Pattaya Reports

[FL Hawk]

Asian men want girls who look like Kpop, Jpop, or JAV models ie. Those with nose jobs and cutesy like at Baccara. They aren't easy to find outside a gogo bar or a Thai bar off the beaten track imo. Farang prefer the traditional Thai look like at Windmill, Sapphire, iBar, and the LK Metro bars. Unfortunately, I have the tastes of Japanese / Korean. Wish it were different.

We are brothers. I would pay a few 10 Kbaht to have a Rin Momaka. OMG.

[FL Hawk]

I am an experienced monger who has been with many, many hookers and I would not touch a single hooker from beach road no matter if she looked like some really attractive celebrity that you like. There are ample ladies around Pattaya who do not carry the same risks. If any decent young or old chaps are reading this. Save yourself the potential disaster and get girls from reputable venues. It is only a few bucks, which is nothing in the scheme of things.

Don't automatically eliminate all BR girls. I met one back in 2016 who was quite sophisticated and well into middle class. She had great English, was very clean, well dressed and well mannered. I took her to lunch and had a delightful time with her. She claimed that she needed fast cash to fund a medical procedure for her son, and was in town for the weekend to get that cash. She was very pretty and appreciative of my donation. Did she really have a sick kid? Beats me, but she was not what we would consider a typical BR girl. But, yeah, on average, BR girls should probably be avoided, but every once in a while you find a girl who is there needing emergency cash and they will give a near GFE, as that is all they know how to give.

[Banana Boi]

If you have gone with May from Sapphire. Consider yourself lucky because she's probably one of the hottest girls in Pattaya. Sapphire is mainly a Farang bar. She rarely works because she makes her quota of 45 drinks in 2 days.

Tells you how little alcohol sapphire puts into their drinks if a girl can drink 22.5 drinks per day.

[SlowAndEasy]

Forgive me due to this being way off topic but couldn't really find a good answer elsewhere on internet. Needing some FAST relief from a cold that's kicking my arse and slowly getting worse. What would be the best plan? Just go straight to pharmacy or would going to a clinic be the better route? I realize some pharmacies no good and know of the good ones with good meds. Just don't know if going to clinic would be a waste of valuable time if they just going to send you to pharmacy.

The cigarette smoke is what kills me. I usually carry Tylenol Cold and Flu (night and day pack) and sucrets extra strength for the cough and sore throat.

That usually keeps me going.

[MonkeyPaw]

Perhaps. But I can't say I have observed Asian men escorting the best looking Thai bargirls or Freelancers by any world standard around either Pattaya or Bangkok. Not even on par with the pics of girls self-identified Asians here have posted as prime examples of their gamesmanship. So I would say judging who would take the most impressive photo is a very different challenge than judging who would be the best partner in bed tonight. Just like it is for Westerners.

And the fact that I see more Asian men choosing blatantly obvious Ladyboys to take to their room than any other ethnic group draws into serious question their standards for assessing female beauty of any race anyway.

When I make a statement like that it's more of a generalization. Western Caucasians are better judges of what counts as beauty for Western Caucasians. Asians are the same. Beauty is the best judge for beauty. There are always exceptions. I've seen Asian guys holding hands with the funkiest looking girls and so have White, Indian, Blacks as well. Because IMHO, they think that's the best they can get. They can only get the girl they feel "likes" them. But never confuse your own "preferences" with what is generally consider "better traits" by the majority of the world.

You see these traits in beauty pageants like Miss Universe. Google Miss Japan, Miss China, or Miss Vietnam. These Asian girls are the standard for those countries, not the GoGo bar girls you see. I try to find girls closest with as many the desirable assets in pageants. Here are the list of traits that most consider a must for beauty. If you don't agree with them, you are just stating your preference and opinion. This list was complied by buddy who is a plastic surgeon and come from the opinions of women themselves. It's what is used to judge pageants. So next time you look at a girl, look closely to see what she has done to her body to resemble these traits. And besides my taste in girls have been complemented by both Whites and Asians. I think I would know. Beauty can judge Beauty easily.

One more for you. If you have gone with May from Sapphire. Consider yourself lucky because she's probably one of the hottest girls in Pattaya. Sapphire is mainly a Farang bar. She rarely works because she makes her quota of 45 drinks in 2 days. I was lucky to have banged her. She was an excellent lay in bed. Some Japanese and Korean guys don't find her attractive. I do and I think most guys as well.

I've also included a pic of my friend. I call him Satan's Little Helper. We went out to eat and he thinks these Asian waitresses were the hottest girls alive in the world. To me, they are average to below average. Many of the items on my list are missing when looking at his girls. Feel free to disagree, but once again we are talking about majority opinion here. If you disagree with anything on this list, as least make a good argument to why the rest of the world is wrong.

Long natural hair.

High cheek bones.

Slim and healthy.

Boobs that are firm, natural looking, bigger than average.

Colored eyes.

Round ass with and undercut.

Lighter skin.

Straight teeth.

Legs longer than torso of body.

Feet average to small size.

Nose, eyes, ears proportional to face and head.

Head proportional to body.

Long natural eyelashes.

Eyebrows non bushy.

No facial hair.

Nose not wide with a visible bridge.

Lips with double arch at the top and not to thick or thin.

Height average or above.

Flat stomach.

No scars on the body.

Minimal tattoos (classy if there are).

No underarm hair.

No leg hair.

Minimal body hair or not visible.

Trimmed pussy, can be bare around lips.

Youthful appearance.

Soft voice.

[Mr Enternational]

Where I'm wrong? You talking about paying 1500 baht for only BJ with a TF girl, not a great deal IMO.

LOL. He could have gone to Lo or Bliss for 700, got 3 hours massage from a 100 baht place, and had 500 baht left over without having to soften anybody up.

[Mr Enternational]

Go to the hospital and get an injection if you want the fastest way to get better. Might cost you $100 USD if you have no travel insurance.

You can go to a clinic, see the doctor, get the same injection and 5 days of medicine for 400 baht.

[Christian G]

You're wrong. I got a 3 hour massage + rimming and BJ for 1500. Very nice it was too. I had softened her up on TF first though.

Where I'm wrong? You talking about paying 1500 baht for only BJ with a TF girl, not a great deal IMO.

[Goatscrot]

in just 10 days, she will get a 10,000-12,000 baht salary. Models generally get 12-16,000 baht per 10 days depending on which bar.

Ah yes, the old agency gal game. 10 day contracts, many for 11 k with 1 k going to the agent. Agents are making out like bandits. If you are running 100 gals, that's 300 k a month. Was the undoing of the gogo scene if you ask me. 30 - 48 k per dancer. Amazing when you consider what degreed experienced professionals make here. Exactly why BFs have skyrocketed in price in BKK and Pattaya. And I would add why attitudes have gotten worse. When the gals were making 10-15 per month they actually had to make more than their salary. Now, 30 k and some drinks and she can make a living. No real need to go with customers. Don't blame them. But sorry, it's not good for the punter; be he Western or Asian. All it's done is raise prices, decrease service level and fun. Fun; remember that? It was lots of fun before the "Arab" bought Midnight and the other bars and implemented "Coyotes" which led in turn to agencies.

[Mogwai]

Go find the darkest and filthiest alley near Third Road after midnight. Your 2000 baht budget will get you plenty of action. They might not have teeth, hair, or even be human. But at least it's something to poke on at night.

I can easily find really nice girls in Pattaya for about 1000-1500 baht a day on average. I guess you live in your own (rich) world and don't know anything about normal life.

You just made a few normal posts but with this one you've messed up again.

[LittleBigMan]

Thanks for the replies. You too bdonkadonk. Got a few pms. Was worried I would of got heckled for post. But at this point I'd like to save my last few days from being thrown away.

Symptoms are runny nose that's starting to tighten up. Really unusual green color. Drainage down back of throat. I've been coughing stuff up but it too is starting to get tight. Sore throat and glands.

I feel like I could fight through it for 4 more days until I leave. Rather not lose a day or have to not drink. One monger sent me message saying high doses of vit see. This seems like the best route without losing a day of the trip?

Those are some of the symptoms I get, you got a infection the green stuff tightens up as you noted, is when I start taking the Augclavs 1000, a antibotics take until finished Facino, it is 300 baht for 10-12 tablets, that will help with the glands after a day or so, to help with the throat I usually put a piece of chocolate also as noted you get some antihistamine which will help with the runny nose. The runny nose is a killer when you are doing mish and all of a sudden you got a big drip that is not the way you want to cum on her? As you know it isn't rocket science once you got it not a lot you can do to get rid of it right away it takes time.

I don't use the doctors or hospital here just tired of all the bullshit they feed you unless I have to and so far so good except for a few accidents. I'm lucky since I have medical people in my family who I can call or email as to what to do? Today, when I travel to the States I keep specific medication as I noted above to the States in case and also have on hand here in Thailand for me and the family. We go from simple aspirin, acetaminophen, day or night cold or flu medication, not use often try the natural route but when one of these pills takes care of aches, fever, sore throat, nasal congestion and cough sneezing and runny nose. They have nothing like this as I know in Thailand, it is like gold here, one tablets knocks you out for a good night sleep next morning usual like new. I got a few girls I've felt sorry for and given them a tablet, after they love you long time gets them to think you care?

Good luck.

[Haven123]

Thanks for the replies. You too bdonkadonk. Got a few pms. Was worried I would of got heckled for post. But at this point I'd like to save my last few days from being thrown away.

Symptoms are runny nose that's starting to tighten up. Really unusual green color. Drainage down back of throat. I've been coughing stuff up but it too is starting to get tight. Sore throat and glands.

I feel like I could fight through it for 4 more days until I leave. Rather not lose a day or have to not drink. One monger sent me message saying high doses of vit see. This seems like the best route without losing a day of the trip?

IMO you have a sinus infection. Sinusitis. It is bacterial. Amoxicillin or Cipro (broad spectrum antibiotic) for 10 days, twice a day. Have you been much at Insomnia? I got this last time for one of the discos. Poor ventilation, very crowded, too many smokers, many people from many countries who have been on flights with many people from many countries. Cauldron of swarming bacteria looking for a good host! LOL You might be like me, susceptible to sinus infections in last 10 years due to narrow sinuses above the forehead limiting normal drainage. Bacteria seem to have a wonderful field day and hitch up residence with such human hosts and quickly multiply into the millions. You need antibiotics. Vitamin C won't cut it once the mucus is as you describe.

[Banana Boi]

Appreciate the information! I got it and thought I replied but maybe not. Went and checked out many of banana boi's list last night. Didn't make it to the Indian place. Must say what's up stood out. Seen the sexiest lady I've seen in Thailand. Only to miss her by minutes due to long time barfine. Too slow. Going back early tonight. I will be putting together a report soon.

FYI What's Up doesn't open until 9 pm I believe so don't get there too early! I think Imagine upstairs opens at 9:30 pm. Closing times are 4:30 am and 5 am, respectively, but I'd hate to see what's remaining that late. I was at What's Up again last night. It was a bit quiet IMHO.

[Bdonkadonk]

Thanks for the replies. You too bdonkadonk. Got a few pms. Was worried I would of got heckled for post. But at this point I'd like to save my last few days from being thrown away.

No, of course you shouldn't be heckled because you're asking for advise of how to get well from being sick. And it is not so much off topic either, since being well is fundamental for a happy mongering. You got a few answers with advice and I hope that something will work out for you, to get well soon!

[Banana Boi]

Go to the hospital and get an injection if you want the fastest way to get better. Might cost you $100 USD if you have no travel insurance. Just a guess. As LBM says, providing us with your symptoms would be helpful. I've been knocked out twice for over a week since I have lived here.

edit - given your symptoms try an amoxicillin like Amoksiklav. For coughing, Terbrosin can suppress that. Talk to the pharmacist. I trust the one at LK Residence on Soi Diana. Also, the big green signed pharmacies, one on Soi Diana beside LK Metro and one on 2nd Road near Soi Honey / Pattaya Night Market.