Pattaya Reports

[Syzygies]

Still seems like you don't understand the gogo. They DON'T dance in front of you. They only sit to talk to you and may let you touch them. If there is any dancing to be done then they do it on the stage together with 20 other girls or on a side stage alone or with 1 other girl. Also not a good idea to pass out money like that unless you want to be known as the dumb foreigner.

In Crazy House (Bangkok) they will dance in front of you or on your lap, for a tip or a drink. Its you and other ISGers who think the guys handing out 100 Baht notes are dumb. The girls don't mind it at all. They merely think the guy has plenty of money to waste, and they want a piece of the action. They respect the guy more than ones in some bars who buy a bucket of ping pong balls where 50% of the money goes to the house. There is no way in the world I would invest in ping pong balls. Girls like cash tips much better.

Nice looking girls will come to me automatically because I am not too stingy and they know it. My favourites can get a drink and maybe even a cash tip. They have to be quick since there is always a limit to how many girls I want, to entertain me close up.

Bottom line is the best girls will go to guys that treat them the best. 100 Baht is only 3.5 bucks. Some of us are employed and 3 bucks is very little. Far more value to the girl than to me.

Can't assume every bar customer is trying hard to hang on to every last Baht. BB is used to Europe etc. where prices are much higher.

[Banana Boi]

Really? WoW! The more posts you make, BB, the more certain I am you are never going to visit LOS. It is probably a good thing too because I don't think you can handle real Thai girls or the setup here. You are bound to screw it up, no pun intended.

Am I being too rough on our new little friend? Maybe, but he sure posts inquires like an adolescent boy.

Just put me on ignore, Natty. You were actually one of the very few guys on here I trusted for information. Not anymore. I will also stop asking questions and will not post about my upcoming 1 month trip. The board can thank you for that.

edit - actually I'll continue asking questions when I feel fit. Didn't realize asking questions was against the rules on ISG. Again, please put me on ignore Natty so you don't have to put up with my "adolescent boy" questions.

[Member #4698]

In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

Really? WoW! The more posts you make, BB, the more certain I am you are never going to visit LOS. It is probably a good thing too because I don't think you can handle real Thai girls or the setup here. You are bound to screw it up, no pun intended.

Am I being too rough on our new little friend? Maybe, but he sure posts inquires like an adolescent boy.

[WildHawk]

BKK is not like Vegas from that Point of view.

We are well off the topic of Patts, but because of comments from previous posters (I've seen them in various ISG forums), BionicMan is absolutely correct, and it's important to post a warning to others who think they're going to get any kind of premium pay-for-nookie in the States. Ain't going to happen, and no hot chicks in a Vegas Strip club are going to go home with you (unless you're willing to pay THOUSANDS of dollars, I'd guess).

LE hazards are high, unless you're a politician with $5,000 to spend on a pop (props to you, Client 9/ Eliot Spitzer, ya hypocritical ****, if you're reading this. Fair chance). Troll through the Chicago Tribune's website and you'll see what passes for a whoo-ah (we've had 'them in their 50's, including haggard Asian grandmas who couldn't have been passable even in their prime). No way in hell I'd participate in our sport here in Sex Prison USA Blech.

[BionicMan]

Thanks, this sounds reasonable. Maybe I'll carry a ton of 100 baht bills with me and offer girls tips for "get to know" dances.

My problem is I seek a lot of variety. I enjoy talking to many many girls then selecting the girls I feel I will have the most fun with. In a Germany FKK I will talk to 50+ girls and session with 4-5 girls daily. In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

BKK is not like Vegas from that Point of view.

[Sunlover2]

Hello guys,

I have decided to go to Pattaya at the last min. For about a month,(sounded like a great plan at the time. LOL.). If anyone have a info on a short term 1 br nice apartment / condo near the nightlife,(since I have no idea where everything is) or a website, please let me know, and also If anyone would like to meet up and have for beers please send me a PM with your contract number.

Thanks

The is a Pattaya Hotels forum on this message board: http://www.InternationalSexGuide.inf...Pattaya-Hotels.

But you might want to take a look at this: http://dancewatchers.com/vt6_x_18-659.html.

SunLover.

[MicCheck1212]

Hello guys,

I have decided to go to Pattaya at the last min. For about a month,(sounded like a great plan at the time. LOL.). If anyone have a info on a short term 1 br nice apartment / condo near the nightlife,(since I have no idea where everything is) or a website, please let me know, and also If anyone would like to meet up and have for beers please send me a PM with your contract number.

Thanks

[ActionOriented]

Thanks, this sounds reasonable. Maybe I'll carry a ton of 100 baht bills with me and offer girls tips for "get to know" dances.

My problem is I seek a lot of variety. I enjoy talking to many many girls then selecting the girls I feel I will have the most fun with. In a Germany FKK I will talk to 50+ girls and session with 4-5 girls daily. In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

No problem in doing that in Pats, lots of girls to talk to, but not too much to talk about. Unless you speak Thai, it will be challenging to communicate anything more than boom boom and the price for it.

Some clubs / girls will offer this as a special bonus. Like when I first went to the Telephone bar I did not know what to expect. I order a drink for myself and as is customary I ordered the girl who came and sat with me (I didn't mind. Not a broad selection anyways), the moment the drink arrived, she took off her top and her hand immediately went all over the places trying to get me interested in a session.

Similar to this are clubs where the girls remain topless say Windmills / Sugarbaby's will either remain topless or take it off as soon as you buy a drink. Some girls (in almost any Go-Go / bar) may give you a private dance (a lap dance if you will) where you are seated. But this is not customary and chances are that only 1 out of the 5 girls you meet will offer this without being asked in the hope that you will bar fine them.

[Johnny Bangkok]

Hooters is coming to Pattaya, right at Beach Road between soi 13 and 13/1. Another sign that Pattaya wants to become more of a 'family destination'.

For those unfamiliar with Hooters: you might think it's a coyote club but it's not. In Amsterdam, where I come from, it's called Teasers. It's a sports bar / restaurant, sort of. So the girls are cute & sexy but not available.

There was a Hooters briefly in Bangkok, but HOA (Hooters of America) shut it down due to the girls going home with the customers. Hope this one stays.

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks, this sounds reasonable. Maybe I'll carry a ton of 100 baht bills with me and offer girls tips for "get to know" dances.

Still seems like you don't understand the gogo. They DON'T dance in front of you. They only sit to talk to you and may let you touch them. If there is any dancing to be done then they do it on the stage together with 20 other girls or on a side stage alone or with 1 other girl. Also not a good idea to pass out money like that unless you want to be known as the dumb foreigner.

[RockHound74]

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The Vanessa Marcil looking girl was at the above spot. Up to you massage.

I can now see the link did not paste correctly.

Phatthayasaisong 11 Alley and Soi Buakhao beside Paradise Massage.

[Banana Boi]

Some agogo clubs have nude dancers, some don't. Paying a girl a ladydrink doesn't mean she will strip for you. She will come and sit with you and talk. Some allow you to "sample" their wares a bit, but again that is not guaranteed everywhere.

The whole idea of an agogo club is to present you with ladies to choose, barfine and take home.

Thanks, this sounds reasonable. Maybe I'll carry a ton of 100 baht bills with me and offer girls tips for "get to know" dances.

My problem is I seek a lot of variety. I enjoy talking to many many girls then selecting the girls I feel I will have the most fun with. In a Germany FKK I will talk to 50+ girls and session with 4-5 girls daily. In a Las Vegas strip club I will talk to 100+ girls and try 10+ girls per night.

[RockHound74]

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The Vanessa Marcil looking girl was at the above spot. Up to you massage.

Interesting but if a girl noticed that a guy was interested wouldn't she do take off her bikini (assuming she has decent tits) to entice a guy to barfine her?

Also, I was under the impression that a gogo club was similar to a strip club where, if you buy the girl a lady drink, they would give you lap dances and you would see them naked then. Am I correct?

If you go back can you get the name of the place? Definitely interested in seeing a Thai girl who looks even vaguely similar to Vanessa Marcil.

[RockHound74]

Day 5.

Left Patts at 10 am with the cute girl from Tans great and prompt taxi service. Back to BKK and our hotel at 12 noon.

Day mission was. Exchange money, eat, find girl that wants to make a private movie and then Go-Go.

Did the first one then headed to Morning Night to find a girl to do I movie with my buddy. Ping and Kay were there and immediately approached. I stated what we were looking for and they declined. But after only being in the bar for like 15 minutes another young girl approached my buddy and they hash out a deal. 5000 Baht for private movie. So we head back and I was roped into being camera man. I could have joined in but this girl was a little to star fishy for me. After an hour we "wrap" and cut her loose.

Off to eat and then go go bar. We hit Suzie Wongs, my buddies fav, for what we thought was the 8 pm show. Bunnie the mama that knows us said "No show at 8 pm anymore". So was stay to look at about 12 girls on stage in rotation for a few hours, buy a few drinks and watch the 10 pm show. I did not see anything that I wanted to take back. My buddy and I sometimes have different tastes but in this case we both commented on a server. The server, Ge, who is 30 and probably a 9 on the scale. I forgot that servers can be bar fined. I would have snatched her up as well but he beat me to it but turns out later I would get my chance. She was just so cute in the face. He grabs her for ST, I leave empty handed and I was running on empty so at 11 pm I go back to hotel and say good night.

Day 6.

Today my buddy has a friend that will be visiting him. She is a former Bar Girl that got a sponsor and now is married.

My buddy gets Nok to come over at 12 noon with a friend. Her friend, Nat (pictured), was for me. Easily a 8-9 with nice natural be cups, a very thin but athletic frame and just a beautiful model type face. How considerate. Nok was easily a 9 with a very small frame and perfect body with the cutest face you will ever see. So we go to Central World to shop for a dress and bikinis for the evening and afternoon activities. After walking around for a few hours and getting those items we head back to our Hotel for swimming. The girls looked gorgeous in them but did not want their picture taken. It was understandable since one was "married". I suspected both were taken.

After a few hours we head to the room and to let the girls prepare for dinner. We have dinner and go to Hillary 2 for live music and drinking. The key here was to get Nat and Nok drunk and anything could happen. They meet up with a few friends there and we stay for an hour or so. All of the girls were drunk and we decided to go to Levels. Both are cool places to listen and dance.

Long story short. Nat ends up coming back to hotel with Nok, my buddy and me. Nok is so drunk that she pukes as soon as she is in my buddy's room. So you can see this is not going to go well. Nat is drunk but could hold her liquor well but was very tired. She comes to my room and strips immediately, gets under the covers and falls asleep. I had kind of figure that this was not going to be the night I wanted earlier since the girls were getting TOO drunk. Oh well. It is what it is. This was 2 am.

4 am. I have a raging hard on so I roll over and snuggle up to Nat. I start to kiss her neck etc. She reaches around and starts to stroke my cock. She still seemed very out of it but after a few strokes she positions her self for lazy doggie and lefts her leg and guides me in. So I just move forward and starting with slow and deeper with each stroke. She grabs the pillow with both hands and I get faster. I was so frustrated from the day before and tonight that I blew in about 1 min on her ass. Key word "on" her ass. I was a gentleman and pulled out. She is not a professional fucker but she knew how to fuck.

7 am. She wakes to her phone. She looks at me and explains that she is heading to somewhere I cannot remember and really do not care. She says I want to make you happy. Kind of confused I said "OK but I want to make you happy as well". She grabs a very quick shower and hops into bed and snuggles as I start to caress and kiss down to her pussy. I lick and eat for at least 5 full minutes until she "finish". She pulls me up and starts to passionately kiss me and just grabbed mini me and slid it in. Mish in a nice tight, trim, hot Asian pussy is a wonderful thing. It is what keeps me coming back are unexpected experiences like this one. I was about to cum after 10 minutes on top and I let her know. She says "doggie?" Who am I to refuse that request. Flip her over and fuck the shit out of her deep. After 3 shaking leg orgasms I blow, again, ON her ass.

God I love Thailand!

[RockHound74]

LOL. Did see pictures of the whole damn family and of Mom and dad. Noki was the oldest of 8 and Pet was the youngest. If I could meet a 47 year old in the states as fit as Noki and as fun then I would never have to go to Thailand!

Are you sure they were sisters and not mother and daughter? 25 and 47 yo?