Pattaya Reports

[Danny Duck]

The families of the 25,812 who have thus far died in France of Covid-19 may have a different view. That's about the same as the population of Biarritz or Rochefort gone, snuffed it, dfunt, mort.

We all don't want people to die. Got Milk?

However you cannot shut down the world because old People are dying a bit more than usual.

[Danny Duck]

I have no such luck. Call me "unlucky" Ducky. I've tried to to bargain before and got "no" as an answer. I've reached a point where guys on this site have sent in their Thai girl connections. Hey if you are stuck in your own home country and can't be here to help these girls eat or pay rent. Let Monkeypaw do the charity for you. Honestly, better me than another person on this board right? Lots of weirdos and psychos out there. I'm pretty transparent and you haven't heard a bad thing come out of these girls mouths about me, especially since I drink a lot of pineapple juice. Hopefully by know you understand the Monkeypaw standards to what I am willing to fuck. Nothing beats the gift of giving when you are able to help out a girl in need through these harsh and desperate times, even though you are thousands of miles away. All it takes is a quick message "My buddy is in Pattaya and since you need money, he needs hot girls. Click and send."

P.S. Unless you don't believe in this sharing is caring stuff. I was sitting and eating mangosteen on Buakhao and can tell you now, the psychos are out hawking desperate chicks offering as low as 200-300 baht or some food and alcohol in exchange for bareback sex. Like I said, better me or them? Who knows when they will run into the next guy like the Irish Briit with the machete.

I find it pretty much a waste of time to Bargain. The girls know what they are worth.

Example. All girls will start at say 2,500ST. Those who regularly get guys to pay 2,500 will not give you 50% discount. Now those fuglies sure will give you a huge discount. Its mostly a matter what a guy fancies. Those that like discounted girls like a girl who's face is not one of her strong points. Maybe a bit hefty, or too dark.

About Indians. Hahahaha.

I like LBM take on the economics of Pattaya. Personally for the majority of Pattaya girls I just don't see how they make money. In popular Nana Bar I see 10 girls barfined in 15 minutes many a time. In Pattaya one girl is barfined in one hour.

[MonkeyPaw]

Absolutely true. I remember going to movies in Thailand and watching all the ads before the movie started. The ads only showed young, very light skinned Thais. Not a darker, Isaan complexion ever was shown on the screen.

Thai's love the lighter skin, just look around at how much skin whitening creams and make-up are on sale.

No idea about local Thais but definitely in KL, where they are considered exotic / preferred. Just search for any KL escorts site and see Thai girls pictures, you will understand what I am saying.

What I meant by "white" was not the color of skin. I meant more of the the "Eurasian" look. I get most Asian countries dig the white skin because it means that perhaps your lineage wasn't always poor rice farmers working in the hot sun. In the Philippines, "mestizas" are held in high regard. Not sure which is more preferred the Chinita mestiza (Chinese) or the Western mestiza. So that was what I was asking. Do the Thais prefer the Chinese mix look or the Western mix look as a higher standard. Go go bar girls will do what attracts their favorite customers with big bucks. I've seen them morph from Darkies all the way to the Korean or Japanese look. I go with whatever I'm attracted to, usually big eyes, slim, petite, long legs and hair, whatever that look is called. I wonder what the ranking would be especially looking at their beauty pageant winners history and movie stars. Maybe, they charge or want more to recover their surgical expenses is my guess.

[GettingFedUp]

It's just impossible and completely disproportionate to covid-19 for which 80% of patients only need doliprane and rest.

The families of the 25,812 who have thus far died in France of Covid-19 may have a different view. That's about the same as the population of Biarritz or Rochefort gone, snuffed it, dfunt, mort.

[MonkeyPaw]

I have done Mook too and spent about the same amount of money. But she stayed for LT instead. And went pretty wild after a few rounds of tequila in the room. She can be a Barbie but don't let that fool you folks out there, she can easily turn into Annabel.

What are your thoughts on her new nose? I prefer the original one to be honest. I can't ever take a girl long time (few occasions). It bothers me when they snore, breathe, move around or play on their phones. Normally, I drag them around to bars and other clubs, bang them, feed them, and send them home afterwards. I call it the 4 FS flaunt, fuck, feed and fifty (baht for taxi). Before the virus hit big time, I once barfine 4 girls from Palace. When to BONE with their special buy very nosey friend Kay. Partied like crazy and woke up the next day with 2 girls from Bacarra. No sex. I knew the girls from Baccara but I don't barfine them. They said they saw me walk around looking lost after the club was already shut down at 5 am. I had to pay them each 2000 for bringing me home. Not sure what happened that night. I blame it on Kay.

[GettingFedUp]

common sense hygiene measures and ease of access to tests should be sufficient.

The strange thing about common sense is its rarity, particularly in Thailand, especially in Pattaya!

[GettingFedUp]

News just in on May 7th:

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...-eight-beaches

Beach closures with a vengeance. Not that it makes much difference since the beaches are not really swimmable. Still.

On the face of it Bangkok Post is playing a belated game of catch up. All Chonburi beaches have been closed for the last month or more.

The only reasons I can think of for running the story now are to tell the Bangkok hoards not to take a trip to the seaside, or because Chonburi beaches other than Banglamung are to be opened (eg Bang Saray and Bang Saen), but this is pure speculation on my part.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Beach closures with a vengeance. Not that it makes much difference since the beaches are not really swimmable. Still.

There are the same stupid restrictions in France. I have the impression that all countries copy each other. It doesn't matter if the measures are absurd or not.

France is doing very well in this area. We are told that we will deconfine from May 11 but in fact there is almost nothing that changes and what will be released will be subject to such constraints that it will be unworkable or in indescribable chaos.

In my opinion the lockdown measures are absolutely not justified in Thailand if we consider the number of cases observed and the number of deaths. Mask wearing measures with common sense hygiene measures and ease of access to tests should be sufficient.

We have gone from a phase where we had to avoid the number of serious cases so as not to overload the hospitals to a phase where we must at all costs not catch the virus until we have found a vaccine. It's just impossible and completely disproportionate to covid-19 for which 80% of patients only need doliprane and rest.

[MonkeyPaw]

News just in on May 7th:

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...-eight-beaches

Beach closures with a vengeance. Not that it makes much difference since the beaches are not really swimmable. Still.

Containing the spread of COVID-19 is just an excuse. No tourist means no money. Means government doesn't get money. So they will close. It's the same as why are some restaurants still closed and some are open. It's about how much business and they can make. So what closed Walking Street was the lack of customers. I was there. Walking into Palace at 11 pm to only 9 girls on stage and 4 customers was sad. Even I thought, it's time to put them out of their misery and close shop. So the business owners made a few calls to their government buddies they pay off. The staff can't get mad to the government, so take the blame for us. Send them all home and packing. Hopefully this make sense. Look who works those beaches (vendors and water sports providers and lot attendants with their chairs). All pay a kick back. People using and trashing the beach for free fucks the government up.

[XXL]

News just in on May 7th:

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...-eight-beaches

Beach closures with a vengeance. Not that it makes much difference since the beaches are not really swimmable. Still.

[LittleBigMan]

She did a wrong translation from Thai to English.

When they say play computer, play internet, play phone or play anything else that is not related to a game, we should read "use", use the computer, use internet, use the phone.

So basically she said she doesn't use the Line application for whatever the reasons she quoted.

EXACTLY!

We take for granted and think because they speak some English that they can communicate exactly like us. They are missing so many words in their vocabulary so when they throw in a word they have used in the past to describe one situation and use it in another they don't know the meaning and think it is okay But it isn't it just confusing people if they aren't used to it. As you indicated they just play when it should be using " use ".

Another example when Mr. E, was having a conversation where he was located with the girl it was as simple as the girl not having enough vocabulary to tell him exactly where she was located so she use what she knew it can be confusing and frustrating to others. If she had the bullets in words she could describe exactly where she was located. I once use a word with a Thai lady said " do you realized " she snapped got angry " realized " was to her she was in the wrong and all her fault. Once I ducked and the knife flew by I never saw her again.

[MonkeyPaw]

They are not more expensive. You pay what you negotiate. The other day a chick told me 2000 for LT. I told her 1000. She immediately said okay. When she got here I asked her why she said 2000. She didn't say anything about her skin. She said because that is what guys at the Indian discos give her. Next time they come over ask them about their pricing strategy instead of us trying to guess at it.

I have no such luck. Call me "unlucky" Ducky. I've tried to to bargain before and got "no" as an answer. I've reached a point where guys on this site have sent in their Thai girl connections. Hey if you are stuck in your own home country and can't be here to help these girls eat or pay rent. Let Monkeypaw do the charity for you. Honestly, better me than another person on this board right? Lots of weirdos and psychos out there. I'm pretty transparent and you haven't heard a bad thing come out of these girls mouths about me, especially since I drink a lot of pineapple juice. Hopefully by know you understand the Monkeypaw standards to what I am willing to fuck. Nothing beats the gift of giving when you are able to help out a girl in need through these harsh and desperate times, even though you are thousands of miles away. All it takes is a quick message "My buddy is in Pattaya and since you need money, he needs hot girls. Click and send."

P.S. Unless you don't believe in this sharing is caring stuff. I was sitting and eating mangosteen on Buakhao and can tell you now, the psychos are out hawking desperate chicks offering as low as 200-300 baht or some food and alcohol in exchange for bareback sex. Like I said, better me or them? Who knows when they will run into the next guy like the Irish Briit with the machete.

[MonkeyPaw]

I think you guys are old enough to know that governments lie, stretch the truth, and hide things from the public right? How do I know? It's because as humans, we all do the same to each other. I can with 1000% sureness, tell you that "cause of death numbers" are easily manipulated and have been. I have first hand experience when it comes to crap like that. Somebody who is positive of COVID-19 can easily be listed as Acute Respiratory Failure upon death or Renal Failure upon death. Government funding of healthcare means government influence when it comes to the data... SNIP

Wrote the above a couple days back and saw this in the news today. Impressive for even Monkeypaw's standards. First hand knowledge is first hand knowledge. If you go back to my posts way back when, I spoke about being next to death beds and watching so many people take their last breaths, especially from HIV and AIDS. Hence bare back sex is now out the question for me. It's my prediction that one day, Coronavirus 19 will be equivalent to the common cold for the "right group of people" who have learned to build their own aura and immunity. The future of this world will be in the hands and minds of this group.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...-many-n1201441

[Blanquiceleste]

Once upon a time I spent 3000ST, 1500 BF, 1000 on drinks for this girl. Now she runs 2000, but does more freaky things because her options for customers is quite limited. So I introduced her to my friend, the "shocker" with a "snap. " What a champ!

I have done Mook too and spent about the same amount of money. But she stayed for LT instead. And went pretty wild after a few rounds of tequila in the room. She can be a Barbie but don't let that fool you folks out there, she can easily turn into Annabel.

[MonkeyPaw]

Yep, let's keep on confusing people to why it why not they should do something. Why are standards different for different people, different places, and different things? Franchises have more strict rules but their cleanliness and sanitation is better. Food stalls are poor and dirty in those areas but more relaxed. When people eat they are allowed to sit closer than 3 meters, mouths open, chewing food, and this is a droplet contagion. Yet when they sit, masked, they are expected to sit very far apart. Makes no sense at all. The people just want to know that the government sorta knows what it is doing. For the educated, we have no confidence in governments that are continually in debt and just print paper money or make people work longer and harder to make up for the inadequacy. By the way, the Tree Town food stalls just claimed the sidewalk in front of them. No more loitering or sitting on the sidewalk or carts. Chaos.