Pattaya Reports

[Amjeck]

Go to Pattaya and make some money from the fat, old and sometimes smelly foreigners that now live in Pattaya, patrol the beach road and who only pay 300 to 500 Baht for a fuck. It's pathetic and totally fucked up Pattaya. These women are the lowest of the low. Thai men don't even fuck them. No wonder it's getting so hard to find decent sexy looking girls in Pattaya.

What's even more pathetic is guys are paying 2000ST for older girls with stretch marks from the gogo's. Now I know everybody has there preferences, but when guys pay high prices for low quality this starts to create a warped demand for a low quality girls which start to flow into the market place.

I'm not complaining, only making an observation. Pattaya can still be good, but you really got to understand how to hunt and that requires time and patience.

Many of the really hardcore mongers have moved away from Pattaya in the last few years. There is just far better value in other parts of the country if you're a seasoned monger.

[Fon Tok]

--So there you have it. You have the lowest of the low Thai girls fucking the lowest of the low foreigners.

Natural selection at work. No mystery, really!

[Hobbyist2]

I can't believe some of the negative reports I have read about Beach Road. Come on guys, do we really think that Beach Road should be full of stunners for 500 ST and 1000 LT? I know there aren't many, but occasionally you get some nice lookers. There were a couple of hotties that I could kick myself for not taking. However, if you don't find what you want, you can always go to one of the bars along Beach Road. The ones near Pattaya Klang, soi 7 & 8 have some decent ladies for 300 BF and 500 ST / 1000 LT. Now for a few hundred baht more you can go from BR to one of the bars and look for a lady or you could avoid it and leave it to those of us who appreciate it for what it is. For me, I like the hunt. It adds to the thrill.

An observation that got my attention on BR was not the not so lovely ladies, but the foreigners along BR that sit around with seemingly nothing to do. These were mostly older gentlemen. I don't mean any disrespect to older gentlemen, I am getting there myself. However, I think that sight looked more pathetic than the ugly women hanging out. I had one of these gentlemen stop within three steps of me when I was talking with a lady. He had a cell phone in his ear and just stood there without ever saying a word in the phone. When I stopped talking to the lady for about 15 seconds he walked away. Another time I was sitting and talking to a lady when an older gentleman stops an sits about three feet from us. There were many other vacant places he could have picked to sit in that general area, but he sat close to us. I don't know if they are so bored with themselves that they want to listen in on other people's conversations or what? Then I saw one guy sit amongst the ladys with no apparent interest in taking them. Shortly after I would see the ladys get up and move. Maybe I am missing something, but that was my observation as I saw it.

[Keeniu]

Avoid Angel Witch.

They told me to leave or buy another drink, I was not drinking fast enough.

I questioned that and said who said so, who is the manager. To nil effect.

Needless to say, I left, and they also lost a barfine trying to chisel me for another drink.

Another annoying thing they do, if you are early, and you have a good front seat, they ask you to move or share another table.

So that they can give your table to a preferred player (mostly Japanese or Korean).

Avoid Angel Witch.

[HoyArroi]

I spent over 2 months in Pattaya on my recent visit to Thailand. My observation. Many of the ladies on BR / WS have probably seen better days. Some have that 1000 meter stare. Shell shocked from too many battles with foreigners who want too much for too little. I think the top 5% of the ladies working as freelancers in BR can hold their own against ANY of the overpriced dancers in the clubs / discos on WS. I was riding my motorbike early one morning. An attractive lady drew my attention. I parked near Soi 10, crossed BR, and now have her phone number / name and enjoy getting a call from her every 3-4 days when I'm in Pattaya. She isn't a stunner, but for 700 Baht, I feel I'm really getting my money's worth. Whats my point? Not all BR / WS ladies are P4P burnouts. Diamond miners have to sift through a lot of mud and silt before they find what they are looking for, right? Like playing Texas Hold'them. One has to wait, and pick their spots / opportunities when they present themselves. I found my gem around 9A! I've also been down BR at all hours of the day, and into early evening. I'm not hyper-selective, and I don't like walking sperm banks, but I have seen many ladies that I would really like to get to know in the bibical sense!

[Trantinr]

Don't look now, but that "Colours of the East" festival is back July 7-10. They're filling the beach walk with tents from soi 6 or so down to Walking Street, leaving little space to walk. All are selling the kind of merchandise easily found at Thepprasit Market, in front of the Avenue, or at zillions of other places around town. The setup / teardown activity tends to clot Beach Road. And also affects 2 Road, not to mention all the girls, ladyboys, etc, temporarily displaced.

Also got the Buddha holiday soon (July 15-16) , so you'll have 3 weekends out of 4 with 2-day (or maybe 1. 5 day) official alcohol-sale shutdowns and bar closings. Just a heads-up.

I am coming to Pattaya in early August and hope that this madness is over by the time I get there. Last year when this same thing was on it was terrible trying to find some talent.

[Stakeout]

Don't look now, but that "Colours of the East" festival is back July 7-10. They're filling the beach walk with tents from soi 6 or so down to Walking Street, leaving little space to walk.

In fact, it started yesterday (or was it two days ago). I hate it! Are the FLs regrouping to second road? Anyway, the tents seem to close down at 9 or 10 o'clock.

Also got the Buddha holiday soon (July 15-16) , so you'll have 3 weekends out of 4 with 2-day (or maybe 1. 5 day) official alcohol-sale shutdowns and bar closings. Just a heads-up.

Damnit! I will be in Bangkok then. Will all bars be closed?

[Ploughman]

Don't look now, but that "Colours of the East" festival is back July 7-10. They're filling the beach walk with tents from soi 6 or so down to Walking Street, leaving little space to walk. All are selling the kind of merchandise easily found at Thepprasit Market, in front of the Avenue, or at zillions of other places around town. The setup / teardown activity tends to clot Beach Road. And also affects 2 Road, not to mention all the girls, ladyboys, etc, temporarily displaced.

Also got the Buddha holiday soon (July 15-16) , so you'll have 3 weekends out of 4 with 2-day (or maybe 1. 5 day) official alcohol-sale shutdowns and bar closings. Just a heads-up.

[Sunlover2]

The whole landscape of Pattaya has changed. Very few young cuties now days and every increasing prices. There are still some gems to be found, but they are mostly picked up by the expats (lots of them) who live there and troll the spots on their daily rounds. If you're into older women, mothers, and well worn pros, then Pattaya is heaven!

I just returned from LOS and spent time in both Pattaya and Bangkok. Yes, the overall SW talent level in BKK (at the NPL for example) is much higher. But of the 100's of ladies on Beach Road there always seemed to be a handful of acceptable choices. You just have to be patient. If there are no acceptable choices just try again in an hour or two. I also found that you have a better chance of a GFE with the Pattaya ladies than with the Bangkok ladies. YMMV.

The majority of the Pattaye SW ladies were found during from the Central Festival Mall down to the Soi 13's.

SunLover

[AssLover945]

. If you're into older women, mothers, and well worn pros, then Pattaya is heaven!

Hahahahaha I really had a good laugh on this one.

[Ej2208]

I am planning my second trip to Pattaya in August. Do any members or Pattaya regulars wish to share a beer and swap some info? Please pm me. I'll be in Pattaya 2nd week Aug.

EJ

[Amjeck]

Having read a few of the recent comments I decided to 'Walk the Walk. ' The beach road walk.

I started from Soi 6 and ended at the entrance to the Walking Street. The walk started at around three thirty in the afternoon.

I have never seen such a collection of sorry looking people like this in Pattaya before. Thai girls and foreigners. The girls looked like the girls that are left over in the bar at the end of the night after all the half decent ones have been bar fined just leaving the dross. Well it seems the dross have given up hoping that some foreigner will bar fine them and moved to the beach where there are no bar fines. Here they will charge 500 Baht. But really who would want to pay 500 Baht for these? Many had plastered their faces with makeup and were trying to look sexy. It didn't work. In fact I have to put this down as one of the ugliest walks I've ever taken. If these girls don't work in bars it's probably because the bars don't want them. Many were fat and looked incredibly lazy. A few others looked sick as if they had some kind of disease.

Guys, a chack-wow would have been more exciting than the walk I took today.

Is this your first time to Pattaya? Many years ago the beach road used to have gems sprinkled amongst the dogs. Unfortunately, the dogs are the only ones prowling these days.

The whole landscape of Pattaya has changed. Very few young cuties now days and every increasing prices. There are still some gems to be found, but they are mostly picked up by the expats (lots of them) who live there and troll the spots on their daily rounds. If you're into older women, mothers, and well worn pros, then Pattaya is heaven!

[LetUsMeat]

Hobbyist2. Loved your report. It was a nice departure from the sameness of reports. I particularly liked your thumbnail sketches of the various ladies you interacted with. I could picture them in my mind.

Can anybody provide a comparison of Girls in Pattaya with Penang or Angeles City? Percentage wise how much costly it is for girls in Penang compared with girls available in Pattaya?

[Hotman 666]

I was wondering if Beach Road is still worth the hunt.

I agree with Hobbyist2 and should also add that I do not think that I have ever paid MORE than 500 Baht, short time (Sometimes less) on Beach Road!

I am in Pattaya at the moment and, for ME, Beach Road. (Coconut Bar) has always represented the best value in town.

OK they are not ALL 'perfect 10's' but anyway, us guys all like something different!

Two days ago I was walking Beach Road. And saw a rather cute girl of around 25 years old. She was 1. 46 mtr tall with a very slim body to match. A real 'spinner! '

After a short chat I invited her to join me for a coffee / cola and she proposed we buy from 7/11 as 'Other place expensive. 7/11 OK! ' So, she is saving me money already. Hmmmmmm, GOOD girl!

After we had had our drinks and a talk she joined me at my hotel for 'Short time. '

Our 'Short time. ' Lasted almost three hours and was GREAT! She REALLY enjoyed sex! So much so that when my finger, tongue or dick was not in her pussy she was playing with herself!

I had to get up rather early the next morning so, reluctantly let her go at around midnight with the agreed short time payment of 500 Baht.

I enjoyed it so much that I called her the next day and she came to meet me at my hotel at around 20. 00 hrs. We spent a rather pleasant few hours eating, drinking and talking at a small Thai place nearby and then back to my hotel. She left, the next day, after breakfast at around 10. 30 am.

Not bad value for a 500 Baht Coconut Bar short time! I must admit that I did slip a little extra tip into her handbag before she left. We then agreed to meet again in a few days time.

So, it is out there. You just have to invest a little time looking, be a 'nice guy, ' treat them well, and your investment will be WELL worth while.

It works for me!

Enjoy,

Hotman.

[Hobbyist2]

Should be back in Pattaya this November for the first time in 3 years, I was wondering if Beach Road is still worth the hunt. Where are the best areas and time of day to check it out? I want to visit areas where I can avoid ladyboys. Any current intel would be appreciated. I assume the price point is still 500-700 ST and 1000 LT.

You could start around soi 6 and go all the way to walking street, but I think it is best from soi 7 to Mike's Mall. Ladyboys are around in different areas. You can't avoid them, except to just say no thanks if they approach you. That's what I did and never had a problem. The rates are the same as you stated.