Pattaya Reports

[BlygdTuktaren]

My ' guesstimation' is that its more like 80 percent. Just read between the lines or in this case read between the posts (or the post itself in many cases). Our new friend with the silly name is a case in point. Like the old saying 'can't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons'.

The remainder I believe is divided between sex addicts who can't possibly satisfy the urge through conventional means (just not enough time or energy, etc.) and those like me who just can't stand to listen to the little idiots talk and talk and talk after the deed.

I pay them to leave. I much prefer my own company to that of someone with nothing more to offer than a warm body and needs, and needs, and needs. I can easily pay for that.

I think you're guesstimation is quite accurate, if I got you right as to say due to that I'm not a 100 percent when it comes to the English language.

But anyway, my own guesstimation when it comes to guys like me who pay prostitutes for one night stands is that we may very well be attractive for women when it comes to settle down with a man in a long term relationship.

But, before women seek a long term relationship, many women, at least in the western world like to sleep around with the most charming and attractive guys, and even if I don't like it, why wouldn't they?

These men are more than willing to sleep around for a night or a shorter period with many women, after a shorter period if not one night, these men are on the hunt again for new women to conquer, one of my friends was this kind of man for example.

The women may very well want to settle down with these top notch / alpha males, but as the years go by they realise that in most cases this will never happen, these alpha males just have to many women to choose from and will almost to never settle down with an average woman which the women realize after a while and settle down with an average man instead.

When money is not involved our humans sex life is not much different from what's shown on the channel Animal planet where the strongest / most attractive male get to inseminate most of the females while the average or less strong / attractive males will have a poor sex life.

Very much is written on this topic throughout the internet, some call it the 80/20 rule which means that 20 percent of the men get to sleep around with 80 percent of the women in the free western world, I may think that is a little way out, but it's got some truth in it, and more is written on the topic of PUA which means Pick Up Artist, some are naturals, some can learn and some, like myself feels fuck it! And book a flight to Thailand instead.

Thank God for the money, poor women and ISG.

[Member #4698]

There is a big difference culturally, physically, ethnically between Indonesian women and Middle Eastern women. Indonesian girls are attractive, sexy, passionate, and highly doable. I can't say the same for the Middle Eastern variety.

LBM, what is it about your sister in law that turns you off to all Muslim Thai and possibly Indonesian girls? Is the problem part of her cultural way of thinking and behaving or is she just a b*tch on to herself? I've met some very wonderful Indonesian girls who were great shags and a lot of fun to be with. To my knowledge I have never been with a Muslim Thai girl so at present I wouldn't reject a sexy Muslim Thai girl all else being equal and out of curiosity. But I would like to know what it is about them that turns you off. Personally, I can't see myself ever settling down with a Muslim Thai or Indonesian girl, let alone having kids with her. I could live with the Buddha long term though. Intellectually I like the Buddha and I like the cultural effect Buddhism has on its people.

[LittleBigMan]

And totally irrelevant to f*ck*ng in Thailand.

At least your brother has a chance of one or two of the 73 virgins whilst your future look rather hotter than most.

Back to Pattaya.

That is obvious you problem with everything! My brother has been here over 12 years never once has he ever dip his stick into another women in Thailand period. The relevants here is dipping which in your simple definition f*cking and has produce through her Muslim lying ass a bunch of kids.

Get over it there are no Muslim virgins are far as Pattaya goes and some might think I'm missing out on something I have no intent in fucking a women in a black tent no matter how good it is what I don't experience I don't miss!

Now I'll be the first to admit I have a personal problem with Muslim! All this talk about Jakarta and so forth might be true but aren't we on the Thailand Thread which I'm referring to Muslim women here.

Scorchin, you seem to have a real problem when someone says something that you don't like personally get over it you M.O. is very obvious you are constantly looking for a fight from your responds.

LBM

[Paul Kausch]

You don't know what you miss out. The Indonesian Muslim girls are the lay of the century with very little exceptions. They wear scarves during the day and then text you how they like to suck you. In Hong Kong that is.

Lived in Semarang, Central Java off an on from about 2003 to 2007. My experiences with the Javanese girls was the same as yours. They were the sweetest girls, cute as hell, wore low cut skin tight jeans, tight tee shirts that exposed their belly buttons and colorful scarfs to cover their heads. They claimed to be Muslims but never observed the call to prayers, fucked like little rabbits and loved to suck cocks. Semarang is no mongering destination, but the Javanese girls are fantastic. Jakarta is worth checking out. Lots of good info on ISG thread. Currency is dropping like a rock. Maybe a good bargain.

[Scorchin]

My sister in-law is one and I hate her guts and she knows it told her to her face you better hope I die first because if my brother does you are on you ficking own and I don't care if my nephew or nieces suffer I won't look back.

LBM

And totally irrelevant to f*ck*ng in Thailand.

At least your brother has a chance of one or two of the 73 virgins whilst your future look rather hotter than most.

Back to Pattaya.

[Tiger 888]

That is the way I think although there are plenty of problems down south they take don't want you to know about. I live now on Nernpludwan which is considered Muslim road. Never had a problem with them seem to be like every other Thai all their men are going around fucking anything they are a allow to get their hands on. Break all the rules like the rest of them butterfly etc. In their religion and still pray like the world was coming to an end asking for forgiveness like every other religion. If I meet a girl in a bar and she tells me she is Muslim everything is off the table for me I don't care how much of a stunner she might be and how cheap or what I'm gone! My sister in-law is one and I hate her guts and she knows it told her to her face you better hope I die first because if my brother does you are on you ficking own and I don't care if my nephew or nieces suffer I won't look back.

LBM

You don't know what you miss out. The Indonesian Muslim girls are the lay of the century with very little exceptions. They wear scarves during the day and then text you how they like to suck you. In Hong Kong that is.

[LittleBigMan]

That's ridiculous.

If the United States government didn't aspire to be policeman for the entire planet and maintain military bases in hundreds of nations all over the globe, meddling into the affairs of other sovereign nations, we wouldn't have any foreign terrorists to worry about.

The real terrorists don't have much problem getting in, nor do the tens of thousands of Mexicans who come illegally every year.

Fat chance indeed of you getting your legs blown off by a Thai bar girl terrorist. The Thai's don't have any beef with the USA, so there is no such thing as a Thai terrorist out to blow up people in America. Why would any reasonable immigration authority be in doubt about that?

The plain fact is that the USA government coddles and caters to the illegal immigrants flooding the country and sucking up its resources, and then won't allow even tourist visas for honest law abiding visitors, such as pretty Thai girls, much less immigration visas for them.

That is the way I think although there are plenty of problems down south they take don't want you to know about. I live now on Nernpludwan which is considered Muslim road. Never had a problem with them seem to be like every other Thai all their men are going around fucking anything they are a allow to get their hands on. Break all the rules like the rest of them butterfly etc. In their religion and still pray like the world was coming to an end asking for forgiveness like every other religion. If I meet a girl in a bar and she tells me she is Muslim everything is off the table for me I don't care how much of a stunner she might be and how cheap or what I'm gone! My sister in-law is one and I hate her guts and she knows it told her to her face you better hope I die first because if my brother does you are on you ficking own and I don't care if my nephew or nieces suffer I won't look back.

LBM

[LittleBigMan]

Not to mention, you could be granted a visa by the embassy or consulate, but it is still immigration's call as to whether you are allowed to enter the country or not. Woe is the person who has paid for tickets and made all kinds of reservations, and flown to the other side of the world, only to be turned away at the door.

This is partially true but one a Thai as the example we are using must get be given the permission by the USA Embassy in Bangkok which is why one goes through the process. The stamp or sticker is place in the passport and information is all placed in the data base for Immigration. If you go to a travel agent to buy your ticket if they know what they are doing will make sure you actually have permission before they even sell you the ticket. If not, a travel agent the staff when you check in will in this case Thai National look at the passport to make sure that permission is given before you even are issue a boarding pass. The you have another two line of defense which is the Thai Immigration and once through it finally the USA Immigration. Without the permission or stamp / sticker I doubt you would get out of the airport in Thailand. Every Immigration check stop this is what they are looking for and the few questions they ask by our immigration unless a red flag comes you are in.

At least that was my own experience in 2007.

LBM

[Mr Enternational]

I met and went to dinner with a woman who is an assistant director at a beauty clinic. Dinner came to 543 baht. Somehow we got on the subject of tipping. She said that she is Thai so usually she does not give tips. She said when she goes to get a massage she will tip the person 100 baht because they work so hard. And the same for the person at the salon who does her nails. I paid for our dinner with a 1000 baht bill. She said next time she would pay. When the change came back I gave her the book and said okay now how much would you leave for this waitress. She said since I liked her...she gave me my change leaving 37 baht in the book (which figures to be 6.8%.)

Side Note: Just to say again it's funny how being a foreigner you have the mindset that Thais know their fellow countrymen. But that could not be farther from the case. The girl I was with asked the waitress if she was Thai. She thought that she may have been Filipina. She was indeed Thai though.

[Mr Enternational]

Last month when I was going down Walking Street with my dad I briefly met a woman of my dreams. I told her that I would definitely get with her later. What stood out most was her rack. Later determined to be of the 36F variety. Last week I saw her in the disco and I grabbed her and told her that she would be coming with me that night. It's funny just how insecure many of these women are. For she, like many before her, questioned my sincerity. I had to reinforce it. Look don't you go ANYWHERE without me, because you are coming with me tonight.

When the time came to leave she told me where her car was parked. Since my motorbike was right outside I gave her a ride to her vehicle. Damn, a big ass pick-up truck. And pretty damn new at that. When we got to my place she ran her story by me. 29, no kids. She was married to a guy from England for 7 years and they had businesses together in a couple of cities. When they recently broke up she signed everything back over to him and told him that she didn't want any of it. (How often do you hear it work out this way?) Evidently she kept the truck though.

I did something with this girl that I haven't done in quite a long time. I stayed in bed with her until 5pm. Well not straight, because there was a time when I went out to get lunch and she stayed there asleep. But when I returned home, right back into the be I went. It fucked up my whole day, but it was worth it.

After all the deeds were done and we were relaxing enjoying each other's company, she said I'm sorry. I said okay. She said do you know why I'm apologizing? I said no. She said because I was on my period last night and I let you take me anyway. Huh? Not that it matters in the least bit to me. Then I remembered. I told her of my ex who is a taxi driver in Bangkok that used to use the damn thing to block the blood flow, but she would never let me see it. I said that I know you could buy it at the pharmacy. This girl informed me that some salons sell them as well. After a couple of minutes I was able to convince her to let me see it. She went into the bathroom for a while then came back out. She said that is why she wasn't really wet, because it soaks the wetness up. She said sometimes blood will be on the tip of the condom. I guess that is why she was racing to take the condom off of me the times that we finished.

I told her that I would probably want her to go on a trip to the Maldives with me soon. She said that she didn't have any money to do that. I told her to leave that to me. The truth is that I get tired of doing shit alone all of the time and she has proved to be great company. She still insists that if it costs too much that she does not want to go because she does not want me to have to spend much money. This girl is definitely a keeper.

Side Note: Her friend kept calling her throughout the day. Eventually she told me that her friend went with one of my friends (who I did not even know was in town. So how the hell did they know it was my friend?. Their network is a MF.) She said they negotiated to the standard price of 1000 LT, but when they got to the hotel my friend wanted to change the deal to 800 LT. Eventually I figured out who the friend was. I said I was going to clown his ass when I saw him. And I thought I was a Cheap Charlie.

[Wolvenvacht]

The natives who are actually the present day Mexicans?

I was actually thinking more of the Apaches, Sioux and such, you know, from the "Cowboy and Indians" games we played as a kid.

[Mr Enternational]

When you look it that way, I have to agree: with the exception of the Native Indians, everyone is an immigrant in the USA if you go back a few generations.

The natives who are actually the present day Mexicans? They are just coming to get their shit back a little at a time; not swiftly and in a big chunk as the Israelis got theirs from Great Britain.

[Wolvenvacht]

Paranoid with good reason. Boston bombers. 9/11, Fort Hood massacre, Times Square attempted bomber, etc. Not to mention 100s of foiled attempts of terrorism. Mostly done by some kind of immigrant.

When you look it that way, I have to agree: with the exception of the Native Indians, everyone is an immigrant in the USA if you go back a few generations.

[Mr Enternational]

I walked outside and once I got my phone I called back to the USA as to the results, I was asked to give them a few weeks and I will get a call back. Several weeks later got a call from the USA and told to go to the Emb, in Bangkok and see so and so, walked out a hour later with the Visa and a simple sorry from the Interviewer.

In the end, I don't really blame them because our immigration system does need reform especially in the area of enforcement?

Not to mention, you could be granted a visa by the embassy or consulate, but it is still immigration's call as to whether you are allowed to enter the country or not. Woe is the person who has paid for tickets and made all kinds of reservations, and flown to the other side of the world, only to be turned away at the door.

[Nvslim]

You forgot to add Oklahoma City, and of course the Fort Hood killer was born in the USA (but I agree funny skin colour, so that counts). And 100s of foiled attempts? Also by people with funny skin colour presumably? Mind you, half you guys think the US government blew up the Twin Towers, and Obama is a Muslim, right?

And the new Miss America of Indian origin is an ARAB!

Slim