Pattaya Reports

[Guido88]

Anyone else seeing Russians streetwalking or freelancing in Pattaya?

I have been looking for such in Phuket, so far without any real visible signs of it.

Why not go to Mother Russia? The exchange rate is good. Russia is loaded with women looking to make a few extra rubles. If your looking for gorgeous white women at bargain pricing Moscow or Piter should be on the top of your list.

Just my $. 02.

[Mr Enternational]

10,000 baht fine for establishment or individuals caught drinking on the streets.

They got my buddy like that during covid. He was sitting on the steps in front of Treetown drinking a beer. They took him to jail. 10,000 baht.

[Explorer8939]

I had another lady in my condo who worked in Bahrain, this one for 9 months. She said that she slept in a room with 10 ladies, but rarely for long, they were required to assemble for lineups at all hours. After 9 months, she left with 40,000 baht.

As a result, she is pretty much frigid, her clit doesn't work, and she gets some small feelings in her pussy. So, no Thai husband or Farang boyfriend. She does like to get naked when she is drunk, though.

As mentioned above, I like to have ladies come to my place, rather than hook up in bars.

[CaliGuy33]

Quick summary of a 1 month trip in which 1 and 1/2 weeks were spent in Pattaya.

In Pattaya stayed at the Holiday Inn Express. Would highly recommend, especially if you're a light sleeper. Soundproofed surprisingly well and everything was very modern and good condition. Bed was comfortable. Location was right on soi Buakhao right across the street from a TT exchange. To bring up guests, you both have to sign a waiver.

Soi Buakhao had a lot of talent. A lot of beautiful young Thai women screaming welcome. Also a few Africans walking around, or sitting at Treetown. Didn't pull any bar girls because not really the type that enjoys that scene. Mostly saw freelancers.

African girls all quoted 2000 baht ST to start. Usually fine haggling down if done with tact. Very few African girls around, maybe 10 ish. Of the 10, maybe 2-3 were bangable. Got with 2 of the 3. Both were Ugandans.

1. Offered 1500 to the first girl and she asked for Bolt fare so I upped to 1600. Beautiful spinner with an absolute amazing ass. Not the flabby shit typical of African girls and not flat as a board like most Thai spinners. Just beautiful Ugandan genetics on a early to mid 20's girl. She started off with a great uncovered blow and then put on the cover to ride cowgirl. Cowgirl was amazing. She was tight and going at it hard. Probably trying to pop me off quickly but I last a while. She didn't complain. Eventually lifted her and said it's time for doggy. Lasted about 15 minutes in cowgirl, but seeing that beautiful ass from behind, I popped in maybe 5 minutes. She cleaned up and I offered her water. Chatted a little bit and I told her about my preference for African girls because of their curves. Told her I wanted to go to Kenya for that reason and she said no, Kenyan girls don't know how to have a good time like Ugandans and Ugandans are more beautiful. Obvious bias there, but seeing her body, pretty compelling case. Sent her on her way. No problems and was pleasant enough. Not really GFE, but a nice girl who offered a pretty professional experience without being cold or a starfish. Would fuck again. OF NOTE: WAS ACTUALLY PERFECTLY ON TIME FOR OUR APPOINTMENT.

2. Another Ugandan girl. Accepted the 1500 counter offer without further haggling. Bigger girl than #1 and definitely not as nice of a body. Not the perfect slim with a shapely booty that was #1. More of a chubby girl with a biggish ass. Didn't ask her she but was older she than #1. Probably 30's. Uncovered blow. Didn't initiate cowgirl, so just flipped her to missionary. Not as tight as #1. Went a bit in missionary and was kind of losing integrity of my member because of lack of tightness. Asked to hit it from behind. Nice view, but again not like the perfect view of #1. Couldn't blow from fucking, so asked her to finish with her mouth and hands. She said sure but to tell her when I was going to pop. Pretty decent effort and I popped on her breasts. Offered water and chatted about nothing in particular and she went on her way. Meh experience, not sure if I'the repeat.

3. Early 20's Thai girl off TF. Spinner with what looked like a nice ass. Offered 1500, she countered 2000. Whatever, seemed like gals in their 20's were at a premium so I accepted. Set up an appointment. She was 30 minutes late. Didn't acknowledge it so I didn't say anything. Up we went. Clothes off, see pretty significant baby damage. Disappointed. Cock in her mouth, less disappointed. Going at it pretty fast and with good suction. Put on the rubber and go in missionary. She gets into it and is moaning and getting very wet. Flip her to doggy and go at it like a maniac. She's moaning even harder and gripping the bed sheet. Pop in doggy. Give her the 2000, she showers, see ya later. Not a bad experience, but probably wouldn't repeat especially since 1500 seems like the fair going rate. Finding out that the standard petite and slim sans ass build of Thai girls isn't really my thing.

4. Mid to late 20's thicker Thai girl off of TF. Asked her TF price and got 1500. Sure. Over 30 minutes late. Asked her if she's close because if not we'll just have to reschedule because I have somewhere to be. She arrived and apologizes for being late. Up we go. Great blow. Usually like the fast, porn star blow, but she went slow and sensual with great suction and tongue action. Put on the rubber and she initiated cowgirl. Started at a reasonable pace with some sensual grinding. She gets wetter and I pull her to my chest and start jackhammering. She loves it and is moaning. Pop. She's very bubbly and giggly. Would say fairly GFE. A little unimportant chitchat and she's off on her way. Nice experience and nice girl. A bit bigger than her pics on TF. Maybe would repeat, but there are better lookers out there.

5. Another mid to late 20's Thai girl off of TF. 1500ST. Over 30 minutes late. Notice the pattern? Nicely tanned girl with some beautiful curves. Amazing cocksucker. So much so that I didn't even bang her. Just almost 30 minutes of her going to work with her mouth. Had agreed to pop in her mouth during our chat on TF, and so I did. She kept going to make sure I was empty and then spit out the goods in the toilet. Another sweet and bubbly girl. Actually took her out to dinner after. Repeated several times during the trip.

6. Late 20's early 30's girl off TF. 1500ST. Late, but not excessively. Average blow and out on the rubber. Says we have to be quick because she has to be at work in the morning. Beautiful white body with chubby curves. Didn't want to cowgirl because she said too tired? Hit in missionary and then flipped doggy where I went hard, maybe partly out of frustration over the lack of cowgirl. Popped and gave her the 1500. On her way. Was nice, but a bit rushed. Was late in the night so I am inclined to believe her excuse. She was also fairly tired. Still probably wouldn't repeat because of the lazy performance considering the other options available.

*7. Slim girl with a nice ass off of TF. Braided hair and a profile pic at the 808 club. I'm absolutely a sucker for the ghetto look. Find it incredibly sexy. Offered 1500. Accepted but chat was very slow and to the point. Initially ask her to come over in an hour. Says she's a bit far so asked if she could make it in a 1 and 1/2? Sure, whatever. Have to mention this was also past midnight and the street scene slows heavily after 01:00 ish. Over 1 1/2 hours later I text her on LINE asking if she's close? Gets back to me 30 minutes later and says sorry, can't make it and can we reschedule? Heated because it was too late for other options and it was my last day in Pattaya. Contemplate telling her to go fuck herself, but thought better of it. Not a pleasant way to end a good trip in Pattaya.

All in all, it was a good experience. Went in mid February and it is PACKED now. I haven't kept up with the forum, but if there are any doom and gloom forecasters still around, suffice to say they're wrong. A recession and hyper inflation be damned, Pattaya is flooded with tourists once again. Shithead Russians, shithead Chinese and shithead Indians in massive crowds. Thai girls were sweethearts and 1500 is the ST going rate, at least for ST. Apologies for no intel for the bar scene but like I said, I am not a fan at all. Outside of an experience in Sosua, this was my first extended experience mongering. Thailand is as newbie friendly as it gets imo. A lot of people speak English, it's incredibly safe, it's fairly cheap and the infrastructure is top notch.

That being said, I think I would like to try an African country for my next misadventure. Everyone has different tastes, but my god, the African ladies have beautiful bodies. Just have these curves that you absolutely will not find in Thai girls. And the standard for beauty is different. Small, skinny, white and with no curves is the ideal profile for the Thai demographic. Not a big fan. Will put sometime into researching a good African mongering country for a newbie, but I realize it won't compare to Thailand in terms of everything else outside of girls. See'est la vie.

*I'm fairly young still (in my mid to late 30's) but I am a slow and boring type. Pattaya was an absolute great change of pace coming from hectic BKK. Absolutely hated BKK, but that's for another post.

Nice report. You sound a lot like me. Laid back non-bar guy that would rather be relaxing in my comfortable hotel with the girls coming to me than to be in the bars or clubs. That's what I love about Pattaya. You can get a nice, clean hotel for cheap and just have the TF girls on call and the girls you meet when you're out and about during the day.

I also don't care much for BKK, I usually do the first few four or five days there to settle in and do the touristy stuff and then head to Pattaya and other parts of the country.

[Banana Boi]

I went to the newly opened Catflaps in Pratumnak yesterday. Its a Gentlemens Club, still not completely open yet.

Thanks. It's a block from Kinnaree so the location is very good. Are there going to be actual large rooms with showers like Kinnaree has?

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[HorseTrader]

Aside from math and science they aren't taught very much and asking questions rising your hands or saying you don't understand can you explain it again isn't going to happen in a Government school it is a lost of face.

One of my friends in USA is a Thai lady who received her pre-18 education from an expensive private school in Bangkok, undergraduate degree in Canada, and graduate degree in USA. She would disagree with you and say math and science isn't really taught in Thailand schools. We had that discussion a few years ago and she was extremely negative about the whole Thai education system. I remember asking what they do teach and she basically said culture.

I have a few well educated Thai friends who are far more capable than typical P4P girls, but even these well Thai educated people seem to have a screw loose in one area or another.

[SplitPersona]

At 5 pm all the tents were selling bottled beers and bottles of whiskey for their patrons blatantly.

Hooters open selling soft drinks.

Bar beers and gogo and street food vendors closed. Walking street depressing. Reminded of Tijuana Mexico during lock down.

Some places might open midnight.

I asked a beach road girl why there are plethora of huge Indian groups crowding the beach road (never seen any thing like this before). She said because discos closed. She had a point.

10,000 baht fine for establishment or individuals caught drinking on the streets.

Vendors surreptitiously selling beer on the street.

Massage parlors restaurants and dope joints open.

90 minutes to go.

[BPalacio]

Quick summary of a 1 month trip in which 1 and 1/2 weeks were spent in Pattaya.

In Pattaya stayed at the Holiday Inn Express. Would highly recommend, especially if you're a light sleeper. Soundproofed surprisingly well and everything was very modern and good condition. Bed was comfortable. Location was right on soi Buakhao right across the street from a TT exchange. To bring up guests, you both have to sign a waiver.

Soi Buakhao had a lot of talent. A lot of beautiful young Thai women screaming welcome. Also a few Africans walking around, or sitting at Treetown. Didn't pull any bar girls because not really the type that enjoys that scene. Mostly saw freelancers.

African girls all quoted 2000 baht ST to start. Usually fine haggling down if done with tact. Very few African girls around, maybe 10 ish. Of the 10, maybe 2-3 were bangable. Got with 2 of the 3. Both were Ugandans.

1. Offered 1500 to the first girl and she asked for Bolt fare so I upped to 1600. Beautiful spinner with an absolute amazing ass. Not the flabby shit typical of African girls and not flat as a board like most Thai spinners. Just beautiful Ugandan genetics on a early to mid 20's girl. She started off with a great uncovered blow and then put on the cover to ride cowgirl. Cowgirl was amazing. She was tight and going at it hard. Probably trying to pop me off quickly but I last a while. She didn't complain. Eventually lifted her and said it's time for doggy. Lasted about 15 minutes in cowgirl, but seeing that beautiful ass from behind, I popped in maybe 5 minutes. She cleaned up and I offered her water. Chatted a little bit and I told her about my preference for African girls because of their curves. Told her I wanted to go to Kenya for that reason and she said no, Kenyan girls don't know how to have a good time like Ugandans and Ugandans are more beautiful. Obvious bias there, but seeing her body, pretty compelling case. Sent her on her way. No problems and was pleasant enough. Not really GFE, but a nice girl who offered a pretty professional experience without being cold or a starfish. Would fuck again. OF NOTE: WAS ACTUALLY PERFECTLY ON TIME FOR OUR APPOINTMENT.

2. Another Ugandan girl. Accepted the 1500 counter offer without further haggling. Bigger girl than #1 and definitely not as nice of a body. Not the perfect slim with a shapely booty that was #1. More of a chubby girl with a biggish ass. Didn't ask her she but was older she than #1. Probably 30's. Uncovered blow. Didn't initiate cowgirl, so just flipped her to missionary. Not as tight as #1. Went a bit in missionary and was kind of losing integrity of my member because of lack of tightness. Asked to hit it from behind. Nice view, but again not like the perfect view of #1. Couldn't blow from fucking, so asked her to finish with her mouth and hands. She said sure but to tell her when I was going to pop. Pretty decent effort and I popped on her breasts. Offered water and chatted about nothing in particular and she went on her way. Meh experience, not sure if I'the repeat.

3. Early 20's Thai girl off TF. Spinner with what looked like a nice ass. Offered 1500, she countered 2000. Whatever, seemed like gals in their 20's were at a premium so I accepted. Set up an appointment. She was 30 minutes late. Didn't acknowledge it so I didn't say anything. Up we went. Clothes off, see pretty significant baby damage. Disappointed. Cock in her mouth, less disappointed. Going at it pretty fast and with good suction. Put on the rubber and go in missionary. She gets into it and is moaning and getting very wet. Flip her to doggy and go at it like a maniac. She's moaning even harder and gripping the bed sheet. Pop in doggy. Give her the 2000, she showers, see ya later. Not a bad experience, but probably wouldn't repeat especially since 1500 seems like the fair going rate. Finding out that the standard petite and slim sans ass build of Thai girls isn't really my thing.

4. Mid to late 20's thicker Thai girl off of TF. Asked her TF price and got 1500. Sure. Over 30 minutes late. Asked her if she's close because if not we'll just have to reschedule because I have somewhere to be. She arrived and apologizes for being late. Up we go. Great blow. Usually like the fast, porn star blow, but she went slow and sensual with great suction and tongue action. Put on the rubber and she initiated cowgirl. Started at a reasonable pace with some sensual grinding. She gets wetter and I pull her to my chest and start jackhammering. She loves it and is moaning. Pop. She's very bubbly and giggly. Would say fairly GFE. A little unimportant chitchat and she's off on her way. Nice experience and nice girl. A bit bigger than her pics on TF. Maybe would repeat, but there are better lookers out there.

5. Another mid to late 20's Thai girl off of TF. 1500ST. Over 30 minutes late. Notice the pattern? Nicely tanned girl with some beautiful curves. Amazing cocksucker. So much so that I didn't even bang her. Just almost 30 minutes of her going to work with her mouth. Had agreed to pop in her mouth during our chat on TF, and so I did. She kept going to make sure I was empty and then spit out the goods in the toilet. Another sweet and bubbly girl. Actually took her out to dinner after. Repeated several times during the trip.

6. Late 20's early 30's girl off TF. 1500ST. Late, but not excessively. Average blow and out on the rubber. Says we have to be quick because she has to be at work in the morning. Beautiful white body with chubby curves. Didn't want to cowgirl because she said too tired? Hit in missionary and then flipped doggy where I went hard, maybe partly out of frustration over the lack of cowgirl. Popped and gave her the 1500. On her way. Was nice, but a bit rushed. Was late in the night so I am inclined to believe her excuse. She was also fairly tired. Still probably wouldn't repeat because of the lazy performance considering the other options available.

*7. Slim girl with a nice ass off of TF. Braided hair and a profile pic at the 808 club. I'm absolutely a sucker for the ghetto look. Find it incredibly sexy. Offered 1500. Accepted but chat was very slow and to the point. Initially ask her to come over in an hour. Says she's a bit far so asked if she could make it in a 1 and 1/2? Sure, whatever. Have to mention this was also past midnight and the street scene slows heavily after 01:00 ish. Over 1 1/2 hours later I text her on LINE asking if she's close? Gets back to me 30 minutes later and says sorry, can't make it and can we reschedule? Heated because it was too late for other options and it was my last day in Pattaya. Contemplate telling her to go fuck herself, but thought better of it. Not a pleasant way to end a good trip in Pattaya.

All in all, it was a good experience. Went in mid February and it is PACKED now. I haven't kept up with the forum, but if there are any doom and gloom forecasters still around, suffice to say they're wrong. A recession and hyper inflation be damned, Pattaya is flooded with tourists once again. Shithead Russians, shithead Chinese and shithead Indians in massive crowds. Thai girls were sweethearts and 1500 is the ST going rate, at least for ST. Apologies for no intel for the bar scene but like I said, I am not a fan at all. Outside of an experience in Sosua, this was my first extended experience mongering. Thailand is as newbie friendly as it gets imo. A lot of people speak English, it's incredibly safe, it's fairly cheap and the infrastructure is top notch.

That being said, I think I would like to try an African country for my next misadventure. Everyone has different tastes, but my god, the African ladies have beautiful bodies. Just have these curves that you absolutely will not find in Thai girls. And the standard for beauty is different. Small, skinny, white and with no curves is the ideal profile for the Thai demographic. Not a big fan. Will put sometime into researching a good African mongering country for a newbie, but I realize it won't compare to Thailand in terms of everything else outside of girls. See'est la vie.

*I'm fairly young still (in my mid to late 30's) but I am a slow and boring type. Pattaya was an absolute great change of pace coming from hectic BKK. Absolutely hated BKK, but that's for another post.

[LittleBigMan]

All experts in education outside and even inside of Thailand those who aren't afraid to speak out all concluded reason " Government " schools in general NO CRITICAL THINKING TAUGHT! They are also the year in and year out of all the ASEAN countries English Last. The more you talk the faster you talk the more questions you ask they will be left behind. It isn't that they are stupid can't be stupid if there isn't anyone to teach them what they need to know. Aside from math and science they aren't taught very much and asking questions rising your hands or saying you don't understand can you explain it again isn't going to happen in a Government school it is a lost of face.

[Explorer8939]

I often schedule ladies to come to my condo at 13.00. Around 12.00, I will look them up on Messenger to see if they are awake yet. If not, I will look to see at what time Messenger went inactive. Many times, it will show that it went inactive around 7 am, which is when many boy karaoke bars close. So, the lady left her bar at 1 am, went to a boy karaoke bar, stuck around until her toy boy got off work, and then went to sleep. Which means she is not making it to my condo at 13.00.

Given that they often harass me to get a date, you would think they would go to bed earlier the night before, but most Thai ladies truly cannot control themselves around Thai boys.

[Explorer8939]

I think she's saying "Manama" the capital of Bahrain.

I think you are right.

She probably flew into Bahrain, was rejected, flew out on a round trip ticket, and then returned to Bahrain to try again.

[Mr Enternational]

The lady told me she went to a country that was 5 hours from Bahrain, but then said she had a 3 hour stopover somewhere.

She said her customers were Arabs, and she was given Thai food.

No chance she was in Panama, but merely someplace with a similar name.

How would she have even known which gate she was going to if she did not even know where she was going? Told you to stop getting them hoes drunk!

[Explorer8939]

I went to the newly opened Catflaps in Pratumnak yesterday. Its a Gentlemens Club, still not completely open yet. I went to get a BJ, but there were no curtains around the sofa. Supposedly, the curtains will be installed Real Soon Now.

Only 7 ladies, not many customers, and the customers were only interested in talking with the manager. The ladies mostly played telephone.

They have a sexy older mamasan. I have seen her type before, no reason for a 60 year old Farang to barfine her, but a 30 year would jump on her.

I went during the soft opening. Supposedly, more ladies will be coming later.

The question about Catflaps is whether the fairly elegant interior is enough to distinguish it from the dozen other GCs in the area.

[Explorer8939]

I have met Thai people in Peru and Panama. In Lima a Thai lady has a Thai restaurant in Lince on Bernardo Alcedo. I always stop in and ask her if she has my khana mu gob yet.

Yep. I have been to that restaurant.