Pattaya Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Hit the gogo bars last night. While waiting for FL Hawk I hit Baccara as it's one of the few clubs open before 8 pm. I've almost given up on Baccara. It's really the same group of girls for 2-3 years now. Not saying a newbie should miss Baccara since it still has pretty girls but for someone like me it's a miss. I really only like 1 girl in there and she's hardly there!

I told you Cat Ears works at Palace now, but gone are the cat ears, so you might not recognize her.

Met FL Hawk and took him to Palace. Was shocked to see my favorite Palace girl there after a 6 month absence. Imo the cutest girl on WS bar none. Lineup was no different than before. A bit quiet with only 2 rotations and a group of models. Girls saw me and looked around for MP only to see FL Hawk.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Funny. Did they seem sad that I wasn't there to throw roaches at them? Anyways, who is this cutest bar none girl on WS at Palace. You never pointed her out to me.

Next stop Tantra. Imo still tops in Pattaya talent for my taste. Only bar that can compete is Infinity on a good night. 142, 151, model 302 are some of the girls I like there. There were a few more. Still hopelessly searching for #333. Could have stayed there all night. I think Tantra has a very friendly group of girls having fun. All smiles even if you are being a Cheap Charlie like I was last night.

I'm still hoping for my #333 as well, but not at Tantra. Good report by the way and thanks for including the numbers. Monkeypaw 2 Paws Up for you.

[James 006]

I wonder if anyone ever had a good experience with Russian girls in Thailand?

[Banana Boi]

Hit the gogo bars last night. While waiting for FL Hawk I hit Baccara as it's one of the few clubs open before 8 pm. I've almost given up on Baccara. It's really the same group of girls for 2-3 years now. Not saying a newbie should miss Baccara since it still has pretty girls but for someone like me it's a miss. I really only like 1 girl in there and she's hardly there!

Met FL Hawk and took him to Palace. Was shocked to see my favorite Palace girl there after a 6 month absence. Imo the cutest girl on WS bar none. Lineup was no different than before. A bit quiet with only 2 rotations and a group of models. Girls saw me and looked around for MP only to see FL Hawk.

Decided to take FL to Panda. FL pointed out a very cute petite busty girl #62 or #63. I ended up with my friend who was a Panda Coyote now turned dancer. Thought FL would get #62/63 a drink but he ended up with another girl. Not a top tier bar still. Really the only very nice girl was the one FL saw. She was top quality. (edit - the coyotes outside Panda were nice last night. If you see one outside you like take her with you for a drink because you are not finding anyone better inside).

Next stop Tantra. Imo still tops in Pattaya talent for my taste. Only bar that can compete is Infinity on a good night. 142, 151, model 302 are some of the girls I like there. There were a few more. Still hopelessly searching for #333. Could have stayed there all night. I think Tantra has a very friendly group of girls having fun. All smiles even if you are being a Cheap Charlie like I was last night.

FL and I separated after that as FL went to What's Up to get one of my friends who I introduced him to last trip. I was going to grab food along Soi Diamond and was hauled into Shark by one of my ding dong girls.

[MainCourse]

Miami on Soi Post Office is the same as 13/2? Anyways, did you run into the girl on the far right? She's a cute little thing and eager to please. Those rooms that they have upstairs are free for short time but remind me of Soi 6 rooms. But same like you, I stayed nearby and it didn't cost any extra for the girl I picked to come to my room. 1500 inclusive of everything for a couple of hours of hardcore fucking in your own comfortable room is worth it, especially when you have nothing else to do during the daytime. I've been to Miami 3 times and taken 3 decent slim girls. Happy hunting!

P.S. You mentioned "competition" at Palace? Be careful, some folks might get upset because "supposedly" there is no such thing as competing when it comes to barfining a Go Go bar girl. It's supposed to be easy as show up, buy a drink, and go fuck. So they say.

Where is the girl on the right from? She is gorgeous. Would love to bump in to her. Yummy. So cute and delicious.

[Mr Enternational]

Telephone bar, but not for a couple of drinks. BJ was 500 bht, IIRC. Most Gentlemens clubs will do FS in the bar, but not in the open. It will be done behind closed curtains.

At telephone bar I think there is a curtain leading to the back, and in that main room is a couch. You can fuck in the open on that. Or upstairs the girl asked if I wanted a room with AC. I said no. So we fucked right in the hallway on the couch up there. I have gotten head at plenty of bars right in the bar area. My favorite place used to be Kangaroo in Patpong. Fuxk on the couch where the TV was. You could see the bar from there.

[Java Man]

OK, so it seems FS is not really going to happen in the bar anymore, sign of the times I guess. So how about establishments where they'll pull it out and give you a tug in a dark corner for a couple of lady drinks?

Telephone bar, but not for a couple of drinks. BJ was 500 bht, IIRC. Most Gentlemens clubs will do FS in the bar, but not in the open. It will be done behind closed curtains.

[Gin And Tonic]

That would be "Chaiyaphoon" just to fix the spelling a little.

Seems that even Chaiyaphoon Apartments are designated as in Soi ChalermPhrakiat 25, so must be a very informal nick name, for Americans, since many other countries would not get the joke.

In Bangkok we could say the Wood bar, Chrome bar, Magic tables are in Soi "Eden" LOL (Sukumwit Soi 7/1), Eden being the very long time place there, but only a few would know what we refer to.

The word "Poon" probably doesn't exist in my country unless youth has inherited from USA, but obviously does not appear on American TV shown internationally to my knowledge, so its probably an inter USA joke. We don't have Trash in my country either but at least that word appears regularly on USA TV, so we become aware of it. We don't "root" for a football team either. LOL Seems to have a different meaning in USA.

I don't know the history but more likely has something to do with my former live-ins home province in Issan of Chaiyaphum. Sounds same but spelt different.

[Cusland]

OK, so it seems FS is not really going to happen in the bar anymore, sign of the times I guess. So how about establishments where they'll pull it out and give you a tug in a dark corner for a couple of lady drinks?

Try La Poste on Soi Lengkee for FS in the bar.

[Syzygies]

Better known as Soi Chiayaphoon or The Poon.

That would be "Chaiyaphoon" just to fix the spelling a little.

Seems that even Chaiyaphoon Apartments are designated as in Soi ChalermPhrakiat 25, so must be a very informal nick name, for Americans, since many other countries would not get the joke.

In Bangkok we could say the Wood bar, Chrome bar, Magic tables are in Soi "Eden" LOL (Sukumwit Soi 7/1), Eden being the very long time place there, but only a few would know what we refer to.

The word "Poon" probably doesn't exist in my country unless youth has inherited from USA, but obviously does not appear on American TV shown internationally to my knowledge, so its probably an inter USA joke. We don't have Trash in my country either but at least that word appears regularly on USA TV, so we become aware of it. We don't "root" for a football team either. LOL Seems to have a different meaning in USA.

[Java Man]

Used to have cheek piercings but had them removed.

They do that to get dimples. LOL.

[Java Man]

Better known as Soi Chiayaphoon or The Poon.

Also know as Soi Pothole. IT HAS to be the worst Soi in Pattaya.

[XXL]

Another good session with this extravagant girl. Dental braces, spectacles, overlong artificial eye-lashes, hair dyed blond with venetian blond strands, dense tattoo from neck to waist. Used to have cheek piercings but had them removed. Looks like a hard-core plastic doll. Playful, good attitude. Not too skinny. Pussy not too tight, optimally poundable.

[MonkeyPaw]

I booked my flight to Thailand mid November and it's going to be my first time visiting Pattaya. I have some experience mongering in Tijuana but want to try something new and the current political situation isn't looking good in Mexico.

So the things I'm looking forward to trying are: Soi 6, Freelance Disco, Beach Road, and Soapies.

I don't want to spend over 3000 baht on a girl so I'm going to avoid gogo bars and limit soapies.

What I look for in a girl isn't much: early to mid 20's, performs well in bed, smells normal, not fat.

Also I want to get a full canvas suit made at Ama Fashion for around $300.

Are there any other activities that you recommend I should try or places to visit or just general advise?

I'll be sure to contribute to the forum by writing proper reports.

Oh also some small travel questions, will there be an issue finding a taxi to pattaya at the airport at midnight 1 am or should I book ahead using an online taxi service? I assume it would take about an less than an hour to go through customs and get a sim card because the lines would be shorter during midnight.

Funny as fuck. I'm headed to Tijuana for the first time in a few days and then back to Pattaya. So I'm doing the exact opposite of you. Here's some Monkeypaw advice which is as good as it gets. You will get the type of girl that chooses you. That's the final answer on that. Come here with high expectations and you will get plenty of "what the fuck was that all about" moments. If you do a proper report please include all details and perhaps a pic, if possible. And lastly, Google Cherry Taxi Bangkok. Download LINE and book with them for 1000 baht from BKK to Pattaya in private car. The taxis at the airport will want to charge you 1400-1600 at that time because you have no other choice. Don't worry Monkeypaw will be back in Pattaya mid November to get his his fuck on as well. Enjoy.

[Horatio]

You said soi 6, but you should also visit beer bars in other places. Soi 6 is cool but it is a lot different from other beer bars like those on naklua or soi 7 and 8. Some of those are more laid back, you play dice games etc while you get to know the girl. Also try kinnaree gentleman's club or places like that. I didn't really know about them when I was there and only went to kinnaree once.

If you have a list of things you want to try, say 2 girls at a time or similar, make sure and do that. It was easy for me not to do things that were a bit more complicated and I would just get a girl instead of trying to find 2.

I booked my flight to Thailand mid November and it's going to be my first time visiting Pattaya. I have some experience mongering in Tijuana but want to try something new and the current political situation isn't looking good in Mexico.

So the things I'm looking forward to trying are: Soi 6, Freelance Disco, Beach Road, and Soapies.

I don't want to spend over 3000 baht on a girl so I'm going to avoid gogo bars and limit soapies.

What I look for in a girl isn't much: early to mid 20's, performs well in bed, smells normal, not fat.

Also I want to get a full canvas suit made at Ama Fashion for around $300.

Are there any other activities that you recommend I should try or places to visit or just general advise?

I'll be sure to contribute to the forum by writing proper reports.

Oh also some small travel questions, will there be an issue finding a taxi to pattaya at the airport at midnight 1 am or should I book ahead using an online taxi service? I assume it would take about an less than an hour to go through customs and get a sim card because the lines would be shorter during midnight.

[Mr Enternational]

Also I want to get a full canvas suit made at Ama Fashion for around $300.

I don't know what this canvas business is, but I know Chris ain't charging $300 for a suit. You better talk him down to $150. When you get clothes made in Pattaya, the expensive thing is the jacket. Pants and shit are pretty cheap. My friend hooked me on to buying the material and bringing it to one of the ladies at the shops behind Tukcom to sew it up. Will save tons by cutting out the middle man.