Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I left Nightwish's crib and decided I may want to get some company for the night. I pulled my bike to the side of Third Road and started hitting up chicks. It was already 9:30 and curfew is at 10. First chick said she had to get up early. Second chick said she was on her period. Every other chick did not answer right away. I went to Soi Buakow to look for a mango pancake. Pulled over again to answer some messages. At the same time a ladyboy was walking by and asked if I wanted a blowjob. No thanks. Boom boom? No thanks. I am just here sending messages. No pancakes in sight. I get some fruit instead. 9:45. I better get my ass home.

Riding down my soi and I pass 7-Eleven and glance over. Motherfucker! I make a u-turn and pull into the parking lot where a chick is on her motorbike getting food from a lady. "Why you keep bullshitting?" are the words than come out of my mouth. She asks do you know me? I said kind of and said her name. We met on Thai Friendly or Tinder last month. Hell, you just looked at me on Thai Friendly yesterday. When we talked last month you said I was not going to give you enough money. She asked how much were you going to give me. I said 1200. She asked if I wanted her to go with me now. I said hell yes. She said how much you give me. I said 1000. (I don't negotiate up; I negotiate down. So you better jump on that first offer.) She said all night 1500. I said nope, 1000! She said why you so cheap? Then said okay let me take this food home and we can go.

I followed her to her place. Soi Full Love Inn. Walking distance from my place and the same rooms that I know a couple of other chicks. She went in and put her stuff up and came back and followed me to my place. When she walked through the door out comes the same exact question as every other chick. How you can stay here a long time. I said because I am rich. She said well why you Cheap Charlie and not give me more? Uhhh. That is how I stay rich. LOL.

Great chick. Turns out she is from Laos. I showed her pictures of another girl that I know that lives where she lives and she said that she knows her. She said her nose implant came out and she went back to her village. I knew she had a little gash on the tip of her nose, but I did not know it was because of an implant. I guess the shit eventually fell out of that gash. (The next day I sent the implant chick a message, but like most other chicks, when they go back home you will not get an answer. I don't know if they delete the Pattaya Line account or what the fuck goes on. Just enjoy them while you have them is my advice.)

Anyway the girl turned out to be a total GFE and a nice and funny chick to boot. Not to mention that we fucked like rabbits. We wore each other the hell out. She got up to leave about 11 am. I told her whenever she doesn't have a customer feel free to hit me up. I told her to take my Line. She asked if I already had her Line. I said I deleted that shit when you thought you were too good to take 1200 baht. I have never seen a turtle with speed or a bich that I need.

So she put my Line in her phone and she said oh that is you? And just like so many other chicks, non-pro and pro alike, "You look so much better in person. " Shit to me I think I look the same. But if so many different people are saying it then it must have some merit.

Today there ended up being a reason for everything. The first chick in Jomtien had issues. Then I did not want to sleep on the NightWish chick's boxspring and for some reason did not want her to come stay in my room. Then all the chicks I tried to contact to come over and stay had conflicts or did not answer. Who would have thought that I would run into a grand prize 200 meters from my place and 5 minutes before curfew. The monger god may not come when you want, but he is ALWAYS on time. Won't he Do It?

[MeatMan]

I've seen videos about low life millennial backpackers who beg their way across Asia. Almost exclusively millenials from north america and Europe. Don't judge the rest of us accordingly. Most of us have a sense of pride and fairplay.

They're fucking bums. I swear, If I ever run into some college-aged tourists chasing me down to buy some damn jewelry or whatever they're selling, I will flip my fucking noodle. And I'm already a freaking nutcase!

[BodyAnybody]

What a shame is the only thing that occurs to me. This shows some expats here have really touched bottom.

I've seen videos about low life millennial backpackers who beg their way across Asia. Almost exclusively millenials from north america and Europe. Don't judge the rest of us accordingly. Most of us have a sense of pride and fairplay.

[XXL]

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P.S. : Saw some foreigners taking advantage of the free food handed out to the needy on the beach today. Not sure about how it has come to being in a foreign country on vacation and now taking free food from the locals. I wonder what their story is and how they got to be this desperate? Or are they even really in need?

What a shame is the only thing that occurs to me. This shows some expats here have really touched bottom.

[NaniNaresh]

Brother, What Happening in Thailand, Is There corona?. What about positive cases?

Country Lock down?

Mongering going?

Met a beautiful chick on Thai Friendly 2 days ago. She had been married twice. Once to a Thai guy and once to an Arab guy. Broke up with the Arab guy because he did not want to take care of her family? I do not ever think I will understand this way of thinking. Marry me so you can take care if us. I asked if the Thai guy took care of her family and she said yes, but he was a butterfly. Well you can't have it all bih. Choose your battles. IMO the person paying to take care of someone should have free roam. You have no right to keep that bank account on a leash tied up in the back yard.

She asked if I wanted to meet the next day about 5 or 6 and I said sure. She is a taxi driver and massager. She has like a big unmarked mini van. I asked her how much to go to the airport and she said 1200. She contacted me about 3:30 asking if I still wanted to meet up and I said sure.

She asked if 6 or 7 would be fine. I told her 6 is better because of the curfew. This is where things started to get hairy and I started to believe she was retarded. I asked where should I meet her and she kept saying Jomtien. I said okay what place. She never would answer. She started sending pictures that looked like she was driving. I said send the location of the place that I am supposed to meet you. She kept saying Jomtien. You do not know Jomtien? Yes and I know Chiang Mai too, but someone only telling me to meet them in Chiang Mai is not telling me much.

She sends pictures of some place like I am supposed to say oh yeah there. I know where that is. After pulling teeth I finally get her to click the location button. It is on 2nd Road. I get to the location and there is no her in sight. I send a picture of the place, a subdivision, and ask if that is where she is and she says no.

She sends a picture of View Talay 8. I know where that is on Beach Road. I drive over there and no her in sight. I do a video call and she is out exercising. What the fuck. She says she will be where I am in 2 minutes. She is not there in 5 minutes so I video call again. She says she is coming. What the fuck. Finally I send her a nastygram saying I did not appreciate her wasting my time. She responded saying she was across the street looking at me and she thought I saw her too. Well who the fuck does that?

Wouldn't a sane person walk up and say Hello, instead of starring from afar assuming the person sees them? Especially when everybody has masks on these days! I told her if she wanted to see me next time she would have to come where I am. I am not playing this cat and mouse shit anymore. If you are supposed to meet someone then you stay at the meeting spot until they arrive. You don't just give a general location of where you will be exercising and believe they will find you out 2000 people in 10 sqkms.

So I headed to another chick's place. She is some cashier or some bullshit at the Nightwish group on Soi 6. We were on the bed fooling around and she kept saying how hungry she was. Her bed was like the box spring part we have in the USA. Why the hell is some Thai people's bed like that? She said she asked the people to replace it when she moved in, but they told her she could buy one herself if she wanted.

I was definitely not sleeping over on that. She asked if I wanted her to come stay at my place. I told her no thanks. At 9 pm I told her to order herself some Grab from my phone. I had never used it before and she could show me how. She said she did not want me paying for it for her. I insisted. So she ordered 185 baht worth of that street bbq on a stick. I gave her 200 baht to pay for it when the guy arrived. She lives on the 4th floor with no elevator so no way I was about to walk down there and pay and walk back up. It was close to curfew anyway so I decided to head home.

[LittleBigMan]

Funny post # 29659, the guy got #1 post and it got deleted curious?

[MonkeyPaw]

They say the reservoir is down to 5% now so water rationing will begin. Areas will have water ever other day and nobody will have water from 10 pm to 5 am everyday. First no alcohol, amd now no water! Plan accordingly. Here is the list:

https://pattayaone.news/water-servic...ere-are-dates/

That sucks for Pattaya. Weird shit like that doesn't affect me. Where I stay, we have running hot / cold water everyday 24-7 because of reserve tanks and no worries, especially since there is only 10% occupancy. Maybe this whole "lucky ducky". "unicorn" thing suits me well. Here we are end of days, and I'm here in Pattaya still playing holiday and vacation mode. No tourist visa, no retirement visa, no business visa. Just a 30 days expired stamp, plus an extra 30 days extension until April 30th without having to pay the 1900 baht, plus 3 letters from 3 different Embassies to extend my stay even more if it comes to that. Got to experience the final days of Soi Cowboy, Nana, and Walking Street Go Go bars before closure. And now finally doing the Beach Road, Soi Buakhao, and TF hunting grounds. Something I rarely did way back then, but hell, it's still spreading the wealth and charity. Pretty much spend my days walking and exercising on the beach, cooking my own food and sharing it with the girls, and combing for gems to get my 45 minutes of cardio and "sexercise" each night. Once in awhile, I call up a few bar girls and have my own personal Go Go bar in the room with music, lights, and party favors. I guess those who were questioning my bravery to travel during Covid-19, wouldn't mind trading places now, even in a city locked down. It's nice to get a 1000 baht piece of ass from a chick who used to run 3000 baht ST, plus 1000 barfine, plus drinks and tip. And speaking of ass, definitely the "BEST" ass on Soi 6 is now working ThaiFriendly. Enjoy!

P.S. : Saw some foreigners taking advantage of the free food handed out to the needy on the beach today. Not sure about how it has come to being in a foreign country on vacation and now taking free food from the locals. I wonder what their story is and how they got to be this desperate? Or are they even really in need?

[Paolo99]

Got a ST offer of 1500 baht from one of the two girls (she had fake tits) working a juice and smoothly stand in Tree Town towards the back. Instead grabbed a different gem for 1000 tipped 500, and afterwards convinced her to apply her trade on TF so she can better screen her choices.

Good to see you back here MonkeyPaw.

It looks like you found a nice piece of ass that night.

You're lucky to find yourself stuck in your favorite place during these hard times, enjoy and keep your pics coming.

[Mr Enternational]

Met a beautiful chick on Thai Friendly 2 days ago. She had been married twice. Once to a Thai guy and once to an Arab guy. Broke up with the Arab guy because he did not want to take care of her family? I do not ever think I will understand this way of thinking. Marry me so you can take care if us. I asked if the Thai guy took care of her family and she said yes, but he was a butterfly. Well you can't have it all bih. Choose your battles. IMO the person paying to take care of someone should have free roam. You have no right to keep that bank account on a leash tied up in the back yard.

She asked if I wanted to meet the next day about 5 or 6 and I said sure. She is a taxi driver and massager. She has like a big unmarked mini van. I asked her how much to go to the airport and she said 1200. She contacted me about 3:30 asking if I still wanted to meet up and I said sure.

She asked if 6 or 7 would be fine. I told her 6 is better because of the curfew. This is where things started to get hairy and I started to believe she was retarded. I asked where should I meet her and she kept saying Jomtien. I said okay what place. She never would answer. She started sending pictures that looked like she was driving. I said send the location of the place that I am supposed to meet you. She kept saying Jomtien. You do not know Jomtien? Yes and I know Chiang Mai too, but someone only telling me to meet them in Chiang Mai is not telling me much.

She sends pictures of some place like I am supposed to say oh yeah there. I know where that is. After pulling teeth I finally get her to click the location button. It is on 2nd Road. I get to the location and there is no her in sight. I send a picture of the place, a subdivision, and ask if that is where she is and she says no.

She sends a picture of View Talay 8. I know where that is on Beach Road. I drive over there and no her in sight. I do a video call and she is out exercising. What the fuck. She says she will be where I am in 2 minutes. She is not there in 5 minutes so I video call again. She says she is coming. What the fuck. Finally I send her a nastygram saying I did not appreciate her wasting my time. She responded saying she was across the street looking at me and she thought I saw her too. Well who the fuck does that?

Wouldn't a sane person walk up and say Hello, instead of starring from afar assuming the person sees them? Especially when everybody has masks on these days! I told her if she wanted to see me next time she would have to come where I am. I am not playing this cat and mouse shit anymore. If you are supposed to meet someone then you stay at the meeting spot until they arrive. You don't just give a general location of where you will be exercising and believe they will find you out 2000 people in 10 sqkms.

So I headed to another chick's place. She is some cashier or some bullshit at the Nightwish group on Soi 6. We were on the bed fooling around and she kept saying how hungry she was. Her bed was like the box spring part we have in the USA. Why the hell is some Thai people's bed like that? She said she asked the people to replace it when she moved in, but they told her she could buy one herself if she wanted.

I was definitely not sleeping over on that. She asked if I wanted her to come stay at my place. I told her no thanks. At 9 pm I told her to order herself some Grab from my phone. I had never used it before and she could show me how. She said she did not want me paying for it for her. I insisted. So she ordered 185 baht worth of that street bbq on a stick. I gave her 200 baht to pay for it when the guy arrived. She lives on the 4th floor with no elevator so no way I was about to walk down there and pay and walk back up. It was close to curfew anyway so I decided to head home.

[LittleBigMan]

WION TV did a pretty good job on this. Pure racism at its finest. Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8FDb8epSI

Thanks for the video, I being a Chinese American also have family and a few friends who are also Chinese American working and stuck now in China their part-time job is basically to play tour guide for former NBA Players, executives for the league at times for companies like Nike etc. We rarely ever speak Online or phone about our views since they know their conversations are being tracked even before this Virus Chinese American at times were treated like Traitors a good friend after the NBA Houston Rockets GM comments was leaving after the World Cup Immigration had the officer toss his passport on the floor.

Sure there are ignorant brainwashed people everywhere Chinese aren't any different and although I'm Chinese American I'm no big fan of the Chinese leaders nor am I of the Thai leaders they come from the same can of worms. It is no surprise that such treatment exists now with blacks I wonder if Chairman Bron was in China what he would think?

[Roji Nakamitsu]

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[GettingFedUp]

... make out the Condo

It's Northshore Condo on Beach Road Soi 5. Perhaps the owner of the 960 sqm condo which is on the market for THB 200 million didn't like the new restriction and so is looking to sell?

[MeatMan]

My opinion as I stated is the government leaders believe the spread of the Virus only comes from foreigners. They are just as racist as the Chinese who for example now in China think all blacks and foreigners are the reason the Virus continues signs saying no blacks in McDonalds while the leader denied is it any surprise.

WION TV did a pretty good job on this. Pure racism at its finest. Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8FDb8epSI

[LittleBigMan]

I don't get it. What do they suspect people are rushing on this side to do that they are so anxious to close it off? There is nothing open except Big C. And out of all the streets on the list, mine and several others were not named. I guess you are free to come and go through those, just not the bigger ones.

My opinion as I stated is the government leaders believe the spread of the Virus only comes from foreigners. They are just as racist as the Chinese who for example now in China think all blacks and foreigners are the reason the Virus continues signs saying no blacks in McDonalds while the leader denied is it any surprise.

The separation is to keep you guys inside so it doesn't spread to the Darkside, but they are so out of touch with reality that so many from the Darkside work inside Pattaya and can easily get infected if true and bring it back home. The Thai leaders thinking are in the Dark ages! Actually unless you go to the Darkside a lot it should have no affect on you guys in town you pretty much can go anywhere just not cross Sukhumvit to the Darkside. It hurts guys like me because there are more options for food etc. Right now I can't visit any of the Homepros or big Shopping places like Big see, Lotus, Makro. If I want Taco, I park my bike on the Darkside and run across the road to Welcome Town.

[LittleBigMan]

They say the reservoir is down to 5% now so water rationing will begin. Areas will have water ever other day and nobody will have water from 10 pm to 5 am everyday. First no alcohol, amd now no water! Plan accordingly. Here is the list:

https://pattayaone.news/water-servic...ere-are-dates/

If they are doing what they been doing on the Darkside there are days it is completely shut off then there are days that it is a slow drip enough if you put a garbage can and leave the tap on it will fill up this is a practice most locals use this method, of course, is called scoop and doop. There might not be enough water pressure to run it through the water shower heaters. In many of the hotels', apartments they have several large tanks as reserves when the City turns off the water management goes to the reserves and turns on the pumps to deliver with pressure many tenants don't even know the shortage.

On another website, there is a discussion comment of reservoirs, dams, these people talk about but where anyone actually seen one or large enough to service the whole area right now I hear the water is being pumped in from Chon Buri because Pattaya is empty there isn't really a so-called reservoir or dam. Here in Pattaya when it rains majority of the water going into the drains is going to the ocean Beach road. You ever been down at the Beer Garden stand a bit inside the walkway and you will see a number of drain pipes draining all the rain water into the ocean. You have drains running from Sukhumvit / Pattaya Tai under the road all leads towards the ocean Walking St. The reason when it rains hard it all floods especially if you are at Marine Seafood area.

For years while they continue to build roads and widen Beach road even the locals complain of the lack of necessary improvements one of them water!