clean and do smell well, and my wallet bulges more than John Holmse's Johnson and the girls know it. I beat them off with a stick in Bangkok, not just the glorified brothel you are going to. When in doubt flash more cash.

[Danubius]

Looking for recommendations for a higher end massage salon or spa in Pattaya where you can enjoy BOTH a professional massage and a quaranteed happy finish (preferably BBBJ). Or is this too much to hope for? In my experience it really seems that this is very much an either / or case and that you will not get both services at the same place. The more upscale places offering a quality massage usually don't have the extra services and also have older ladies working there and you would not be interested in them. And it is hopeless to get a really good massage in a Soi Honey type shop. Any exceptions you have experienced? Thanks in advance.

[Forty Drinks]

I have a November trip planned to Pattaya and I'm meeting another fellow monger there. We're going to do our own thing but maybe have a beer from time to time and go on the prowl a couple times probably together. If there's any other mongers going to be there between November 12 and the end of the month hit me up, and I'll buy you some drinks and we can strategize together and you can join me in my new friend as well.

I've been a member of this form for about 30 years or more. Pretty much since it was around. I went to Thailand back in 1997 and I understand a lot has changed back then. I also paid my dues by reading through the last 120 pages here of which, if not most of my questions were answered and I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on how I want to go about things once I arrive. That information is priceless. I'm not here to talk about the good old days versus what it was back then and now. Everything always changes, that's life, and we learned work with it or we don't.

So here's a list of my questions that after reading the last 120 pages, I was still unable to find answers for. Some of them you might find almost comical, but they are actually real things to me. I believe in using any and all advantages when it comes to mongering.

1. I have a trimmed and kept beard about an inch or so long. I've read or heard the Thai women do not like or not as attracted to men with beards. I'll shave it off, even though it's kind of my identity, I could go without a beard for a couple of months it gives me an advantage, the women?

2. I can't believe this wasn't discussed, maybe it was and I missed it? But are Thai women into using toys? I have a pretty serious collection of toys some of which cost thousands of dollars dollars like a fucking machine, etc. And I'm not going to bring that to Thailand, but like a magic wand or handheld vibrators or dildos? Any of you ever use these on Thai women?

3. Yes, I'm a white American, I'm about 5 foot 11, this past year I've gotten my rear end in pretty good shape, I definitely don't look my age of 58. Where I fit in the "looks" department and I don't really care. I'm a man, not something I worry about, BUT What would be the best category of women for me to pursue in my position?

4. I like slutty women. Yes from time to time I want to do the young, sweet and shy girl but honestly as an older man who's lived a lot of life and had a lot of experiences. I like a good old-fashioned slutty woman. LOL I like a woman who likes to fuck. I like a woman who likes to suck dick and gets OFF on it. And occasionally I like a threesome. What are the odds of finding some real sluts in Pattaya? I can't stand the whole mechanical transaction like Tijuana. Been there done that. I will go out of my way to find the women who the money is secondary to. Where if any, is the best place to find these type of women?

5. I have been communicating via fetlife with the owners a (husband and wife, a Thai wife) of the gentleman's club called "whisper lounge" in Pattaya. They have assured me that most anything on my fantasy list can be found there. I looked at their website and they have photos of several of their women and they look OK. They are not stunners, but they are definitely fuckable by my standards. Has anyone been to this club and what would be your review of it?

6. I reading the gentlemen's clubs are cheaper. What are the best gentlemen clubs in your opinion and what are the price ranges to be found?

7. Read the first 120 pages of this Pattaya thread, I feel like Soi 6 is going to be my go to spot for the evening to find my last woman of the night. I'm not really going to be into going upstairs. I want to take back to my room where I can operate more freely and try and avoid the wham Bam type scenario that I mentioned above. How much is this going to set me back? Or is it really just better to take them upstairs and do the deed and leave? This leads to my next question of where and how is the best place to get a girl if you want her to stay for a few hours or long-term. Maybe even till morning?

8. to find the girls that are willing to do a threesome and would actually be into the idea of it and would get into having some pussy themselves, where is the best place to find this. I'm thinking to pick up a little hottie on Beach Road and ask her if she wants to bring a friend? Or would Soi 6 possibly be better for this?

9. I like a good bareback blowjob, I like a blowjob artist, I was spoiled rotten with a sugar baby here in the states who literally could orgasm from giving head. She liked it that much and she was that good at it. Any chance of finding that level of a blow job In Pattaya? Also, at the blowjob bars, can you do freaky things where you like you and another monger sit next to each other and you each have a girl sucking you off and then they switch and stuff like that? I like a good kinky scenario from time to time. It's like watching porn only live.

10. I want to have a massage in my room during the day, want a happy ending some days and probably just a massage others days if I need to recharge. Skip the happy ending, how much can I expect to pay for both types of massage and where is the best place or resources to find a reasonably placed women to come to my room for a massage?

11. Condoms, for 28 years of mongering I've always just used my own common sense and it hasn't let me down yet. I've never picked up anything. Yes I like to go raw. Who doesn't? The actual real feeling of that pussy, skin on skin, can't be replicated wrapping plastic around your dick. LOL how do you bring up negotiating this with the girls? Now I can tell you right now because I have my own methodology for who I'll wrap up and who I won't with. Some of the girls I may negotiate to go bareback with and then I might change my mind once the panties come off. It just depends. I've been snipped, so no worries about knocking anyone up.

12. I like good authentic Thai food like curry, pad Thai, and every once in a while, a good steak. Where are the best places to find these things? What are your favorite go to restaurants. I'll be on Soi 10.

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

15. And Thai Friendly, I've read a few times that it's basically a waste of time to start working that well in advance and that you should just do it once you're on the ground. If I get on Thai friendly and say 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I start messaging girls what are the odds that I'll be meeting up with one off of there by that evening? And is ฿2000 a reasonable expectation for a semi-attractive woman to come to your room for a couple of rounds?

November 12 through the end of the month I'll be there. If you're going to be there the same dates or part of the same dates, hit me up. The girls are great and all, but it's nice to have a fellow Western to chitchat with and share a beer with from time to time.

Any of these questions any fellow mongers can answer answer is greatly appreciated.

I'm not going to Lie.

1997 to present.

Nothing's really Changed.

BTS in Bangkok,. That's about it.

[PayForIt]

I have a November trip planned to Pattaya and I'm meeting another fellow monger there.

So here's a list of my questions that after reading the last 120 pages, I was still unable to find answers for. Some of them you might find almost comical, but they are actually real things to me. I believe in using any and all advantages when it comes to mongering.

1. I have a trimmed and kept beard about an inch or so long. I've read or heard the Thai women do not like or not as attracted to men with beards. I'll shave it off, even though it's kind of my identity, I could go without a beard for a couple of months it gives me an advantage, the women?

2. I can't believe this wasn't discussed, maybe it was and I missed it? But are Thai women into using toys? I have a pretty serious collection of toys some of which cost thousands of dollars dollars like a fucking machine, etc. And I'm not going to bring that to Thailand, but like a magic wand or handheld vibrators or dildos? Any of you ever use these on Thai women?

3. Yes, I'm a white American, I'm about 5 foot 11, this past year I've gotten my rear end in pretty good shape, I definitely don't look my age of 58. Where I fit in the "looks" department and I don't really care. I'm a man, not something I worry about, BUT What would be the best category of women for me to pursue in my position?

4. I like slutty women. Yes from time to time I want to do the young, sweet and shy girl but honestly as an older man who's lived a lot of life and had a lot of experiences. I like a good old-fashioned slutty woman. LOL I like a woman who likes to fuck. I like a woman who likes to suck dick and gets OFF on it. And occasionally I like a threesome. What are the odds of finding some real sluts in Pattaya? I can't stand the whole mechanical transaction like Tijuana. Been there done that. I will go out of my way to find the women who the money is secondary to. Where if any, is the best place to find these type of women?

5. I have been communicating via fetlife with the owners a (husband and wife, a Thai wife) of the gentleman's club called "whisper lounge" in Pattaya. They have assured me that most anything on my fantasy list can be found there. I looked at their website and they have photos of several of their women and they look OK. They are not stunners, but they are definitely fuckable by my standards. Has anyone been to this club and what would be your review of it?

6. I reading the gentlemen's clubs are cheaper. What are the best gentlemen clubs in your opinion and what are the price ranges to be found?

7. Read the first 120 pages of this Pattaya thread, I feel like Soi 6 is going to be my go to spot for the evening to find my last woman of the night. I'm not really going to be into going upstairs. I want to take back to my room where I can operate more freely and try and avoid the wham Bam type scenario that I mentioned above. How much is this going to set me back? Or is it really just better to take them upstairs and do the deed and leave? This leads to my next question of where and how is the best place to get a girl if you want her to stay for a few hours or long-term. Maybe even till morning?

8. to find the girls that are willing to do a threesome and would actually be into the idea of it and would get into having some pussy themselves, where is the best place to find this. I'm thinking to pick up a little hottie on Beach Road and ask her if she wants to bring a friend? Or would Soi 6 possibly be better for this?

9. I like a good bareback blowjob, I like a blowjob artist, I was spoiled rotten with a sugar baby here in the states who literally could orgasm from giving head. She liked it that much and she was that good at it. Any chance of finding that level of a blow job In Pattaya? Also, at the blowjob bars, can you do freaky things where you like you and another monger sit next to each other and you each have a girl sucking you off and then they switch and stuff like that? I like a good kinky scenario from time to time. It's like watching porn only live.

10. I want to have a massage in my room during the day, want a happy ending some days and probably just a massage others days if I need to recharge. Skip the happy ending, how much can I expect to pay for both types of massage and where is the best place or resources to find a reasonably placed women to come to my room for a massage?

11. Condoms, for 28 years of mongering I've always just used my own common sense and it hasn't let me down yet. I've never picked up anything. Yes I like to go raw. Who doesn't? The actual real feeling of that pussy, skin on skin, can't be replicated wrapping plastic around your dick. LOL how do you bring up negotiating this with the girls? Now I can tell you right now because I have my own methodology for who I'll wrap up and who I won't with. Some of the girls I may negotiate to go bareback with and then I might change my mind once the panties come off. It just depends. I've been snipped, so no worries about knocking anyone up.

12. I like good authentic Thai food like curry, pad Thai, and every once in a while, a good steak. Where are the best places to find these things? What are your favorite go to restaurants. I'll be on Soi 10.

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

15. And Thai Friendly, I've read a few times that it's basically a waste of time to start working that well in advance and that you should just do it once you're on the ground. If I get on Thai friendly and say 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I start messaging girls what are the odds that I'll be meeting up with one off of there by that evening? And is ฿2000 a reasonable expectation for a semi-attractive woman to come to your room for a couple of rounds?

November 12 through the end of the month I'll be there. If you're going to be there the same dates or part of the same dates, hit me up. The girls are great and all, but it's nice to have a fellow Western to chitchat with and share a beer with from time to time.

Any of these questions any fellow mongers can answer answer is greatly appreciated.

Ok here goes on my own two cents:

1. The beard. If it's your identity do NOT shave it. You are 58 not 25. As such, the girls will look at your clothes, wallet and smile before your beard. If the clothes look decent and suggest cash, and you are not a cheap Charlie so buy drinks etc, and are polite to them, I would be literally amazed if you get a single rejection because of your beard. Keep it.

2. Toys. Absolutely no issue. I have my own collection and about one third of my suitcase weight on the flight was taken up with them! No issue in airports and got to use every single thing in my recent trip. The girls will be very willing provided you make clear it's all fun and all very optional. They don't like it (not just Thais but worldwide) if they think they are being made to use them. I always say "I respect the ladies so if you want to play and have some fun with these great but don't worry if not". If you keep it fun they'll go for it (particularly in gents clubs. See below).

3. Gents clubs. Slightly older but not a lot. Thai girls get to 29 and think they are too old for Agogos. Not true but a lot of them think so. So they head to GCs.

4. Again. Gents clubs. Several of your other questions relate to this one so see below.

5. One of the very few I've never been to. Give it a go but I suspect you'll find some of the better known might be better. Again see below.

6. Ok so whilst to each their own, my favourites are (a) Club Fate (b) New club on dark side Kiss (c) Club Purple on Bongkok 8. Not the Purple Cafe. (d) High rollers (e) Kinaree (f) catflaps. Prices. Nothing to enter in any of them. Drinks all very cheap. Beer bar prices a lot less than agogos on Walking St and elsewhere.

7. Totally disagree that Soi 6 will end up being your go to. It doesn't fit most of your detailed criteria. It is very much wham bham. A LOT of pretty young girls. Many of them very young, all keen and eager to please given they make cash out of the drinks you buy first. But they'll get you in the room and a lot of them want you to nut quickly so they can get back out front to snare the next punter. By all means take a look, but most of them will prefer you do the deed on site so they can get outside to get the next Joe after you, very little kinky stuff on 6, mostly just suck and fuck with a hottie for ST. I'm 60 so a little older. But am in a gym 6 days a week and can outlift 90% of the guys in the gym. But the girls on Pattaya don't care. They want young boyfriends (mainly Thai) so they will NOT be bothered that you've done wonders for 58. On Soi 6 most them want a quick drink, quicker fuck, next customer please. /.

8. 99% of them will lie to you that the are into threesomes. Truth is they are not. They want to eat pussy as much as you want root canal treatment but if you are paying enough they'll do it.

9. BBBJ. Available 99% of places in Thailand! No problem. Bareback. Not my thing at all and I think you are crazy and just asking for something which will trash the second part of your trip. Known that there is an untreatable strain of gonorrhoea there now which oozes gunge out of your dick. Lovely. Trust me. Get it and your mongering is dead for a month and you'll never ride bareback ever again. Get some decent ultra think condoms and you'll barely notice.

Kinky. Lots of it in Gents Clubs. Open nudity and play in Catflaps, Honey Lounge and many others. Your BBBJ scenario (later) happens daily in most Gc's.

10. There are thousands of good massage places without them coming to your room. You are located amidst a lot of them. Just go outside and pick.

11. Never stayed there so cannot comment but you should maybe think of spreading it around. Wave hotel Beach road is superb as is Soverign Jomtien. Which is quieter and better value for money and not that far.

12. No idea. I don't eat Thai food.

13. Condoms. Take your own and try ultra feel to avoid the above scenario.

14. TF - don’t bother - So many other options straight in front of you to need a quickie mid afternoon

15. Massage - available everywhere from 300 Bhat up to 1500. All dirt cheap - fill your boots.

That’s about it for my comments. You’ll have a blast - report back please .

[Mr Enternational]

I've been a member of this form for about 30 years or more.

Was it on a stone tablet back then?

1. I have a trimmed and kept beard about an inch or so long. I've read or heard the Thai women do not like or not as attracted to men with beards. I'll shave it off, even though it's kind of my identity, I could go without a beard for a couple of months it gives me an advantage, the women?

The only thing that gives you an advantage is money. They do not like the beard because it itches them. It has nothing to do with attraction.

10. I want to have a massage in my room during the day, want a happy ending some days and probably just a massage others days if I need to recharge. Skip the happy ending, how much can I expect to pay for both types of massage and where is the best place or resources to find a reasonably placed women to come to my room for a massage?

Massage in your room is 500 baht for 1 hour.

12. I like good authentic Thai food like curry, pad Thai, and every once in a while, a good steak. Where are the best places to find these things? What are your favorite go to restaurants.

There are 3 steak houses (Beefeater, Longhorn, Patrick's) in the alley at the corner of Second Road and Soi Diana (4 minute walk for you). For Thai food, Thepprasit Market from 5 pm to 10 pm or Treetown on Soi Buakhao from 3 pm until.

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. Can I walk to so six from there?

You can walk anywhere. The question is would you want to. It is a 20 minute walk. You can always take a motorbike taxi, baht bus, or Grab taxi.

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

This is 2024. You better go to AIS at Central Festival Mall to get a SIM card as soon as your hit town. Why go through all of that when you can have 24/7 internet for $20 for an entire month.

[GettingTang]

I have a November trip planned to Pattaya and I'm meeting another fellow monger there. We're going to do our own thing but maybe have a beer from time to time and go on the prowl a couple times probably together. If there's any other mongers going to be there between November 12 and the end of the month hit me up, and I'll buy you some drinks and we can strategize together and you can join me in my new friend as well.

I've been a member of this form for about 30 years or more. Pretty much since it was around. I went to Thailand back in 1997 and I understand a lot has changed back then. I also paid my dues by reading through the last 120 pages here of which, if not most of my questions were answered and I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on how I want to go about things once I arrive. That information is priceless. I'm not here to talk about the good old days versus what it was back then and now. Everything always changes, that's life, and we learned work with it or we don't.

So here's a list of my questions that after reading the last 120 pages, I was still unable to find answers for. Some of them you might find almost comical, but they are actually real things to me. I believe in using any and all advantages when it comes to mongering.

1. I have a trimmed and kept beard about an inch or so long. I've read or heard the Thai women do not like or not as attracted to men with beards. I'll shave it off, even though it's kind of my identity, I could go without a beard for a couple of months it gives me an advantage, the women?

2. I can't believe this wasn't discussed, maybe it was and I missed it? But are Thai women into using toys? I have a pretty serious collection of toys some of which cost thousands of dollars dollars like a fucking machine, etc. And I'm not going to bring that to Thailand, but like a magic wand or handheld vibrators or dildos? Any of you ever use these on Thai women?

3. Yes, I'm a white American, I'm about 5 foot 11, this past year I've gotten my rear end in pretty good shape, I definitely don't look my age of 58. Where I fit in the "looks" department and I don't really care. I'm a man, not something I worry about, BUT What would be the best category of women for me to pursue in my position?

4. I like slutty women. Yes from time to time I want to do the young, sweet and shy girl but honestly as an older man who's lived a lot of life and had a lot of experiences. I like a good old-fashioned slutty woman. LOL I like a woman who likes to fuck. I like a woman who likes to suck dick and gets OFF on it. And occasionally I like a threesome. What are the odds of finding some real sluts in Pattaya? I can't stand the whole mechanical transaction like Tijuana. Been there done that. I will go out of my way to find the women who the money is secondary to. Where if any, is the best place to find these type of women?

5. I have been communicating via fetlife with the owners a (husband and wife, a Thai wife) of the gentleman's club called "whisper lounge" in Pattaya. They have assured me that most anything on my fantasy list can be found there. I looked at their website and they have photos of several of their women and they look OK. They are not stunners, but they are definitely fuckable by my standards. Has anyone been to this club and what would be your review of it?

6. I reading the gentlemen's clubs are cheaper. What are the best gentlemen clubs in your opinion and what are the price ranges to be found?

7. Read the first 120 pages of this Pattaya thread, I feel like Soi 6 is going to be my go to spot for the evening to find my last woman of the night. I'm not really going to be into going upstairs. I want to take back to my room where I can operate more freely and try and avoid the wham Bam type scenario that I mentioned above. How much is this going to set me back? Or is it really just better to take them upstairs and do the deed and leave? This leads to my next question of where and how is the best place to get a girl if you want her to stay for a few hours or long-term. Maybe even till morning?

8. to find the girls that are willing to do a threesome and would actually be into the idea of it and would get into having some pussy themselves, where is the best place to find this. I'm thinking to pick up a little hottie on Beach Road and ask her if she wants to bring a friend? Or would Soi 6 possibly be better for this?

9. I like a good bareback blowjob, I like a blowjob artist, I was spoiled rotten with a sugar baby here in the states who literally could orgasm from giving head. She liked it that much and she was that good at it. Any chance of finding that level of a blow job In Pattaya? Also, at the blowjob bars, can you do freaky things where you like you and another monger sit next to each other and you each have a girl sucking you off and then they switch and stuff like that? I like a good kinky scenario from time to time. It's like watching porn only live.

10. I want to have a massage in my room during the day, want a happy ending some days and probably just a massage others days if I need to recharge. Skip the happy ending, how much can I expect to pay for both types of massage and where is the best place or resources to find a reasonably placed women to come to my room for a massage?

11. Condoms, for 28 years of mongering I've always just used my own common sense and it hasn't let me down yet. I've never picked up anything. Yes I like to go raw. Who doesn't? The actual real feeling of that pussy, skin on skin, can't be replicated wrapping plastic around your dick. LOL how do you bring up negotiating this with the girls? Now I can tell you right now because I have my own methodology for who I'll wrap up and who I won't with. Some of the girls I may negotiate to go bareback with and then I might change my mind once the panties come off. It just depends. I've been snipped, so no worries about knocking anyone up.

12. I like good authentic Thai food like curry, pad Thai, and every once in a while, a good steak. Where are the best places to find these things? What are your favorite go to restaurants. I'll be on Soi 10.

13. I'll be staying on Soi 10 at "THE STAY HOTEL" It looks like a decent hotel. I included breakfast in my booking and it cost me about $63 per night which I know is ridiculous for Pattaya, especially booking this far in advance, but I am funny about my accommodations, I like to be comfortable and this is actually a real vacation for me. Anyone stay there and what are your thoughts on it? Can I walk to so six from there?

14. Since I won't have cell phone service because I use straight talk, I'll be relying on Wi-Fi. Do most of the bars, and different places around the restaurants the open beer bars, places like that do they have Wi-Fi connections?

15. And Thai Friendly, I've read a few times that it's basically a waste of time to start working that well in advance and that you should just do it once you're on the ground. If I get on Thai friendly and say 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I start messaging girls what are the odds that I'll be meeting up with one off of there by that evening? And is ฿2000 a reasonable expectation for a semi-attractive woman to come to your room for a couple of rounds?

November 12 through the end of the month I'll be there. If you're going to be there the same dates or part of the same dates, hit me up. The girls are great and all, but it's nice to have a fellow Western to chitchat with and share a beer with from time to time.

Any of these questions any fellow mongers can answer answer is greatly appreciated.

[Expat American]

You are keeping it 100.

You see I think everyone should go where they are treated best. If your eyes and your dick are not being treated well here in Pattaya, then ask yourself why are you here? Why do you visit?

When I got tired of the culture in LATAM countries I decided to take a break. Flew half-way around the world. What did I find? Pussy is Pussy! Latinas have better hardware overall. But Thai girls have much better software. This is no perfect pussy to be found, past, present or future. Although I am looking forward to going to a the first brothel staffed with sex robots.

On this we are 100% in agreement. That is why my last few mongering trips have not been to Thailand. There are places with better value, sweeter more natural girls and more genuine experiences. They don't come with some of the other benefits of Thailand (awesome food, massage, beaches) so I still happily go to Thailand for holidays with my wife etc and but for a pure mongering weekend not so much anymore.

[Banana Boi]

BB referred to you as one who info is Illegitimate. Hahaha.

Not by name but by inference. Hahaha.

When did I do this? In general I don't attack people on this board and I wouldn't attack Sub cause he's my comedic relief on here.