Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Checked out some beer bars and walked around trying to find the big seafood place for dinner. Didn't find the one we were looking for, but found another one on second road around Soi 11 or so it was ok.

If you like seafood so much, you should check out the seafood market in Naklua during the day. You walk around and buy your fresh seafood, then you take it to one of the many stalls outside to cook up for you. Not as expensive as the restaurants in town.

[Banana Boi]

Back on the couches you get hustled for lady drinks - 180 to 250 baht depending on what she gets, and you can play with her tits and maybe pussy too. But only for about 10 minutes max and they are hustling you for another drink. 100 baht tip for playing with her parts and sent her on her way.

I don't recall any other gogo bar in Pattaya charging different rates for lady drinks other than coyotes are usually 50 baht less than "models" who are topless or nude. You mentioned you were upstairs so weren't all those "Models"?

I've also never heard a gogo bar in Pattaya charging 250 baht for a lady drink, especially not in budget conscious LK Metro. You should try some of the other high mileage gogo bars in Pattaya for prettier skanky girls because I was at Kink downstairs twice this week and it scared me when they lowered the stage and I had to even look at the "models" from upstairs.

You mentioned you were with a very experienced monger. Why didn't he tell you that you were being hustled having to buy drinks for girls every 10 minutes and that you needed to tip them 100 baht to touch them. Neither is true. I have NEVER had to tip a girl extra to feel them up. 3 to 4 drinks maximum per hour is the right pace to keep a girl there all night.

Marine Seafood is ok and inexpensive. Located on one of the side sois off Walking Street near Peppermint gogo. http://www.bangkok.com/pattaya/pattaya-top10s/top10-seafood-restaurants.htm

Not criticizing you I'm appreciative of some actual gogo bar reviews. Just trying to help you save some cash.

[Dive Monger]

Met up with wingmen. One very experienced monger and one newbie in full thrash. Checked out some beer bars and walked around trying to find the big seafood place for dinner. Didn't find the one we were looking for, but found another one on second road around Soi 11 or so it was ok. Headed to Kink in LK, second floor. Pretty wild full contact, acrobatics fully nude onstage, pussy eating at stage side if you are into that sort of public thing, etc. Back on the couches you get hustled for lady drinks - 180 to 250 baht depending on what she gets, and you can play with her tits and maybe pussy too. But only for about 10 minutes max and they are hustling you for another drink. 100 baht tip for playing with her parts and sent her on her way. Some big tits up there, but most of the girls are pretty chunky. Too zaftig for my tastes. My one beer plus 1 lady drink 330 baht. So. Expensive but fun for an occasional experience. There were some wild guys there throwing handfuls of 20's onto the stage to watch the bimbo scrum. About every half hour or so the stage drops down to the fully clothed first floor and all the girls do a sodtcore lesbian show for 10 minutes and then it rises back up for the naughty play upstairs. We went out of there after less than an hour in the interest of staying reasonably solvent, and headed out to the rest of LK to prowl for evening company.

To be continued.

[Dive Monger]

Ok guys, I figure this better write these as I go along since when I leave it to after I return home it seems it never gets written. So pardon brevity and spelling mistakes I'm doing this using my phone in a Soi 13 bar whilst the staff is cleaning the used rubbers and stained sheets in my room LOL.

Arrival.

After the usual airline fuckups I arrived 6 hours later than planned at the Poom and my driver was there as promised, I use tanstaxi.com always now due to the total reliability and excellent communications if things go awry, 1300 baht from the arrivals meeting point to my hotel door. A bit more than many pay but I like Tann. Recommended. Arrived in mid-morning.

Soi 6 on arrival.

Not wanting to waste a lot of valuable time, I headed to Soi 6 in early afternoon. I walked all the way there along Beach Road. Counted 8 providers available along the coconut bar but did not inquire as to terms. Only 2 were doable, all looked pretty rough. Walked up Soi 6 to 2nd Rd. Checking out the talent. 2:30 pm and all bars open with seemingly a full cadre of gash present and soliciting customers. Ended up having my interest piqued by some cuties and good music at Hot Chile bar, went in and ordered a beer. Sent the first one back then settled on a very cute quite young one, new on the scene.

Ahm was 20 yo, the kind of figure I like (150 cm 41 kg) but zero English. Google translate to the rescue. I made the decision for an LT correctly assuming I'll need time to warm this hottie up as I am in my mid- sixties. But first box to check on this trip was doing one that is one third my age or less. Mission accomplished.

Provider specs: the good.

Ahm couldn't have been cuter or a closer match to my physical preferences. Once warmed up back at my hotel she was a good fuck. As it was LT after 3 hour we had a second round.

Provider specs: the bad.

Turns out she had a baby 4 months earlier and needed to turn tricks to send money home for baby care. Shagging was good, but BBBJ was nearly nonexistent and anal was not an option. As always, when failing to do a proper pre-punting interview because of again thinking with the little head there was some service disappointment. Some baby damage but not too terrible. Clearly went to work before any serious breastfeeding as boobs were like a teenage virgin.

Provider specs: cost.

Fucking bar wanted 1000 barfine for LT, the mamasan there is a nasrty piece of work. But Ahm did the nasty for 1500 LT, small tip and taxi money, all in ended up being 3000. Too expensive, but I am a fat old ugly bastard and she was a young doll, so in the end I am still a happy camper.

Provider specs: rating.

Body: 8/10 (base 9. 5 but deduction for baby damage).

Face: 9/10 (I am a sucker for full lips and dimples).

BBBJ: 1/10.

DFK: 2/10.

Anal: 0/10.

Fuckmg: 7/10 (multiple positions, good effort).

COF: 0/10.

CIM: 0/10.

Overall: as expected. No rush none of this "hurry up and come" bullshit.

Would repeat: probably not, too many other fish in the sea.

Sent her back, and got ready to meet wingmen and head out to dinner.

To be continued.

[Banana Boi]

Nice work, Horndog. Now that's how it's done guys. There is absolutely no need to pay barfines in gogo bars. Just arrange for the girl to come by after her date with a guy who has paid her barfine already or arrange for before/after work or her free day. There is no need to pay 2000 baht barfines at gogo bars. Arrangements always made to see gogo girls on their free time.

Re. Soapies, best to go earlier around 5 or 6 pm. Most girls already there. Leave it as a day time activity keeping nights free for gogo bars or your favorite beer bar.

[HornDog 3]

I got in late last night. Took a walk over to Kink Agogo. Bought a drink and watched the ladies for awhile. It was nice to no be bothered for lady drinks. I did pull a girl of off the stage. Her name was Kim. Very nice girl. Told me that she was been dancing for 1 week. (yea right) said she was a beer bar girl before. Anyway, I had a few drinks with her and played touchy feely. Got her LINE ID. Called her this morning and she is coming over at 2:00 pm. I left there and was walking back to my room and an older but very attractive massage girl at Privi massage talked me into a foot massage.

I did not get her name. (stupid shit) while she was doing the massage. There was a cute girl massaging a guy in the next row. She kept on loooking and smiling at me. When she was done with the guy she cam over by me and started to talk with me. She asked if I wanted a manicure. I said yes. Now one would think the she would have gotten a chair and sit next to me to trim my nails. But instead she sat on the arm of the chair and provided to place my have between her legs so she massage my upper arm. When the other lady started massaging my legs, Sunny, then cute one started to massage my inner thighs and brush my balls and cock. The older girl said I should take Sunny to my room. I said later. I paid 200 for the foot massage and 200 for the manicure. Tipped both girls and as I was sitting out side Sunny gave me a piece of paper with her number. I called when I got back to my room. She is coming to my room at 5:00 pm.

Now what to do for dinner tonight. Then later maybe hit up a soapy.

[Mr Enternational]

When I arrived at the airport yesterday morning I went downstairs as usual to see what time the bus was leaving. It would be over an hour. Fuck that. I took the elevator to the 4th floor and went outside to the taxis. First guy I talked to, asked him how much to Pattaya. He said how much you pay? I said 900. He said let's go. He started the meter.

I told him that I knew the tolls were 60 baht. He said they were now 105 baht. I didn't check or anything. I just ended up handing him 1100 baht when it was time to pay the tolls. He stopped off later at a gas station.

When we arrived at my place, the meter read 1137 baht for 1 hour 42 minutes and 125km.

[XXL]

Between my first visit in Nov'17 and right now I see no difference in quality or quantity of girls on Soi6...

I visit early, no later than 4 pm. Hence perhaps different experiences.

[Josh Dales]

As I was saying, just be normal.

In December me and my brother were walking down Second Road. Some chicks were sitting out front of a massage parlor. As we passed, I saw one I liked and stopped to talk to her. We exchanged info. I did not get to see her before I left. I had spoken to her once in the 2 months that I have been gone. In that conversation she told me that she is 23 years old. I am 46.

I arrived yesterday and popped into her massage shop to see her. She said she thought I was full of it. Somehow it got to the subject of me cleaning my room or looking for someone to clean it since it gets really dirty when I am not here. She asked how much I pay and I told her 500. She said she would come do it at 6 when she got off.

One chick did my nails and she gave me a head and shoulders massage. I ended up falling asleep during the massage and she just left me to sleep. I woke up at 6:30 pm. She said she had to run and do some shopping and would come to my room in 40 minutes..

The last line, treat people as normal people, works more often than not in 3rd /2nd world countries. Don't be trigger happy.

[Mr Enternational]

Best way to ask a "normal girl" (7-11, coffee house, etc) worker if they do ST or LT without offending them? I see her often on Holiday so don't want to make it weird if she don't.

As I was saying, just be normal.

In December me and my brother were walking down Second Road. Some chicks were sitting out front of a massage parlor. As we passed, I saw one I liked and stopped to talk to her. We exchanged info. I did not get to see her before I left. I had spoken to her once in the 2 months that I have been gone. In that conversation she told me that she is 23 years old. I am 46.

I arrived yesterday and popped into her massage shop to see her. She said she thought I was full of it. Somehow it got to the subject of me cleaning my room or looking for someone to clean it since it gets really dirty when I am not here. She asked how much I pay and I told her 500. She said she would come do it at 6 when she got off.

One chick did my nails and she gave me a head and shoulders massage. I ended up falling asleep during the massage and she just left me to sleep. I woke up at 6:30 pm. She said she had to run and do some shopping and would come to my room in 40 minutes.

I know that 40 minutes will turn into 40 days with chicks, so I did some running around then went to eat to burn up time. I still had not heard from her, so I went home and started spring cleaning my own damn room. She called and said she is sorry that she is running late but would be on the way now. I said shit, I am almost finished cleaning now. She asked if I still wanted her to come now or tomorrow instead. I said still come now.

I put on the movie Crazy Rich Asians for her while I finished cleaning. It was 33 degrees in my room. I finished and turned on the a/c and went to take a shower. I came out and told her to go take a shower. She said that she would take one when she got to her room. I said no go take one now since you are laying in my clean bed.

She came out with a towel on and was playing that shy role. She said she was scared because she had never been with a Black guy. We had a great time fucking and after she told me that if she is ever to busy to come over then fell free to take another girl.

We fell asleep and she woke me up at 1:30 am to take her to her room in Naklua. She had told me how good her room was and that it was new for 4500 baht per month, same as mine. She said it just didn't have a/c but she does not like a/c anyway. So when we got there I came in to check it out. We talked a lot and she ended up feeding me chocolate and fruit. I finally left at 3 am because she had to drive to her aunt's house in Sattahip.

ZERO baht. That is why you treat people as normal people instead of trying to make everyone out to be hookers.

[LoneWolff]

Between my first visit in Nov'17 and right now I see no difference in quality or quantity of girls on Soi6.

The place has enough girls to find one that would suit your preference. But it takes patience and walking back and forth multiple times. Also all girls don't prefer to sit outside during the hot afternoon hours so the girl that might turn you on is not necessarily sitting outside.

[XXL]

This depends on what time of the year you go. There's more girls in Pattaya from November to about March whereas Bangkok has solid amount year round. ...

Uhm. Soi 6 in Pattaya was dead in December and January compared to right now. Don't know If the good times will go on into March.

[Josh Dales]

For Americans: See Bangkok as Thailands New York, and Pattaya as LOS Angeles, and Phuket would then be Miami.

For Europeans: See Bangkok as Berlin / Amsterdam and Pattaya as Cannes / Hamburg, and Phuket would then be Barcelona.

For South Americans (why the fck anyone from SA would visit Asia beats me) See Bangkok as Bogota / Lima, and Pattaya as Rio, and Phuket would be Cartagena.

IMHO, I think that is a good way to see the difference, cheers JD.

P.S: don't even think about Betong, you will be lost, you will feel you are missing out. You 100% will do miss out. (No Country for old men / Rookies).

The difference of BKK vs Pattaya? This depends on what time of the year you go. There's more girls in Pattaya from November to about March whereas Bangkok has solid amount year round. This isn't to say Pattaya is a ghost town because it's still worth visiting. A ride to Pattaya is 1000 to 1500 b / trip. It's cheaper to holiday there though the gogo's have reached Bangkok prices. Pattaya is great if the preference is a more laid back trip and without much of the noise of the city. Bangkok is great if the preference is restaurants, roof bars, and being in a city.

[Dive Monger]

Just arrived in Pattaya for a few days of fun. PM me if you are here and would like to meet up.

[Breadman]

Been having a very good success rate getting LINE ID's from Thai Friendly, seems the best time to ask is right before your trip. But it is hit and miss, many girls don't respond but those that do give their LINE ID's are usually freelancers. You can also tell by some girls Thai Friendly ID that it might be their LINE ID as well and do a quick search. Works OK if they are freelancers but got a few regular girls who did get a bit upset when asked if they were free for sex.