Pattaya Reports

[Syzygies]

And as I waited for P to change clothes, I had a slight case of buyer's remorse because one of the other sexy 8 was sitting opposite me and sending me sultry looks and she was hot! Oh well. Next time baby.

Ha ha Natty, That is why I sometimes take too long to choose, and don't let the girl choose so much. Then again, this could contribute to getting unlucky with poor performing girls. So maybe getting the prettiest one is not the most important thing at all.

In Kazy recently, I was in their for maybe 40 minutes before finally spotting the girl I liked best. I wondered where she had been hiding. Supposedly she was there. However I learn that 5 or 10 minutes is definitely not enough to sum up a place well, especially the overall best girls.

When I get there, I will be sure to make a beeline for Pin Ups! But will also try the nude bar for contrast.

Have you done any girls just as pretty as your Bangkok girls for the face? I am sure you can find good bodies easier than very pretty faces.

[Member #4698]

A kind of rambling trip report. My apologies. No one has to read it if they don't want to. The key salient point is Natty liked Pattaya. Specifically, his Sensations girl and his 2 Pin Up Go Go girls as well as a couple of afternoon diversions.

The Go Go's were pretty good last night (Friday). I started out in Lighthouse at around 9:30. I saw a very pretty girl there and she seemed very friendly but did not pursue anything with her at the time as I wanted to go back to Happy.

Happy was happy. Lots of customers and plenty of girls on all 3 stages. I am sure I could have found someone delectable here too, but I just had to go back to Pin Up.

Pin Up at 10:30 was going strong. I really like the girls in this joint. There were at least 7 or 8 girls, probably more, that were to my taste. So how do you pick a girl in such a rich environment? Easy, you let one of the sexy 8 pick you and that's exactly what I did.

P was pretty, but not gorgeous. She had a sexy, curvy, thin body. Thin upper arms (inside joke) and an outgoing personality. I bought 2 rounds of tequila for us as she toyed with my dick and placed my hands on her breasts while we occasionally kissed ie she passed the audition with flying colors. Her barfine was 500 baht more than usual on account of the holiday. I questioned that with the Mamasan and the deal was take it or leave it, so I accepted it and don't care NOW, but that is what happened.

And as I waited for P to change clothes, I had a slight case of buyer's remorse because one of the other sexy 8 was sitting opposite me and sending me sultry looks and she was hot! Oh well. Next time baby.

P and I took a motorcycle taxi back to my hotel. The action started almost immediately once we were in the room when she stripped me out of my jeans and t shirt. Then she knelt down and gave me a BJ in the shower. More kisses and another BJ while I was sitting up on the bed in front of her. Then she pushed me down onto my back and without saying anything more, straddled my head so we could engage in 69. I really liked that move! But I should preface that back in the bar I told her I wanted to lick her pussy. I am glad she remembered. Thoughtful. But as I read what I have just written, it comes to my mind that a lot of P's moves are very similar to a quality BKK Soapy experience and maybe this girl once worked in a soapy. It does not matter. The important thing is she was on point and sexually a lot of fun.

She then moved out of 69 and back to a straight BJ. Then it was time for Mr. Condom. I suggested that we do without, but she said, "I have to be safe darling. I work for a living" and as much as I wanted to bareback her I could not argue with her policy, at least not on our 1st date. LOL. So, the ensuing sex was very good. It began with Cowgirl and then I picked her up and put her into mish without leaving her vagina, which is where I finished up. We cuddled for a while after and then talked. She asked if I wanted to see her tomorrow and I broke it to her that tomorrow I was going back to BKK. Then for some crazy reason, I invited her to come see me in BKK for a couple of days. She smiled and said she would think about it. HA HA. It was all good repartee as far as I was concerned and great vibes. I then asked her if she was hungry and she said yes, so I invited her out for dinner. We showered, dressed, and went out to one of those open-air seafood places on 2nd road. It was a very nice evening.

So here I am back in BKK. Mini is coming over after Temple for dinner. All the bars are closed I think even the rooftop bar at my hotel is closed. Big holiday! Luckily I still have a few Tequila mini bottles in my suitcase.

Pattaya Summary (kind of): I had a great time in Pattaya with some great girls. Next time I will spend 10 days there. Pin Up was my favorite Go Go bar. Sensations was very good too although a little dark for some reason. I barfined 2 girls out of Pin Up and 1 girl twice (ST first and then a LT) out of Sensations. I had one very pleasant afternoon session with a Soi 6 girl, and I went back yesterday afternoon to Soi Full Love Inn to see the tall pretty girl in Pirates. She was not there and after waiting for 20 minutes for her to show up, I went next door to 007 where that skinny, spinner, blond waif works. She remembered my name from our brief meeting the day before and began rubbing my dick softly. That's all it took. She is not quite my usual spec, but she was very thin and sweet so, we went upstairs, and I had a real good time with her, and I mean a real good time. Ha Ha.

So, BB, that Pirates girl is all yours if you want her. 555. Enjoy. I truly wish I could have spent more time this trip in Pattaya. Oh well, next time. Meanwhile, I am heading to Manila tomorrow and to Catholic Asian girls that speak English. The good times keep a rolling.

[ElMexicant]

Just to be clear, she gave you the blow job and hand job?

Hey bro,

She give me nice blow job and hand job same time. When I was going to finish she only use her hand and I shoot in the towel. No touching pussy, no take off dress. Not bad for 1100 baht. I'm not sure why other guys expect her to have a conversation during blow job. Is this standard?

[ElMexicant]

You are definitely trolling. You just described the exact same thing as you did with the last ladyboy except you did not get on a motorbike taxi and did not go to your hotel. Nobody could be that naive. Didn't I mention that a ladyboy will try not to talk or will whisper so you will not hear the deep voice? And you thought HE was a deaf mute? And once again this "girl" did not want to take HIS pants off either?


So towards the end of April she told you she had cramps and 2 weeks later she said she was on her period?

Hey bro,

I'm not sure what you are talking about 2 weeks later. My first report of her was April 30 and second report was May 4. You are confusing. Today, I decided to send her a Line message to meet. I really liked this girl, so I asked her to go to the beach across LK Empress. I was even willing to pay her hoping she will have sex with me. We had a nice lunch and I had to buy her a swim suit because she didn't bring one. It was a surprise to her I asking. After we hang out a bit, she went home and I pay her 1000 baht for just spending time. No blow job today. I think she is a keeper and want to play long game relationship with me. Maybe that's why she won't have sex with me. She wants boyfriend. I will keep trying to romantic her. Cheers.

https://ibb.co/NykYjS2

[Banana Boi]

Gogo bars in LK Metro shut down around midnight tonight.

[Eric Swiss]

I think you are correct. I only know bars will be closed tomorrow so far. Whether that means midnight tonight is to be seen. TIT so bars won't know if they can open Monday until Sunday.

OK, so this is not a direct indication, but a standard wine shop I know will be open today (Friday), closed Saturday, and re-open Sunday.

Not sure what it implies for bars, but at least we can get booze if we can survive 24 hours of sobriety.

[Banana Boi]

I think this might the build up to the big Buddha Day, a lot of girls may be returning home to spend time with families. Bars are anyways closed for a couple of days, so might as well head home. Eh?

I think you are correct. I only know bars will be closed tomorrow so far. Whether that means midnight tonight is to be seen. TIT so bars won't know if they can open Monday until Sunday.

[Syzygies]

I think this might the build up to the big Buddha Day, a lot of girls may be returning home to spend time with families. Bars are anyways closed for a couple of days, so might as well head home. Eh?

Visakha Bucha day (pronounced Wisakhaa) is Sat 18th May so I am guessing I won't be able to buy Alcohol at the supermarket tomorrow. The official public officials holiday for it is Monday 20 May, however I expect alcohol will be available that day, since is not the real day (I guess).

Bars maybe open tonight, but could be quiet. Not clear to me if they officially have to close at midnight. Bars should be closed Saturday night.

This web site says bars close on 20 May but not 18 May. So they think differently to me. Are they right?

https://pattayasanook.com/thai-cultu...land-holidays/

This web site seems to suggest bars closed both days:

http://www.pattayagogos.com/diary.htm

This web site suggests closed 18 May in line with my thinking:

https://thaigogobar.com/resources/ho...thailand-2019/

Ha ha. What a mess. Who is right? Many web sites have 2018 dates but not for 2019.

It's my view that alcohol is not served on religious holidays (without being certain. Logic can be wrong), nothing to do with a substitute day off on a Monday when real day falls on the weekend day.

[Mogwai]

All I could find on the Web is the below update from the government.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/news/gen...-of-mers-virus

This 'update' is dated 12 Jun 2015.

[Blanquiceleste]

Arrived around 3 pm and I've never seen it so dead.

Decided to hit Le Passion in Jomtien over nearby Blue Olive, Heaven, Jade House, and Kit Cat. Never seen this place so dead either.

Soi Full Love inn after that. Hit 007 which wasn't any better than when I went the other day.

Overall the bars themselves sucked but enjoyed trading stories with Natty.

I think this might the build up to the big Buddha Day, a lot of girls may be returning home to spend time with families. Bars are anyways closed for a couple of days, so might as well head home. Eh?

[Syzygies]

First, I am having a great time in Pattaya. My only issue is that I did not schedule enough time to do the place justice.

I always advise that Thailand is a go with the flow place. Spend more time than you planned. Don't have a rigid schedule. I suppose the more limited your time and the more places to visit, the more you need a schedule.

I therefore don't like to make a lot of bookings well in advance. I suppose prices can go up.

My first 5 week trip to Thailand, I may have had first hotel booked, but nothing after that. Went with a group of 5 Thais met in home country on tour of South Thailand, but their pace moving from place to place was too fast for me, whirlwind visit to Koh Samui, so soon split from them. I could then check out Phuket at easy pace.

[Banana Boi]

And then BB said we should look into one more bar while we were here, namely Pirates. And this bar turned out to be for me at least, the best bar of the afternoon.

Pirates is the best bar but I wanted you to see the horror of the other bars first! What are friends for? I better get there quick to attack your girl before you! Maybe I'll go for the Smurf who was leaving when we walked in instead.

Best girl I ever met on Soi Full Love inn was at Carre Blanc but she was the only girl I ever liked there. She deleted her Line so I can only assume she is out of the business.

[Member #4698]

Decided to take Natty to Kinnaree today as he had never been. Arrived around 3 pm and I've never seen it so dead. I was last there 2 weeks ago and it was bad but at least there were about 40 girls there. Today there were around 15 girls which is very few on a Thursday. We were going to leave but since we hauled our asses all the way to Kinnaree I figured we would stick it out a bit. A girl approached Natty and they seemed to hit it off. She called her friend over for me and it happened to be a new girl I spoke with briefly 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks ago I ignored her since my cute regulars were there but today she looked like Miss America. Natty and I made the best of a bad situation.

Decided to hit Le Passion in Jomtien over nearby Blue Olive, Heaven, Jade House, and Kit Cat. Never seen this place so dead either. Usually at least 25 girls today 10 max. Natty found a girl who he seemed to have a lot of fun with so all was good.

Soi Full Love inn after that. Hit 007 which wasn't any better than when I went the other day. Walked in and out of Club 4. I liked a girl sitting outside in the new bar between Club 4 and 007. Forgot the name off the top of my head. Then a quick stop in Pirates. Pirates had 20 girls today according to my girl. I wanted a very petite one who was leaving the bar when we walked in. Will find her another day. Natty hooked up with a tall one with a very pretty face. As good as it gets on Soi Full Love inn and imo better than anyone currently on Soi 6. She is gogo girl quality and I'm sure she will figure that out soon enough. I was a bit jealous. I just hung out with my long time girl at Pirates.

Overall the bars themselves sucked but enjoyed trading stories with Natty.

Afternoon Day 3 in Pattaya.

First, I am having a great time in Pattaya. My only issue is that I did not schedule enough time to do the place justice. I really wish I had another week to 10 days here. I will post my Go Go report when I have the time to write it. LOL. At the moment I have a little spare time on my hands since I am up anyway (early riser) and my Sensations Blondie is still sleeping. She is a very nice girl, with a petite no fat body, a little on the wrong side of 30, but the sex is great. She is my 2nd 30 something girl of this trip. Both have been pretty amazing in bed.

So yesterday afternoon before my dinner date with Sensations Blondie, the possibilities were to hang out by the hotel pool, but it was cloudy, attend the all you can eat Durian festival on ground floor at Central, but how much Durian can one eat in an hour?, hit Soi 6 a 2nd afternoon in a row, I enjoyed my romp there the previous afternoon, or take a look / see at Kinaree with my pal BB. It was a no brainer.

Now I wasn't expecting too much at Kinaree, but BB is right. The selection was not good on this particular Thursday afternoon. I can only say that it was a good thing they keep it pretty dark in there. Ha Ha, Anyway, the best of the available girls came over and said Hi and I figured I was here, so I might as well sample the goods. Thus we sat down on a couch and got to know one another and of course, after a certain amount of time had elapsed, she wanted to go to a loom, but that was not going to happen and it was time to move on, but I gave her a small tip for her cordiality and time.

BB then suggested we head to LE Passion which is located at the end of a soi in a quiet residential neighborhood. The lighting was a little better in here and like in the other bordello, a girl who was arguably the best looking available girl in the joint came over to say Hello,. At least she was a little better looking than the Kinaree gal and this one immediately began planting kisses on my face and mouth. I bought her a drink and over time she slipped her hand inside my jeans and gave me truly enjoyable hand job. Her caresses felt so good that I did not want to leave. 555. But at the same time I was not going to a loom to shag her, so I knew our brief encounter had to end. I gave this one a larger tip as we left. She was happy and so was I.

Then it was time to go back to Pattaya and BB suggested checking out Soi Full Love Inn honky tonks. The 1st 3 bars we checked out are kind of blur to me, although I remember Club 4 had beds, but the girls were not quite up to standards. Then I think it was in 007 that I met a thin bond girl that I kind of liked in a raunchy way, but passed on taking things any further.

And then BB said we should look into one more bar while we were here, namely Pirates. And this bar turned out to be for me at least, the best bar of the afternoon. Yes, I hooked up with the tall girl with very nice proportions, long brown hair, and a pretty face. Later as we left Pirates I told BB that if we had started our GQ barhop in this bar I would have taken her to a loom. As it is, I have her name and I made tentative plans to see her this afternoon. As of right now, I think there is a 75% probability that I will go back to Pirates this afternoon and complete the mission. She was that sexy and easily the best looking girl of the afternoon. Ok, got to go. Sensations blondie is waking up. It's now time for morning boom boom. Enjoying Pattaya. It's my vacation from my vacation.

P.S. It was fun going around with you to these naughty bars. Stay thirsty BB. I know you will.

[Smoothy]

followed by a blow job and hand job to finish.

Just to be clear, she gave you the blow job and hand job?

[ElMexicant]

You are definitely trolling. You just described the exact same thing as you did with the last ladyboy except you did not get on a motorbike taxi and did not go to your hotel. Nobody could be that naive. Didn't I mention that a ladyboy will try not to talk or will whisper so you will not hear the deep voice? And you thought HE was a deaf mute? And once again this "girl" did not want to take HIS pants off either?

Hey bro,

Why do make the assumption my girls are lady boys? Awhile back when I was in Bangkok, I also paid 1000 for many blow jobs at Dr. BJ Saloon. That was standard price, so I think it cost same Pattaya. The girls did not want to take off their dress or let touch pussy either. At Dr. BJ Saloon. They also not talk too much either. So any girl at blow job bar is supposed to let you do whatever you want? If that is case, maybe I am naive. Also then many of girls who give me massages recently must be same because they not talk too much or let touch. I pay the same 300 for massage and 700 extra hand job or 1000 extra blow job.