Pattaya Reports

[Stinky Squid]

Since I always work late, now I found a good time for my evening beer at the gogo. It was 1 am till I was finally done with all the shit I had to organize. And the choice was: go to sleep (so tired!) or go out for one more beer. So I did 1 more beer (Doctor's orders). Staying 2 min walk away from the happenings is perfect to never have an excuse. It's just one beer. Draught beer price is not higher than in any other restaurant, and you get the show for free. Not a great show, but ogling girls in bikinis on a stage is a nice way to let go of thoughts. Was watching the two lookers with the nice knockers to appear when a cute one walked buy, I smiled, she smiled, and 5 min later she sat down next to me. Invited herself so to speak, but not pushy and the difference between unwanted and wanted attention is big. So my "just one beer" turned into 3 for me and 3 LDs for her. Soon it was 1:40 and she went for another dance, which is kinda OK because half of it was right in front of me. Then they rotate, I could still look for the two that I prefer but where I haven't been able to make a connection with (and I think they aren't going to be that fun, that's what I get when I observe them sitting usually bored with others.) Then at closing time we agreed I would wait outside. Had some mu satay and 15 min later she came out. Loaded up on more food from these stands, and we went to my hotel. Yes 5 k LT is not small change, plus another 750 on the tab with those 3 LDs, but I don't care this time around. We had a fine chemistry, although she kept guarding her kissing, so that is not as great for me, but overall fun, OK, one more in the morning, and now organizing the visa extension.

Nothing special to recommend. In fact, she was definitely BJ averse as she didn't like a CIM ending, and that usually means they start getting annoying right when the moment is best to finish. So, I don't really recommend her. It just was OK for me. Already told her I will be back in the bar, but she shouldn't be angry if I might pick someone else. Of course not.

This is a nice routine, that evening beer. By 1 am is perfect time to have enough to see the options, relax get the work bullshit out of my head, and see what the offerings are. Agree with one to meet after closing, watch her not escape. But when will I catch up on sleep? No idea.

More actionable info, the "just one beer" excuse works at the draught beer serving gogos. I am at LK Metro (no longer cheaper than Walking Street, but perhaps less pushy). Sugar Sugar, Paradise, they had the draught. Pulse was out one night I checked out the place, and it didn't impress me. I was at Kinky once, but paying 170 for a bottle beer is excessive IMO, so won't go back there. At Slutz I was once, it was so full I couldn't even find a seat. It looked nice, no idea if they have draught beer, but I will try again when I find a seat. In all those gogos in the Soi Bukhao area so far I was not pushed. In fact, at Kinky, with the beer 170 expensive, they did not only not push me, they almost forgot about me. Haha. Despite sitting in front row, the waitress always walked past me not offering the refill. (This has always worked for me even back in highschool: sit in front so the teacher overlooks you when checking homework. haha).

[Explorer8939]

I hope your lady likes ladies for in Dubai there are lots of Russians, Ukrainians, Africans, Filipinas, Arabs, Indians and Thais for you both to cavort with.

We are not hitting the bars in Dubai, just doing tourist stuff. By the end of the day, I am tired, so she does the work.

The weird thing is that she is in wife mode, or rather, insecure girlfriend mode, very clingy. But that's her superpower: next week, she will be clingy with the next guy.

She gets loads of messages from customers, some making reservations deep into next year. Meanwhile, I am lining up girls for my return to Pattaya later this week.

[Axel Heyst]

As for gogo bars I have vowed to not try to circumvent the bar fine any more. It's pointless. There is no way to reserve a cutie.

Sure there is. Just barfine her once or twice and establish good relations. All of my favorite repeat Go Go girls were happy to come over to my place before their work shift. Afternoon boom boom and lunch by the pool is a great way to spend the day. Sometimes the girls asked if they could bring friend.

I have also reserved a pickup time or "date" with favorite girls during their work hours no matter how popular they are in order to take advantage of the two tiered barfine system many of these agency Go Go's have. For example, if the barfine after midnight is half the 9 pm-12 barfine. I would simply pre-arrange our get together time to say 11:30 pm and when I arrived my girl would disengage from whoever was buying her drinks and join me in about 5 minutes. I would then buy her 1 drink and then she would head to the back room to change her clothes and away we would go. I used to do this all the time with my favorite stunner in What's Up Go Go back in the day. Check out my trip reports from 2012-2016 if they are still online. I used to love that girl and she was hot. Sadly, What's Up had drastically declined in girl quality the last time I was there in 2019. It was shocking. And I believe it has not reopened after Covid, but it used to my favorite Go Go in Pataya. Incidentally, I believe it was the first Go Go in Pattaya to employ the agency model. Which may have been good thing or bad thing depending on your point of view and the size of your wallet..

[AlwaysHorny 2]

I've been to Bangkok / Phuket with a previous GF, but this will be my first time solo. No SE Asia experience whatsoever. Major changes in my life so I say why the F*CK not. You only live once compadre's and I'm soo utterly drained from dealing with western women that I can’t wait to just relax. Some hehe.

I bought a one way ticket. Main camp will be Pattaya. I rented a condo close to Jomtien Beach only for a week and then I'll figure out my long term stay once I'm there. I hope to spend 2-3 months with quick trips around SE Asia as well as spend time in Northern Thailand.

Definitely not a rookie at this and I RTFF forum thoroughly as well as use other sources for information. No questions, just thanks to those who've made valuable contributions. I'm looking forward to adding reports as well.

[Stinky Squid]

Besides that the name of the Gogobar would be helpfull (even better if tagnumbers of the ladies you talk about).

I realize I should tell, but since I haven't gotten my turn yet, I am holding off until I have. Sorry. And really that's not sooo special. In every gogo that I have gone I have seen two who I liked. In fact, I am tempted to just go now to sip another beer to get ready for bed. I am so tired. I don't know how people can do this "party all night" life. My bedtime is between 10 and midnight. Haha. Now is a good time to go to check if the good girls are all taken now or still left over.

[Stinky Squid]

Didn't ask how many customers, but she sounded genuine, I don't try to confront whatever they say.

It's probably downstairs, when the customer pays her a drink while playing with her body.

They're probably holding on their nipples and pulling on them to get them erected or something like that, and I've met another girl wearing these patches, she's not the only one.

Both my shy puffy nipples girl and the big rack MILF that "betrayed" me in the gogo bar had those patches.

The explanation is they are sensitive. Thai girls know that well, which is why they always try to play with our little nipples because they think ours are as sensitive as theirs. So my MILF told me that she keeps them on because the sensation is too much for her, during sex it's fine, but not sitting on one lap after another.

And no, it's nothing any man needs to be blamed for and nothing inconsiderate on our side. We'd like to play of course, and even thinking they might like it. But a sensation that can be very powerful and enjoyable when overdone and in the wrong context is perceived as either ticklishness or pain.

Hence the patch.

As for gogo bars I have vowed to not try to circumvent the bar fine any more. It's pointless. There is no way to reserve a cutie. And plus, apparently they have heard the promise many times and no way she can trust that I will be back, as I said and I was. But any way 2 am isn't my time any more. If I want one I will check her out of the library as soon as possible for LT money be darned. And I wonder, with the 2000 baht bar fines nowadays, are they without time limit? It would seem so. Therefore, it seems to me that the earlier check-out the more bang for the buck.

[Turgid]

I am out of Pattaya for a short while, as I am taking a Thai lady to Dubai. She is a silicon enhanced MILF, and she wants sex whenever possible, so life is good.

Of course, when I am with one lady for an extended period, I want a different lady, so I am looking forward to my return.

I hope your lady likes ladies for in Dubai there are lots of Russians, Ukrainians, Africans, Filipinas, Arabs, Indians and Thais for you both to cavort with.

[Sir Lancelot]

Wow, a whole week has gone by and no Indian bashing on this board? Is everyone too distracted by the World Cup?

Lift your game mongers. Hahaha.

I suppose all you fat white kunnttss think you look like James Bond.

Imagine being lectured about Indian-bashing by someone who just a few weeks ago wrote the following.

Non-westernized Indian mongers who travel behave like savages. They don't use deodorant and therefore stink. They also treat women, especially hookers, disrespectfully. Then they bargain to ridiculously low levels. They treat the girls like shit. Choking, slapping, punching and wanting multiple shots on goal when they only have paid for one.

[CaliGuy33]

Paolo,

I freely admit that. Read my last post. I am just honestly reporting what some of my pals who have visited the area tell me plus what I have read in many recent reports about various Go Go's that I used to frequent all the time. I have never said you can't have a good time in Pat and at some point in the future I will endure the 24-hour flight and return not just to LOS but to Phnom Penh, Jakarta, and the PI as well. I just represent a number of punters who were locked out of Thailand and SEA in 2020 and who found a new playground populated with smokin' hot girls who are super passionate in bed and just 7 hours and 45 minutes from my hometown. The more choices we have the better.

What places are these.

[Paolo99]

About the girl who worked Soi 6 3 days did you ask how many customers she had that her Tittie's hurt so bad?

Are you bad boys squeezing them like an orange trying to extract every ounce of juice. Hahaha.

When I play with Thai Girls tittie I do so respectfully and kindly. Hahaha.

Didn't ask how many customers, but she sounded genuine, I don't try to confront whatever they say.

It's probably downstairs, when the customer pays her a drink while playing with her body.

They're probably holding on their nipples and pulling on them to get them erected or something like that, and I've met another girl wearing these patches, she's not the only one.

[Engine Driver]

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[Downandup]

How you get 45 days? Extention for visa exempt is 30 days. Not 45. Thats only when you ENTER the country.

It's currently 45 days since Last October until next March, they offered longer times this high season. I'm not so sure if extensions can be for 45 days.

[ElMexicant]

How you get 45 days? Extention for visa exempt is 30 days. Not 45. Thats only when you ENTER the country.

Besides that the name of the Gogobar would be helpfull (even better if tagnumbers of the ladies you talk about).

Asking people to write reports like Monkeypaw is quite impossible. By the way, why has nobody mentioned about the GoGo bar dancers in house brawl at Fahrenheit and the stabbing a couple of nights ago? If you are in the know, you would know.

[Explorer8939]

I am out of Pattaya for a short while, as I am taking a Thai lady to Dubai. She is a silicon enhanced MILF, and she wants sex whenever possible, so life is good.

Of course, when I am with one lady for an extended period, I want a different lady, so I am looking forward to my return.

[Banana Boi]

Where? I want to go!

I believe Axel is referring to Brazil.