Pattaya Reports

[Nounce]

Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.

I thought the mattress part is called nuru. The soapy part is in a jacuzzi with soapy water. There is never shower involved like the poster said.

[NeilGeorge]

Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.

In Thailand they have a blowup air mattress in the room on the floor. A bucket of soapy water and a ladle. They pour the room temperature water on the mattress and you lay down on the air mattress. They pour soapy water on you and slide on top of you with every part of their body, every which way but loose. (Many Asian massage parlors try to duplicate this, but often do not spend enough time sliding on top of you. Once I had a girl simply sit on me with her arse, and slide around on me, I could hardly breathe, then she farted so much I really could not breathe!) Then the Thai girl puts you on the bed and tries to have sex with you, for me I was so worn out from the soapy massage I said "no thank you" when it came to the sex part of it!

[Mr Enternational]

To my disappointment, the soapy part of the massage is just a glorified shower that most Asian incalls in US and Canada would give you and had nothing sensual about it. At least SF2 ends with some nice BJ and rimming action. Here, there was nothing. She just put soapy on my entire body and washed it and dried me.

Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.

[Horatio]

For the Phuket part I put 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Spend 2 to 4 hours a day doing that and get plenty of rest and you won't be mongering much. The guy didn't give much detail on what he wanted so I just posted what I spent when I was there last. .

I overstated what I spent in Pattaya. I spent 2 to 4 thousand baht a day there every other day or so. I spent about 2000 baht a day one day a week in Phuket, but I was going to chalong pier. 200 baht a day was about what I spent on food in Phuket.

It was a mostly accurate post but not a very serious one. .I can't seem to put smiley faces here to show it wasn't serious. But to be fair the guy asked a silly question with no details on what he wanted, his budget etc.

Are you serious? 8000 baht a day on women in Pattaya but only 3000 baht a week for women in Phuket?

The Phuket budget is far too low. 3000 baht for monthly hotel comes to 100 baht per day. 200 baht a day for food is too low, especially for a man who just dropped 8000 baht daily for a week of women in Pattaya. Or, does that 100 baht per day hotel come with free breakfast?

[HorseTrader]

Fly into to Bangkok and take bus to Pattaya. Stay at windmill motel in Pattaya in nakula. Spend a week in Pattaya, spending 8000 baht a day on women. This should get you a short time or two and an overnighter. Budgett another 1000 baht for misc.

Then go to Phuket. Plan a month there. Get a motel on soi tai died (sp). Budget 3000 baht for hotel for month and 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Maybe 3000 baht a week for women. 200 baht a day for food, $75 US for motorbike for a month. Then head back to Pattaya for a week. Then bus to bkk then home.

Hope this helped. .

Many Thanks for your suggestions. This is helpful. .

Are you serious? 8000 baht a day on women in Pattaya but only 3000 baht a week for women in Phuket?

The Phuket budget is far too low. 3000 baht for monthly hotel comes to 100 baht per day. 200 baht a day for food is too low, especially for a man who just dropped 8000 baht daily for a week of women in Pattaya. Or, does that 100 baht per day hotel come with free breakfast?

[CaliGuy33]

Woke up by afternoon (previous FR details why) and decided to take a long shower as my legs are still sore from previous day.

I head out for some food and by the time I am done, its almost 3 PM. Still no interest in calling anyone from TF (even cancelled the 2 I have scheduled for the day) but I think I might just regret it if I waste a day without any action later when I am back home. So, I decide to do the one thing I can do to have fun without any effort from my side. A Soapy Massage!!

I know many seniors here have warned me against soapy massages in Pattaya but it was this or go home and relax and I said screw it and went for it. Only luxury massage spa I can find that is open around me is Honey 3 so I head there. Spoke to the owner and he gives me a tour. The place looks like a fricking 5 star hotel for Thailand standards. Interiors, seating, lounge and everything else except the girls! LOL.

I will split the rest of the review into two pieces..

Thanks for the report. I never really cared for soapys, I went once in BKK back in 2017 and thought it was overpriced for what you get. I'm guessing the hordes of guys in groups were Indians, LOL.

So there is essentially no need to tip the girl? You simply pay the price of the massage up front and the only other cost are drinks if you care to have one?

[Nixonbd]

My future trips will be shorter. Soi 6 quality has nosedived so I will be weekend millionaire future trips and hit gogo. I was surprised how old the girls were in LK Metro. Some had nice bodies though.

The girls will return when the travelers return!

[Lover Boy #2]

Haha. I knew somebody would get it. Yes, please enlighten them.

Rak=love

Sopheni=prostitute / hooker

[CaliGuy33]

Thanks for your response. Valid points raised. My accommodation & food part is already taken care of. It is just on the mongering part I'm looking inputs from veterans like you.

I'm okay with all the options available and no budget constraints as such..

I presume you are coming from India?

I personally wouldn't stay in Phuket for a month, questionable whether I would visit Phuket at all. I'd stay in Pattaya most of the time. You can easily visit islands that are accessible from Pattaya which negates, at least to an extent, the need to go to Phuket. I went to Phuket once and didn't like it. Of course, to each their own.

[Mr Enternational]

Is it worth taking a day trip only from BKK? Specifically looking for young thin BBFSCIP daytime action with little to no interest in bars or clubs.

What are you calling a day trip? My first time ever to Pattaya we went from Bangkok arriving early in the afternoon and left the next morning. It was totally worth it. But if you are talking about arriving in the morning and leaving at night then you might as well not even go. The freaks come out at night.

[DaruDesi89]

Haha. I knew somebody would get it. Yes, please enlighten them.

I couldn't hold in the curiosity so I asked help from big G, is it Thai which translates to "love working girls"? That's the only explanation I can come up with unless tech failed me.

[DaruDesi89]

Woke up by afternoon (previous FR details why) and decided to take a long shower as my legs are still sore from previous day.

I head out for some food and by the time I am done, its almost 3 PM. Still no interest in calling anyone from TF (even cancelled the 2 I have scheduled for the day) but I think I might just regret it if I waste a day without any action later when I am back home. So, I decide to do the one thing I can do to have fun without any effort from my side. A Soapy Massage!!

I know many seniors here have warned me against soapy massages in Pattaya but it was this or go home and relax and I said screw it and went for it. Only luxury massage spa I can find that is open around me is Honey 3 so I head there. Spoke to the owner and he gives me a tour. The place looks like a fricking 5 star hotel for Thailand standards. Interiors, seating, lounge and everything else except the girls! LOL.

I will split the rest of the review into two pieces.

The Location, Ambience and Amenities:

Like I mentioned before, this place is catered to the rich locals and foreigners who seem to be there for a few days and it clearly shows in the experience. My host spoke perfect English and explained how the whole experience works. There are multiple tiers of pricing based on colors. Each girl has a color tag on her that indicates which tier she is in. The lowest tier starts at 2200 and the highest Tier (called XXX) is 5500. I asked him what makes the tiered girls different other than the looks because I saw pretty girls and fugly girls in every tier, he said the new girls are usually towards the mid tiers and the tried and tested ones who have been in the market for a while are in the early tiers. No girls were available in the most premium 3 tiers so I didn't bother asking him about it. The room time is anywhere between 60 to 90 minutes and the payment covers everything from soapy massage to FS (no DFK because of Covid). I didn't ask about anal as that is not my thing. You can pay with a credit card and there is a 3% fee according to the host. He said, he doesn't charge any additional fee for a CC but he said my bank will. I am assuming he is referring to the FX fee which none of my credit cards have. Any seniors care to chime in? I am asking because some of these places treat the transaction as Cash Advance which means they will add interest to the account balance from the day I make this transaction.

The line up was strictly average for my taste but I am sure most of you would be happy with it. There were some cute looking girls who unfortunately have done boob jobs and that's a huge turn off to me. There was a hot blondie, who kept mouthing, "take me" and except for her DDs, I would have jumped on her. I picked a passable looking Asian chick with a cute face and no enhancements who was in the 2200 tier and told my host about my selection and paid in cash. As I was walking towards the elevator, one of the waitress lady comes over and asks if I need any drink. I ask the girl what she wants and she just wanted a non alcoholic drink. Since I wasn't going to tip her, I agreed to get her the drink and ordered a water for myself. They brought the drinks to our room (300 for a water and iced coffee incase any of you are wondering) and started begging for tip. I said, 300 for a bottle of water and coffee is tip enough. I would've added a 50 if they weren't pushy or asked nicely, but the way they begged for it after carrying 2 glasses of water for 30 seconds was extremely off-putting to me.

The Massage Experience:

The room looks decently roomy and is split into the tub and the bed (standard bed, no rubber mattress), aircon and a TV which plays random stuff. The girl undresses and helped me out of my clothes which she neatly hangs up on the corner. Turns on the water in the tub and gives me a short dry massage as the tub is filling up. Once the tub is full of water and foam, we move to the tub and she makes me sit in the tub with my head sticking out and the rest drenched in water. To my disappointment, the soapy part of the massage is just a glorified shower that most Asian incalls in US and Canada would give you and had nothing sensual about it. At least SF2 ends with some nice BJ and rimming action. Here, there was nothing. She just put soapy on my entire body and washed it and dried me. My main goal for this session was to do absolutely nothing and get a pop in comfort so I am still completely nonchalant.

She invites me to the table and makes me lie down on my back. Gives a bit of foot massage and starts licking all over my body. Me, determined to not even raise a finger, just folded my arms under my head and lied down letting her do all the work. The session progresses into BJ and then into FS. She rides me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl for about 4 or 5 minutes and finally gives up. Indicates that I climb on top of her. I declined. I said, I came to relax, so you make me happy. She continues a bit more and then asks if I am okay with BJ, I nod and she continued with BJ for another 10 minutes and finishes me off. Once I am done, she makes me turn around and gives me a decent massage. By this point, I am plenty relaxed and I believe I might have dozed off a bit in between the massage. She wakes me up once she is done and smile about me sleeping and she cleans me up and gives me another shower and dries me up and even helps me put my clothes on before I leave.

By the time I reached the lobby, the place is completely crowded and almost the entire lounge area is taken and horde of guys in groups standing blocking everything making it impossible for me to move around and look at the current lineup. As I am a solo traveller, I hate when they do this; groups of 10 to 15 people who just stand there with their arms on each other's shoulders and do absolutely nothing but talk loudly and irritate the girls. At a place like this, the accepted behaviour (according to me) is, you go in, you get a drink, sit down, and find a girl you fancy and go upstairs. Otherwise, you are just making it difficult for other guys and harder for the girls because the place looked like a market by the time I was leaving. If any of you plan to visit, go early like I did. 3 PM to 4 PM is the sweet spot according to the host.

Total damage was 2500 including the drinks but I managed to accomplish what I wanted. I got pampered into a shot with zero effort and my legs were feeling much better than before after the massage.

Side note: I saw a mother sitting on the sidewalk with her baby daughter (probably between 1 and 2 years old) and the kid was passing out from the heat and looked like her head is covered in a pool of sweat. I offer to take them into the nearby McDonalds to buy them some food, clearly the mother didn't understand me, so I went further down the road until I found mangoes and coconut water and got them for both of them. The mother said something which I didn't understand, I gave her some money and left.

[JizzyB]

Thanks for your response. Valid points raised. My accommodation & food part is already taken care of. It is just on the mongering part I'm looking inputs from veterans like you.

I'm okay with all the options available and no budget constraints as such.

-JizzyB.

Impossible to say, you need to read the forum and you might want to subscribe and read Pattaya Addicts too.

Do you want to stay in a cheap guesthouse, mid range hotel or fancy place?

Do you want to eat local food, mid priced farang food or go to expensive restaurants?

Are you a big drinker and like to buy girls overpriced lady drinks?

Would you be happy with a beach road girl, Soi 6, freelancer or only the prettiest go go girls?

Your budget could range from cheap Charlie to two week millionaire.

These are rhetorical questions BTW you need to research.

[JizzyB]

Thanks for your response. I've planned my itinerary already. Just wanted inputs from veterans like you on the mongering part which is my primary objective. Rest have been all managed. .

-JizzyB.

Looks like you are looking for someone else to plan a trip for you. Nobody here knows you or your likes or dislikes. This is ISG, not Ask Jeeves. You research, then come back and ask questions about specific things if you have any. You don't just come and say tell me where to go, when to go, what to do, and how much money to bring.

[JizzyB]

Many Thanks for your suggestions. This is helpful. .

Fly into to Bangkok and take bus to Pattaya. Stay at windmill motel in Pattaya in nakula. Spend a week in Pattaya, spending 8000 baht a day on women. This should get you a short time or two and an overnighter. Budgett another 1000 baht for misc.

Then go to Phuket. Plan a month there. Get a motel on soi tai died (sp). Budget 3000 baht for hotel for month and 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Maybe 3000 baht a week for women. 200 baht a day for food, $75 US for motorbike for a month. Then head back to Pattaya for a week. Then bus to bkk then home.

Hope this helped. .